I felt like I had fallen into some sort of trap set by the Scientific Happiness Church.
My secrets were all known by professor Bai, it was impossible for them to have been deduced by some 'causal calculation' program. Whether it was from Gong CaiCai or someone else, they must have obtained my personal information!
"Ah! I suddenly remembered that the class was going to discuss camping! I'm going to be late! "
I pretended to be surprised and jumped up from the stool and dashed out the door. Professor Bai looked at my back with a profound gaze as if he was saying 'you'll be back'.
After leaving the door, I saw Gong CaiCai talking to Teacher Hu, so I didn't say anything and grabbed Gong CaiCai's hand, and dragged her to run.
"Ye Lin classmate, what are you doing …?"
Gong CaiCai asked in a panic.
"Of course we're going to discuss camping! The class leader called for it! You have to participate as a study committee member! "
"The class leader called for it? Why, why didn't I know … "
Gong CaiCai asked blankly. I was afraid she would expose herself, so I quickly covered her mouth.
After I dragged Gong CaiCai out of the devil's den, I sternly warned Gong CaiCai not to participate in the Scientific Happiness Conference again. I also interrogated her to see if she revealed any information about me to professor Bai.
"No, I didn't!"
Gong CaiCai replied while trembling in fear when she saw my angry expression.
"I only told professor Bai that my interest is growing flowers … I didn't say a word about Ye Lin classmate! It's true! "
Gong CaiCai didn't have the talent to lie, nor did she have the guts to lie. I also couldn't think of any reason for her to lie.
Unless she was already controlled by the Scientific Happiness Church and had to protect the church's interests at all times.
I heard that cultists have a special characteristic, which is that they don't dare to curse their leader. This can also be used as a method to determine if the other party is a member of the cult.
Thus I ordered Gong CaiCai: "Don't leave yet, repeat what I say, that way I can believe you!"
Gong CaiCai nodded blankly with a pitiful expression like a little red riding hood meeting a big bad wolf.
"Listen carefully, don't miss a single word! — — The leader of the Scientific Happiness Church is an idiot! "
Gong CaiCai's expression immediately changed.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, how can you curse behind my back … Mom said it's not good …"
"Don't care what your mom says, hurry up and read after me!" I urged.
It's not like I'm asking you to say, "I want the official," what's there to be embarrassed about?
"Ke, ke ke ke ke ke, the leader of the Church of Science …" Under my coercion, Gong CaiCai had no choice but to repeat after me. The psychological burden of speaking ill of someone behind their back seemed to be no less than saying "Sir, I want you".
"… Cult Master, the wise one, is … is an idiot!"
In the end, Gong CaiCai finished the whole sentence with a red face.
I still wasn't satisfied, "Didn't I tell you to call him an idiot? Who told you to change it into an idiot? "
"Mommy said that if I swear, I'm not a good child …" Gong CaiCai lowered her head and looked up innocently.
In this day and age, is "idiot" also considered a dirty word? Xiong YaoYue had to say it countless times. Based on Gong CaiCai's judgment, wasn't Xiong YaoYue completely bad?
But then again, Gong CaiCai still scolded the leader of the Church of Science of Happiness, which means she wasn't completely brainwashed.
If Gong CaiCai was telling the truth and she didn't reveal any personal information to Professor Bai, then how did Professor Bai know so many things?
How did he even know about Auntie Ren's pregnancy that Gong CaiCai didn't know?
I felt like I had to contact the class leader to clear up my doubts.
Thus, I waved my hand and told Gong CaiCai to hurry home. Although she was born in a wealthy family, she didn't have the domineering aura of a rich young lady. She lowered her head like a maid and left while stammering.
It was 11: 30 in the morning, but no one picked up.
That wasn't normal. The class leader clearly said that during the summer, students could ask her for help if they encountered any problems. As a 'hotline', the class leader's phone was on 24 hours a day.
I called the class leader's house phone instead. Shu Zhe picked up after three rings.
"What's going on? Where's your sister? "
I asked carelessly.
"Bro, bro Ye Lin, is that you?" Shu Zhe sounded panicked, "I was just about to call you! It's bad! "
"What are you panicking for, I'm looking for your sister, let her answer the phone!"
Shu Zhe was silent for a while.
"Bro Ye Lin, take advantage of the fact that my sister hasn't woken up yet and come to my house! Otherwise, it won't be easy to solve! "
What? The class leader still hasn't woken up at 11 in the morning? I don't believe it! I can believe it if you say Xiong YaoYue stayed up all night playing games and slept until 11 the next day. I can believe it if you say Ai Mi stayed in bed until 11, but there's no way someone as punctual as the class leader would still be in bed at 11 in the morning!
"Bro Ye Lin, actually, my sister found out that your family sells adult products online …"
And here I thought it was something serious! After I accidentally scattered condoms at school, I confessed my family's business to the class leader! The class leader even sympathized with me because I couldn't choose my parents' profession!
"But … I'm not sure if it was out of curiosity, but my sister searched 'Happy Valley' on Taobao this morning and saw your family's products!"
Um … where did the class leader find out my family's name? Could it be that I received a phone call from the class leader and accidentally introduced myself as' Happy Valley Love Shop '?
"That's not a big problem, right? Although it's a bit embarrassing for your sister to see adult products, but … "
I was suddenly startled.
Shit, that's not right! There's a big problem! There's a picture of Shu Zhe as a rope model on the Happy Valley Love Shop's product page! It's on the front page! It's even a leopard print game suit, it's a rather incongruous picture!
Even if Shu Zhe was wearing contact lenses and a wig, there's no reason the class leader couldn't recognize her brother. She has already seen Shu Zhe's trap outfit!
This time it's bad! The class leader originally thought Shu Zhe went to my house a few days ago to learn how to exercise so he could improve his sports grades. She never thought I would ask him to dress as a trap and pose in all sorts of embarrassing positions to promote our family's products. The class leader would probably take out a shotgun and load it!
"Did your sister find out about your trap photos?" I asked with a trembling voice.
"Yeah!" Shu Zhe replied in despair, "That's not the only unlucky thing … My sister found out your online store used me as a model and angrily charged into my bedroom to question me, but … I was wearing a wig at the time and I was video chatting with 'Cilantro Buns' …"
Damn, you pig of a teammate! I already told you to lock the door when you're doing bad things! You trust the class leader too much and sometimes you lock the door and sometimes you don't. That's the root of your failure!
"After my sister barged in, Cilantro Buns saw my sister and even said 'you guys are twins'? I quickly turned off the video. "
Cilantro Buns was courting death! So what if they're twins? Are you planning on having a threesome? If you dare to 'fly' with Shu Zhe, the class leader's bullets will enter the back of your head and fly out of your eye sockets!
"Bro Ye Lin, I was terrified at the time, so when my sister asked me, I couldn't change my fake voice from when I was video chatting with Cilantro Buns, so I replied with a high-pitched voice. My sister was about to explode from anger …"
Bullsh * t! Who told you to practice a 'trap voice' when you had nothing better to do? After Xiaoli broke up with you, you even used the cosmetics that were supposed to be given to her for yourself … The changes in your body and mind during this period of time are probably second only to directly taking estrogen!
"Um … I saw my sister was really angry, so I pushed all the blame onto you. I said I was forced by you …"
Do you even have a conscience! Although he had used some forceful methods in the beginning, he was the one who was happy wearing women's clothing later on. Weren't you the one who was happy!?
"My sister didn't completely believe me. She wanted to call you over and confront me face to face. She even threatened that if I lied, she would tell mom and dad about me being a trap and let them teach me a lesson …"
That's right! Class leader, you finally learned to doubt your own brother! But I do have a part of the responsibility if we confront each other face to face. In the end, I played the role of adding fuel to the fire and even played the role of a guide for Shu Zhe to develop this strange hobby.
I can guarantee that his sports scores did not improve at all, but I taught the only boy in the family to be a trap. What would the class leader think of me? Even if it doesn't reach the level of 'national hatred', it should at least be on the level of 'family hatred'.
"Wait!" I was puzzled, "Since you said the class leader was going to call me, how could she go back to take an afternoon nap?"
Shu Zhe hesitated for a bit and said: "I think if my sister confronted you, some of my previous lies would be exposed. I've always been a good student in mom and dad's eyes, I don't want them to know I'm a trap …"
Is it just to protect your glorious image in the eyes of your parents? Even if you don't dress as a trap, you can't be considered a good student based on your past actions. You can't even be considered a 'good person'!
"After thinking about it, I had no choice but to secretly put sleeping pills in my sister's cup …"
Wh wh wh wh what!? What do you want to do to your sister!? Did the class leader lose consciousness and fall on the bed because she drank sleeping pills?
Shu Zhe took a deep breath as if he had made up his mind.
"Brother Ye Lin, the only thing we can do now is to drag my sister down with us. I still have a few sexy outfits from your online store. If I let my sister wear them and upload a photo to the store … then she won't have the right to complain to our parents!"
Damn, only you can come up with this kind of rotten idea! Your sister is already unconscious, how would she change her clothes? Are you going to overstep your boundaries as a brother?
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you thinking! Of course you're going to help my sister change her clothes! I was going to call you to tell you about this anyway! "
Shu Zhe urged while gasping for breath.
"Time waits for no man, brother Ye Lin, hurry up or my sister will wake up soon! If you help me settle this matter, I'll keep it a secret even if you secretly take nude photos of my sister as souvenirs! "
Bastard! Do you think I'll be in cahoots with you if you sell your sister's nude body?
Eh? What's with the blood dripping on my shirt? It must be because the weather is too hot …
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