It's the transition between summer and autumn, but there's no point in the class leader asking me if the weather in Dong Shan city is hot or cold. No matter if it's hot or cold, I'm already used to it!
"What's wrong, are you cold?"
I looked up and down at the class leader who was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.
"I'm not cold." Although the class leader replied this way, she wrapped her arms in front of her body as if she was afraid of the cold.
A gust of wind mixed with a few leaves blew in from the window, causing the class leader's long black hair to flutter. In an instant, it made me think of a pure black and cold flame. At this time, the head teacher brought a few lackeys from the discipline inspection team along the hallway to inspect the discipline. The class leader was worried that she would violate the '100 rules against intimate contact between boys and girls' if she got too close to me, so she quickly moved away.
In front of me, there was only the fragrance of a girl's hair and a banyan tree leaf that had fallen in advance.
Without any hesitation or any special reason, I quickly grabbed the leaf in my hand. My expression and actions, as if I wanted to fight, or at least, what I wanted to fight, scared the head teacher.
"You're exaggerating by grabbing a leaf." The head teacher only dared to vent his dissatisfaction after walking around me for a while.
Let's not talk about the head teacher who bullies the weak and fears the strong. Even if she was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai, the class leader did not forget to fulfill her responsibilities.
She is the type of soldier who will fight until the very last moment.
The second last class was a self-study class. During class, Eunuch Cao had nothing better to do, so he sent me dirty jokes and accidentally sent them to Xiao Qin's phone.
Xiao Qin strangely took out her phone and read from the screen:
"Ah Mei went to an adult goods store and the boss recommended a frog that can whistle …"
"Haha, frogs only know how to croak, how can there be a frog that knows how to whistle!"
Halfway through the joke, Xiao Qin started laughing to herself.
Stop laughing! The 'whistle' here is the same as the joke about a black bear telling a hunter to blow a trumpet, it's all dirty slang! Didn't you see Ah Mei go to an adult goods store!
"Look! This is the disadvantage of an outdated phone! " I said to Xiao Qin, "If it's a new phone, then we can install a defense app and block all the unreliable guys in our class."
Unlike my habit, Xiao Qin's phone is not on vibrate most of the time. The sound of her receiving the text and her laughter attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.
"Xiao Qin, don't play with your phone even if it's a self-study class."
The class monitor did not stand up from her seat. She looked at Niu ShiLi and Chameleon and spoke in a persuasive tone.
"No … Don't blame me! It was Eunuch Cao who sent me dirty jokes! "
Xiao Qin mustered up her courage in front of the boys nearby and protested with a pout. At this time, she had read all the messages. Even if she didn't understand some of the words, she knew that the content of this message was not healthy.
"What?" Niu ShiLi, who was sitting on the right side of Xiao Qin, was shocked and angry, "Eunuch Cao actually sent a girl dirty text? He's getting more and more outrageous! "
"Death penalty!" Loud Mouth gave a clear and concise decision.
"Cut at the waist!" Little Smart's opinion was more specific than her gossipy partner.
"Eh? I didn't send dirty jokes to a girl! " Eunuch Cao felt quite wronged. He only realized it was bad when he took out his phone and checked the message records.
"Master! Master, I didn't do it on purpose! " Eunuch Cao stretched his neck and looked at me who was sitting in the last row, "I just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with master! I didn't expect my hand to shake and send the wrong message! Please forgive me! "
"Ze Ge" was a common auxiliary word in the ancient writings of the Song and Yuan Dynasties. It was mostly seen in "Water Margin". Lu Xiucai in "Legend of the Wulin" also used it as a colloquialism. Sometimes Eunuch Cao would also use it to enrich his vocabulary.
In Eunuch Cao's mobile phone book, my note is' master 'and Xiao Qin's note is' master's wife '. The two numbers are next to each other, so it's understandable that my hand would shake and send the wrong message. I don't think it's a big deal.
Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, so the atmosphere in the classroom was more relaxed. Now that there was a chance to put Eunuch Cao on trial, everyone used the topic to get lively.
"Eunuch Cao is so boring! Also, he's still doing something as tasteless and outdated as sending dirty jokes! "
"Don't just blame Eunuch Cao, didn't you hear what he said? He originally wanted to send a text to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid Ye Lin likes to collect dirty jokes and told his disciple to immediately send a new one to him if he finds one … "
"Nonsense!" I knocked my pen on the desk and retorted, "I don't have a hobby of collecting dirty jokes! Also, the joke about adult frogs that Eunuch Cao sent isn't new at all! I've already seen it a few years ago! "
After I said that, the classroom was silent for a while before someone started whispering:
"He's still saying he doesn't have a hobby of collecting dirty jokes? Ye Lin already saw the dirty joke that Eunuch Cao thought was new a few years ago … This means that Ye Lin is a few years ahead of Eunuch Cao on the path of eroticism! "
"That's right! A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? He already set collecting dirty jokes as his lifelong goal in elementary school … "
Who's lifelong goal is to collect dirty jokes! I've already seen the joke about the frog a few years ago, it's an exaggerated figure of speech! That doesn't mean I stood on top of Mount Everest when I was in elementary school and looked down on the heroes!
The class ended before the matter of Eunuch Cao mistakenly sending the dirty joke to Xiao Qin. Since it wasn't a serious matter, the students didn't pay much attention to it.
Only the class leader was unforgiving towards Eunuch Cao. She made him write a self-reflection letter, which was signed by the parents, then given to the homeroom teacher.
"Class leader! Please be merciful and forgive me! "Eunuch Cao begged with a bitter expression," I really didn't do it on purpose! It was a mistake! It was a mistake! "
"Hmph!" Loud Mouth raised her chubby right hand, "If you're willing to eat my 'Merciful Palm', I'll forgive you on behalf of the class leader!"
Winnie also ran over to join in the fun: "If you're willing to eat my 'Merciful Palm', I'll also forgive you on behalf of the class leader!"
The class leader was probably in a bad mood. She looked at Loud Mouth on her left and Winnie on her right, then crossed her arms in front of her chest and looked down at the bowing Eunuch Cao:
"If you don't want to write a self-reflection letter, I'll mercifully forgive you as long as you can endure my Merciful Palm and Merciful Palm!"
These black-bellied words made Loud Mouth and Winnie laugh.
"You girls are too much!" Eunuch Cao said with a face full of grief, "Is crippling me considered merciful? Hurry up and return the mercy to Guanyin Bodhisattva! "
"Eh? No wonder you're Ye Lin's disciple! "Winnie gave a thumbs up and praised," Your skills at ridiculing have increased! "
"Is it that difficult to write a self-reflection letter?" The class leader returned to her serious expression.
"It's not a problem to write a self-reflection letter, I'll just search it on Baidu …" Eunuch Cao mumbled, "The main problem is getting my parents to sign it! My dad went to Dongguan for business a few days ago, but he was mysteriously invited by the Public Security Bureau for tea! It must be a political persecution … "
Persecution my ass! Director Cao was definitely taken down by the Dongguan anti-pornography campaign! He hasn't been released yet, right? Is he still waiting for his relatives and friends to redeem him? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he was going to film a sequel to 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' with Jin Ling Young Thug as the main character. It would tell the story of him and his beloved dog (sponsored by Crazy Dog Fans), but there was no follow-up — — so he was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!
"Class leader, don't force me to write a self-reflection letter. If you let me go, I'll give you something good …"
Eunuch Cao said as he reached into his pocket.
Eh? He's openly bribing the class leader! And the bribe is the class leader who is known for being incorruptible and impartial? Eunuch Cao, is there something wrong with your IQ! I don't remember taking in such a stupid disciple!
"What is it?" Loud Mouth and Winnie, who were standing on both sides of the class leader, were very curious about what Eunuch Cao was going to bribe. They both said in unison: "If it's a delicious snack, I'll forgive you on behalf of the class leader …"
Halfway through, the two of them looked at each other and sparks flew where their eyes met.
"The snack is mine! He can't fit too much in his pocket, so he can only have one snack at most! That's why I have to eat it! "
Winnie roared at Loud Mouth with a voice like a giant bear.
At this time, Loud Mouth and Winnie had already changed from the loving Wang Chao and Ma Han to the opposing Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. The two of them grabbed each other's palms and started arguing.
"Give it to me! You don't have the right to represent the class leader! "
"You don't have the right to represent the class leader! Don't be a PE committee member! I'm still a PE committee member! "
"Hmph, what's so great about being a PE committee member? I'm our class's food committee member! Even if I have to risk my dignity as a food committee member, I'll get my hands on the snacks! "
"What food committee member do we have in our class? You're at most an obese committee member! "
"I'm the obese committee member and food committee member!" Loud Mouth never felt inferior because of her weight, "These two committee members are not separated, do you understand!"
Thus, these two gluttons started a super embarrassing war because they (imagined) couldn't split the loot.
Luckily Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would hate the world even more when she saw her kindergarten friend Loud Mouth calling herself the 'obese committee member' in order to get food.
"I wonder if it's dessert!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with interest.
In the end, Eunuch Cao only pulled out his own phone from his pocket, which made all the girls disappointed.
"Death penalty!" In Loud Mouth's eyes, Eunuch Cao's life was worth a bag of snacks.
"Car split!" Winnie, who had no hope, also gave a cruel punishment.
"Death by a thousand cuts …" The restless class leader was almost led into a ditch by Loud Mouth and Winnie. After accidentally saying the word 'torture', the class leader changed her words:
"Why did you take out your phone?"
"Class leader! Your humble servant has a small gift to offer! Please kindly accept it! " Eunuch Cao half-kneeled and handed over the phone. The screen was lit up and there was an application running. It seemed to be used to beautify chat fonts.
The class leader wasn't in a good mood, but her eyes lit up when she saw what the application was about.
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