After Xiong YaoYue promised to keep our secret, she extorted some snacks from us and left with satisfaction.
"Even though it's hot and my wet clothes are almost dry, it's still uncomfortable — — I'm going home to change."
In order to report back to Ai Mi, we kept the recording on the camcorder (Xiao Qin also strongly requested a copy) since there wasn't any important evidence.
Also, what was I worried about? Even if I hugged and hugged Xiao Qin, it has nothing to do with my sister! As a sister, I have no right to interfere with who my brother chooses!
As for me opposing Kyle getting close to Ai Mi, that's not the same thing! Ai Mi is underage!
Wait, it seems like I'm also underage from a legal standpoint …
I'm doing it for her own good! Of course I have the right as her brother! I have to filter out all the bad products from the suitors!
Xiong YaoYue left a good impression on Xiao Qin since she was willing to keep our secret and support our relationship.
"I shouldn't have pranked Winnie last time when she borrowed her phone …"
Xiao Qin whispered to me after Xiong YaoYue left with the Pleasant Goat costume.
She still has the face to bring that up! That time, Xiong YaoYue was shocked by the vibration of the phone in her underwear. She had already challenged the limit of shame. If it was someone like Gong CaiCai who took things too hard, she would probably want to commit suicide, right?
I don't know why, but after the episode with Xiong YaoYue, it became a lot more natural for me to accompany Xiao Qin to the amusement park.
Could it be that from the very beginning, I subconsciously noticed that there was a strange Pleasant Goat peeping at me in the dark, and that's why I felt so uneasy?
I felt a bit dizzy after playing 'Mirror Maze', 'Haunted House', and 'Cosmic Adventure' with Xiao Qin.
The distorted figures in the mirror maze weren't the main reason for my dizziness.
The extras in the haunted house were poorly dressed and their acting skills weren't good. I felt like if Xiong YaoYue appeared here, it would be even scarier.
The main attraction was the indoor project, "Cosmic Adventure." The visitors would sit on a two-person rocket, which would rotate back and forth and shake up and down. It was also supported by the Milky Way as the background. It made people suspect that it was modified from the torture equipment in the Garbage Pit. Did Sister Jiang and Little Radish Head also go through such torture in the past?
Xiao Qin was having a lot of fun, but I almost threw up the dinner I ate the day before — — it was too uncomfortable! Even if he didn't get carsick, he would still get carsick! Looks like I'm not fated to travel to space in this lifetime!
Seeing that I wasn't feeling well, Xiao Qin asked me if I wanted to end today's trip.
"I'm already very happy today! I'll let Ye Lin classmate decide where to go. Even if it's a mountain of daggers or a sea of flames, I'll follow you! "
No, the "Universe Adventure" just now had already made my stomach turn. If I were to go to some mountain of blades or sea of flames, my life would be over.
Although I disliked all kinds of entertainment devices from the bottom of my heart, I was unwilling to admit it.
"Don't worry. What do you like to play? Just tell me. I'll play with you to the fullest today."
"Really?!" Xiao Qin's eyes flashed with countless little stars, "Then … let's go to the Hell Blast Wheels …"
"Ah — — I suddenly remembered I have something to do at home, let's go first!"
"Okay." Xiao Qin could only nod her head in disappointment at my sudden change of mind.
Since it was still early and I wasn't hungry, I originally planned on treating Xiao Qin to dinner again. At this time, the two of us were walking aimlessly on the streets.
Ever since we left the amusement park, Xiao Qin became quiet. She tightly held onto my arm and was almost dragged along the streets.
"Um … Ye Lin classmate, did you bring 'that'?"
Xiao Qin asked in a strange tone, making me confused.
"What?"
"It's … it's that! In order to become an adult with Ye Lin classmate, it's a must-have! "
Damn, is she talking about condoms? Although I have thousands of them at home, I don't have the habit of carrying them around with me!
"So annoying ~ Ye Lin classmate, why did you think it was a condom!" Xiao Qin coyly held onto my arm, "I'm not that perverted!"
"Not a condom? Then what is it? "
Xiao Qin proudly shook her index finger and said word by word:
"Of course it's an ID! The ID that brother Wu Sheng gave you! We can only get a room if we have it, right? "
"You're still saying you're not perverted!? What kind of girl would bring that up! Do you actually think condoms aren't necessary, but an ID is? "
"Because I want to give birth to Ye Lin classmate's child! I hate condoms the most! "
Wait a minute! You might not know, but your mom is already pregnant with my dad's child! If I let you get pregnant, then two lives will be lost! Father and son x mother and daughter play, that's not how it works!
I felt the threat of death as I watched Xiao Qin carefully search for a suitable hotel to dedicate herself to.
Auntie Ren once said that if Xiao Qin and I crossed the line, she would crush my dad's balls! As for me, she would at least break a few bones!
As a high-ranking member of the Triad, Huo ZhenBang also said similar words. Moreover, he was ten times crueler than the soft-hearted Auntie Ren!
If I couldn't control myself and went to get a room with Xiao Qin, then Xiao Qin's parents would quickly find out. Then it would be the same as me getting hit by the Fist of the North Star. Once the countdown is over, my body would explode and I would die!
Also, I shouldn't indulge in carnal desires! Don't I already know from all kinds of wuxia novels that martial artists are most afraid of alcohol and women!
Also, I would even hesitate to admit that Xiao Qin is my girlfriend in front of other people. What qualifications do I have to take away Xiao Qin's virginity?
I can't get over it, it's not like I'm the scumbag male lead of H manga. This kind of life and death matter that will be condemned by my conscience, I should leave it for the future … no, I should think about it carefully!
"Xiao Qin, I still have some things to take care of at my family's store, I'm going home first."
In order to quickly cut off that possibility, I decided to leave.
"What? Ye Lin classmate actually … "Xiao Qin revealed a disappointed expression and said dejectedly:" Am, am I that unattractive? "
"It has nothing to do with your charm." I put my hands on Xiao Qin's shoulders and comforted her, "I do have things to do. It's your birthday today, I'm sorry I can't stay with you until later, how about …"
Not far from us, I saw a street stall selling trinkets. An idea popped into my head. "I'm going to buy something for you. Do you want it?"
"Yes!" Xiao Qin agreed without hesitation, "I'll take anything that Ye Lin classmate wants to give me!"
Thus I crouched in front of the stall with Xiao Qin. I originally wanted to buy her a ¥15 accessory, but she insisted on a ¥2 plastic ring. It looked colorful and had a fairytale feel to it.
"Is one enough?" I asked "generously" after I paid.
Huo ZhenBang wanted me to give Xiao Qin the jade bracelet she's currently wearing, so I didn't actually give her a birthday present.
Can a ¥2 ring be used as a birthday present? With the current level of consumption, I'm afraid even elementary school students would be embarrassed to give it away.
What was rare was that Xiao Qin really liked the ring. It was as if a part of her knew that the jade bracelet wasn't something I could give or afford, so she treasured the two yuan plastic ring more than the jade bracelet.
After receiving the ring, Xiao Qin immediately put it on the ring finger of her left hand.
Hey, that's how to wear a wedding ring, right? Unmarried girl, you better wear it on your right hand or change to another finger!
"I'm not changing! I'm not changing! " Xiao Qin protected the ring on her left hand to prevent it from being stolen. She stared at me vigilantly and it was quite cute.
"I do!" She suddenly shouted in a loud voice while standing on the street.
"What are you willing to do?" I scratched my head in confusion.
"Of course I'm willing … to marry Ye Lin classmate!" Xiao Qin shouted with a red face. She pointed at the silent uncle who was selling accessories. "There's this priest as a witness! I agree to Ye Lin classmate's proposal! You're already wearing the ring! "
"Yeah, I'm a witness." This uncle shocked the world with a single brilliant feat, this is the legendary sultry yet coquettish person!
Who gave you the authority to judge a marriage! Do you know where the Vatican is? You want to pretend to be a priest?
"You're not allowed to cheat marriage!" I crossed my arms in front of my chest and righteously refused, "Also, a low-level plastic ring has no right to be used as a wedding ring!"
"Who said that!" Xiao Qin clearly didn't agree, "As long as there's love, it doesn't matter even if it's a can ring!"
I wanted to retort, but the sultry uncle wiped his tears with his sleeves and rambled:
"Be content, young man. When I married my wife, I spent ¥60,000 as a betrothal gift …"
This has nothing to do with you! You were bribed with just ¥2! You're too worthless as a non-staff priest! Also, I was the one who gave you the ¥2, you bastard!
"Plastic is also known as white trash. What right does a ring made of white trash have to be a wedding ring?"
I subconsciously argued with Xiao Qin about the material of the wedding ring to avoid the more confusing topic of "whether there's love".
Xiao Qin bit her lips and thought about it.
"White trash … that means plastic doesn't naturally decompose! I heard it won't decompose even after a hundred years! Doesn't that correspond to the blessings of blessings for weddings! Anyway, I think plastic rings are the most suitable for weddings! "
Those grooms-to-be who are distressed over their diamond rings would definitely agree with your point of view. But now is not the time to admire your frugality, you have to correct your misconceptions, or else you'll spend your own birthday and our 'wedding' anniversary together!
"Change it to a naturally degradable plastic ring!" I turned around and said to the sultry uncle.
"I don't have that kind of thing." The sultry uncle was still deeply moved, "Young man, just give in!"
Xiao Qin could probably tell that I wasn't going to get a room with her today (she might be a bit scared herself), so she stopped while she was ahead. She raised her hands in a victorious position, turned around and ran away while shouting:
"Ye Lin classmate proposed to me! Even though he pretended to give me a birthday present, I saw through it! Hooray! What should we name our first child? How vexing … "
I wanted to chase after her, but if I did, it would be the two of us who would be the center of attention.
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