Since the forced rabbit made a lot of dangerous comments along the way, I did not go to see Ai Mi first after I entered the VIP building. Instead, I went to find Dr. Yu and asked him to adjust the forced rabbit.
It had only been 48 hours, but the renovation of the basement of the VIP building had become more presentable. It was more like a large laboratory that included medicine and mechanical engineering. If Professor Yu was not in the infirmary on the first floor, he would spend most of his time here doing research.
"What? It has anti-human tendencies? "Dr. Yu, who was operating an electromagnetic separator, turned around with a face of surprise.
"It's not anti-human, it's anti-all living things, even animals and plants."
I emphasized the seriousness of the situation.
Of course, I had already ordered the forced rabbit to stay in the hallway on the first floor to eliminate the large Vimm that dared to invade the VIP building.
"It's difficult, learning ability is really troublesome." Dr. Yu pondered, "There are too many strange comments on the internet. Let alone elementary school students, even robots can't control themselves …"
"So there's no good solution for now?" I frowned, "Then let's set Xiao Qin as the fifth master of the forced rabbit. It will at least reduce the chances of her being attacked by the forced rabbit. "
"No problem," Dr. Yu said as he entered the to-do list into his Google Multimedia Glasses. "However, the Forced Rabbit can only have five masters at most. Any more than that and the efficiency of its logical calculation will be greatly reduced."
Ai Mi, Dr. Yu, me, Winnie, and Xiao Qin. It's best if the forced rabbit doesn't do anything crazy when it serves five masters at the same time. Otherwise, the five of us might be sued if it dissected a 'young carbon-based organism' for research.
When I returned to the first floor, I saw Peng TouSi holding Obama and they were about to walk the dog. Obama's appearance made Xiao Qin and I burst out laughing.
What happened to Obama's mouth? Why is it swollen like a loaf of wheat? I know it's gluttonous, but after a long period of forced weight loss, there's no reason for it to have a fat belly and only a fat mouth. Huskies are sharp-mouthed dogs, but now they're going to become round-mouthed dogs. Could it be that Obama's ancestor was a black bear and he's going to return to his ancestry?
"Obama, this is …"
Peng TouSi shrugged: "Unfortunately, he was bitten by a snake."
"Snake? Why are there snakes in the VIP building? What if he bit Ai Mi instead of Obama? "
At that moment, Obama's face was swollen. His appearance was comical, and his expression was sullen. When he heard me say that, he let out a resentful cry.
"Wu Ao ~ ~ ~ ~" The barking sounds that came out of it were also not very normal. It was like a person's mouth that was swollen and could not speak clearly.
"Obama wasn't bitten in the VIP building. He was bitten in the garden outside the VIP building." Peng TouSi explained, "When Obama was playing in the garden, he found a small green bamboo snake. He thought that the snake was edible, so he bit it, but the snake got to him first..."
"So you asked for it! But why were there bamboo green snakes in the garden? I heard that this kind of snake is quite common in Taiwan. There shouldn't be such a thing in Dongshan City! "
Xiao Qin's expression turned cold: "Someone must have let it in on purpose! Whether it's palace dramas or Detective Conan, there are cases of venomous snakes being used to harm people! "
Peng TouSi nodded. "Miss Ren's guess is correct."
I interrupted Peng TouSi: "You can call her Xiao Qin."
"Oh, Miss Xiao Qin's guess is correct." Peng TouSi was probably used to calling Miss Ai Mi, so he would add honorifics to girls of the same age as Ai Mi.
"Both Dr. Yu and I believe that this bamboo green snake was secretly let in by the 'Animal Rescue Association' to warn Dr. Yu not to use mice for drug experiments."
"Are those animal welfare terrorists still not giving up? Although the poison of the bamboo green snake is relatively weak, it can still be dangerous if it's not treated in time! "
Ever since I was bitten on the ankle by a Red Drill Snake on Cuisong Mountain, I studied the distribution and toxicity of various venomous snakes in China so I could be prepared for next time.
"Is the bamboo green snake still in the garden?" Xiao Qin said eagerly, "I'll go catch it! That counts as a good person doing a good deed, right? "
Xiao Qin was still thinking about getting a star from me.
"I already caught it and handed it over to Dr. Yu." Peng TouSi said, "Ai Mi wanted to skin the snake to make a collar for Obama, so she finally agreed to let Dr. Yu keep the snake."
"What's the point of keeping a snake! It's better to leave it to the French chef to research new recipes! Anyway, the French chef is also researching Chinese cuisine! "
Actually, I underestimated the French chef because he had never made snake soup before. Later, I heard from my dad that during the Franco-Prussian War, Paris was besieged by the Prussian army. No one had anything to eat, so the French chefs opened up the Paris Zoo. Roasted camels, donkey trapping, cat and mouse platter, and today's world-famous French snails were all developed at that time — — the French's ability to eat anything is not much worse than the Chinese.
"The reason why Professor Yu wants to raise the Green Bamboo Snake …" Peng TouSi continued, "is to let the Green Bamboo Snake help deal with the carcasses of the mice. The Green Bamboo Snake raised in the zoo originally eats mice as its staple food."
Huh? How ironic! The Animal Rescue Association released a Bamboo Viper as a warning because Dr. Yu slaughtered mice, but they didn't expect the Bamboo Viper to become Dr. Yu's accomplice in slaughtering mice! It seems Dr. Yu knows how to make a joke!
"No matter what, the VIP building's security is a bit lax." I said with slight dissatisfaction, "If the Animal Rescue Association can release a snake today, then they might release an elephant tomorrow! We have to think of a way to increase the security! "
"Can we raise a few more dogs?" "Dogs like to bite things randomly. My mom's colleague's dog saw a hedgehog downstairs and bit it. The dog is still swollen now …" Xiao Qin suggested.
Peng TouSi and I discussed the issue of the VIP building's security for a long time. During that time, Xiao Qin also came up with a lot of ideas, but most of them were unreliable. The main idea was to use animals as a shield so that the Animal Rescue Association would be reluctant to attack and retreat.
"In order to prevent the Animal Rescue Association from letting an elephant in …" Xiao Qin said seriously, "We should raise an elephant in the yard first! That way when the other party's elephant sees its own kind, it would come up to chat and say: 'Miss, your nose is really beautiful! How about we go on a date this weekend at the botanical garden … '"
"Are you going to put a female elephant in the yard! Are you going to use seduction on the enemy's elephant! What if the other party also sends a female elephant!? "
"If it's all female elephants." Xiao Qin said without changing her expression, "They can talk about the latest trends in clothing."
"Your elephant wears clothes!"
"Putting animals in the yard is also a form of defense, but we still have to think about what animal to raise." Peng TouSi was inspired by Xiao Qin and began to think hard.
I heard Ai Mi was working out in the gym across from the infirmary, so I went there with Xiao Qin to find her.
Before I left, I thought Obama's swollen mouth was too comical, so I took a photo of his deformed face and sent it to the class leader with the title 'Super Bread Man – Obama'.
The class leader did not immediately reply (she was probably talking to her mom in Shanghai). Later when she saw the photo, she felt it was super cute, but she was also worried about Obama. She asked me:
"Why did the dog's face turn into a bun? Did he get stung by a bee? "
I told her the truth. The class leader was distressed when she heard the dog was bitten by a poisonous snake. She decided to take advantage of the weekend and choose a time tomorrow or the day after to visit Obama in the VIP building. She asked me when was convenient — — she was too embarrassed to come alone.
I thought about it for a bit. Tomorrow is Saturday, so I have to go with Xiao Qin to pick out a phone. So I decided to invite the class leader to the VIP building on Sunday!
After I discussed this matter with the class leader, I felt a sense of guilt that I couldn't erase.
Um … the class leader would never have thought that Ai Mi would set a trap for the class leader to change into a maid outfit to serve her in order to get close to the dog.
Also, Ai Mi seems to have other secret weapons other than Obama, but she kept it a secret and didn't tell me.
The gym in the VIP building was originally designed for Ai Mi to use by herself, so it wasn't too big. There was a treadmill, a spinning bike, a slimming machine, and a table tennis table.
Needless to say, even though there weren't many things, they were all of high quality and luxurious enough to blind the eyes of ordinary people.
The treadmill had a futuristic design, so it wouldn't look out of place on a spaceship. You could run while watching TV programs on the screen. It's said that after connecting a screen to the floor, it could even simulate a running game. The 3D scenery would change according to the user's movements.
The spinning bike had a magnetically controlled silent version, so no matter how fast you rode, you wouldn't disturb the neighbors. Although Ai Mi didn't need this feature, all high-end products were designed this way, so there was no way to remove it.
The slimming machine was an enhanced version of the "waist twister" used for home use. It was like an exercise bike without wheels and only had handrails and pedals. Its main purpose was to twist the waist, slim the hands and legs, and lift the buttocks. This is a model that women like, so I've never used it before.
Other than these three pieces of equipment, there was a solid wood base and a golden lacquered table tennis table. Since the four legs of the table were too antique, I almost mistook it for a billiards table at first glance.
Even though I was able to confirm the identity of the table because of the net in the middle of the table, I still felt that it looked more like a gambling table in a casino — — since the table was green anyway.
The gym was located opposite the infirmary so that if Ai Mi got injured during the workout, she could be treated immediately. But at this time, Dr. Yu was absent from his post. He was not in the infirmary, but in the underground laboratory, making adjustments to the forced rabbit's program.
The main reason was that Ai Mi rarely came to the gym. She might not even come once a week.
After Xiao Qin and I knocked on the door, we found that Ai Mi wasn't running on the treadmill, riding the spinning bike, or twisting on the waist twister.
She was wearing a ruffled crop top and sports shorts. She was playing ping-pong by herself with her golden ponytails and youthful sweat.
Ai Mi's opponent was a mechanical hand fixed to the other side of the table. It had three joints and could move flexibly.
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