"Save me! Save me! A cat is biting me! "
I shouted anxiously, but the black cat took advantage of the situation and jumped onto my shoulder. It had a new interest in the person with a halo (pillow) behind my head.
It gave up on my nipples and started playing with my ears! It even used its small teeth to gently bite it, is it trying to eat it? That's enough! Don't think that just because I have a halo behind my head, my ears are as big as Buddha's and you can sacrifice a part of them to feed the 'tiger'!
"It's killing me! It's killing me! Class leader, come out and take a look! "
Although my legs were still free and I was able to throw the black cat to the ground several times by shaking my shoulders, I don't know why it was bewitched, but it persevered and clung to my body. It was as if it was drooling over a certain piece of flesh on my body, but it never found a good opportunity to bite it.
I originally thought that even if the class leader did not run out naked to save me after shouting 'save me' so many times, she would at least be wrapped in a towel and help me chase the cat away with half of her breasts exposed, but I miscalculated.
Due to the sound of the shower and the commercial music on the TV, my cries for help were not particularly loud. At least, the class leader could not clearly hear what I was shouting.
I'm afraid the class leader mistook those meaningless syllables as a prank.
"Just sit there and watch TV, don't try to trick me into coming out!"
The class leader probably saw me making a ruckus through the frosted glass, so she said this.
Who wants to trick you into coming out! I'm in a huge crisis here!
But yelling for help was a bit exaggerated. For the class leader, if she knew a cat or dog entered her room, she would probably be the first to come out of the bathroom, unable to believe her eyes.
Is the correct way to call the class leader out is to mimic a cat's meow?
No, no, no, a cat's meow has too little penetration, I should mimic a dog's meow. That way, I can also intimidate the disrespectful black cat.
Thus — — I concentrated my energy in my dantian and sang loudly:
"Woof woof woof woof woof — —!!"
The black cat stared at me dumbstruck, it did not understand why I suddenly changed species.
Hmph, you're an idiot! I'm a person with a halo behind my head. Changing species is just an entry-level skill. A normal cat like you can't understand it!
In the end, I couldn't get the class leader's attention even if I barked like a dog. I was confused, was there something wrong with the rhythm? So I changed the tempo:
"Woof woof, woof, woof woof!!"
This sounded more natural and more like a real dog barking, right? Class leader, come out and look! Weren't you moved to tears by the police dog show? Hurry up and come out to watch the fun! Although it wasn't a real dog, a cat was enough to make him happy for half a day!
However, the class leader said to me coldly behind the water curtain through the frosted glass:
"Ye Lin, are you looking down on my IQ? Do you think I can't tell that you learned it from me? "
I was speechless.
All in all, by the time the class leader came out of the bathroom with her clothes on, I was already done playing with the cat.
This strange black cat gave me face and didn't bite my vulnerable parts. Instead, it licked me for a long time. I was so nervous that I almost choked on my nervousness.
The class leader was walking towards me while drying her hair with a towel. As expected, she immediately saw the black cat and revealed an overjoyed expression. The black cat also saw her.
"Cat!?"
"Meow — —!!"
When the black cat saw the class leader, it turned around and ran away as if it saw its natural enemy. The relationship between humans and animals is really strange.
The space in the room was limited and the only exit was on the windowsill. The black cat couldn't jump out and was caught by the class leader's evil hands.
"Did it sneak in through the broken window? It's a blessing in disguise! "
The class leader didn't care that she just took a shower and happily rubbed the cat against her face. The black cat was caught in the enemy's claws and it had a worried and fearful expression. It looked at me as if asking for help.
Now you're begging me? What were you doing earlier! Just be the class leader's doll and let me torture you for a while!
I finally untied the 'sailor knot' and stretched my numb limbs. I originally wanted to retaliate against the black cat, or at least open my bloody mouth in front of it and let it feel the fear of being eaten.
But when I saw the class leader sitting on the bed with the black cat in her arms, putting down all of her usual dignity and pressure, and revealing a rare smile from the bottom of her heart, I felt like there was no need to bicker with a cat. Besides, isn't the class leader already punishing it for me?
"Mimi, are you hungry?" The class leader picked up a meat patty from the coffee table and fed it to the black cat. The black cat was afraid of the hunter's aura and ate the patty as if it was medicine.
Oh right, the class leader seems to call all cats' mimi '. It's because she was influenced by her elders, it's a very convenient way of naming.
"Ye Lin, so you can be used as bait to attract cats!"
The class leader said in a light tone, I can't tell if it was a compliment or a tease.
"I was worried I wouldn't be able to sleep at night, but now that I have a mimi to accompany me, I'll definitely be able to sleep well tonight!"
The black cat completely attracted the class leader's attention. She was so happy that she was almost rolling on the carpet with the cat in her arms.
When it was time to sleep, the class leader and the cat slept on the bed. I could only sleep on the carpet with a blanket.
Before I fell asleep, Zhuang Ni sent the class leader a text: "Be careful of Ye Lin."
"Zhuang Ni told me to be careful of you." The class leader laid on the bed with the unwilling black cat in her arms.
"Time to sleep! I'll deal with Zhuang Ni tomorrow morning! "I yawned and turned off the bedside lamp.
The carpet was so hard, but real men don't care. Soft beds should be left for women and cats!
About 10 minutes later, the class leader suddenly said: "How about you also sleep on the bed."
The moonlight that came in through the window shone on the class leader's back and highlighted her beautiful silhouette.
Huh? What is the class leader thinking? She actually took the initiative to ask me to … sleep with her? This is the so-called moth flying into the flame or sheep entering the tiger's mouth!
I sat up from the carpet in astonishment and frowned at the class leader's face. I wanted to know if it was a test or a trap.
But the class leader's slightly red face showed that her invitation was sincere.
But she didn't take off her clothes. She planned to sleep with her clothes on to avoid giving me a chance.
The real reason the class leader asked me to sleep on the bed was because she wanted me to help her pacify the cat.
That's because the cat had exceeded the limits of its endurance and was trying to escape by any means possible! The class leader's fingers were already bitten in two or three places!
Also, the class leader was worried that she would crush the cat if she hugged the cat to sleep, so she placed the cat in the middle of the bed and used one hand to gently stroke its back.
At this time, the black cat was already on the verge of going berserk and was struggling to escape! The class leader had no choice but to bring me along in order to fulfill her dream of sleeping with a cat. I'm a humanoid animal pacifier.
"Although you're allowed to sleep on the bed, you can't cross the line in the middle!"
The class leader set three rules.
"Pet the cat with me. Don't let it run away and don't crush it, okay?"
I'm impressed! The "38th parallel" trick that girls used to play with their deskmates in elementary school was actually used by you on a double bed! And it even created a new era with cats as the world!
"You're telling me to sleep on the bed?" I asked, "Aren't you afraid I'll reveal my true form and go berserk?"
"You know what the consequences are." The class leader pointed out calmly.
That's not wrong. In any case, a mattress is much more comfortable than a carpet. Since the class leader invited me, I'll reluctantly spend the night on the same bed as her!
I seriously suspected the cat was a house cat. It was too close to humans and its fur was as soft as silk, as if it was a British breed of good blood.
With my presence, the black cat could finally resist the hunter's aura. It calmed down and let out rhythmic snores before falling asleep between the two of us.
A man and a woman, fully clothed, were sleeping on the hotel's double bed, separated by an unknown cat. It was a rare sight.
After the black cat became well-behaved, the class leader stroked its fur for a long time. Looking at its energetic appearance, its eyes were almost glowing like a cat's.
"Is a cat that fun?" I mumbled.
"Keep your voice down, don't wake up Mimi!" The class leader said as she gave me a look.
I disapprovingly placed my left hand near the black cat's front leg and fell asleep first.
The class leader seemed to be enjoying petting the cat for a long time before reluctantly falling asleep.
Although the bed was very soft, I didn't rest well. It might be because my posture was too fixed.
The next morning's sunlight spilled into the room. I opened my eyes and wanted to go to the washroom, but I realized my hand was being held down.
Huh? The cat is gone! I don't know when, but the black cat successfully escaped from our clutches. I can't see it anywhere in the room, so it must have gone back the way it came from the broken window!
Out of habit, the class leader was firmly holding onto the thing under her hand. She didn't know the cat had already escaped — — that's my hand! You're holding onto it so tightly, it's like you're afraid I'll abandon you!
My bladder was extremely swollen, so I was in a hurry to go to the washroom. The class leader also didn't wake up because she slept late, so I could only move my other hand over and try to pry open the class leader's hand.
It might be because my movements were a bit loud, but the sleep-deprived class leader was suddenly woken up. Her eyes were a strange gray color like a computer that wasn't fully turned on. She stared straight ahead and it was quite scary.
"What are you trying to do?" The class leader looked at me vigilantly, "Why are you grabbing my hand?"
Screw you! You're the one grabbing my hand! Let me go to the washroom!
After blinking her eyes, the class leader's eyes became a lot clearer. She suddenly exclaimed: "Where's Mimi? Where did my Mimi go!? "
Um … the black cat ran away a long time ago! Also, don't think you're its owner just because you hugged it for a night, it must have gone back to find its real owner!
Also, as a girl, isn't it a bit inappropriate to shout 'my Mimi is gone'! Don't look at me! Anyway, I didn't steal your boobs!
The class leader seemed a bit disappointed after she found out the black cat ran away in the middle of the night. The good news is that the electronic door was finally fixed. The first thing I did was to go next door and knock on Zhuang Ni's door. I have to teach her a lesson!
I didn't expect the door next door to be unlocked. It was slightly ajar. When I looked inside, I saw the cleaner cleaning up the place and Zhuang Ni was nowhere to be seen.
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