In short, what Eunuch Cao presented to the class leader as an apology was a "cat" phone app.
To be more specific, the original intention of developing this app was to let everyone use cats to write.
Although it could only be used for English and Arabic numerals, the cuteness of this app was immeasurable! Because after you use it, all the English and Arabic numerals would be converted into cat pictures when you were typing! It was an extremely cute cat font that was arranged using the furry body of a cat!
For example, "H" was a cat with its four limbs on the ground and its tail straight up. "O" was two cats lying on their sides with their tails connected.
"T" was two cats sleeping horizontally and vertically. "Y" was a cat that had the demeanor of a dumb young man and was doing radio calisthenics …
I remember now! Director Cao once researched this app and wanted to create an "AV girl version" to make money in the Japanese market (Later he found out that the Japanese already made it). Eunuch Cao knew the class leader liked small animals and was afraid of them, so he had a brainwave and wanted the class leader to use the cat app to soothe her soul!
"Cao JingShen! You're not allowed to forward dirty text messages in the future! Especially not girls! "
The class leader reprimanded him and Eunuch Cao nodded repeatedly.
"But since your parents aren't home, I'll postpone the self-reflection letter for a while …"
"Thank you for your kindness, class leader! I'll never forget it! "Eunuch Cao's way of referring to himself changed three times in a day.
"Also." The class leader tried her best to maintain a serious expression and casually ordered, "Use bluetooth and send me the installation program …"
I accepted it! Eunuch Cao's bribery plan succeeded! The class leader actually gave up on being incorruptible and impartial for the sake of a cute cat font! So it's because I'm in a bad mood and urgently need a cat to stay on my phone to heal my wounded soul!
During the rest of the break, the class leader sat in her seat and didn't move. She was playing with the cat app on her phone. I don't know which chat room she was showing off to (I'm 80% sure it's another small animal lover).
The class leader only reluctantly put her phone away when the preparation bell rang. She didn't want to be a bad example to her classmates. She just criticized Xiao Qin for using her phone in class, but she still used it.
He was really a cat addict! Compared to cats, the class leader liked dogs more. She could give up most of her principles for cats. If it was for dogs, especially a real dog like Obama that she could touch, she might even wear a maid outfit.
Ai Mi even threatened me to trick the class leader into going to the VIP building and act out a maid's play. But the class leader is currently worried that she will be forced to transfer to another city. If I lead the class leader into a trap, then the class leader will leave without hesitation.
After school, the class leader rode her bike home early. I don't know if she wanted to talk to her mother, who had already returned to Shanghai, or if she had something else to do.
I received a call from my dad. He said that their HHH Enthusiasts Association had a meeting to discuss who to send to Dongguan to rescue Director Cao, so he won't be coming home for dinner tonight. He told me to eat outside or order takeout, and he left his wallet in its usual place.
Xiao Qin wasn't in a rush to update her manga today, so she waited for me on the side. She wanted to walk with me before we arrived at the subway station. I don't know why, but Gong CaiCai also delayed going home. When I finally left the school gates, Xiao Qin followed closely behind me, while Gong CaiCai stayed a bit behind.
I heard Niu ShiLi's exclamation when I was about to turn a corner.
"It really is a robot! The development of technology is too fast! "
Then it was Xu LiJun's voice again. "Don't tell me someone is hiding in the metal shell and playing a prank? This robot's ability to talk is way too OP! "
"Bullshit! Who can hide in such a short robot? "
"Tsk, Niu ShiLi, you think others can't hide in it just because you're tall. Actually, there are a lot of people in our class who can hide in it, Gong CaiCai can …"
"Even if Gong CaiCai can barely hide in it, can she move the metal shell with her strength? Xu LiJun, stop bickering with me! I'm telling you, this is a genuine robot! "
Gong CaiCai subconsciously shivered when she heard people talking about her.
After I turned the corner, I saw Niu ShiLi and Xu LiJun surrounding Ai Mi's follower robot, the forced rabbit — — Dr. Yu finally fixed it after I kicked it in the head.
"Du — — discovered owner number three, pass on an invitation from owner number one: Come to the VIP building for dinner tonight, if you don't come, I'll beat you to death — — Du."
Ai Mi, your tone of invitation is too stiff! Also, you could have just made a phone call, why did you send the forced rabbit out to attract attention! What if it was targeted by a trash collector again!
"Eh? So this thing is related to Ye Lin? " Xu LiJun ridiculed, "If Ye Lin is its owner number three, then who are its owner number one and two?"
I briefly explained the origins of the forced rabbit to Xu LiJun and Niu ShiLi. They both participated in my rescue at Cuisong Mountain and ate at the same table with Ai Mi, so they understood it relatively quickly.
"So it's really a rich person's toy." Niu ShiLi rubbed his chin, "This kind of AI can be used in more valuable places, such as post-disaster search and rescue …"
Niu ShiLi, a sci-fi enthusiast, unknowingly let his imagination run wild again.
With Niu ShiLi and Xu LiJun present, Xiao Qin was too nervous to speak and only hid behind me. Gong CaiCai stood further away and looked at the fully metal forced rabbit with a curious expression.
"Du — — the forced rabbit's wifi signal will attract humans. After all, humans will die without a wifi signal. Please come with me before more people gather."
The forced rabbit doesn't seem to remember attacking me in the elevator. Dr. Yu probably erased or sealed that part of its memory.
"What!? It has a wifi signal? " Xu LiJun took out his phone in a flurry and couldn't help but be overjoyed when he found that he could find a wifi signal without a password.
"That's great! My family doesn't let me go online! I can download an AV now … "
Niu ShiLi poked his elbow and Xu LiJun realized there were two girls watching nearby. It was too immoral of him to blurt out that he wanted to download an AV.
The Forcing Rabbit had a moving base with three wheels and a lifting shaft that could slightly increase its height to expand its effective field of vision. Although its height could be changed slightly, overall, it was not much different from Gong CaiCai's.
Gong CaiCai's animal attributes were very close to that of a white rabbit. There was a strange sense of symmetry when she looked at the forced rabbit from afar.
"I, I'm sorry!" Gong CaiCai didn't know why she had to apologize, "I have a lot of homework today, I have to go home …"
Gong CaiCai, who had started to move, was stared at by the vigilant forced rabbit. Its semi-circular head followed Gong CaiCai's movements, smoothly turning at a 30-degree angle. Ever since it was almost sold as scrap metal by a homeless man, the forced rabbit had become very distrustful of humans.
The forced rabbit's webcam-like eyes stared at Gong CaiCai without any change in expression. Gong CaiCai felt as if she was locked on by a missile launcher and would suffer a devastating blow in the next second.
"I, I'm sorry! Mr. Robot, I'm sorry too! " Gong CaiCai trembled and stopped in her tracks. She bowed to the forced rabbit and apologized, "I was too rude. I forgot to say goodbye to Mr. Robot! Please forgive me! "
"It feels good to have a human apologize to me." The forced rabbit's stiff face seemed to have a flash of joy. It waved its pincer arm and said, "Lowly human, you can go now."
"Yes … yes! I'll go home right now! "Gong CaiCai disappeared around the corner as if she was escaping.
"Do you think this robot has feelings?" Niu ShiLi was still holding his chin, looking like a researcher.
"It's fine as long as there's wifi, why would it need feelings!" Xu LiJun was excitedly tapping on his phone's touch screen. I'm not sure if he was really downloading an AV.
"Weak humans, the forced rabbit is about to leave," the forced rabbit announced. "For your safety, please find another wifi source within ten minutes. I can't help you to maintain your life any longer."
After saying that, the forced rabbit left the confused Niu ShiLi and Xu LiJun behind and walked towards Qing Zi Academy. It gestured for me to follow from behind.
I followed while looking back at Niu ShiLi and Xu LiJun. I made a gesture of poking their temples to indicate that there was something wrong with the forced rabbit's brain.
"It thinks humans will die in 10 minutes without a wifi signal!"
"That's not wrong!" Xu LiJun said, "I have an uncle like that! Without a wifi signal for 5 minutes, his eyes would glaze over and he would become dispirited! "
"Beep — — humans are getting weaker and weaker." The forced rabbit seemed to be very happy. "Soon, humans won't be able to live without a wifi signal for even a second and will worship me like a god …"
You've read too many science fiction novels! Also, wifi signals can be sent out by a wireless router. Even if you become a god that is worshipped by humans, you're only comparable to a wireless router, what's there to be proud of!
Xiao Qin also followed me over. It seems she also wanted to go to the VIP building with me.
"My mom can't come back on time for dinner because she's filming. Can I go see Ai Mi with you?"
Xiao Qin was very keen on improving her relationship with Ai Mi, especially since she knew it would be easier to get a star reward from me if she helped Ai Mi.
Thus, two students who just got out of school followed behind a cylindrical robot and attracted the attention of many passersby.
"Dad, what's that?" A little boy with a runny nose asked the middle-aged man holding his arm, "I think I've seen that in a fairy tale book!"
"It's probably some kind of performance art advertisement?" The middle-aged man was puzzled, "There's probably someone hiding inside …"
"Isn't that a Google robot!" A parkour style young man said to his partner on a skateboard as he ran past.
His partner frowned, "It does look a bit like it, but it's not the case after a closer look. It's a complete knockoff, it's basically a garbage can …"
"Beep — — stupid humans." When the forced rabbit heard this, it immediately raised its clamp arm towards the skateboard user and the tranquilizer was ready to fire.
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