Xing Xing came at the right time. I chatted with him for a bit and asked if he could help me distract his aunt.
"My aunt? Oh, I remember! I think she's the dean of students at your school! Look at me, I didn't even mention it to you! "
Xing Xing made an apologetic expression.
"En, no need to mention it, I know now. Just think of a way to distract her so I can leave the coffee shop."
"What, does your school even care about students coming out to eat?"
Xing Xing had a face of righteous indignation and felt that this was too unfair.
"It doesn't matter if it's one person coming out to eat, but it's not necessarily the case if it's two people coming out to eat."
The dean clearly did not know that I knew Xing Xing. Now that he saw me talking to his nephew, he showed a surprised and vigilant expression.
Xing Xing also noticed that there were two sets of cutlery on my table, and there was a small folding umbrella on Shu Sha's side.
"Eh? Brother Ye, you came out to eat with your female companion? Where is she? "
I was just about to point under the table, but then I thought about it and felt that it was inappropriate.
"Don't worry about it, since the dean is watching, we can't leave. It's time for you to show off your skills!"
Xing Xing was in a difficult position.
"Big Brother Ye, my aunt's temper is very bad. Usually, even my dad will hide from her. If you ask me to find a way to distract her, I'll really …" Ye Zichen said.
"What's so difficult about it? Just say that you saw a male student from 28 Middle smoking in the washroom! "
Xing Xing clapped his hands and said: "Good idea! Brother Ye, you're both brave and intelligent! My admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River, never ending … "
I felt that it was a waste of time for him to still have the time to flatter me, so I made an action of getting up to beat him up, which meant to tell him to hurry up.
Unexpectedly, I moved my foot, and I don't know if I stepped on the class leader's hand or hair, but the class leader screamed out.
I cursed inwardly. I got up halfway, but immediately sat back down.
Xing Xing had a puzzled expression: "Brother Ye, why did your female companion go under the table? Could it be … "
I was worried that he would say something improper, so I glared at him and scolded him, "What are you talking about?"
"What are you asking! I told you to do such a small thing, but you're so slow! Do you still want to fight with me in the future?! "
Hearing that I would take him out to kill people in the future, Xing Xing's eyes lit up, he nodded towards me, then quickly ran back to the dean's side.
He didn't know what Xing Xing said to the dean, but after the dean listened to him, he followed him to the men's washroom. Before he left, he didn't give up and glanced at Xing Xing's direction.
As soon as the alarm was lifted, I lifted the tablecloth, grabbed the class leader's hand and pulled her out.
The class leader was like a diver who had been holding her breath for too long. Her face was deathly pale, and she was gasping for air. It seemed like she had a lot to say, but she couldn't say anything.
I didn't want to listen to her complain. A long night might bring trouble. I pulled her toward the exit.
"Umbrella! Umbrella! "
The class leader pointed at the foldable umbrella on the table. I grabbed it and continued to pull the class leader towards the exit.
"Slow, slow down, my legs are numb! Every step I take now hurts! "
It was rare to hear the class leader use a pleading tone. I wanted to slow down, but if the headteacher came back, then all my efforts would be wasted.
So I scared the class leader:
"I don't care! If you don't hurry up, I'll carry you away! "
The class leader seemed to be afraid of this suggestion. She frowned, showed a stubborn and unyielding expression, and immediately quickened her pace.
But with every step she took, her eyebrows would twitch. It seems like it really hurt.
After we finally walked out of the coffee shop's revolving door, it was still raining outside, but it could be considered sunny compared to before.
I saw that the class leader's feet were almost healed, so I let go of her hand and walked into the rain.
She was startled, but my hair and shoulders were already wet. Even if she gave me the umbrella, it wouldn't be of much use.
"I'm leaving, this kind of rain is perfect for me. Class leader, you can go home by yourself!"
I waved my left hand as a farewell.
"Ye Lin!"
The class leader called out to me from behind, but she hesitated for a bit as if she didn't know what to say.
"You … are you still going to go hack people?"
I almost couldn't hold back my laughter. I was just joking with Xing Xing, but the class leader actually took it seriously.
But there's no point in explaining here. Anyway, I'm a hopelessly violent person, and I don't plan on changing the class leader's impression of me.
So I replied with my usual hoodlum tone:
"Yeah, in my line of work, if I don't hack people for three days, my skills will go to waste, so I have to work hard! Tomorrow, I'll have to take my lackeys to steal territory and collect protection fees! If I can't collect protection fees, how am I going to treat people to a meal! "
The class leader's voice trembled:
"So, you used the money you stole to treat me to a meal …"
Her tone was full of accusations, as if I poisoned her food.
I was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so I didn't reply and walked away in the rain.
After walking a dozen steps, I heard the class leader's voice full of resentment:
"You bastard! I don't care about you anymore! You might as well die under someone else's machete! "
You don't care about me anymore? Well, thank God. I hope you keep your word.
I hummed a tune as I walked home in the drizzle.
This Sunday, I had an appointment with Ai Mi to go to the set to watch her film, but Peng TouSi called in the morning to inform me that the set was destroyed by Saturday's torrential rain, so today's filming was canceled.
Because she thought the grandpa was going against her, Ai Mi threw a tantrum and threw teddy bears all over her bedroom. When Peng TouSi called me, she was already asleep on the bed.
I actually felt a bit regretful that I couldn't watch a movie up close, but there will always be opportunities in the future.
For students, the weekend is always abnormally short, and in the blink of an eye, it's Monday again.
Because there was a flag raising ceremony, I wore my school uniform. Xiao Qin should also be a bit smarter and wear her school uniform to school, right?
But she did wear her school uniform, but she came even later than me.
Her face was ashen, she held her abdomen like she was shot, and she weakly greeted me:
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, I can still see you before I die, I don't have any regrets in this life …"
After saying that, she fell into her seat with a plop and didn't get up for the first two classes.
I was wary of any traps, so I didn't talk to her.
She only came back to life a bit after the third class.
"Ye Lin classmate, did you know it rained on Saturday?"
"… …"
"After it rained, there was lightning!"
"… …"
"I was worried about you, so I called your home, but no one picked up. Why did you go out on a rainy day?"
I should have been eating with the class leader when Xiao Qin called, but I can't tell her, otherwise I don't know what she would do.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm telling you, don't go out on rainy days, you'll get struck to death by lightning!!"
Xiao Qin warned me in a serious tone.
"What are you saying! Why should I get struck to death by lightning! It's not like I did anything wrong! "
I only ate a meal with the class leader, and you're not my girlfriend, why should I feel sorry for you? Besides, that meal didn't increase my relationship with the class leader in the slightest! Even now, my reputation with the class leader is still cold.
Xiao Qin used her finger to draw circles on the desk and said with a worried expression:
"Lightning is really scary, one of my grandfather's friends was struck to death by lightning!"
"Eh? What happened? "
I was a bit curious, Auntie Ren came from a martial arts family, and Xiao Qin's grandfather is Auntie Ren's father, so he must also be a martial arts expert?
"Hmm … I heard from my mother that this friend of grandpa's was also a martial arts senior. He once made a bet with grandpa, saying that he was fast enough to dodge lightning. So, on a stormy day, he held an iron rod and strode outside. In the end, he was struck to death by lightning …"
F * ck you! What kind of martial arts expert is this! It's scary to be uneducated! Also, why didn't Xiao Qin's grandfather stop his friend? Does he not know that humans can't be faster than lightning?
"Xiao Qin, what kind of bet did that martial arts expert make with your grandfather? Why was he so desperate? "
"Um, I think he said that if he dodged lightning, he would let my grandfather's daughter — — my mother — — marry him as his wife …"
So this martial arts expert wanted to be a cheap son-in-law! You actually have the guts to let your sworn brother's daughter marry you! Is he a lolicon? There were already lolicons in Xiao Qin's grandfather's era!
Luckily he was struck to death by lightning, otherwise Xiao Qin would be that old guy's daughter, I don't know how retarded he would be!
As she spoke, Xiao Qin's expression became more and more strange. Sometimes it was fear, sometimes it was pain, as if an invisible person stabbed her with a knife.
Her entire body trembled, the table resonated with her, and she let out a moan as if she was about to stop breathing.
I didn't know if she was really uncomfortable or faking it, so I could only watch her from the side.
Finally, she let out a long sigh, wiped the fine beads of sweat on her forehead, bent over like a shrimp on the table, and faced me.
I couldn't understand the expression on Xiao Qin's face. There was happiness, shyness, like she was secretly rejoicing, but also like a disaster was imminent.
She said to me with a red face:
"Ye Lin classmate … from now on, I'm a real woman …"
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