I've seen a method on the internet before. If you meet someone selling Amway on the street, you can ask them, "Do you believe in God?" and they'll definitely back off.
Thus, I cleared my throat and tried my best to make my face shine with the light of "God loves the world". Then, I kindly asked, "Excuse me, do you believe in Jesus?"
Although I can barely count as an actor, pretending to be kind isn't my forte. I'm afraid my smile is even more demonic than Satan's.
However, this Amway salesman still dared to come up and strike up a conversation after seeing my face. It shows how courageous he is and he won't back off easily.
The most infuriating thing was when I asked him, "Do you believe in God?" I thought I had already defeated him, but he smiled and replied, "Of course I do! God sent me here to promote Amway! "
Damn it! So Amway is giving God dividends every year! God actually sent you guys to do this kind of thing!
The Amway salesman saw the disdain on my face. He looked around and lowered his voice, "Young man, there are fake God and real God in this world.
I'm telling you, you don't have to buy my Amway products, but it's a pity to miss the true gospel when it's right in front of you! Why don't you listen to me … "
So you're not only promoting Amway, you're also promoting a cult! You two kinds of brainwashing organizations are happy to see them merge!
I shook my head and said, "I'm not going to listen to your preaching, you can save it for the fated ones!"
"Don't!" The Amway salesman stopped me, "Actually, I don't have the ability to explain the gospel to you, if you're interested — —"
He pointed, "Isn't there a lot of people lining up at the intersection over there? They're all waiting for the professor's lecture! "
"Professor?" I curled my lips, "Where did you scammers find a professor? They're probably the same as the experts you hire on TV! "
"Young man, how can you say we're scammers!" The Amway salesman smacked his lips and said, "Our Scientific Happiness Church … No, the Scientific Happiness Symposium is very rational in teaching people the truth and spreading the true gospel!"
Scientific … Happiness Church? How can science and religion be linked together! The Vatican's Pope still opposes the theory of evolution! Even if the word "happiness" was added in the middle, it would only make it even more nondescript!
Although the young man was very enthusiastic, I didn't listen to him. I didn't line up for the free trial.
Be it in China, the United States, Russia, Japan, South Korea, or Canada, there were countless religious organizations that swindled people's money. If, according to what they said, the leaders were all "gods" or "sons of gods", then the Realm of Gods really needed to implement birth control.
I walked on, and as I passed the crossroads, I glanced at the people in line, laughing at their lack of willpower and their need to comfort themselves with some made-up religion.
Suddenly, I seemed to see someone I knew, but it wasn't quite the same as what I remembered.
In the middle of the line was a short girl. She was dressed in a traditional summer school uniform. Her skirt was very long, reaching past her knees. She stood in a reserved manner while holding a stack of study materials. She was listening to a tall, middle-aged man in front of her.
She had slightly curly hair and a seashell hairpin. No matter how I looked at her, I thought it was Gong CaiCai — — but this girl was wearing a pair of glasses with a large frame, so she seemed more nerdy than usual.
I had a certain degree of face blindness. In order to not recognize the wrong person, I carefully glanced at the girl's chest. Well, based on the world of Dragon Ball, it belonged to the Super Saiyan level — — it was definitely Gong CaiCai.
Seeing Gong CaiCai repeatedly nodding as she listened to the middle-aged man's' lecture ', I felt an indescribable anger in my heart.
These evil cults are too much! They even want to trick our class 2-3's committee member, the super obedient Gong CaiCai! Gong CaiCai is a Ms. Perfect, so it doesn't matter if she gets tricked, but I heard that a lot of 'leaders' cheat money and sex. You guys must have evil thoughts and want to do this and that!
Bastards! How can you get this kind of good thing … No, you're not allowed to do bad things to Gong CaiCai! I'm still the PE committee member of class 2-3, I can't just watch this happen, I have to stop it!
Thus I quickly walked next to Gong CaiCai and the middle-aged man, and directly greeted Gong CaiCai:
"Why aren't you wearing your contact lenses today?"
The reason I used this tone was to intentionally make it seem like we were close.
Tip: If you see someone stealing cats and dogs on the road and want to stop them, then say that the animal they stole belongs to you. This will make them feel guilty.
Of course, it's a bit inappropriate to compare Gong CaiCai to cats and dogs, but don't worry about the process, as long as the result is good.
"Ah, it's, it's Ye Lin classmate!" Gong CaiCai pushed up the glasses that slid down her nose, "Recently my cornea has been a bit inflamed, so …"
"Is it your classmate?" The middle-aged man looked at me with a sincere expression. He didn't have the slightest trace of a cat or dog thief, instead, he had a dignified appearance.
"Teacher Hu, Ye Lin is my classmate at 28 Middle, he's our PE committee member." Gong CaiCai introduced shyly, "Ye Lin classmate, this is teacher Hu. He's responsible for teaching me math during the summer, he's a really nice person …"
The teacher of the cram school? The teacher of the cram school brought his students to participate in cult training. If he wasn't a bad person, then there must be something wrong with his IQ!
I put on a hoodlum expression and said with contempt: "The Amway salesman under the overpass said you guys are followers of some 'Scientific Happiness Religion'? Is that true? "
Teacher Hu broke into a smile and said: "I don't think it's a religion, I just think there's a lot of profound theories that are beneficial to our happiness and self-improvement."
I ignored teacher Hu and gave Gong CaiCai a few glances, which meant: If you're being forced, nod your head, I'll pull your hand and run.
Gong CaiCai didn't understand my meaning and followed behind teacher Hu in a daze: "It's true! I only came to class once, but I feel like I've gotten a bit braver! Also, the Amway salesman Ye Lin classmate just mentioned … "
Teacher Hu continued: "That young man stuttered a lot before coming to the seminar! Now look at how fluently he's promoting Amway! "
Screw you! I don't believe it! You guys might as well promote the Scientific Happiness Religion as being able to let mutes do crosstalk, then you even joined Deyun Society, wouldn't that be even more effective?
At this time, the line moved twenty steps forward and a few people walked out of the seminar classroom. They all had bright smiles on their faces and were full of confidence. It made me feel like if they were all acting, then it wouldn't have been easy to find people of different ages and social statuses. Also, their acting was too good.
"I understand!" Someone who looked like a college student shouted with great force, "From now on, I know how to live happily!"
"Even the professor's speech is so wonderful, I really want to see the leader's elegance!"
An auntie that we often met while buying groceries sighed with emotion.
"Wow! You're still saying you're not a cult! "I pointed at the auntie in the distance and shouted," They're already calling him leader! "
Teacher Hu still had an unhurried smile and waved his hand: "That's because the members call him that out of respect. In fact, the professors of the seminar are also called 'wise people'. The highest professor is called 'great wisdom'. Of course, I prefer to call him the president, although most people haven't seen him before … "
It sounds like a cult, but based on the rare fanaticism in Gong CaiCai's eyes, she might have only been here once, but she's probably deeply fascinated and can't be persuaded away with just a few words.
"Ye Lin classmate." Teacher Hu extended a friendly invitation, "If you're interested in our seminar, or even if you have some misunderstandings, you can come and listen in for a lesson! It's completely free! "
I originally didn't want to agree, but then Teacher Hu received a phone call. He took out a phone from his pocket and it was actually the same phone as mine, a counterfeit phone.
This type of cell phone wasn't common. Now that it appeared here, I felt a chill run down my spine. It seemed to represent something unfathomable.
"Okay, then I'll listen in for a lesson." I replied, "But if there's any anti-science, anti-humanity, or anti-motherland comments in class, don't blame me for fighting with your professor!"
Teacher Hu smiled confidently: "Don't worry, we're a 'Scientific Happiness Seminar'! Why would there be anti-science? The core of our seminar is actually a type of cutting-edge science. If you have the patience, you'll be able to come into contact with it in the future. "
Gong CaiCai seemed to be very happy when she heard I was also going to listen in. She's a timid person, so she would feel more at ease if she had someone else besides Teacher Hu to accompany her.
"Ye Lin classmate, it's great that you're coming! As long as you follow the professor's instructions, if you have perseverance and willpower … even, even your legs can grow longer! "
Bastard! Don't laugh at me for having short legs! Also, this is a biological problem, it's not something that can be changed just by listening to a few crooked theories! What kind of weird organization is the Scientific Happiness Seminar!
After waiting for a while, it was finally our turn to enter the classroom.
After entering in an orderly manner, I realized that this classroom was probably used for supplementary lessons. The desks were very old, and there were two people to a table. Gong CaiCai and I happened to sit at the same table, while Mr. Hu sat behind us. Since the chair next to him was broken, he had a table for himself.
After sitting next to Gong CaiCai, I looked at her nervously and asked:
"By the way, what are the benefits of participating in this Scientific Happiness Seminar? Do you think it can improve your grades? "
Gong CaiCai said: "Grades are fine as long as I work hard. I hope, I hope I can grow taller … "
I've never heard of participating in a seminar that can make you taller! How can it be that easy! If height and leg length could be improved through seminars, then the Chinese who like to attend conferences would have already become a nation of muscles. They could even punch Stallone or kick Schwarzenegger — — because we grow muscles when we attend conferences!
At this time, the classroom quieted down. The Scientific Happiness Seminar's professor (known as the 'Sage') walked up to the podium, scanned the class, and cleared his throat.
This professor really does have the bearing of an educator, he's similar to the class teacher in elementary school who used the entire class's summer homework to sell junk — — don't tell me he's my class teacher's dad?
"Hello everyone, before I officially start, please focus and review your wishes. The main point is: you must believe that this wish will come true!"
Before he finished speaking, more than half of the students made a gesture similar to a Christian prayer before a meal. They clenched their fists and placed them on their foreheads while mumbling something.
Gong CaiCai also did the same. Due to the environment, she unconsciously said her wishes.
"I hope to grow taller … I hope to grow taller … I hope to grow taller …"
She was as pious as a nun.
"I hope my breasts can shrink … I hope my breasts can shrink … I hope my breasts can shrink …"
Huh? She seems more pious than when she hoped to grow taller! Did having a large chest cause her so much trouble?
After the group prayer ended, Gong CaiCai suddenly realized that she might have accidentally said her wish and let me hear it, so she blushed in frustration.
The professor began to lecture on the podium. He kept on saying 'secret' and 'great man', trying his best to make it look mysterious. I was getting impatient, so I borrowed Gong CaiCai's notes to read for myself. Gong CaiCai's notes were the model of the class. Even if it was a record of the theories of the Happiness of Science, it would definitely hit the nail on the head. I could see everything at a glance.
According to Gong CaiCai's notes, the core of the Scientific Happiness Seminar seemed to be the 'Law of Attraction'.
According to this law, everything that happened around a person, which was the so-called "fate", was attracted by the person himself.
They believe that 'thoughts' and 'beliefs' have some kind of attraction. It's like if you always think 'don't fail this exam', you will most likely fail the exam. But if you think 'this ball will go in' when you shoot, you will also most likely score.
It sounds very bewitching and specious.
The next paragraph was even worse. They borrowed a Buddhist saying and believed that 'everything is empty'. The cutting-edge quantum mechanics also supported this theory. Everything is not a 'physical object', but a set of vibrating 'waves'.
Even I, whose physics knowledge surpasses the average high school student, couldn't find any obvious mistakes. It seems that this' great man 'is much more reliable than a certain cult leader who wrote a book saying that' light years' is a unit of time.
Based on the foundation of 'everything is empty', the Scientific Happiness Seminar believed that as long as you can control your own thinking frequency and make yourself vibrate in a 'beneficial' direction, you can make your dreams come true. And the core of the core is the 'belief' that your dreams will become reality.
They even borrowed a rather popular advertising slogan, "As long as you want to succeed, the whole world will help you."
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