I promised not to disturb the class leader's studies before the high school entrance exams, so Auntie Lin's attitude towards me became a bit warmer. She even suggested I work hard and even if I can't go to the same high school as the class leader, I can still try to go to the same university.
Actually, if you think about it calmly, it might not be the truth, but it might be a delaying tactic.
For example, let's say someone wants to pursue my sister — — let's take that damn lolicon Kyle for example.
What if Ai Mi doesn't really hate the pursuer, or even frequently interacts with the pursuer? Then what should I do with the pursuer?
Do you even need to ask? Of course, it was to get his hands on the most advanced weapons he could get his hands on, from a diesel chainsaw to an Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. Then, he would greet Kyle from head to toe!
But since China has strict weapons control, even kitchen knives have to be registered, so it's not easy to get my hands on the diesel chainsaw and the Armstrong Cyclone Cannon. Also, in order to respond to the country's call for green energy, I shouldn't use high-powered weapons to kill people.
Thus, to deal with Kyle, I would have to use the delaying tactic from Sun Tzu's Art of War!
I could say to Kyle: "My sister is still young, so she's not mature yet. Why don't you come after her in two years? At that time, I won't object anymore! "
If Kyle believed me, then he would come to my door with a bouquet of flowers in two years, but he would never expect to be greeted by the Red Barbarian Cannon that I stole from the museum …
I didn't think it through and treated Auntie Lin's delaying tactic as the truth because I was too nervous.
Originally, I had to use all my strength to defend against the class leader's Justice Devil aura, but now I was facing the Justice Devil's mother aura, so I had to be careful.
Unknowingly, Auntie Lin led me into the 'son-in-law meeting his mother-in-law' mode and my mind was bound by her thoughts.
Actually, I don't have the time to date right now! The list of quests on my body is almost full!
Is Ai Mi free? Is my heart disease cured? My life would be in danger if I exercise for more than three minutes. If I consider getting married with this kind of body, I would be making the class leader a widow!
Did you find out Su Qiao's whereabouts? If I can't find anything, I'm not afraid that Grandma Su will fly into a rage out of humiliation and use the "Silver Needle Interrogation Technique" on me! Although stimulating seven acupuncture points with seven silver needles at the same time doesn't eliminate the possibility of opening up the conception and governor vessels, triggering the potential of the human body and turning me into a man with seven scars who knows how to use the Big Dipper Hyakuretsu Fist. But in the process, I might have a heart attack and kick the bucket!
Also, I can't forget Xiao Qin. I promised her that as long as she accumulated 10,000 gold stars on the Stars Ranking, I would upgrade her back to being my girlfriend … Am I going back on my words? When I was talking to Auntie Lin, the vague image that appeared in my head was Xiao Qin who played with me during my childhood.
Eh? How could it be fun? It was clearly Xiao Qin who was happily beating me up! Since when did my memory get altered?! Because I forced myself not to hate the Little Tyrant, that's why my brain activated a protective mechanism and created fake memories for me to see! Why do I have such an unscrupulous brain!
Let's say Ai ShuQiao was satisfied with taking my blood for experiments, so she released Ai Mi and Su Qiao. And Xiao Qin didn't want to be my girlfriend for some reason (it's even less likely than Ai ShuQiao turning over a new leaf). Then would I be able to boldly pursue the class leader?
Probably not! If we maintain the status quo, let's not talk about how Xiao Qin would interact with the class leader as her stepsister. Strictly speaking, Ai ShuQiao would become the class leader's mother-in-law! A mother-in-law who doesn't shrink from any crimes and a daughter-in-law who is a righteous police officer … What kind of tragic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship is this!
I was not 100% sure what Auntie Lin said to me was just a delaying tactic until the class leader came back from the kitchen after washing the dishes and brought us each a glass of orange juice.
"Drink a glass of orange juice after a meal, it can help with digestion."
Although the class leader said that, she did not prepare her own portion. She poured two glasses of orange juice mainly to ease the relationship between me and her mother.
I don't know why, but I immediately thought of the waitress at the maid café when the class leader was holding two glasses of orange juice.
Maybe it's because Ai Mi mentioned to me last night that she wanted me to trick the class leader to the VIP building and force (trick) her into wearing a maid outfit? It was to the point where even a simple action similar to a maid's caused my heart to flutter.
Also, if the class leader wore a black skirt with straps and lace, it would have a 50% or 60% resemblance to a maid outfit. I'm fantasizing about the class leader wearing a maid outfit to serve me, it's fine!
Auntie Lin took the orange juice from the tray first. When it was my turn, I purposely delayed it for a few seconds. I wanted to admire the class leader holding the tray with both hands and looking down (Of course, it's not because I was looking down, but because I couldn't act domineering in front of my mother).
The class leader, who was leaning forward, was wondering why I didn't take the juice. Although it wasn't tiring to hold the tray, the strands of black hair that fell from the side of her face always fell into the glass, so it took a lot of energy for the class leader to maintain this posture.
I couldn't help but blame myself: The class leader protected me in every possible way today, but I still wanted to prank her, I really have no conscience.
I didn't dare to delay any longer and reached for the orange juice, but I didn't expect an accident to occur.
I had a nosebleed.
It shouldn't be! I was just imagining the class leader wearing a maid outfit and calling me "master"! I didn't even have time to fantasize about the plot! How could I have a nosebleed! It's already September, and the weather is still so hot!
It's already embarrassing enough to have a nosebleed in front of the class leader, but the class leader's mother was also a witness! There's no way to explain it when someone saw me having a nosebleed in front of her daughter! No one would believe me if I said I wasn't a pervert! The taser that Auntie Lin bought for her daughter can finally be put to use!
Logically speaking, a person's nostrils are used for nosebleeds. It's not a big deal to have a nosebleed because the weather is too hot, but the nosebleed caused a chain reaction.
I spilled the orange juice on the tray! Because I was distracted by the nosebleed, the glass was pushed over by my fingertips. Half of the orange juice splashed onto the class leader's chest!
Her white shirt was immediately soaked! I could see through the wet shirt that the class leader was wearing a light blue bra!
The wet shirt could no longer hide the class leader's well-developed secondary sexual characteristics. I couldn't help but take a few more glances while I was busy, then my nosebleed uncontrollably increased.
It happened in a split second, and Auntie Lin didn't even have time to react. The class leader and I each took actions that would make the situation worse.
I used my free left hand to cover my nose to slow down the flow of the nosebleed. Then I tried to use my right hand to pick up the glass to prevent the last bit of juice from spilling out.
But the class leader thought differently. She knew I had a viral heart disease, so she didn't know my nosebleed was the result of my impure thoughts. Instead, she thought it had something to do with my heart disease.
So the class leader didn't immediately deal with her wet shirt. Instead, she wanted to put the tray on the table and check if I was having a heart attack.
If she wanted to put the tray down, her body would have to continue leaning forward. As a result, she met my right hand that was trying to pick up the glass.
Just like that, my sinful right hand was covered in juice.
There was also the class leader's tofu.
"Ah!" The class leader trembled and almost threw the tray away, or used the tray to hit my face. But she still controlled herself with a red face and put the tray on the table.
I only made contact with the class leader's chest for a thousandth of a second before I pulled my right hand back in fear. But it was too late, the class leader's mother couldn't ignore it.
At this moment, the class leader wanted to immediately change her shirt because the translucent shirt made her feel awkward and she had to use her hands to cover her important parts.
But she couldn't leave immediately. First of all, she wasn't sure if I was having a heart attack. Secondly, she didn't know how angry her mother would be.
I heard the sound of glass scraping against nails. If it wasn't for the fact that she didn't have enough strength, she would have crushed her glass.
"Ye Lin, how dare you … molest my daughter in front of me …"
Everything happened in a split second. My nosebleed seemed like it happened after I touched the class leader's chest, so it wasn't strange for her to think I was a pervert.
"Auntie Lin, I didn't do it on purpose."
My voice was muffled as I was covering my nose, so it wasn't very convincing. Moreover, my nosebleed was still flowing nonstop.
"Mom, don't be angry. After I stopped the nosebleed …"
Out of worry for my heart attack, the class leader didn't even have time to deal with her own wet shirt. She wanted to check my condition first.
Auntie Lin slammed the table and startled her daughter so much that she almost jumped up.
"You can say it was an accident when juice was spilled, but you can also say it was an accident when your chest was touched? Even if it was an accident, shouldn't you immediately slap him? "
She wasn't wrong. If the class leader didn't know I had a heart attack, there was a 99.9% chance I would have been slapped.
The class leader who promised to keep my heart attack a secret said: "Mom, Ye Lin didn't do it on purpose. He lost a lot of blood, it's best to take care of it first …"
"That's just a perverted nosebleed." Auntie Lin said angrily, "You were taken advantage of, yet you're still speaking up for him? How far have you fallen? Are you going to marry no one but him? "
"No, no …" The class leader covered her translucent shirt while begging her mother not to be angry. Her face was so red that she wanted to find a hole to hide in.
"I'm just worried about Ye Lin …"
"Are you worried that the pervert will get too excited and bleed to death after molesting you?"
Auntie Lin got up and walked into the class leader's room. In less than half a minute, she came out with something shaped like a flashlight.
If it wasn't an electric shock device, then what was it?
The safety of the electric shock device was opened and blue sparks seemed to flash between the two needle-shaped electrodes. Auntie Lin's gaze was surprisingly gentle and the smile on her lips was also heart-warming.
"Shasha, get out of the way. Leave Ye Lin to me."
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