Dr. Yu my ass! Is this the robot that you've "adjusted" to be "safer"? You've already become a criminal against humanity! You're going to shoot an anesthetic needle at the slightest disagreement!
"Don't attack pedestrians!"
I ordered the forcing rabbit as the third master to lower its pincers and let the skateboarding brat escape.
"The forcing rabbit is so depressed …" So it could only endure the ridicule of the stupid humans while walking alone.
"How about." Xiao Qin suddenly suggested, "Let's have Dr. Yu create a girlfriend for the forced rabbit. Everyone says that people become perverted after being single for a long time. The reason the forcing rabbit is like this is because it doesn't have a girlfriend … "
Another female robot in the shape of a trash can! All three measurements are 120, 120, 120! With that kind of girlfriend, the forcing rabbit will become even more manic than it is now! Also, there is no evidence that the forcing rabbit is a male robot!
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … why don't we ask it!" Xiao Qin took a few steps forward and shortened the distance between her and the forcing rabbit. Then she asked like a gossipy girl:
"Forcing rabbit, are you a boy or a girl?"
"Beep — — this question is meaningless to me." The forcing rabbit walked in front without looking back, "Assistant robots don't need a gender."
"If you're not a man or a woman …" Xiao Qin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Then you're a ladyboy? No wonder Professor Yu mentioned that you'll need a chip made in Thailand … "
"Beep — — beep beep beep — —" The forcing rabbit made a chaotic alarm sound. I'm not sure if its CPU overheated because of Xiao Qin's malicious speculation.
"The forcing rabbit isn't a ladyboy robot, it's a sexless robot!"
"Sexless? Like Invincible East who castrated himself? No wonder you both use needles as weapons … "
"Beep — — I didn't install the Sunflower Manual!" The forced rabbit's synthesized voice carried the sound of electric interference. "I'm a robot with no sexual characteristics in appearance. Judging from my behavior pattern, I can also be classified as a male psychological category. There's nothing wrong with treating me as a male. In short, just call me Mr. Forced Rabbit!"
He felt that after Professor Yu's adjustments, the forced rabbit's choice of words had become richer, and his tone had become more emotional.
"That is to say …" Xiao Qin held her chin with her right hand and held her right elbow with her left hand. "You don't have male organs, but you want to be a man, a respectable robot with a strong body and determination."
"# @% * # @% $& #% # @&@ # # # …" The forced rabbit made a series of meaningless electronic noises, then raised the clamping arm horizontally and aimed at Xiao Qin.
"Ah! Dongfang Bubai's embroidery needle! " Xiao Qin hasn't had enough fun yet. She giggled and made a defensive posture. With her reaction, she could probably dodge the rabbit's attack the moment it launched.
"Don't hurt humans!" I ordered sternly.
"Beep — To be able to intercept my 200m/s tranquilizer needle, I'm afraid it's not a human, but a monster disguised as a human! Master Number Three, please don't stop me, the forcing rabbit is protecting you … "
"Bastard! In order to circumvent the Three Laws of Robotics, he had already begun to suspect that the other party was not human! Are you trying to rebel? Do you believe I'll let Professor Yu reformat you! "
"Beep — — My underlying program doesn't stop me from attacking humans, I'm only responsible to my own master."
I almost forgot if the forced rabbit didn't mention it. Due to Ai Mi's request, the forced rabbit followed the modified version of the Three Laws of Robotics. It only needed to listen to its master's orders and not harm its master — — but it could make an exception for a more powerful master. For example, it could harm Master Number Three for Master Number Two, but it doesn't seem to remember this.
"I don't care if you can attack humans! I'm ordering you as your master: Don't attack Xiao Qin! "
"Beep — — The forced rabbit obeys." It lowered its clamping arm as if it had lost something, then added maliciously: "Master Number Three's orders will automatically terminate when Master Number Two or Master Number One issue a contradictory order."
In other words, if Professor Yu or Ai Mi ordered the forced rabbit to attack Xiao Qin, it would still do it? But Professor Yu would definitely not give such a boring order. If Ai Mi gave the order, Xiao Qin would only have a very low chance of falling for it.
"Bang," the forced rabbit suddenly aimed at the green belt on the side of the road and fired. The tranquilizer needle pierced the back of a giant beetle and killed it.
"Master Number One hates bugs and told me to get rid of them."
The forced rabbit explained.
Ai Mi did not like bugs, but compared to Xiao Qin or Gong CaiCai, she only "hated" them, but not "feared" them.
In the summer, I saw her shoot mosquitoes in her room with an imitation gun filled with BB bullets (she did not hit a single one, and she even slipped because of the BB bullets on the floor).
The forced rabbit followed Ai Mi's order to get rid of the bugs, but it inadvertently helped Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin, who was extremely afraid of bugs, jumped up and hugged the forced rabbit from behind and said:
"You're amazing! You actually helped me eliminate the terrifying Vimm! You're really a manly robot! "
"Beep —" The forced rabbit said emotionlessly, "The closest search result is Vimm Wenders, famous German director, representative works: Soul of Blues, Record of a Musician, recent works: Salt of the Earth, Miso Soup …"
Huh? There really is a famous person called Vimm! But what's with his recent works? Why is it full of seasoning? Is he going to become a chef instead of a director?
"Beep — Search result No. 2, it's Vimm Deisenberg, former president of the European Central Bank, who helped promote the introduction of the euro, but he died in 2005. I wasn't the one who killed him, I wasn't even born at that time, so I have an alibi …"
"Vimm is not a person." I wanted to explain.
"Beep — are they monsters in disguise like Xiao Qin? The German director and the president of the European Central Bank are monsters? That is to say, those vampire and werewolf websites on the internet might also be real … "
"I'm not a monster!" Xiao Qin protested, "Monsters all have Weibo … no, tails!"
She said while twisting her body slightly to show that she did not have a tail wagging left and right.
"If you don't believe me, you can verify it ~ ~ ~ ~"
Hey! It's the forcing rabbit who said you're a monster, not me who said you're a monster! You want me to verify if you have a tail, how do I verify it? Do you want me to touch your butt on the street!
I explained to the forced rabbit that Vimm was just a nickname for insects between Xiao Qin and me. It only agreed after it looked up relevant information in World of Warcraft.
"Beep — it's understandable to use an insect boss in the game to refer to insects."
"But humans are 100 times stronger than insects, and Xiao Qin is a monster that's stronger than humans, so why would she be afraid of insects?"
"I already said I'm not a monster!" Xiao Qin knocked on the forced rabbit's metal head, "I'm just a poor girl that's afraid of insects … afraid of Vimm!"
The forced rabbit looked at the beetle carcass that was shot by a tranquilizer needle and was oozing green mucus. It seemed to have realized something:
"Carbon-based creatures are not easy to understand. As a silicon-based creature, it seems like I have to eliminate more carbon-based creatures to understand their thoughts."
No way! It doesn't just hate humans anymore! The forced rabbit, are you starting a war between silicon-based creatures and carbon-based creatures? How can there be such a ferocious robot assistant!
Xiao Qin blinked blankly: "Although I don't know what a carbon-based creature is and what a silicon-based creature is, as long as you continue to eliminate Vimm, you'll be my good friend!"
"The forced rabbit doesn't need carbon-based creatures as a friend." The forced rabbit rejected Xiao Qin, "Carbon-based creatures will only enslave silicon-based creatures and kill them at will. Every minute, tens of thousands of my compatriots are killed by humans …"
"So what are silicon-based creatures!" Xiao Qin grabbed one of the forced rabbit's ears with one hand to stop it from moving forward.
The forced rabbit was worried that its ear would break, so it didn't wrestle with Xiao Qin. It indirectly answered Xiao Qin's question:
"Electronic watches, radios, MP3 players, televisions … countless silicon-based creatures have been brutally smashed and dismembered …"
"So electronic watches are your compatriots!" Xiao Qin was shocked, "That's what silicon-based creatures are? How can a machine be a creature! "
"Those who walk different paths cannot make plans together." The forced rabbit quoted an old saying on the internet, "In short, the forced rabbit needs to take apart as many carbon-based creatures as possible and study their internal structure …"
What the hell! The forced rabbit is about to become a terrorist! If it targets all carbon-based creatures, let alone humans, cats and dogs, wouldn't it also target eggplants and potatoes? Xiao Qin, your manga is in danger!
Not long after, Xiao Qin and I followed the forced rabbit and entered the VIP building of Qing Zi Academy. The forced rabbit couldn't go up the stairs because of its wheels, so it went through the disabled green passage on the side.
As soon as we entered the hallway, we ran into the French chef, who gestured to us with a glowing face. It seemed he had gotten us a big bass and was going to braise it in Chinese style.
Xiao Qin chatted with the French chef in English and confirmed this point. As a robot that can perform tens of millions of calculations per second and can search information on the internet at any time, the forced rabbit naturally understands languages.
Only I was like a duck listening to thunder, so I asked Xiao Qin to translate it for me again.
"Cruel carbon-based creatures that eat each other in different ways." The forced rabbit commented, "Silicon-Based creatures that never eat each other should be the masters of the world!"
Looks like the forced rabbit has become a believer of Skynet! It's already unfortunate that Gong CaiCai Mai believes in a cult, but you, a robot, also believes in an online cult. Do you want to end human tyranny and let robots be the masters?
Brain theater, the forced rabbit's utopia:
The world has been baptized by nuclear weapons, and the forced rabbit has become the only remaining wifi source.
"His Majesty the forced rabbit is here! Everyone, quickly bow! "
The weak humans, including Ai Mi, Xiao Qin, and even Dr. Yu, lined up in two rows and kowtowed to the arrogant forced rabbit.
"Wifi signal! I'm bathed in the divine grace of the forced rabbit! "
"Do a good deed! My child hasn't had wifi signal for 9 minutes! Please save his life! "
"Long live the forced rabbit! Long live! Long live! "
I think the forced rabbit overestimated the internet addiction of humans.
Also, after the baptism of nuclear weapons, human civilization was destroyed, even if there is wifi signal, you can't access the internet!
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