Where did you hear that my ambition is to turn the world into a paradise for criminals!
Would it turn into a lawless world like the North Star Godly Fist after the nuclear war, filled with murderous Mohicans?
Don't put me on the same level as some random soldier with a mohawk! Don't look at me like this, I am someone who yearns for order in a chaotic world. When the time comes, I will transform into Raoul and use violence to unify the world!
If the living conditions were too cruel, the "Divine Kingdom" system established by a certain lunatic could also be used as a reference. The core rule was: only the strong could survive, and the weak would be exiled to the wilderness. They also had to snatch as many beautiful women as possible in order to breed the strong next generation …
Open a harem in broad daylight, right? When the time comes, from the class leader to Gong CaiCai, they will all be my women! Don't look down on me! I am doing this for the future of humanity!
As for Shu Zhe who doesn't work, you can go eat dirt in the wilderness!
What? You're asking if Xiao Qin is in my harem? You're forgetful! Didn't Xiao Qin and I create this chaotic world by giving birth to countless criminals!
The True End of the Century Harem Legend is about to be released, please look forward to it!
Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm letting my imagination run wild again! I'm worried about being arrested and thrown into prison, so my head is full of feudal dregs!
Even if it becomes a desolate world after a nuclear war, the chances of the class leader making a harem for me are slim. Who knows, she might be carrying her shotgun and forming something like a "Freedom Army" to fight against my "God Kingdom".
Gong CaiCai is not difficult to get. Once civilization is destroyed, she will belong to whoever picks her up first.
"Ah, mom is knocking on the door asking why I'm not sleeping, I have to hang up first!"
Xiao Qin said to me in a hurry.
I replied with a "en", put down the phone, and continued to think about my future.
It's not realistic to start a nuclear war in order to escape punishment. Also, when the time comes, just protecting Ai Mi is enough for me to bear …
Do I have to take an unconventional path and pretend to be mentally ill?
It's common sense that a mentally ill person can't kill someone! I heard that the easiest way to pretend to be crazy is to grab the iron bars with both hands and shout: "I'm not crazy — —!!"
Underage, legitimate self-defense, and mental illness. With these three treasures added together, the sentence would definitely be reduced by many years, right?
But in that case, I would be locked up in Dong Shan Mental Hospital! It was a historical attraction that had a longer history than the Dong Shan City government. It was said that the earliest history could be traced back to before liberation. The hospital building was even remodeled from the Japanese's headquarters!
Speaking of Dong Shan Mental Hospital, wasn't that where Fang Xin lived? That liar with a mouth full of nonsense, he said that if I want to change my fate, I should go find him … This time, I really went to find him!
Although he predicted that my cellphone would save my life, and it came true in an unbelievable way, I still couldn't trust him. I didn't want to see him.
With a head full of worries, I fell into a deep sleep and had some strange dreams.
The first dream was in a mental hospital. Fang Xin taught me levitation. I learned it very quickly, but somehow, I started to float.
"Ye Lin, you did very well." Fang Xin nodded, "As long as you continue to cultivate, you can break through the Revolving Reflection realm and reach Spirit Silence, Nascent Soul, Tribulation, and Mahayana. I'll leave the difficult task of saving Planet Namek to you."
Saving Planet Namek requires us to transform into a Super Saiyan. Isn't it a bit wrong for us to walk the path of cultivation?
The second dream was in a desolate world after the nuclear war. I was sitting on the throne thinking about how to establish a new order when the Five Tiger Punishment Squad came to report:
"Fist King! We found a secret base of the Freedom Army! Their leader, Shu Sha, is currently planning a surprise attack on our granary! "
"Let her come!" I rested my chin on my hand and grinned. "She doesn't agree with my ideals. She actually wants to practice democracy in this chaotic world. I want to enjoy the expression on her face when she fails!"
Eunuch Cao moved closer to my ear and laughed sinisterly: "Actually, I already bribed Shu Sha's aide-de-camp, so she won't be able to return!"
The scene changed and it was time to decide the outcome of the battle. After Shu Sha used up all her bullets, I leaned against the asbestos bulletproof vest and pressed myself in front of her.
"Hmph, there is no room for mercy in this chaotic world. If you want to survive, you have to abandon the weak!"
Shu Sha, who had blood on her face, pulled out a dagger from her boots and prevented me from approaching.
"That doesn't make sense. Gong CaiCai is also weak, so why are you keeping her?"
Shu Sha's gaze was still aggressive even in a desperate situation.
"Wahahaha." I laughed out loud, "Of course it's to give birth to my children! Our Kingdom of God was built by the strong, so we need beautiful women to continue the next generation and create more strong people! "
After a pause, she looked at Shu Sha with evil intentions.
"I admit you're strong. If you surrender, there will be a place for you in Kingdom of God. It's not just the path of giving birth to my children …"
"Shameless!" Shu Sha scolded me, then suddenly asked: "What's up with Ai Mi? She's weaker than Gong CaiCai, yet you've been raising her and not marrying anyone. According to your logic, shouldn't she be given to the strong to give birth to children? "
"This …" I was momentarily speechless, so I could only argue: "You're the general of a defeated army, what right do you have to meddle in my family's business! You should hurry up and surrender, or else I'll kill all your subordinates! "
"To show your sincerity and to prevent you from carrying weapons, strip down to your underwear and put your hands behind your back!"
Just as I was feeling proud, the walkie-talkie on my waist suddenly rang and Eunuch Cao's voice sounded like a pig being slaughtered:
"Not good! Mister Fist King! Empress Xiao Qin thinks that you made Gong CaiCai pregnant again, and now she's planning to … take a wife before the battle and set the palace on fire! "
Ah! I was drenched in cold sweat and suddenly woke up. I sat up on the bed and exclaimed: "My harem — —!!"
As expected, it was a pipe dream, the harem became empty, and I still had to face the reality of being arrested and sent to prison.
In the end, no police came to find me the next day. Instead, Xiong YaoYue called me and asked if I wanted to see the progress of her LOL team. I was so scared that I almost had a heart attack, so of course I didn't go.
Every time the siren of a police car sounded outside the window, I would always be nervous. On one hand, I hoped that they weren't here to arrest me, but on the other hand, I felt that if they were here to arrest me, it would be one of my worries.
I didn't think it was a good idea to stay like this until the afternoon. Instead of sitting and worrying, it was better to actively deal with the problem.
First, I had to treat the injury on my right knee. Otherwise, how could I protect my chrysanthemum when I couldn't move around in prison or detention?
Thus I went to Zhao's Orthopedic Hospital. Last time Xiao Qin fractured my arm, I was treated there.
Dr. Zhao of the Orthopedic Hospital was the younger brother of Dr. Zhao from the pet hospital. His medical skills weren't bad.
After Dr. Zhao saw me, he could tell from my gait that I was here to see a doctor before I said anything.
"Your right leg was hit? You people who practice martial arts … But it doesn't matter, it's completely normal! "
After giving me an X-ray and palpation, Dr. Zhao said that my injury was a soft tissue contusion. It was much lighter than the last time Xiao Qin fractured my arm. He only gave me some topical medicine and sent me away.
"You weren't hit by Xiao Qin this time, right?" Dr. Zhao asked me with a smile as he applied the medicine.
"Of course not!" I said with a red face. "It's … I went to the underground fighting tournament and got a little injured."
"Eh? Underground fighting tournament? So what they said was true! "
Dr. Zhao had actually heard of the underground fighting tournament.
"It's said that there was a nouveau riche who sells high-end watches in Dong Shan city. He chatted with the nouveau riche from other provinces and was looked down upon by them. They said that Dong Shan city is very backward and doesn't have anything. They even have underground fighting tournaments that are popular in the west …"
"So our nouveau riche didn't want to do it and wanted to hold an underground fighting tournament in Dong Shan city. Thus, they hired a wedding company's emcee to be the host and a third-rate director to plan the tournament. I heard that the director's surname is Cao …"
Isn't that Director Cao! I was wondering why that 'Japan and Korea battle' sounded so familiar, so it was planned by Director Cao!
As for the nouveau riche who sells high-end watches, isn't he the investor of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling', the close partner of Director Cao who was caught with a prostitute? There's no need to compete with people from other provinces in such a strange place!
After Dr. Zhao's treatment, my pain was significantly reduced and I wasn't limping as much when I walked.
Speaking of which, ever since my dad finished writing the teaching materials and returned from the hotel, the "original underwear" business at Happy Valley Love Store has been in a semi-stagnant state.
It's not that my dad is orthodox and feels that selling original underwear is detrimental to his dignity. It's just that he's very particular about his reputation. If he knew that we were selling trap underwear as girls' underwear, he would definitely not agree to it.
"If you write that the model is a trap on the product, I'll allow you to continue selling it!"
That's probably what he would say when the time comes, right?
Even though Dong Shan city is small, there are still a bunch of perverts. Even trap underwear might have a market.
But it's fine, I don't want the Happy Valley Love Store to set a record for being the first to sell trap underwear in China.
Currently, there are only a few regulars who buy the original underwear from Shu Zhe, so I outsourced the business to Shu Zhe. The customer service account 'Southern Red Bean' was given to Shu Zhe to use. I told my dad that it was a classmate who wanted to learn how to run an online store, so he volunteered to help.
"Xiao Lin, don't take advantage of others! Even if you want to learn, you should at least treat them to a few meals … "
Don't worry dad! Shu Zhe is so cunning, who would take advantage of him! At most, I'll let him blow a few red lip balloons and donate a portion of the profits to the special education school!
Now that I'm going to be arrested and sent to prison, should I stop the original underwear business? Anyway, I can't count on my dad to cooperate with Shu Zhe. It's really annoying. No wonder everyone says that I must format my hard drive before I die!
I sat in front of the computer and stared at the store's webpage. I thought a lot, but I didn't do anything. I still didn't wait for the police to come to check the water meter.
Are you guys coming or not? I'm going to die!
The calendar flipped to another page. July 30th, Tuesday. I waited until noon, but no one came to arrest me.
I suddenly remembered that I should say goodbye to Ai Mi while I still had some freedom. She has been quite busy with filming recently. Other than the day before yesterday when Xiong YaoYue secretly took a video of me and Xiao Qin, she hasn't seen me in a while.
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