When Shu Zhe opened the security door and let me into his home, the class leader was still unconscious from the effects of the sleeping pills.
The class leader was lying on the single bed in her bedroom. It was summer, but she was still wearing her school uniform. Her breathing was uneven, and her eyebrows were slightly furrowed even though she was asleep. She had a worried look on her face.
Although it's easy for people to commit crimes when they see a beautiful girl lying on the bed, I've already resisted a similar temptation once (or it was Xiao Qin's phone call that helped me resist it once). This time, her brother was watching, so I had no reason to do anything.
"Did you use the right amount of sleeping pills?" I asked Shu Zhe with a cold expression, "Otherwise we would have to send your sister to the hospital right now."
"It's fine." Shu Zhe waved his hands and said, "I already thought about using sleeping pills, so I looked up a lot of information. It's definitely enough to let my sister sleep for two or three hours, but it's not life-threatening."
The class leader really hit the jackpot when she has a brother who plans to use sleeping pills on her every day. It's better to catch Shu Zhe as the first criminal I catch when I become a police officer. It's righteousness before family.
"Um, bro Ye Lin, these are for you …" Shu Zhe heartlessly handed over a digital camera, a paper bag filled with stockings, a short skirt, and even a cat ear headwear.
I glanced at the items inside the bag and realized they were all quite embarrassing. The worst part was that there was even a policewoman outfit that was close to a bikini.
"Damn, where did you get all of this? I don't remember giving you this much. "
Shu Zhe looked away with a red face, "Bro Ye Lin, don't ask, it's just a few business tools to appease Cilantro Buns …"
So you're willing to do anything to please Cilantro Buns because you think he's an idiot with a lot of money?
When I first used you as a rope model, I tried my best to avoid letting you wear the policewoman outfit because I was afraid I would associate you with the class leader.
So you ended up buying a policewoman outfit for yourself? You probably even wore it for Cilantro Buns. How shameless!
Why did you give me the policewoman outfit? Do you think I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation and change the sleeping class leader's clothes? Do you think I'll let her be a policewoman with a naked top?
Don't look down on me! Although the hot weather causes my nose to bleed intermittently, I am a person who has broken away from vulgar tastes. I will not associate myself with a despicable person like you!
"Bastard!" I scolded Shu Zhe, "In order to save face in front of your parents, you would even invite a wolf into your house and take nude photos of your sister. Do you have any limits?"
"Bro Ye Lin isn't an outsider …" Shu Zhe did not have the slightest intention of remorse, "Also, we're in the same boat. Once my sister wakes up, she'll get even with us!"
"Even so, you can't do such despicable and shameless things!" I said resolutely, "Even if it's a normal friend, it's inhumane, let alone your sister who has always taken care of you."
Seeing that I wasn't cooperating, Shu Zhe became anxious. He scratched his head and thought for a while, then took out his wallet.
Eh? Are you trying to bribe me with money? I don't even acknowledge Ai ShuQiao's American mother, so why would I submit to your money? You're too childish!
I never expected Shu Zhe to pull out a Durex condom from his wallet.
"This is a gift from the store when I bought the policewoman outfit online …" Shu Zhe handed the condom to me in front of his sister's sleeping face, "Bro Ye Lin, whatever you want to do, hurry up and do it now. As long as it can shut my sister's mouth and prevent her from telling our parents … I'll go keep a lookout for you …"
Keep a lookout my ass! This is a private residence. As long as you don't say anything bad about the government or Brother Chun, there won't be any city enforcement officers coming to check the water meter or Brother Chun pressing your face against the keyboard!
Why the hell did you give me a condom! Did you sell your sister's chastity for such a cheap price? If I wasn't straight, I would definitely use this condom to break Shu Zhe's ass as punishment!
Thus I kicked Shu Zhe out of the class leader's room and locked the door from the inside.
I looked back at the bed where the class leader was defenseless and could be attacked at any time. My brain began to operate at high speed.
Speaking of which, what color is the class leader's underwear today? I can see it as long as she lifts up her skirt!
No, no, no, where did this idea come from? The most important thing right now was to think of a way to resolve the class leader's anger. Under the premise of not taking nude photos of the class leader, I can also make her give up complaining to her parents.
Actually, if I really took nude photos or embarrassing photos of her in a policewoman outfit and used it to threaten her, then I would feel like my life is at its end.
"Make sure you wear a condom!" At this time, Shu Zhe's voice came through the door.
Ha, thank you for your concern for my sister! Being considerate to the smallest detail was truly a role model for sibling love!
What can I do? How can I use my 'mouth cannon' skills to make the class leader give up on her plans?
It's really hot in the room. The class leader is a model of electricity conservation, she probably always keeps the AC at 27 degrees. No wonder she wears a skirt and is barefoot. Not to mention her feet are really white, but the curve of her ankles is really something I can't get tired of looking at …
No, the main point is wrong. I need to calm down, not stay in a room where I can't find the remote control for the AC. Every breath and every heartbeat will cause the temperature to continue to rise.
Eh? Why am I subconsciously unbuckling my belt! That's not the right way to cool down!
At the dinner table, my dad and I were discussing Buddhism. He said, "Everyone has a demon in their heart. If you can subdue it, you can obtain inner peace. Once an eminent monk is enlightened, he can completely dissolve the demon in his heart. However, that kind of realm is something that ordinary people can only dream of but can't achieve."
No shit! Dad, you can't even subdue the demon of a failed marriage, yet you're so well-versed in all kinds of philosophy!
At this very moment, I was in the same room as the unconscious class leader. To be honest, the demon in my chest was burning.
Although I know I would be the scum of the scum if I took advantage of the class leader, I still lacked the willpower to remain unperturbed like Liuxia Hui (Not to mention Liuxia Hui was only sending women to his superior to get promoted, it's not like I have a superior like that).
I looked down at the conspicuous female police outfit inside the paper bag. I tried my best to suppress the urge to play a 'real life doll' game.
But in order to find an exit for my demon, I took out the cat ear headwear from the paper bag.
Wahahaha! I really admire myself! I can't believe I came up with such a genius idea!
Instead of doing something as heartless as taking nude photos of the class leader, why don't I take photos of the class leader that are more embarrassing!
I put the cat ears on the class leader's head and stood on the side with satisfaction. I admired it for a while.
I don't think the class leader would wear this kind of maliciously cute headwear on a normal day, right?
After taking a few commemorative photos with the digital camera, I suddenly had an idea. I held one of the class leader's hands and made her make a cat paw gesture in her sleep …
Hahahaha! How laughable! I'm definitely going to treasure this photo!
The class leader who was involuntarily dressed up as a cat had a slightly distressed expression on her face, but she did not wake up.
"Bro Ye Lin, your smile is so evil …" Shu Zhe's voice came through the door again, "Don't go overboard with your sister …"
Eh? Did I accidentally laugh out loud? Shu Zhe, shut up! The one who's going overboard with your sister is clearly you! Also, why were you eavesdropping outside the door! If I was possessed by a perverted demon and took off my clothes, wouldn't you have been able to hear all of the sounds we made!
I chased away Shu Zhe who was trying to eavesdrop on the bed with a 'scram'.
After taking a photo of the 'Lucky Cat class leader' as a prank, the pressure on me was greatly reduced. I had a sudden inspiration and I immediately came up with a countermeasure.
I removed the memory card from the camera and put it in my wallet. Then I made up my mind, took a deep breath and started shaking the class leader's shoulders.
"Class leader! Class leader, wake up! I have something to tell you! "
After all, Shu Zhe gave the class leader sleeping pills and not sleeping pills. Also, she had already slept for almost an hour. The class leader's eyes slightly opened under my violent shaking.
"Who …? Who's in my room? "
It was as if it was her first time in this world. Her eyes were hazy and her face was still shrouded with a heavy drowsiness.
"It's me!" I waved five fingers in front of the class leader's eyes, "Hurry up and wake up, or I'll lift your skirt!"
The class leader suddenly realized she was lying on the bed with a man who wasn't her brother sitting next to her. She let out an "ah" and quickly sat up from the bed, almost causing their heads to collide.
"Ye Lin!? What are you doing here? " The class leader's eyelashes fluttered. She held her temples where she had a headache because of the sleeping pills and quickly thought about her situation.
At this moment, I realized a serious problem.
Damn, I forgot to take off the class leader's cat ears!
I was having too much fun playing a prank and only hid the camera and the paper bag under the bed. I forgot about the cat ears on the class leader's head!
It's all because the cat ears are the same black as the class leader's hair. It caused a moment of carelessness and caused a huge mistake!
The class leader didn't notice the cat ears for the time being while massaging her temples, but it's only a matter of time. How am I going to explain it to the class leader when she finds out someone is wearing the cat ears?
After muttering to herself for a while, the class leader calmed down a bit. She put on her slippers and sat next to me on the bed. She asked me with a serious expression:
"Ye Lin, did Xiao Zhe find you? I don't know why I suddenly fell asleep … but I won't let you off easily for making Xiao Zhe wear female clothing as a model! "
Ah, although her tone was stern and her expression was serious, it's not convincing at all with cat ears on her head! I couldn't help but want to laugh!
"What are you laughing at!" The cat-eared class leader was infuriated by my reaction, "Don't think you can fool me with a cheeky smile!"
The class leader suddenly turned her neck and stared at me with a questioning gaze. The fluffy cat ears on her head gently swayed back and forth due to inertia.
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