"Nonsense! How could there be a cat in our hotel? "
Zhuang Ni clearly didn't believe that the 'Mimi' the class leader played with all night was a cat.
She grabbed the phone on the counter and dialed a number.
"Auntie Li, the guest in room 214 wants to check out. Can you please check if everything is normal and check if there's a cat in the room?"
The 'Auntie Li' that Zhuang Ni mentioned was probably the cleaning auntie that the class leader and I met yesterday.
"Hey, Zhuang Ni, aren't you taking matters into your own hands? I haven't decided to check out yet! "I complained," I can clearly stay in the room until noon, it's too much of a loss to check out now! "
"What? Do you still want to spend some more time with the class leader? "Zhuang Ni put down the phone and looked at me coldly.
"You won't be able to find the cat." The class leader looked at the scenery outside the window in a daze, "It ran away through the hole in the window in the middle of the night, if there wasn't a hole …"
The class leader's expression became conflicted. As an OCD patient, she hoped that the window would be flat and without a single crack. But if the window was intact last night, the cat wouldn't have come in and she wouldn't have the opportunity to spend the night in the same bed as the cat.
Not long after, Auntie Li came downstairs wearing a cleaner's uniform. She was a middle-aged woman with nimble legs. I don't know why, but she looked at me strangely.
"There's no cat, but the bedsheets are dirty, so there's an additional ¥20 cleaning fee."
"Wait! You're saying there's an additional cleaning fee!? " The class leader widened her eyes in disbelief, "I always do my best to maintain the cleanliness of the room regardless of whether it's my own home or not, how could I dirty the bedsheets!?"
"Zhuang Ni's classmate, don't get too excited." Zhuang Ni's cousin advised, "It could be your male partner!"
As the cleaner, Auntie Li shook her head domineeringly and said to the class leader: "Girl, you're the one who dirtied it, don't deny it!"
"I didn't … if you don't believe me, come back with me to my room!" The class leader impulsively grabbed auntie Li's sleeve.
Auntie Li didn't move, she looked at me with disgust and said coldly:
"It's not fair to say it was done by you alone, shouldn't it be said that you two did it together? You still don't remember? Do you really want me to say it out loud? "
"Of course we have to make things clear!" the class leader insisted.
Auntie Lee snorted in a nasal voice. "There's blood on the bedsheets! Do you think I won't find out if you flip it over? "
At the same time, he pointed at a warning sign pasted on the wall. There were eight words written in thin gold ink: No refund for the deposit when the bedsheets turn red.
"Do you see that? I'm already giving you preferential treatment by only charging you 20 yuan for the cleaning fee! "
Auntie Lee said righteously.
"Why is there blood on the sheets?" The class leader and Zhuang Ni turned around and asked me.
Zhuang Ni's cousin secretly gave me a thumbs-up. He really wanted to see the world in chaos.
"Hey, don't misunderstand, it's not suspicious blood." I quickly explained, "It's not even the class leader's blood, it's my blood."
The class leader let out a sigh of relief. For some reason, she placed her right hand on her lower abdomen as if there was a split second of hesitation.
Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, revealed an expression of sudden realization that was filled with malice.
"I see, I've heard that some virgins bleed during their first time. It seems like your foreskin is too long."
Fuck you! From what you know, humans only bleed between their legs, regardless of whether they're male or female! There are thousands of places that bleed!
Also, Auntie Lee and Zhuang Ni's cousin, why are you guys laughing on the side! If there was a camera, it would be like an unlicensed clinic advertising "painless circumcision" on TV!
"Enough! Zhuang Ni, don't pretend to understand! " I said sternly like a senior expert, "Only a foreskin that doesn't bleed when it's too long!"
I've been selling adult products with my dad for so many years, so I'm quite familiar with the basics of hygiene.
Zhuang Ni looked at me with admiration, "Sorry for the disrespect, so you're the legendary 'Lord Bao'!"
"I'm only pointing out the truth, I never said I'm a foreskin." I trembled with anger and asked the class leader for help without thinking: "Class leader, you can be my witness, I'm not 'Lord Bao'! Didn't you see it once before? "
The class leader's face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
It seems like the time she accidentally saw me peeing under the bridge was not a good memory for the class leader.
"You don't know how to respect yourself at such a young age, and you're still the class leader …" Auntie Lee seemed to disapprove of us getting a room at such a young age.
"You're all wrong!" I yelled, "The blood on the sheets is my nose! I'm not afraid even if it's taken for a DNA test! It has nothing to do with the class leader, do you understand? "
"Your nose is bleeding?" Zhuang Ni's brows furrowed even tighter, "What did you see on the bed that made your nose bleed?"
I didn't see anything, I heard the class leader talking to you on the phone, and the image of you and Gong CaiCai hugging each other flashed through my mind, that's why I got a nose bleed! But how could I admit it in front of so many people!
"It's just that the weather is too hot." I said perfunctorily while avoiding her gaze.
"It doesn't matter if it's a nose bleed or something else, it's ¥20 cleaning fee." Auntie Lee repeated with a flat tone.
"I'm fine with it, deduct it from the deposit."
After doing some mental calculations, there should still be some leftover from ¥300 after deducting the room and cleaning fees.
"Please give me another ¥10." Zhuang Ni's cousin said while looking at the computer screen.
"Hey, you must be wrong! You should be the one giving me ¥20! "Don't look down on me, my science grades are still passable.
Zhuang Ni's cousin had an awkward expression, "But you guys used a dozen condoms in the room! A total of twelve! "
The aura around Zhuang Ni suddenly turned into a black snowstorm.
"Class leader … did you really do it with Ye Lin that many times? Did you guys turn up the volume of the TV just to cover up your voices? "
"Fuck …" I almost couldn't help but curse. Looking at the class leader's expression, she was also about to spit out blood.
"We didn't use those things!" The class leader yelled at Zhuang Ni and her sister, "You're framing the guests everywhere, is your hotel a scam!"
Zhuang Ni turned around and asked her cousin: "Are we a scam?" Her cousin shook his head, then Zhuang Ni replied: "We're not a scam, Auntie Lee wouldn't be wrong. There are definitely twelve condoms missing in your room, hurry up and admit it!"
"Could it have been taken by a cat or hidden in a corner where it can't be easily found?"
I raised the most logical conjecture.
"Ah ha, another cat." Zhuang Ni looked at me with a fake smile, "Can't you find another excuse?"
"That's not an excuse!" The class leader said loudly, "It must have been taken to the back of the wardrobe or some other corner! You guys can definitely find it if you go look for it, you might even be able to find the missing poker card! "
Okay! The class leader still didn't forget about the 53 poker cards!
"Bloodstained bedsheets and a dozen missing condoms. Class leader, it seems like the evidence is in my favor!"
Zhuang Ni pointed out proudly.
"That's invalid evidence!" The class leader retorted, "The blood on the bedsheets is from Ye Lin's nose, as for the missing twelve condoms … if we really used them, we should have found more things in the trash! Is there! "
Zhuang Ni looked at Auntie Lee with a questioning gaze, but Auntie Lee shook her head, indicating that there weren't twelve used condoms in the trash.
No shit! Even a strong Spartan like me would have a lot of pressure after doing it twelve times in one night!
Zhuang Ni thought about it for a bit, "Class leader, how about we call our bet a draw?"
"So you're saying you plan on harassing Gong CaiCai?" The class leader asked.
"I don't have a choice …" Zhuang Ni sighed exaggeratedly. "Why don't we tell everyone what the other has done? Let's see who's more rebellious?"
"First, a sickly girl who took a break from school for a long time studied with her female classmate during the summer. They even took a shower together and stayed in bed together for a while …"
"Second, a female class leader who excelled in both academic and moral conduct used a fake ID to get a room with her male PE committee member. Not only did she dye the bedsheets red, but she also did it twelve times on the night she lost her virginity. It was earth-shattering and even the windows were shattered …"
Damn, this rumor is way too vicious! Furthermore, what the hell was going on, to be able to cause the windows to suffer such a vicious attack! Zhuang Ni, you're still saying your family doesn't run a scam? Are you trying to blame the window glass on us too?!
"You …" The class leader was speechless from anger. If there was anyone in class 2-3 who was the class leader's nemesis, it would be Zhuang Ni.
"Class leader, if you agree to call this a draw, I'll waive the cleaning fees and the condoms. But it's Ye Lin paying anyway, right?"
No! The class leader already returned the ¥300 deposit to me last night. If you insist on charging, then the class leader will have to pay for the missing condoms!
"Fine, I fell into your trap this time." The class leader placed her hand on her chest to calm herself down, "But I won't let you lead Gong CaiCai astray! Just you wait! "
"Okay, I'll be waiting." Zhuang Ni looked at her as if she was looking at her lover and expressed that she was looking forward to the class leader's next visit.
"Um …" After the class leader rushed out the door, I approached the counter and asked Zhuang Ni's cousin, "Where do you guys get your condoms from? My family has a large stock, if you guys are interested, I can give you an insider price … "
"Don't attack the class leader!" Zhuang Ni suddenly said.
"Huh?"
Zhuang Ni's face darkened and her eyes were filled with killing intent.
"The class leader belongs to me, no man has the right to have her! Ye Lin, you know what the consequences are if you hurt the class leader. "
"I'm just talking to your cousin about the supply of condoms. Your cousin looks very interested …"
"There's no need to talk! There's no need to talk! " Zhuang Ni made the decision for her cousin, "Ye Lin, you have to remember, you'll never be welcome here — — you're my rival in love! I will curse you to be crushed into pieces by the cement mixer truck. You can't even put them back together! "
I walked out of the hotel in disappointment since I didn't manage to close the deal. But when I carefully thought about Zhuang Ni's last words, it seems the perceptive Zhuang Ni thought the class leader and I had already surpassed a normal classmate relationship.
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