"You misunderstood! That's not what I meant! "
I tried to help Xiao Qin up in a panic, but I used too much force and hurt her shoulder, causing her to scream.
The couple on the bench was immediately attracted by the noise. Xiao Qin and I, who were hiding behind the trees, were caught by them.
"What are they doing!?" The woman revealed a disgusted expression, "It's broad daylight!"
I don't know why the man didn't express his opinion, but when he saw Xiao Qin kneeling on the ground, he looked at me with a bit of admiration and jealousy.
I frantically dragged Xiao Qin (and her bag) out of the bushes. We behaved the same way as a normal man and woman who were caught having an affair.
After we reached a safe area, Xiao Qin apologetically apologized to me:
"I'm sorry Ye Lin classmate! It's all because I was slow … "
How fast do you want to be! Do you want to unzip my pants? Do you want me to run away while closing the zipper? That image is more likely to attract attention!
"The perverted Ye Lin classmate must be very dissatisfied, right? How about we find a more secluded place? The Ferris wheel seems pretty suitable … "
What? Enjoy two thrills at the same time when the Ferris wheel is at the highest point? I'm afraid my heart won't be able to handle it since I have acrophobia! I might even die on the spot!
The next day, the news will shockingly publish 'Public morals are deteriorating, second year middle schooler dies on Ferris wheel'. The term 'wheel shock' will also become more familiar to people after 'car shock'.
In addition, there will definitely be countless FFF members who will shout 'good death, good death, good death'.
When a man becomes a corpse on the battlefield, his death should be earth-shattering. What kind of lousy way of dying was "riding a horse"?
Although Director Cao thinks' dying under a peony flower 'is the most beautiful way to leave the world, but I'm different!
If Ai Mi and my dad saw me die a miserable death without even pulling up my pants, I wouldn't have the face to be their brother, and I wouldn't be worthy of being their son!
That's why I rejected Xiao Qin's suggestion of a Ferris wheel.
Suddenly, I found a Pleasant Goat with a numb expression staring at us from 20 meters away.
I bet that the creator of this shoddily made costume has either never watched any anime or is extremely lousy with his hands.
This Pleasant Goat did not have the joy that it should have. Instead, its left eyebrow was high and its right eyebrow was low. Its eyes were lifeless, and the corners of its mouth were drooping. It was a menstrual disorder and constipation.
I thought it was only standing here because of the amusement park publicity.
But as Xiao Qin and I moved, its head slowly turned around.
It seemed to be a wax figure from the Horror Wax Museum! Coupled with its emotionless expression, it was super scary!
Although he muttered in his heart, he remembered that Xiao Ding from the pet hospital had also pretended to be a fake tiger in the zoo. When he was bored, it was understandable for him to look at passers-by, right?
When it was almost noon, I took Xiao Qin to a food stall to buy some lamb skewers. When I turned around, I saw Pleasant Goat staring at us with a DV camera in his hand.
Damn, this was a stalker! Was he filming while stalking us? Fortunately, I didn't have sperm in my brain and play with Xiao Qin in the bushes. Otherwise, it would have been filmed into a drama comparable to Edison Chen and shown for free in the pomegranate community.
"Sit here and eat lamb skewers." I gave all four skewers to Xiao Qin and chased after Pleasant Goat.
"Ye Lin classmate, where are you going?"
"Stay here and don't go! I'll be right back! "
Pleasant Goat was quite quick-witted. When it saw me coming, it immediately turned around and ran. Even though its shoddy costume made it slow, it was not slow.
It's not only not slow, it's already at the level of a sprinter!
I couldn't even catch up to it after 3 minutes!
"Stop! Who are you? Why are you secretly filming us? "
Pleasant Goat only cared about running and did not reply. It was more familiar with the terrain than me, so it often avoided obstacles and used the advanced technique of blocking view in games. I almost lost track of it several times.
But it's not that easy! I, the Iron Blood Lone Wolf, am a carnivore. How could I let a herbivore like you escape?
As we ran, one behind the other, through a cobbled square, a little boy, led by his mother, saw us, and pointed cheerfully:
"Mom, look! Pleasant Goat and Gray Wolf! "
A little girl next to her was even more excited. She cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted:
"Pleasant Goat, run! Don't get caught by Gray Wolf! "
I was so angry that my nose was crooked.
I'm not even wearing a costume, how can you tell I'm Gray Wolf!
Is it because I look a bit fierce? At least I don't have the scar on Gray Wolf's face!
Iron Blood Lone Wolf and Gray Wolf were different! Gray Wolf is afraid of his wife's henpecked wife! I'm a man of indomitable spirit, I don't need a woman to survive. I would actually become stronger without a woman's interference!
I continued to chase while feeling annoyed. At this time, Pleasant Goat began to run in the direction of the man-made river. Below his feet was a slope covered with green grass. There were groups of tourists having a picnic or taking a nap here.
Hmph, do you think you have the home field advantage here? Although the theme of 'Pleasant Goat' is' I can make the grass more fragrant ', you can't eat grass to replenish your energy even if the grass is lush here. The grass is not at the level where you can see cows and sheep when the wind blows. At most, it doesn't even reach your ankles!
It's time to stop twisting your tail left and right from running!
I mustered all my strength and used the momentum of the downhill to throw myself at Pleasant Goat from behind!
Did you see that? That's the correct way to catch a goat! If Gray Wolf had even a tenth of my strength, he would have already been eating mutton hot pot!
Due to inertia, after I pounced on Pleasant Goat, we rolled down the slope and were covered in grass after rolling four or five times.
Pleasant Goat was quite tenacious. Even in this situation, his right hand was still holding onto the camera.
I grabbed his left hand and pinned him down with my body. I shouted, "Who are you?"
"Who are you? If you don't answer, I'm going to take off your hood! "
It was a bit strange, but the butt of the person hiding inside the Pleasant Goat was extremely bouncy. I couldn't help but sweat for my own sexual orientation.
"Ye, Ye Lin, take it off! I'm going to suffocate! "
A voice begging for mercy came from inside the Pleasant Goat. I couldn't tell who it was because of the thick flannel.
He actually knows me? Is he someone I know? Still holding him in a grappling position, I unzipped the hood from behind.
His short hair, which was slightly curled up at the end, was full of wildness and the heat of his sweat, which was finally released into the air.
Beneath the short hair was a light coffee-colored neck covered in fine beads of sweat. The extremely simple female singlet was already drenched in sweat and emitted a strong smell of hormones.
Xiong YaoYue laid under me and let go of the camera. She slapped the ground like a wrestler.
"I surrender, I surrender! Let me go! I'm going to die from the heat in this costume! "
I left Xiong YaoYue's body in shock. Even through the costume, the beautiful feeling of Xiong YaoYue's body made my heart beat faster.
Calm down! This is the normal reaction of a wolf catching up to a sheep! Gray Wolf must have been this excited when he chased after Pleasant Goat!
"If I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have accepted this job! It's like taking a sauna on a hot day! "
After taking off her hood, Xiong YaoYue kneeled on the grass with the lower half of her body still in the posture of a sheep.
She complained loudly, frowning, as steam rose from her neck.
I picked up the camera on the ground.
"Why are you dressed like this? Why are you filming me and Xiao Qin? "
I checked the content of the DV recording. It started from the moment we entered the amusement park. However, Xiong YaoYue's filming skills were lacking. She was amateurish when it came to the camera and focus. It seems like surpassing Chen Edison was a pipe dream.
"Huff ~ huff ~ huff"
Xiong YaoYue, who was sweating profusely, seemed like she wanted to take off the costume to her waist before answering my question.
But your little army green singlet is already soaked! It's completely a wet temptation when it's stuck to your body! Your current appearance is already very attention-grabbing! If you keep taking it off, you'll become a target for people to secretly film!
Thus I pulled her 'sheepskin' back onto her shoulders and asked again:
"Why are you secretly filming me and Xiao Qin?"
"Let, let me go! Why won't you let me take off my clothes!? "
Xiong YaoYue, who was extremely hot, shouted in an even louder voice. Not only did the people picnicking in the distance look over, but the people who were napping also woke up.
But they all thought they heard wrong. Under normal circumstances, when a girl is being forced, she would shout 'why are you taking off my clothes'.
Xiong YaoYue's Pleasant Goat costume already surprised them. At this moment, they were all whispering:
"Is this an amusement park activity? But isn't this Pleasant Goat costume a bit too crude? "
"If it's a girl in disguise, why not a Pretty Goat?"
I was slightly distracted and Xiong YaoYue broke free from my restraints. Like a python shedding its skin, she drilled her sweaty body out of the Pleasant Goat plushie.
"It's too hot! I'm going to swim first! Then I'll answer you! "
"Plop", Xiong YaoYue plunged into the relatively clear surface of the man-made river. After swimming for half a minute like a black fish, the temperature of her skin finally dropped and she reappeared with a satisfied expression.
"Puah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ so comfortable!"
Xiong YaoYue comfortably let herself float in the man-made river. After her tank top and shorts were fully moistened, they tightly wrapped around her body. It displayed a unique beauty that was different from a swimsuit.
I waited for Xiong YaoYue to tell me why she was secretly filming us, but after she cooled down, she completely forgot about it and continued to kick the water.
"Hey! Tell me! "I urged anxiously.
"Huh? What? "Xiong YaoYue, who was an excellent swimmer, had her hands behind her head and was swimming in circles.
How forgetful! No wonder you could forget about Gong CaiCai in the storeroom. You had just promised me and you had already forgotten the matter beyond the nine heavens!
"How can it be like this ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!!!"
I suddenly heard a girl's wail behind me.
Xiao Qin, who was following me, dropped her bag when she saw Xiong YaoYue playing in the lake and me standing blankly on the shore.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate is so perverted! If you can't satisfy me, you go find someone else! You even forced me to jump into the river! "
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