"What, what do you mean?"
Xiao Qin's ambiguous words left me at a loss.
"I'm bleeding …"
"Where are you bleeding? I don't see you getting hurt! "
"I'm bleeding down there …"
After saying it shyly, Xiao Qin shyly buried her face under her arms.
After a while, she peeked out an eye to peek at me to see my reaction.
How should I react! By bleeding down there … do you mean I'm on my period! Don't tell guys about this! Go talk to the class leader and Loud Mouth about how to deal with it! I don't have any experience in this area!
The only reason I know about periods is because of sanitary napkin commercials on TV, and I just learned about it in health class! I heard it's scary! The actresses in the sanitary napkin commercials are all smiles, skiing and swimming, but it's all a lie! When a girl comes, not only will it be inconvenient, but they will also have a bad temper like a female T-Rex!
Also, what's with the feeling that I've been dealt the final blow? Even at this point, I'm still secretly hoping that the Little Tyrant isn't a girl? I'm so sad! The target that I've been working hard to defeat, the terrifying monster that can destroy heaven and earth, has now become the heroine of 'long wings, no leaks, and can sleep in peace'!
"Ouch (> _ <), ouch ouch ouch ouch ~ ~ ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate, what should I do …"
Seeing that I didn't speak for a while, Xiao Qin asked me with a groan.
"How, how would I know! Do what you have to do! I don't have any experience! "
Xiao Qin had a bitter face: "But I don't have any experience either!"
You don't have any experience either? What does that mean? Are you trying to say that this is your first time on your period?
Stop lying! Modern children are overnourished, and many girls have their periods in elementary school! How can you only have your first period when you're in the second year of middle school!
Also, when I rescued brother Optimus Prime at your house, I was tricked by you. I had to hold a large box of sanitary napkins and display it on the street for half a day!
"Hmph, are you trying to say that you didn't use the sanitary napkins in the box last time?"
"That … was the box I borrowed from my mom, and my mom used it …"
Why is the sanitary napkin box I was carrying all the way not yours, but Auntie Ren's? Why did he feel even more humiliated?
"Ye Lin classmate, after the class bell rings, help me buy a pack of sanitary pads …"
Xiao Qin looked at me and begged.
"Who wants to buy that for you! Don't you have one yourself? "
"It's my first time here, so I wasn't prepared …"
"Even so, I can't buy it for you! It was too embarrassing for a guy to buy this! Go talk to the class leader, she'll help you think of something. "
Xiao Qin moaned again and let out a long whine, indicating that she was about to die.
"I, I don't want to tell the class leader. If she found out that my first period came this late, she would laugh at me."
Who would laugh at you! And aren't you very good at lying? Why did you tell the class leader that it was your first time here?
Do you want to use the same strategy as last time? Pretend to be an idiot in front of the class leader, purposely expose your weaknesses, and wait for the class leader to trap you?
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, how about you help me borrow a sanitary pad from the class leader …"
"Borrow? How did you know the class leader had sanitary napkins? "
Xiao Qin squeezed out a pitiful smile.
"Because when I was eating with everyone last week, I heard that the class leader was on her period, and it probably hasn't completely ended this week …"
Screw you! Not only did you tell me about your period, you even told me about the class leader's private matters!
So it just happened to be the class leader's period a few days ago? Is that why she was more irritable than usual and did all kinds of physical harm to me?
But if I went to borrow a sanitary pad from the class leader, wouldn't it be easier for people to misunderstand?
If Eunuch Cao happened to be present, he would definitely add with a wretched expression: "Class leader, actually my master wants to borrow used sanitary pads!"
"No! I can tell the class leader about your period, but don't count on anything else! "
The bell rang at this time. I stood up to walk towards the class leader, but Xiao Qin reached out and grabbed the corner of my clothes.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, it's bad!"
With Xiao Qin's delay, the class leader left the classroom and went to who knows what.
"What's bad?"
I sat back in my seat in a bad mood.
"I … I'm going to leak!"
Xiao Qin had a face of despair.
"I, I was trying my best to hold it in, that's why I didn't let the blood drip onto my pants! Now I can't hold it in anymore! "
Damn, you can actually hold it in during your period? Xiao Qin's family's martial arts is amazing! You can train all the muscles in your body to the point where they can move as they please! If you can hold it in, then you might as well give up on the sanitary pads and hold it in for an entire day!
Hearing me tell her to continue holding it in, tears of grievance hung from the corner of Xiao Qin's eyes.
"Ye Lin classmate is too much! I'm still your childhood sweetheart, are you going to just stand by and watch when your childhood sweetheart encounters such a huge crisis! "
Hmph, you're my childhood sweetheart who abused me for N years, and you still want me to help you? It's already good enough that I didn't push you off the cliff!
I curled my lips and gave her a tacit agreement.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate is too heartless! I'm going to drown in a blood pond hell, but you're not going to help me! "
"Blood pond hell my ass! Even if all the girls in the class had their periods, there wouldn't be a blood pond hell! Stop pulling on the corner of my clothes! What the hell do you want! "
"Wu, it hurts, I can't think … sanitary pads or band-aids are fine! Hurry up and help me think of a way! "
"Go buy those embarrassing things yourself!"
"But the snack store is on the first floor, it's the complete opposite of the female washroom, I'll die halfway! I'll definitely die! "
That's true, you have to go to the female washroom to change the sanitary pads after you buy them. I actually forgot this point, I thought it would be over once you bought them.
I hesitated for a bit, Xiao Qin's expression was becoming more and more painful, she looked really pitiful.
But it's too embarrassing for a boy like me to buy sanitary pads! If I do this kind of thing, my position in the class food chain will continue to drop!
Xiao Qin saw that I was hesitating, she clenched her teeth and said a bit fiercely:
"If you don't buy them for me, I'll tell the class leader that you made me bleed down there …"
Damn, you can't casually say something like that! The class leader will definitely kill me! She will definitely pull the trigger on my skull and let my brains splatter on the snow-white classroom walls!
I weighed the pros and cons, and helplessly agreed to buy sanitary pads at the snack store. At the same time, I told Xiao Qin to let go of the corner of my clothes.
"You're really going? You're not lying? Pinky swear! "
She said while sticking out the pinky of her left hand.
"Who's going to pinky swear with you! You didn't even graduate from kindergarten! I said I'll go, so I'll definitely go! If you keep bothering me, I won't go! "
Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and let me go.
The aunty at the snack store and the aunty at the cafeteria were sisters, they both had the same face as Nanny Rong. I don't know why they both especially hated me.
There weren't many people shopping at this time. I stood behind the glass display, staring at the sanitary pads at the bottom of the shelf, not knowing what to say.
"Stop looking brat, we don't sell condoms here."
The aunty at the snack store squinted her eyes and looked at me like I was a fly.
I was so angry that I almost spat blood.
"How do you know I'm here to buy condoms!"
Don't look down on me! If I wanted condoms, there's a box of them at home! There's even a mace with a mace! I even sent them yesterday!
"Yuting doesn't have any either."
Fuck, do I only know how to buy emergency contraceptives in addition to condoms? Don't randomly give me the title of a playboy! I'm a pure young man who hasn't even touched a girl's chest!
"Do you have … sanitary pads?"
I stammered out half a sentence.
"Buying it for your girlfriend? Don't you know the school forbids puppy love? "
"Not my girlfriend! I'm buying it for a female classmate! I'm learning from Lei Feng and doing good deeds! "
Nanny Rong still looked at me with disdain and had no intention of selling the sanitary pads to me.
I became anxious, the time between classes was short. If Xiao Qin thinks I went back on my words and told the class leader that I made her bleed, then I would die a horrible death.
"I don't care what you think, just hurry up and sell it to me! Even if I'm not buying it for a female classmate, can I use it myself? I'm bleeding from hemorrhoids, so I think it looks pretty good on TV. Can't I try it out? I also have sweaty feet, can't I put it in my shoes to absorb sweat? No matter what, hurry up and sell it to me! "
Two girls walked over from behind and wanted to buy something. When they heard me shout, they covered their mouths and almost laughed out loud.
My face was completely lost by Xiao Qin today.
She finally managed to get me a pack of sanitary pads. I was afraid someone would see me holding it in my hands, so I immediately stuffed it into my school uniform.
Then he went back to class 2-3 with a big belly.
Seeing me return, Xiao Qin was like a baby waiting for rain after a long drought, like a baby looking at its mother.
"Thank you … I thought … I was going to die … Although it's a bit too much, but Ye Lin classmate, can you help me to the washroom?"
Her weak expression made it hard for me to refuse.
Forget it, everyone thinks that Xiao Qin is weak and sickly. Even if I, her childhood friend, helped her to the washroom, it shouldn't cause too many rumors, right?
Also, Xiao Qin has already spread enough rumors, such as "I won't marry anyone but her" and "I won't marry anyone but her". Even if everyone likes to gossip, can they create more powerful rumors?
So under the astonished gaze of the class, I grabbed Xiao Qin's arm and helped her out of the classroom.
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