About two hours later, I woke up from my coma.
There were no pedestrians on the quiet street. Even if there were, they wouldn't dare to help me up when they saw me lying on the ground covered in injuries (even if I wasn't an old lady).
Tie Xian and his subordinates were gone.
It was as if he had just had a soul-stirring nightmare.
But the blood on the ground and the injuries on my body clearly told me that it wasn't a dream.
Although I didn't personally confirm it, I might have killed someone.
I used Yin Yang Sanshou to beat Tie Xian to death.
I only used one punch, but it was even better than killing Zhenguanxi's Commander Lu with three punches.
But now wasn't the time to be complacent.
Tie Xian was gone, only a pool of blood was left on the ground. If he died, shouldn't his corpse be left behind?
Did his subordinates take the corpse away? Or was he still breathing and was sent to the hospital?
In any case, without Tie Xian's command, these people completely lost their ability to make decisions, so they let me go.
The phone in my pocket vibrated. Domestic knockoffs were also unique, it was completely fine in such an intense battle.
I took it out and looked at it. It was a text from my dad earlier, asking if I wanted to eat supper when I got home. Since I used to come home very late, my dad wasn't too worried about me after sending this text. After all, it wasn't even 11 at night yet.
I leaned against the brick wall and seriously thought about the consequences of accidentally killing someone.
What should I do? Should I argue for self-defense? The other side had a lot of people, and they were all armed. I killed their leader with my bare hands. This kind of achievement of killing the enemy's general in a 1v5 shouldn't be punished, it should be rewarded!
What's more, Tie Xian was released on medical parole and appeared outside the prison. If they investigated carefully, there would be people in the prison system who would take responsibility!
But there were still variables. If I said that killing Tie Xian was self-defense, then crippling Huang San the day before wasn't so justifiable.
Although I wouldn't feel any guilt even if I killed Huang San, the situation at the time didn't really fit the definition of self-defense.
Not to mention there was a group of people (including Lao Mao from Chain Family Real Estate) who acted as spectators and witnesses.
Huang San's father, Boss Huang, originally didn't want to go through the public security system. Instead, he wanted to use Tie Xian's group to lynch me.
However, if they couldn't escape the judicial process, then the matter of killing Tie Xian and crippling Huang San might be put on the table for discussion.
In just two days, I had caused one death and one injury. If the Chief Judge saw my appearance again, he would definitely unhesitatingly think that I was a violent maniac who harmed society.
If Boss Huang continues to bribe people behind the scenes, I might get a lighter sentence because I'm a minor, but I might end up in jail for four to five years.
Sure enough, a big birthday wasn't a good thing! If I was born a little later, then I could be treated as if I was under 14 at the time of the crime!
Ah, no, I can't stay on the street and think about it any longer. I have to go home first.
So, he dragged his aching right leg and walked step by step towards the direction of the neighborhood.
Damn it, this time I'm not imitating Brother Ma, this time I'm really lame.
Oddly enough, the night sky of Dong Shan City was especially clear, so much so that one could see the twinkling stars in the sky.
Under my father's guidance, I learned how to find the position of the Big Dipper. Moreover, the handle of the dipper was pointing south, indicating that it was summer.
Why did this kind of useless knowledge suddenly pop up! You can't be exempted from murder just because you know this little bit of common sense!
Calm down! I have to calm down! After I get home, I have to check my desk first! Maybe I can find a time machine in the drawer!
Ah, the little companion star next to the Big Dipper also looks very dazzling tonight …
Huh? Isn't that the death omen star mentioned in the 《Big Dipper Fist》 that only people who are about to die can see?
I shuddered and blinked, the death omen star disappeared again. Maybe I saw it wrong?
After I got home, my dad had a stomachache from the dumpling restaurant and was using the toilet. I took the opportunity to sneak into the bedroom without him noticing that I fought.
With a glimmer of hope, I pulled the drawer of the desk. There really isn't a time machine …
What should I do? Boss Huang is Tie Xian's backer, and his son was crippled by me, so there shouldn't be any reason for him to let me go.
Suddenly, Ai ShuQiao's name flashed in my mind at an inopportune time.
I felt ashamed because of that moment of weakness, because in that thousandth of a second, I thought about asking Ai ShuQiao for help.
Ai ShuQiao clearly said that if I raped female classmates, or even killed them, she would think of a way to help me get out of the crime.
But compared to rape, I feel that murder is cooler, and it's easier to say.
Moreover, Huang San and Tie Xian are two scum, even Buddha said 'killing evil people is doing good'. While I was worried about committing murder, I was also quite proud.
Proud is proud, but if I ask Ai ShuQiao for help in order to get out of the crime, then I can't be proud.
So what do I become? A rich second generation who tramples on the law? A man dares to take responsibility for his actions, so what if I get arrested and locked up for three to five years?
I counted with my fingers, I'm 14 years old now, if I get released after 5 years, I'll only be 19 years old, I still haven't reached the legal age for marriage …
No! I don't care about who I'm marrying! What I mean is, 5 years in prison, maybe it can train my character!
Lenin once said: A life without going to prison is not a complete life. Even someone as great as Zhou Enlai, Premier Zhou, was sent to prison by the Beiyang government.
So in order to perfect my character and train my character, there's no harm in going to prison! Maybe I can meet a senior who was sent to prison because of a crime and teach me the Absorbing Stars Technique! After I'm released, I'll be invincible!
But no matter how I think about it, my chrysanthemum is still the biggest problem.
Whether it's "The Shawshank Redemption" or "Prison Break", there are always perverts who want the male protagonist's chrysanthemum.
Although I look like a Spartan without any feminine traits, it's hard to guarantee that someone will like me.
After all, there are very few resources in prison, and there are too many ugly looking people. If Shu Zhe is also locked up with vicious criminals like us, then my chrysanthemum will be safe.
With Shu Zhe's talent as a trap, maybe the men's prison will use Shu Zhe as a type of currency, like a 1: 2 exchange rate with cigarettes or something …
But other than selling fake underwear, Shu Zhe didn't commit any major crimes. So I can only give up on the idea of bringing him to prison, or even using him as a 'roommate' to exchange for canned chocolates.
What a pity, Lenin clearly said that prison is a place to train people. If Shu Zhe stayed in prison with me for 5 years …
He would only train his chrysanthemum sphincter! He wouldn't even have the slightest hope of becoming a man! On the other hand, the achievements of 'Beheading 100 people' and 'Can Be a Man' in prison would definitely be broken by the time he gets out!
I couldn't help but take out my cell phone and call the class leader when I think about the legal system.
"Hello?" The class leader's sleepy voice came through the phone, "It's already so late, why aren't you asleep? Do you need something? "
It was already 11: 15, the class leader should already be lying on the bed in her pajamas. Under the pajamas was her smooth and silky skin …
What the hell are you thinking about! You're about to go to prison to reduce your soap intake, yet you still have the time to fantasize about this!
"Um … class leader, I suddenly have a legal question I wanted to ask you."
"Law?" The class leader immediately perked up, after all, I'm going to be a criminal police officer in the future.
"Yeah, I want to know, what would meet the criteria of surrendering, and if surrendering can reduce your sentence, is that true …"
I was probably looking for something to say, but I didn't really want to surrender.
"Surrender?"
Based on her voice, the class leader should have sat up from the bed, right? Would the class leader still cover herself with a blanket on such a hot day? Would she put the blanket over her head and drape it over her body like a small tent when she sits up? How curious!
It seems I was subconsciously letting my imagination run wild to get rid of the fear of going to prison.
"Ye Lin, why are you asking this?" The class leader asked in a serious tone, "Did you do something illegal?"
"Well, actually I just killed one or two people, I'm not sure if there's a discount for surrendering …"
Although I really wanted to say something like that to scare the class leader, I decided not to reveal the truth.
"No … I didn't do anything illegal, I was just … asking for a friend of mine. He injured someone in a gang fight."
The class leader sighed. Every time this happened, I would have the illusion that she was the real teacher in charge of class 2-3.
"I've said it before, don't associate with hooligans and the like. If you really treat them as your friends and lead them to the right path, you'll regret it one day if you treat life and the law as a game!"
I was quite dissatisfied with her preaching tone, so I said in a fit of pique:
"Forget it, I won't ask you about surrendering, I can find it on the internet anyway …"
"But you already woke me up." The class leader reminded me indifferently.
"You can sleep again if you wake up! By the way, class leader, if one day you become a criminal police officer and I accidentally killed someone, would you let me go? "
"Impossible."
I answered without hesitation.
Although it was within expectations, I was still a bit sad.
"But it was self-defense! The other party is an unforgivable villain! Don't you believe me! "
"I believe justice will be served, it's not contradictory to arresting you."
"But the other party has a lot of despicable methods! They might even bribe the judge! I'm going to be framed and sent to jail to pick up soap! "
"If that happens, I won't let the scum of the legal system go. I'll definitely do my best to fight against them and clear your name."
"But you might be fighting for a long time, but I've already been picking up soap for a long time! Can't you let me go first? "
The class leader hesitated for a bit.
"… If I let you go, it would go against my own beliefs, I can't be a police officer anymore."
What's so good about being a police officer, the class leader is really stubborn. If the class leader knew my current situation, she would definitely advise me to turn myself in.
After chatting with the class leader for a bit, I hung up and dialed Xiao Qin's number.
"Ye Lin classmate? Is this Ye Lin classmate? " Xiao Qin's overjoyed voice came through. It sounded like she wasn't asleep, it seemed like she was lying on her bed reading a manga.
"Um … I don't actually have anything to talk to you about …" I covered up, "I just wanted to make a phone call."
"Don't worry, I'll be happy if Ye Lin classmate calls me at any time! After all, we're husband and wife! "
"Who's husband and wife with you! Don't try to take advantage of me just because I gave you a lousy plastic ring! "
"Ah! Domestic violence from Ye Lin classmate! You came so quickly! As expected, men are different before and after marriage! "
Xiao Qin pretended to be a resentful wife who was deceived.
"Stop messing around, I'm being serious." I lowered my voice, "How do you usually deal with triads like your father if he kills someone?"
"Sulfuric acid …"
"Sulfuric acid!?"
"I heard hydrofluoric acid is better. If it's a stubborn corpse that can't be dissolved by sulfuric acid, you can try hydrofluoric acid …"
"Who's talking about corpse dissolving water! Also, the corpse is already … no, I mean, if you accidentally kill someone, how do you avoid getting caught by the police! "
"Run …"
As expected of a common term used in gangster novels! No wonder she's the daughter of the Hong Kong Triad Hall's leader! But the triads all run to the mainland to take refuge after committing crimes. I'm already on the mainland, where should I run to?
As if she sensed the uneasiness in my tone, Xiao Qin asked:
"Ye Lin classmate, did you really do something to get caught by the police?"
"No, I didn't! It's just a hypothesis! It's just a hypothesis! "
I firmly denied it.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … did Ye Lin classmate kill someone?"
Damn! So direct! Also, why do you have to ask such a scary question in such a cheerful tone!
"I'm so touched … Although I'm not sure if Ye Lin classmate really killed someone, the first person you came to discuss such an important matter is definitely someone who made a promise to each other!"
No, the first person I discussed was the class leader, but she would definitely advise me to turn myself in.
"Let's run! Ye Lin classmate! "Xiao Qin announced in a high profile manner.
"Come with me!"
Who wants to run with you! You're talking like it's a honeymoon trip! Isn't it just running away!
"Isn't it romantic? A couple being chased by the police, supporting each other in the wind and rain, hiding in a deserted cave … "
Are you planning to become a Shennongjia barbarian with me? I can also show my face in 'Approaching Science' or something …
"Although the conditions are tough, we can make babies together in a cave …"
Don't make babies if the conditions are tough! A child born in a cave with fugitive parents, what kind of life will they face in the future!
"Ye Lin classmate, don't worry. Once we create enough criminals and train them strictly …"
"One day, we can launch a counterattack against the police! We can realize Ye Lin classmate's ambition and turn the world into a paradise for criminals! "
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