After chatting a bit with Huo ZhenBang about the shoe repair uncle, I changed the topic.
"Uncle Huo, I heard you're living quite comfortably in Shanghai!"
It didn't matter if Huo ZhenBang had AIDS, the fact that he had the strength to pick up girls meant he was in a good state of mind and body.
"Um … don't tell Xiao Qin about it!" I didn't even mention the specifics, but Huo ZhenBang confessed without being pressed. This is what they call having a guilty conscience.
Although Huo ZhenBang no longer had delusions of remarrying Auntie Ren after he got AIDS, he was still concerned about Xiao Qin's growth. As a father, he already divorced his wife because of his philandering. Now that Xiao Qin found out he didn't change, he would be despised by his daughter even more.
I knew I caught Huo ZhenBang's weakness, so I said in an understanding tone:
"Uncle Huo, it doesn't matter if you're dissolute by nature, people say you have a heroic nature! But of all the things you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have attacked a married woman … "
"What?" Huo ZhenBang was shocked, "Shen Xueli has a husband!? I clearly investigated her … "
Hey! The class leader's mom is called Lin Yumeng, not Shen Xueli! So Huo ZhenBang, you don't even know who I'm talking about!
"I'm not talking about Shen Xueli! I'm talking about Lin Yumeng! She's a researcher at the research institute! You should know she has a husband! "
"So you're talking about her …" Huo ZhenBang sighed, "The director of the research institute is an acquaintance of my father. He talked to me two days ago and told me to keep a low profile on the mainland and not harass his employees. I thought about it carefully, a strong dragon cannot suppress a local snake, so I gave up on the idea of developing a relationship with her."
Was it because you were warned by an acquaintance? Didn't you retreat because she's a married woman! Auntie Lin was right, your AIDS is heaven's punishment! Auntie Ren didn't remarry you for so many years, she must have seen through you!
"Uncle Huo, it's a good thing you stopped!" I said in a serious tone, "Did you know Lin Yumeng is the mother of Xiao Qin's classmate! If her parents got divorced because of a third party, how would she face her classmates? You're making it impossible for your daughter to have a foothold in school! "
"N-no way!" Huo ZhenBang's voice trembled. He had probably been in the underworld for so many years, but he had never lost his composure like this even during an assassination attempt. It could be seen that he still cared about his daughter very much.
"Exactly! Exactly! " "Now that Lin Yumeng has been influenced by you, she wants to take her child away from Dong Shan city and move her family to Shanghai. If she succeeds, then there will be people gossiping about her. Everyone will say that Xiao Qin's father is a pervert and that it's because of Xiao Qin's father that classmates left … "
"Wait." Huo ZhenBang was puzzled. "Is there something wrong with your logic? It's true that Lin Yumeng was harassed by me, but why would she bring her child to Shanghai? I heard that she and her husband have been planning to buy a house for a long time. Is she going to buy a house in advance? Her behavior doesn't seem to be caused by me. I think she wants the kid to avoid something in Dong Shan city … "
Eh? Huo ZhenBang was quite sharp! No wonder he's the leader of Ju Ying Hall! He actually guessed the real reason why Auntie Lin wanted to buy a house in advance … But the reason why Auntie Lin was in a bad mood and took her anger out on me is also related to your previous harassment! You have to take responsibility for this matter!
Thus I spouted a bunch of nonsense to Huo ZhenBang and repeatedly emphasized: "You can't let Lin Yumeng buy a house in advance. Otherwise, it would have a negative impact on Xiao Qin if her classmates transfer schools in advance."
Actually, if the class leader transferred to Shanghai, Xiao Qin might not be affected in any way. She might even secretly laugh: "The troublesome second female lead is finally gone!"
But after Huo ZhenBang heard my words, he still planned to make up for his mistake even though he was suspicious of the logic. In short, he couldn't let his daughter be wronged because of him.
"You just have to make Lin Yumeng give up on buying a house in advance, right?" Huo ZhenBang asked in a calmer tone.
"That's right! She won't let her child transfer schools in advance before she buys a house! But don't use violence, it's not good for anyone … "
"Don't worry, it's easy for me to do these kinds of small things. Also, using violence against a beauty would ruin the mood. Wait for my good news."
After a pause, he added: "Help me take care of Xiao Qin, if anything happens to her, I'll hold you responsible!"
I only found out a few days later that Huo ZhenBang's method of making Auntie Lin unable to buy a house was a trick that made me not know whether to laugh or cry.
Auntie Lin had a rare bit of free time because her research project was stuck at a bottleneck. After returning to Shanghai, she had a simple discussion with her husband and decided to take a bank loan to buy a house in advance. Then, she would use her free time to look at houses with real estate agents.
As a result, no matter where she went, she would see Huo ZhenBang shamelessly following behind her. If Auntie Lin wanted to buy unit 1 on the 5th floor, Huo ZhenBang would take out a large stack of cash and say he wanted to buy unit 2 on the 5th floor. In short, he did everything possible to be neighbors with Auntie Lin.
Of course, Auntie Lin was furious and almost used her taser, but she couldn't get close with several bodyguards.
"What's wrong with this female comrade!" Huo ZhenBang used an outdated name to refer to Auntie Lin, "Every time I come to look at a house, I would bump into her, and she would glare at me! Are you going to let other people buy houses happily? "
Auntie Lin was so angry that she was about to vomit blood! You stalker, you're the one complaining first! Auntie Lin didn't have a lot of time to begin with, so she squeezed out some time to look at a house, but all her efforts were wasted because of you!
It's obvious that Auntie Lin would never be neighbors with Huo ZhenBang. Even if it wasn't for herself, she would still think of her child — — everyone says that Mencius moved three times, avoiding cemeteries, markets, and slaughterhouses, but Auntie Lin would never let her child be so close to the triads!
Miyazaki Hayao's anime film 《Totoro》 was also translated as 《The Doudou Dragon Next Door》. Whether it was Totoro or Doudou Dragon, or Dodoro, they were all cute things, but 《The Triads Next Door》 was not cute at all! Totoro can take you to the hospital to deliver corn to your mom, what can the triads do! It's already good enough that they don't make you help them sell drugs!
Over and over again, Auntie Lin's plan to buy a house in advance was ruined by Huo ZhenBang.
The class leader's father originally didn't support getting a loan from the bank. He said that it would be unfair if the mortgage was too high. That's why Auntie Lin and the real estate agent came to look at the market to see if there was a suitable house.
In the end, with Huo ZhenBang as an unstable factor, the house purchase plan was only put on the agenda for a week before it was temporarily dropped.
You see! This Spartan always does what he says! It's not that I don't have the ability to do a lot of things, it's that I disdain to do them! If I really wanted to lie to your daughter, I would have used countless despicable methods! If I only wanted to play with girls, I would have joined Ai ShuQiao a long time ago! I can't guarantee what I'll become if I'm with that cold woman who doesn't shed any blood or tears!
On Friday afternoon, I ate at the cafeteria with Xiao Qin. Winnie and Loud Mouth were also with us.
"I heard the class leader's mother flew back to Shanghai this morning." Loud Mouth gossiped, "The class leader didn't seem too happy …"
"Tsk, I don't understand what the class leader is thinking." Winnie pulled the strands off her pea while frowning, "I'd be so happy if my parents weren't around! They only know how to fight every day! They even got into a huge fight yesterday over whether Zhang Genshuo had plastic surgery or not … "
Loud Mouth said: "Most Korean celebrities have plastic surgery, right? My cousin said everyone in Korea has plastic surgery, and North Koreans look like Koreans before they had plastic surgery … "
"That's right!" After Winnie ate the pea, she immediately revealed an expression that said it tasted terrible, "Also, Zhang Genshuo's name is too vulgar! I think only 'Gu Juji' can compete with him among China's celebrities! "
"Zhang Genshuo and Gu Juji?" Little Smart, who came back from getting lunch, added, "That's a pretty good couple, who's on top and who's on the bottom?"
While the girls were discussing plastic surgery, I was focused on plucking the hair from a piece of braised pork — — this piece of braised pork that I finally got out had a lot of hair on it, how am I supposed to eat happily!
I spent a long time and used two pieces of tissue paper to finally clean the braised pork. Right when I was about to place the piece of meat into my mouth with satisfaction — — "Ye Lin classmate." Xiao Qin blinked her eyes and asked strangely, "Why do you want to eat ginger? If you like it, I have a lot on my plate, I can give it all to you … "
F * ck you! I took a bite and it really was ginger! I've long heard that fresh ginger is a master of disguise in the cooking world. It can disguise itself as pork, beef, chicken, duck, fish, chunks of meat, slices of meat, shredded meat, diced meat, furry skin, hairless skin … In short, it can make people feel so much pain that they want to die. I didn't expect that I would fall for it today!
Also, why didn't you tell me in advance! Why didn't you tell me it was ginger when I was plucking the hair? Why did you come up with the theory that I might like to eat ginger!
"Ye Lin classmate's hobbies are always weird, what if you really like ginger?" Xiao Qin replied to me.
Xiao Qin hurried home after school yesterday to finish the sixth chapter of 'Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love'. As for the plot, it was something I discussed with Winnie before. The insectoid aliens invade Earth and Cthulhu turns from an evil god to the protector of Earth to fight against the invaders.
Since Xiao Qin was afraid of insects, the insectoid aliens all used a black bar for color coding. It saved a lot of effort in drawing, but it also made them look like male organs in H manga.
Unsurprisingly, the sixth chapter of 'Love Killer' triggered a wave of ridicule from the readers because there were too many things to ridicule.
"These aliens aren't insectoids, they're probably a penis!"
"Understanding the plot of the sixth chapter in one second — — Attack of the Big Dick!"
"No, it's more like Cthulhu Fights the Dick!"
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
