Otherwise, when no one is paying attention, I can do a good deed without leaving my name and sneak the underwear into the class leader's desk.
But if I don't explain it, the class leader won't understand what's going on, and she might even start a full investigation in the class.
So I decided to write a note that said "I'm sorry, I imitated the underwear thief and stole your things. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to correct myself. I won't do it again."
Of course, I wouldn't be stupid enough to write it myself. I told Eunuch Cao to write it. Even if the class leader investigates, she would only be able to trace it back to Eunuch Cao.
Every debt has a debtor, every grievance has a perpetrator, and every debt has a debtor.
Eunuch Cao didn't ask why I wrote it, he only guessed that I had some girl's underwear.
He cackled obscenely, his face revealing an expression of admiration that said, "You are indeed worthy of being my master."
"Leader, you're amazing, I think you're a hundred times better than the underwear thief!"
"What do you mean?"
Although I knew nothing good came out of his mouth, I was still curious about what he was trying to say.
"You see, the underwear thief only stole the underwear and fantasized about it at home. Maybe there are some girls he hasn't even seen before, maybe they're dinosaurs! Master, you're different. You pick a target, use the underwear of a beautiful girl, then return the underwear that was stained with your body fluids and pretend you didn't do anything to the underwear … That way, if the girl wears the underwear again, wouldn't it be the same as having intimate contact with your body fluids? "
I can't believe he could think of that. The structure of the brain is indeed different from normal people. Not only is this idea evil, it actually has a chance of success.
Does the class leader also have this kind of worry? After receiving the recovered underwear, he felt even more disgusted when he thought that someone might have done something dirty to this underwear. Not to mention wearing it again in the future, even touching it with his hands was a kind of psychological damage.
I decided not to return the underwear to the class leader. I'll wait until after school, then I'll cut it up and throw it in the trash.
You're saying I'm wasting it and should keep it as a souvenir?
No, if I keep it, I can't guarantee what I'll do to the underwear.
Though I am a gentleman, a proletarian successor to the vulgar taste, it may be that this evil cloth will tempt me in my sleep.
I can't risk turning myself into a pervert by keeping it.
Xiao Qin didn't come back for the first two classes in the afternoon.
It seemed that her period had a great impact on her body. After this class, it would be the break between classes. Should I go and see her?
Also, will Chen YingRan, that perverted school doctor continue to instill evil knowledge into Xiao Qin?
With that in mind, I couldn't sit still anymore. At the beginning of the break, I quietly snuck outside the infirmary to eavesdrop on the conversation going on inside.
Surprisingly, there was no sound at all. I walked in and saw that Chen YingRan and Xiao Qin were asleep.
There were only two beds in the infirmary, separated by a curtain. Xiao Qin slept on the inside by the window while Chen YingRan slept on the outside with a tired expression.
I opened the door and walked in. Chen YingRan didn't wake up. It seemed like she slept very late last night and went somewhere to party.
Xiao Qin was covered with a white bedsheet and was lying on her side facing the window. Her body was curled up like a shrimp and she looked so small and fragile. Her eyes were tightly shut and there were tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, it might be from the pain.
When I got close to her bed, she suddenly opened her eyes wide in alarm. When she saw me, she immediately wanted to sit up, but because of the throbbing pain in her abdomen, she only sat up half way before she lay back down in pain.
"Sob sob sob, I can't even sit and talk with Ye Lin classmate! It's so inconvenient to be a girl! "
I really wish you weren't a girl! If that was the case, I could directly use an uppercut to settle the grudge that has existed for so many years!
Even though that was what I thought, I still tried to speak to Xiao Qin as gently as possible:
"Don't move if your stomach hurts, I'm only here for a bit. Just lie down."
What a hypocrite. Why am I a hypocrite like her?
There were no chairs nearby. I saw that there was a lot of empty space on Xiao Qin's bed, so I picked a place that was furthest away from Xiao Qin and sat down.
Chen YingRan, who was lying on the bed next to me, turned around and giggled a few times, then she said in her sleep: "Don't be afraid, let your sister slowly teach you …"
What scary sleep talk, I don't know what kind of molestation dream she's having.
I comforted Xiao Qin a few words. Although it was all meaningless words, Xiao Qin listened to every word carefully and seriously, as if my words were an imperial edict to her.
When I had nothing else to say, Xiao Qin suddenly spoke:
"Ye Lin classmate, can you help me buy a pair of underwear?"
Who wants to help you buy underwear! Don't take advantage of me! I already lost face buying sanitary pads for you in the morning! If I buy underwear again, I will never be able to recover!
"No, I don't need something too gorgeous, as long as it's ordinary. The kind with too much lace, I feel a bit prickly …"
Seeing my gloomy expression, Xiao Qin hurriedly apologized:
"I'm sorry! I can't believe I put my own feelings in front of Ye Lin classmate's preferences, I have no self-awareness! If Ye Lin classmate likes lace underwear, then go ahead and buy it! No matter how uncomfortable it is, I will take responsibility and wear it! "
In order to stop her from going further and further off the mark, I interrupted her.
"It has nothing to do with the style of the underwear. I'm a man, I can't buy women's underwear, do you understand? Also, what do you want underwear for? "
"Because … because my underwear is stained with blood, if I continue to wear it, it might rub on my pants!"
The reason was good, but I couldn't help even if I wanted to.
"But, but … Ye Lin classmate, if you buy me a new set of underwear, you can take the one I'm wearing as a souvenir!"
"Did water enter your brain! Who would want a pair of underwear stained with blood! "
I was so angry that I almost went insane.
"You don't want it?" Xiao Qin made a wronged and sad expression, "But, but this is the blood from my first period, it's proof that I've matured into a young girl! Is it not precious! "
"If you think it's precious, then keep it for yourself. I don't care if you hang it on the wall, if someone asks, you can say it's a Japanese flag …"
I suddenly remembered that I still had a pair of the class leader's underwear in my pocket. If Xiao Qin gave me the underwear, wouldn't I be holding onto both sides? What a perverted idea!
"Ye Lin classmate, do you have something in your pocket?"
Xiao Qin asked with a face full of suspicion.
Eh? Ren XiaoQin, you can read minds! Are my thoughts so obvious that you can see what's in my pocket?
Seeing that I didn't deny it, Xiao Qin put a finger on her lips and made a thinking gesture.
"Let me guess … Is it a gift that Ye Lin classmate wants to give me? What is it? "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe, could it be that Ye Lin classmate has a telepathic connection with me and already bought underwear for me?"
I cursed inwardly and subconsciously wanted to use my hand to block the pocket where the underwear was.
But this action just happened to expose the location of the item. Xiao Qin's eyes flashed and she sat up without any warning. Her movements were as swift as a cobra.
Before I could see it clearly, the class leader's underwear was already in her hands.
She looked at the underwear in the plastic bag with a face full of surprise, then her surprise turned into joy.
"It really is true! Ye Lin classmate really has a telepathic connection with me! So, you've already bought the underwear. You were just teasing me! "
Maybe she was afraid of dirtying it, so she didn't take out the underwear from the sealed evidence bag. Instead, she hugged it like a child who got a Christmas present.
"Hahaha, Ye Lin classmate's first gift to me! I'll immediately wear it when my period is over! "
Fuck, you can't wear it! That's the class leader's underwear! If the class leader knew that I gave her underwear to someone else, how could she endure it!
"Hey, you misunderstood. That underwear isn't for you, give it back!"
I made a posture as if I was going to snatch the underwear back.
Xiao Qin, who was previously overjoyed, suddenly froze. She looked at me and tears flowed out like a broken necklace.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ ~ are you going to take away the first gift? Too cruel! You're too cruel to me! "
She desperately hugged the class leader's underwear, "I'm not giving it back, I'm not giving it back!!"
She had a posture as if she would fight me to the death if I took another step forward.
Her little face was flushed and tears dripped down her hot cheeks onto the white bedsheets. I'm guessing that it wasn't just because she was sad, but also because she pulled her abdomen when she was snatching the underwear, so it aggravated the pain.
I had no choice but to let her be. If I gave the class leader's underwear to Xiao Qin, it would be making the best use of it.
The only thing I was worried about was whether the class leader would notice if Xiao Qin wore this underwear in the future. Do girls remember every pair of underwear they've worn? The chances of them buying the same type of underwear is also very high, right?
While I was worrying, Chen YingRan threw a pillow at us from next door and she fiercely scolded:
"What are you guys arguing about! I was halfway through my dream when you guys woke me up! It took me a lot of effort to take off his pants! "
In the end, it was Xiao Qin who apologized to her sister Ying Ran, and I returned to class 2-3 with my tail between my legs.
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