"When is Ye Lin classmate's birthday?"
On July 26th, I received a text from Xiao Qin that she already knew the answer to.
Since I was born on the first day of the new year, even the students in class 2-3 who aren't familiar with me know when my birthday is.
In summary, the real reason Xiao Qin asked me was because it was her own birthday.
July 28th, the day the first world war broke out. Xiao Qin's birthday was pretty easy to remember.
"How about we call everyone over to celebrate your birthday?" I gave Xiao Qin a call, "Just like Gong CaiCai's birthday, what do you think?"
Xiao Qin was overjoyed that I remembered her birthday after a simple reminder.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … it's finally my birthday, I'm one year closer to the legal age of marriage …"
There's no need to ask, she must be planning on marrying me when she's 20!
Speaking of which, the legal age of marriage in China is set a bit late for family planning! In contrast, Russia under the rule of Putin had suffered from the problem of negative moral growth. Not only did they start to use the state apparatus to promote homosexuality as a sin, but some states even lowered the legal age of marriage to 14 years old!
There's no heaven for lolicons! If it wasn't for the fact that Russia is extremely xenophobic, there would have been countless lolicons lining up to immigrate to that mysterious tundra!
"Actually, the class leader asked me a few days ago if I wanted to call my classmates over to celebrate my birthday …" Xiao Qin continued, "But I said I would be spending it with my mom at a relative's house, so I politely declined."
"Huh? So that means it has nothing to do with me? " I said while wondering if Xiao Qin's so-called relative was Auntie Ren's father, gramps Ren.
"How, how can we not have Ye Lin classmate!" Xiao Qin said anxiously, "I lied to the class leader! I want to celebrate my birthday with Ye Lin classmate! I even told my mom that I wouldn't be spending it at home because my classmates were organizing a birthday party for me! "
So, you lied to the class leader and Auntie Ren in order to celebrate my birthday with me? I'm really a sinner.
"Then … what do you want to eat? I'll book a restaurant in advance. "
"I don't really want to eat anything … I had enough cake on Gong CaiCai's birthday … can you take me to an amusement park? Can you celebrate my birthday at an amusement park? I've always wanted to go to the amusement park with you. "
Xiao Qin begged me with a very low posture.
For some reason, there was a sense of guilt in his heart. Perhaps it was because he had been cold to Xiao Qin since the summer vacation?
As expected, I wasn't used to the identity of 'Xiao Qin's boyfriend', so I didn't have any self-awareness.
"An amusement park is an amusement park. On July 28th, wait for me at the entrance of the biggest amusement park in the city center, Happy Valley … No, wait for me at the entrance of Happy World Amusement Park. At 9 o 'clock, I'll be there when the amusement park opens. Got it?"
I always refer to the Happy Valley Amusement Park as the Happy Valley Amusement Park. Did the "Happy Valley Amusement Park" at home have too much of an influence on me?
"I … I'll remember." Xiao Qin repeated without a sense of security.
"Um … Ye Lin classmate will definitely go, right? He would definitely go, right? You won't stand me up, will you? "
"Eh? Why do you think so? "
"Because … Ye Lin classmate is very petty and can't forget how I bullied him when he was younger. So, maybe he's going to stand me up and make me sad …"
It's not that I'm petty, it's just that your bullying methods are too cruel! Also, right before the semester's final exams, you tricked me into taking my Swiss Army knife for yourself. Now that I think about it, I should get my revenge!
But if I stood Xiao Qin up on her birthday just for that, then it would be too inhumane. A man has his limits. I will think of another way to get the Swiss Army knife and Optimus Prime back.
"Don't worry, I'll be at the entrance on time. After all, I only celebrate my birthday once a year."
"Okay! Then I'll happily count the days at home! Ye Lin classmate, please don't stand me up, otherwise I'll stay at the entrance of the amusement park until Ye Lin classmate comes to claim me! "
Don't embarrass me! Do you think you're a kitten or a puppy! If I say I'll go, then I'll go!
After I promised Xiao Qin, it seems like my dad heard bits and pieces because I was talking too loudly on the phone, so he said to me during dinner:
"Are there any female classmates celebrating their birthdays? What present did you prepare? "
Ah, a present, if my dad didn't remind me, I would have forgotten.
"Dad, you heard wrong, it was the 10086 salesperson, I was just chatting with her."
My dad choked on his zhajiang noodles, "But we're using Unicom's Volvo family package, your phone is a Unicom number!"
"Yeah … that's right!" I nodded, "That's why the salesperson from China Mobile called and wanted us to switch to their package! We're competitors! "
After I brushed off my dad, I began to seriously consider what present to give Xiao Qin.
Usually, it should be dolls, accessories, clothing, or something like that, right?
But that would mean that I would have to go to a gift shop or clothing store full of girls. I would have to shamelessly buy those things, and I would have to ask the clerk to tie it up with a ribbon to clearly declare that I have a girlfriend!
Should I buy it online? But it's less than two days until Xiao Qin's birthday, what if the delivery isn't good and I can't deliver it on time!
Also, I really don't know how to choose a birthday present for a girl! It's so troublesome!
Also, I heard that there are a lot of taboos when giving a girl a gift. If you give a chubby girl a treadmill, you will get beaten up, that's easy to understand. Other taboos are — — you can't give an umbrella, because umbrella is a homonym for 'scatter', which means you want to break up with the other party.
You also can't give her shoes, because it means you want her to leave, and it also means you want to break up.
Damn, I really did give her a pair of shoes last time! Do I subconsciously want to break up with Xiao Qin! But not only was Xiao Qin not sad, she seemed very happy!
I looked it up online, there were many different opinions about taboos, for example, wind chimes, some people said you can't give it because it means you want to break up, others said you can give it because it means you miss her …
When I celebrated my birthday with brother Gang, captain Guo SongTao, and my brothers on the basketball team, it wasn't so troublesome! It wasn't that popular among guys to give gifts, everyone would get together and have some fun, eat some barbecue, drink some beer, and everything would be fine!
The next day, I still didn't know what to give Xiao Qin for her birthday.
Tomorrow is the 28th, so I have to get it done today.
I finally made up my mind and was ready to pick something from a jewelry store on the commercial street. But before I even entered the store, I was dragged into a black car parked on the side of the street.
After I entered the car, I found out Xiao Qin's biological father, Huo ZhenBang, the leader of the Hong Kong Triad's Ju Ying Hall, was sitting in the passenger seat with a sickly expression and looking at me through the rearview mirror.
The ones who dragged me into the car were obviously his subordinates, Uncle Hu and Uncle Bao. Uncle Long, who was wearing an eyepatch, was sitting in the driver's seat.
"My daughter's birthday is coming up." Huo ZhenBang said to himself, "Every year around this time, I would mail birthday gifts to Xiao Qin, but her mother always returns them …"
It seems like Auntie Ren doesn't just hate her ex-husband. He slept with other women behind her back, and he even hid his triad status. It's probably an unforgivable crime for Auntie Ren.
"If I'm not mistaken." Huo ZhenBang turned his head slightly towards me, "Xiao Qin is planning on spending her birthday with you, right?"
I nodded my head silently.
"As I thought." Huo ZhenBang took out a beautifully wrapped gift box and handed it to me. He looked into my eyes and said: "This is the gift I want to give Xiao Qin this year, you can give it to her."
I reached out and took it. It felt a bit heavy and I wasn't sure what was inside.
"But, don't tell her it's from me, or else her mother will get angry." Huo ZhenBang smiled bitterly and started coughing.
Although Huo ZhenBang had lost his wife and the custody of his daughter because of his promiscuous behavior, and now he was infected with AIDS, she couldn't help but sympathize with a gang leader who was at the end of his road.
"Um, Mr. Huo, I'll give your gift to Xiao Qin, but I'm afraid it's a bit inappropriate for me to treat it as my own gift."
"There's nothing inappropriate about it." Huo ZhenBang's expression instantly became fierce, "Just give this box to Xiao Qin, don't buy any other gifts in case Xiao Qin gets suspicious. She doesn't know I came to the mainland. I don't want her to know either. "
I didn't know what Huo ZhenBang was thinking, but I thought it would be best to nod and agree to the four triads in the car.
After all, it's a gift from a terminally ill father to his beloved daughter, so it must have been carefully selected. It's definitely more beautiful and meaningful than a gift that a layman like me could pick at the last minute.
Huo ZhenBang nodded in satisfaction when he saw that I agreed to give Xiao Qin a gift. It seems like he was too harsh to me earlier, so he handed me two tickets to express his apology.
"Ye Lin, I heard you like fighting? Are you interested in watching an underground fight? "
Huh? The underground fight that Peng TouSi once participated in? There's even one in Dong Shan city?
The tickets Huo ZhenBang gave me were very different from normal theater tickets. Although the printing was very detailed, it was very thin and easily damaged, as if it was for tearing in an emergency.
"These two tickets were given to Ah Long by an old customer from the mainland." Huo ZhenBang glanced at Uncle Long who was sitting in the driver's seat, "We've seen this kind of competition many times, so we're not interested anymore. But if you haven't seen it before, you can go and broaden your horizons."
I held the tickets and my thoughts flew to the ring. It was as if I could see the super experts who used all kinds of fighting techniques — — are they all as strong as Peng TouSi?
"The other ticket isn't for you to bring Xiao Qin. After you celebrate Xiao Qin's birthday, choose a trustworthy friend and bring him along. But underground fights aren't a legal sport, so you have to be careful of the police. If you get targeted, tear up the ticket and swallow it, understand? "
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