In order to convince the members, the professor of the Scientific Happiness Religion has been talking about famous people on the stage. For example, Newton became a great physicist because he thought about scientific theories without eating or sleeping. He also said that Napoleon started as an artillery soldier, had great ambitions, and finally became a god of war, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's motivational, but it's a bit far-fetched! It's not like Newton became a physicist just by thinking every day, he at least did physics experiments! The dispersion experiment using a prism is crying! The first reflecting telescope made by grinding and polishing is crying!
And then there was Napoleon. Napoleon fought with his life on the line to win the title of the God of War. If he could conquer the world by lying in bed and thinking about it, then Napoleon wouldn't have gotten hemorrhoids from riding too much! If he didn't have hemorrhoids, then Napoleon wouldn't have been unable to personally command the Battle of Waterloo. Europe would have been unified earlier, and there wouldn't be today's European Union!
What was annoying was that Gong CaiCai, who was next to him, seemed to be listening with great interest. Every time the professor finished a sentence, Gong CaiCai would blink her eyes, as if this action could enhance her memory and comprehension ability.
Actually, I have an open-minded attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm people, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.
It's just that I was educated as a proletariat since I was young, so I was prejudiced against atheism. It's impossible for me to kneel at the feet of a god.
However, I heard from my dad that there's a foreign religion called 'Flying Noodles'. They believe that the world was created by a pile of spaghetti when they were drunk. Whether it's their teachings or rules, they're all super funny and entertaining.
Also, I remember Eunuch Cao said that he planned to create a miniskirt religion in the future. The ultimate goal of the religion is to launch an armed coup and make all women of appropriate age wear miniskirts.
Of course, it's because of beautiful women. In Eunuch Cao's plan, ugly women have to be covered in black robes all day long and are not allowed to show their faces.
When I had nothing to do, I once thought that if Eunuch Cao's coup succeeded, the class leader would also be forced to wear miniskirts all day long. I'm not particularly opposed to his religion.
But a cult is different. A cult that brainwashes and controls its members must be kept away! Gong CaiCai, you're too easily influenced by others! You even signed your name on the banner printed with the words "Respect Science, Oppose Heresy" in 28 Middle's anti-heresy propaganda!
"The law of attraction isn't a secret. Foreign friends have also filmed videos to promote it, but to truly understand it, you need to rely on modern science …"
The professor was still muttering on the podium.
I wanted to raise my hand and ask a few tricky questions to make things difficult for him, but I didn't expect that a high schooler in the front row would beat me to it.
"Professor, I read a book about the law of attraction a few years ago, but it had no effect when I used it on myself!"
"Oh?" The professor pushed his glasses, "You have used the law of attraction before. What to do to you want? "
"I," the student to say to to to to to, to to to to for to say to, I High to my to to, to, to my to to, the high to, high to say, I of my to say. . to my sister, she to to to. to, to to to say.
"Well, you're worthy of sympathy for your older sister complex." The professor, who was obviously very old, was able to calmly say some popular 2D phrases, "Then, other than fantasizing about getting to know your senior, did you take any initiative? For example, sending her flowers?"
The student was even more ashamed, he lowered his head and said, "No, I've always had a crush on her."
"What's the use of that!" The professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you fantasize every day, you don't really believe that you can get to know your senior, because you can't even affect the person closest to you! If you truly implemented the law of attraction, you would have overcome your shyness and increased your charm. You and your senior would have had a touching love story! "
"What? I still have to work hard in the end? "The student seemed a bit disappointed.
The professor sighed, then raised his voice and said, "Everyone, please don't misunderstand. Our Scientific Happiness Symposium is not to teach people how to be lazy, but to teach people how to manage themselves scientifically and provide as much help as possible. No matter where you are in the world, lazy people are incurable!"
"If you want to succeed, if you want to be happy, you have to work hard in the right direction non-stop! The Scientific Happiness Symposium is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, it cannot help you realize your dreams! "
Eh? The professor's words are quite reasonable? In an instant, it became like a simple motivational speech, without much of a religious element. Could it be that I've misunderstood? Is this symposium really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological development?
Suddenly, I felt something near my feet, using its hard shell to hit my sneakers again and again.
I looked down — it was a palm-sized tortoise! In the city, wild tortoises were extremely rare. Was this someone's pet?
Looking closely, there were words written on the tortoise's back. It seemed to be written in a crooked manner, "Anyone who doesn't believe in the teachings of science is my child …"
What the f * ck, it's actually cursing! What kind of kindergarten level preaching technique is this! It's even more unreliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's words hidden in the belly of a fish! That was over 2000 years ago! The Fist of the North Star was not created yet!
The inscription on the tortoise's back immediately wiped away my good impression of it. I grabbed the tortoise's lid and lifted it up with one hand. I wanted to show it to Gong CaiCai and let her see the true face of the Scientific Happiness Symposium.
Gong CaiCai, who was concentrating on the lecture, trembled in fright when I poked her with my finger. She turned her head and saw that I was holding a tortoise in my left hand. The tortoise's head was still shaking around restlessly.
Gong CaiCai's face instantly paled. I'm afraid she doesn't like reptiles. Also, if she likes rabbits, then it's normal for her to not have a good impression of a tortoise that won a rabbit race.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate actually likes to raise tortoises as pets? This … isn't this a snapping turtle? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle before … "
"Don't be afraid ~ ~ ~" I pressed the tortoise on the table and showed her the words on its back.
Gong CaiCai earnestly read: "The Scientific Happiness Symposium is My Child …"
Since I had to press the tortoise down with my hand to prevent it from crawling around, the top three words' Don't Believe 'were blocked by my hand.
"Ye Lin classmate, why are you cursing …" Gong CaiCai lowered her head in confusion and her cheeks were burning, "I still believe in the conference, but Ye Lin classmate said the Scientific Happiness Symposium is your child … doesn't that mean I'm also …"
"No! I didn't point at you! "I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table. I looked like a storyteller who used a gavel.
Gong CaiCai continued to lower her head, "Also, Ye Lin classmate's pranks aren't very scientific. Take me for example, I can't be 'your child', I'm at most 'your daughter' …"
That's not the point! Did you only learn to get into a dead end after listening to two days of class? Also, if my daughter was that gullible, I would never let her leave the house so easily! She would be locked up at home! All the friends who come to visit must leave their oral DNA and fingerprints!
At this time, teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the tortoise in my hand. He shushed and quietly said to me:
"Ye Lin classmate, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"
The professor's pet? As expected, if the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked. Is this not a normal conference, but a religion? I was almost fooled by their words! It really is a cult! I have to pull Gong CaiCai out of this pit!
"Hmph! Look at what's written on the tortoise's back! " I changed my position and pressed down on the tortoise's back. I already erased the inscription on the tortoise's back. It officially became 'The Scientific Happiness Symposium is My Child'.
Teacher Hu said with slight annoyance: "I thought you were Cai Cai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person. I didn't expect you to write this kind of sentence! Also, I already said that I don't think the conference is a religion … "
"Huh? Da Vinci came to your place! "
I didn't know when, but the professor had already walked behind me and saw that I was holding his pet tortoise.
I glared at the professor and asked: "The words on the tortoise's back …"
The professor suddenly laughed, "Isn't it 'The Scientific Happiness Symposium is My Child'? That was written by my assistant. Because he used to be a core member of a cult, he foolishly thought that this method could create 'miracles'. I've already criticized him many times. "
Does he not plan on covering up the complete sentence on the tortoise's back, and he doesn't even care about the word 'cult'? He actually poached the core member of another cult, this is truly a cult among cults!
"Young man, and the two friends who came with you." The professor took the tortoise from my hands and said amiably, "Since my Da Vinci came to your place, it can be considered fate. Why don't you take this opportunity to have a deeper understanding of the law of attraction after the lecture ends!"
"What kind of deeper understanding?" I was still very vigilant and subconsciously put on a protective posture to protect Gong CaiCai.
The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Symposium isn't the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction. Then, through the interpretation of professionals like me, we can predict your future to a certain extent!"
Predict the future? Finally, the cults were behaving in a manner similar to that of a cult! What advanced computer programs, it's completely on the same level as' computer fortune-telling '! Watch how an atheist like me will expose your tricks!
"The professor is actually going to demonstrate 'causality calculation'!" A member who was more familiar with the program exclaimed, "I heard that the program was rented from the country's supercomputer. The calculation and power consumption are huge, normal people can't even afford to use it!"
"How lucky, I actually got the chance to try it for free!" Another person complained, "I come to class every time and I'm so enthusiastic, but it only gave me a shallow prediction once!"
"A shallow prediction is already not easy! Is the result very accurate? "
"Yeah, it's pretty accurate. It even found out which bank my private savings is in, as expected of a scientific religion!"
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