In the sixth chapter of 《Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love》 uploaded by Xiao Qin, other than the alien insect race invading Earth, another important point was that after Cthulhu made Father God Dagon a cuckold, he faced the questioning of his subordinates and said: "Actually, I don't like your wife, the person I love is you."
The readers' comments went wild with the inspiration provided by the fujoshi Little Smart:
"I can't bear to watch Cthulhu and Dagon being gay!"
"What do you expect Mother Goddess Hydra to do?"
"A tragic evil god love triangle!"
Of course, there were always a lot of people who complained about Xiao Qin's poor drawing skills.
For example, Xiao Qin's drawing of an alien UFO looked like a sweet potato. The scene of Cthulhu spitting out radiation to attack the UFO looked like it was roasting a sweet potato with a welding torch. The comments could be described as overwhelming.
"Sweet potato, eggplant, and potato are a family!"
"As expected of the founder of the Vegetable Art School, please accept this humble one's knee!"
"You're updating so quickly. How are those painstaking and serious artists supposed to feel?"
"Society is getting more and more impetuous, this kind of trash can actually be ranked at the top of the list, no wonder Sister Feng is famous …"
Xiao Qin turned a blind eye to all the negative comments she received and interpreted them as the shameless jealousy of mediocre people towards her talent.
"Every time the news mentions UFOs, they always say 'cigar-shaped UFO'. If aliens can come to Earth in cigars, why can't they come to Earth in sweet potatoes?"
It's not about the cigars or sweet potatoes, it's about whether it looks like an aircraft or not! If it really was a cigar and a sweet potato, when they collided with the atmosphere, one would have been ignited and the other would have been roasted!
The aliens were smoking cigars and eating sweet potatoes, they were forced to land on Earth with their butts on fire, how optimistic!
At this time, Loud Mouth saw Gong CaiCai, who was standing in the middle of the cafeteria worrying because she couldn't find a seat.
"Hey! Over here! Come over here! There's a seat over here! "
Loud Mouth enthusiastically called out to Gong CaiCai.
"I …"
Gong CaiCai saw Winnie and Xiao Qin sitting together, so she was a bit hesitant because she was afraid she would be bullied.
"Don't just stand there, come here!" Loud Mouth thought Gong CaiCai's contact lenses fell off again and she couldn't see who was speaking, so she raised her voice.
"Cai Cai, come here quickly! Otherwise, this position would be occupied by someone else! You don't want to eat standing, do you? "
Actually, this was purely to scare Gong CaiCai. With me, who looked like a fiend, people from other classes wouldn't dare to sit at this table, and people from the same class wouldn't fight over a seat with the cowardly Gong CaiCai.
But what Gong CaiCai lacked the most was confidence. Once the awkward scene of being forced to stand while eating appeared in her mind, she ignored Winnie and Xiao Qin's threats and walked over to our table while trembling.
The way Gong CaiCai held the stainless steel plate made others sweat for her, as if she would flip it over in the next second.
As a matter of fact, Gong CaiCai had indeed knocked over her dinner plates many times during her first year of high school. She had spilled food all over the floor, crying and begging the cleaning lady for forgiveness.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't even know how to eat, I shouldn't have been born in this world … "
The cleaning lady was originally annoyed by the students dirtying the floor, but after seeing Gong CaiCai's sincerity in apologizing, she didn't say anything else.
Later on, the class leader noticed this situation and gave Gong CaiCai a long lasting 'balance training'.
First, she had Gong CaiCai walk from one end of the classroom to the other with her textbook on her head. She had to make sure the textbook wouldn't fall — — other students who didn't know the class leader well might think she was punishing Gong CaiCai.
I'm not sure if it was because Gong CaiCai's hair was naturally curly, so she had more friction than others, but Gong CaiCai quickly grasped the trick of carrying the textbook on her head. She even challenged the dictionaries, pads, and stationery boxes. In the end, she happily expressed: As long as I put the plate on my head and use my hands to help, I can carry the food back to the table without any worries! (Although it's a bit embarrassing) Hey! The class leader only told you to train with the textbook on your head so you could find your center of gravity! Why did you train like an Indian! That's why Indians walk around the market with all kinds of things on their heads!
The class leader borrowed a plate from the cafeteria for Gong CaiCai to train with. But as a result, Gong CaiCai's ability to carry everything on her head couldn't be used at all once she switched to carrying things with two hands. If the class leader didn't have the foresight to provide elbow and knee pads, Gong CaiCai would have already fallen into the hospital with the empty plate.
After a period of observation, the class leader found out in despair: Gong CaiCai has a high chance of using the 'flat ground' skill when she's holding something in front of her, or when she's empty-handed. If she's carrying a bag on her back, or if there's a heavy object on her head, it would actually help her maintain balance.
It's because her breasts are too big! The milk that she desperately drank to make herself taller only showed its value on her breasts!
Because Gong CaiCai was short, she was light in weight, but her breasts were carrying extra weight, so how could she not lose her balance and fall forward!
Xiao Qin never falls down! Unless she does it on purpose! If you say that Xiao Qin knows martial arts and her footing is stable, then that's not appropriate — — then there's still Zhuang Ni! Zhuang Ni also never falls on flat ground! She (claims) to have leukemia!
That's why people have to act according to their abilities. If you don't have a diamond, don't do porcelain work. If you don't have good balance, don't have big breasts!
Look, the class leader and Winnie's performance in PE class was eye-catching, but they were only second or third in our class in terms of chest size!
After the class leader found the crux of the problem, she came up with a step-by-step solution. She made Gong CaiCai wear a pair of pants with pockets, then she filled the pockets with heavy objects (pebbles) and started training again.
It sounds a bit hard to believe, but Gong CaiCai had both psychological and physical problems, so she easily lost her balance. But with the class leader's patient help, she was finally able to overcome her nervousness and didn't fall down while collecting food.
But the prerequisite was that the utensils in her hands had to be sturdy. If it was something fragile like porcelain, she would repeat the same mistake. The more expensive the porcelain, the more serious the situation.
At the time, as a lone wolf, I thought to myself: If Gong CaiCai went to the 'National Treasure Pottery and Porcelain Exhibition', she might be sentenced to life imprisonment for treason.
Today, Gong CaiCai was the same as usual. She went through a lot of hardships and finally brought the food back from the window.
When we were about to reach the dining table, Gong CaiCai was accidentally bumped by a passing first year student and almost lost her balance. I noticed that Xiao Qin was ready to go. If Gong CaiCai fell, she would probably rush over to help her.
It's not that Xiao Qin suddenly became a good kid who cared about the safety of her classmates, but she felt that saving Gong CaiCai from falling was a good deed and she would receive a star from me.
But no matter what the reason was, Xiao Qin was already 'willing to help others'. That was the effect my 'girly' plan wanted to achieve.
Although Gong CaiCai was bumped by a lower year student, it was a close shave. She safely walked back to the dining table, put down her plate, and sat down to eat.
"Did you guys know? Our class leader was elected as the new school beauty! "
Winnie was always a little slow when it came to certain things. This was news from two days ago.
"Tsk! I can't believe you didn't choose me! "Loud Mouth said humorously without any self-awareness.
Little Smart knew her gossip partner was joking, so she pursed her lips and didn't comment.
"Come on! It would be better if you weren't so fat and still looked like you were in kindergarten! "
Winnie, who was the first to finish her meal, put her leg on the metal bar under the table and said to Loud Mouth in a grand manner.
Speaking of Loud Mouth in kindergarten, it seems like she really wasn't as fat as she is now. There were even rumors that Loud Mouth was once the lead dancer in a children's performance troupe.
"A few days ago, I was taking Zhuang Ni home at night and I found a picture of you two in kindergarten — — Loud Mouth, you've grown worse! You looked much better when you were younger! "
"You're the one who's grown worse!" Loud Mouth said angrily, "I just couldn't resist the temptation of good food and got fatter!"
I only found out recently that Loud Mouth went to the same kindergarten as Zhuang Ni. It seems like Loud Mouth and Zhuang Ni were not only related by a close home address, but they also had an ill-fated relationship since childhood.
On that day, even if Xiong YaoYue was kind enough to escort Zhuang Ni home (I don't need to say "Winnie escorted Zhuang Ni home" to respect Winnie's wishes and avoid confusion), Zhuang Ni might not have invited Xiong YaoYue in for a while. Xiong YaoYue had the chance to see Zhuang Ni's family photo album, so it was most likely because Zhuang Ni's mother saw it and treated her warmly (Why wouldn't Xiong YaoYue stay if there was food?).
Logically speaking, Loud Mouth was the classmate who frequented Zhuang Ni's home the most, but there wasn't a single photo of Zhuang Ni and Loud Mouth in the family photo album. The photos of the two were taken in kindergarten, before Loud Mouth became fat.
Does Zhuang Ni have that much resentment towards Loud Mouth for becoming fat? Could it be that Zhuang Ni was born with yuri tendencies and Loud Mouth was the first yuri she liked?
In the end, after they graduated from kindergarten, they weren't in the same elementary school (Loud Mouth and the class leader went to the same elementary school). Although they were in the same class in middle school, things have already changed. The little flower from kindergarten has now become a collection of fat!
No wonder Zhuang Ni took every opportunity to mock Loud Mouth's fat body! So the fat grows on Loud Mouth's body, but it hurts Zhuang Ni's heart!
"Things will only get worse", the reason why such a pessimistic concept formed in Zhuang Ni's mind, I'm afraid Loud Mouth couldn't get away from it!
That's because a beautiful Yuri would one day inevitably turn into a fat chick with a fried chicken in her mouth! Zhuang Ni has completely lost hope in this world where even beautiful women can become fat!
In addition, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today and took sick leave. After school, Loud Mouth has to bring her class notes and homework to Zhuang Ni, and she also has to endure her malicious ridicule.
It's really hard to let go of childhood ties, just like me and Xiao Qin …
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