"Tie me up?" I protested, "You're not talking about human rights at all! You're not even a police officer yet and you're already tying people up, what will happen when you become a police officer? "
"It has nothing to do with human rights, it's just to protect myself."
The class leader glanced at the air conditioner on the wall. Although the temperature was 26 ° C, the windows were damaged, so there was still hot air coming in from outside.
In this kind of room, it was normal to want to take a bath before sleeping, but because of my existence, it became a highly difficult task.
"You … put on the vest first!"
I dried my chest after taking a shower, but it was clear the class leader did not appreciate this kind of beauty.
I scratched my head in annoyance, "I already said it's because my shirt and vest are wet, that's why I have to take them off to dry! Men only need to wear pants indoors! "
The class leader bit her lower lip since she could not refute me.
"If you want to be shirtless, then be shirtless! But I want to take a shower, so you have to cooperate with me in tying you up! "
Due to the temperature in the room, the class leader had already changed from 'I want to take a shower' to 'I have to take a shower'. She even used a commanding tone.
Actually, if the class leader entered the bathroom without any safety measures, I wouldn't be able to ambush the class leader, but I might not be able to control myself if I peeked.
Even Odysseus, the famous hero in Greek mythology, had to tie himself to the mast of his ship when faced with the singing of the Sirens. Even then, he could not resist the temptation of the Sirens and struggled madly to break free.
The class leader, who advocates conserving water, shouldn't sing like the siren when she takes a shower. But she's different from the siren, the class leader has legs! Streamlined, long legs that exude youthful charm! Even if it was through frosted glass, I might not be able to control myself if I saw the class leader's mosaic naked body!
After thinking about it, it was a wise choice to tie me up first. Also, I was quite proud of this adventure that coincided with the hero Odysseus.
"Fine, fine, fine. Anyway, if I can move freely, then you won't have the guts to take a shower, right?" I glanced at the class leader with a sense of superiority, "If it would make you feel better, then tie me up."
"But …" I added with a smirk, "If you don't tie me tightly and I break free, then don't blame anyone else!"
"I won't be tied up loosely!" The class leader replied confidently. Then she picked up the pillow towel and started to think about the relative positions of me, the TV, and the legs of the bed.
"You … face the TV and sit on the carpet with your back against the bed." The class leader instructed me step by step, "Put your hands behind your back like you're in class."
I slowly did as I was told and watched the class leader's next move with interest.
The class leader was quite skilled. She wrapped a pillow towel around my wrist and tied it to the bed.
Eh? This didn't seem like an ordinary binding method. Could it be the legendary tortoiseshell binding … No, no, no, the legendary sailor's knot? It was also known as the fisherman's knot. In short, the more one struggled, the tighter one's grip would become. It was the kind where the prey would never escape …
Class leader, you're so professional! Did your forest ranger uncle teach you how to set traps, or did you learn it from TV so you could use it to tie criminals in the future!
She might have even used Shu Zhe as a training partner and tried to tie up her own brother!
I never expected that Shu Zhe, as a rope model for my family's adult goods store, would never have taken any photos related to ropes. Instead, he was tied up by his sister! The class leader must have used a higher allowance as bait to persuade Shu Zhe to become her training partner! Although people who didn't know the truth might have some strange associations when they saw her sister tie up her brother, but the class leader was actually doing it for justice! Everything was for the sake of bringing criminals to justice in the future, so they wouldn't be able to escape easily!
I really underestimated the class leader! The class leader used a sailor's knot to tie both my hands to the bed. I tried to break free, but I couldn't! If I used any more strength, the bed would even shake!
The class leader saw that I was trying to break free, but she was satisfied with my repeated failures.
"Wait." I yelled, "How can I use the remote with both my hands tied up! I can't watch TV while you're showering! "
The class leader snorted and used the remote to switch to the Animal World channel.
"It's a show on the African savannah. Don't you like watching the strong eat the weak? Let's just watch this! "
I don't hate Animal World, but I still felt a sense of humiliation when I was tied up by the class leader.
"Um … class leader, you're tying me up too tightly, can you loosen up a bit? What if I have to amputate my arm … "
"That's impossible, I know what I'm doing!" The class leader said confidently, "How can I not tie up a dangerous person like you?"
Just like when Lu Bu was tied up like a rice dumpling at Bai Men Lou and people said to him, "You have to hurry to tie up a tiger". I actually quite like Lu Bu. Since I'm similar to Lu Bu in your eyes, then I'll let you tie me up a bit and give you a false sense of security!
"Clap, clap"
The class leader suddenly started clapping behind me. I turned around in confusion and frowned.
Then it was the class leader's turn to frown, "Even if I tied you up, I can't stop you from looking back at the bathroom, I have to think of a way …"
Bastard! I should have pretended to have a stiff neck and not turned around! Odysseus tied himself to the mast because he enjoyed the singing of the Sirens! Now that I turned around, I can't even see the class leader's shower show!
As it turns out, in private, Shu Sha's ability to come up with bad ideas is no less than Xiong YaoYue's or Xiao Qin's. She actually took a large feather pillow from the bed and tried to tie it to the back of my neck.
What kind of image is this! Buddha and Jesus have halos of light behind their heads, so they belong to saints. What's the point of me having a pillow behind my head! The special effects are too crude, bastard!
The most infuriating part was that the class leader tested it and found that a pillow behind my head could indeed block my view. She couldn't find a suitable fixture, so she took off her belt and put it around my neck. Then she tied the pillow around my neck.
Humiliation! At this moment, my image is like that of the Mighty Miracle God in a super low-quality mythological drama! Also, tying a belt around my neck is super non-mainstream. I can only convince myself that Iori Yagami from King of Fighters also had a belt around his neck, so he wouldn't die of humiliation!
However, I felt a bit excited to be tied by the belt that the class leader just tied around her waist.
After everything was prepared, the class leader let out a long sigh of relief. She walked into the bathroom, took off her clothes, and used the warm water from the showerhead to clean her body.
The sound of the water mixed with the lion's roar from the TV and formed a strange concerto.
There was a knock on the door and I was startled. I was afraid that the anti-pornography brigade that investigated my dad had launched a new wave of operations. If they broke the door and found the class leader taking a shower and me tied to the foot of the bed, they would definitely think we were planning to play SM games and I wouldn't be able to explain myself.
Fortunately, it was only a false alarm and the owner quickly let us in.
I calmed down a bit, then I tried a few times to get rid of the pillow behind my head and at least catch a glimpse of the class leader taking a shower. But I didn't succeed, so I could only watch Animal World dejectedly.
I saw a male lion and a coyote on the African grasslands facing off. The male lion opened its huge mouth and called out:
"Meow ~"
What the heck! Isn't the TV station too irresponsible! That's what your family calls lions! It's fine if Pleasant Goat's family has goat horns and sheep fur, but that's 2D, so don't mess around in 3D! It's because of their extreme irresponsibility towards wildlife (for example, a book I saw in a bookstore called "The Encyclopedia of Docile Animals" actually used a hippopotamus as the cover), that's why there were Chinese tourists who took photos of a female hippopotamus and were bitten to death!
Hippopotamus is a docile animal! It's the animal that kills the second most people in the world! It's second only to mosquitoes that spread diseases! An adult male hippopotamus' fighting strength is greater than a group of lionesses, which is equivalent to two male lions! A creature that can live with crocodiles every day can't be a docile animal!
"Meow ~" The lion on the TV called out again.
Are you done yet! I can forgive you for making a mistake once, but I'm going to write a letter to the TV station to protest if you keep spreading misinformation!
I took a closer look, but there was no sign of a male lion on the TV. Instead, the meowing creature was slowly walking towards me from under the window.
You scared me! So it's a black cat! Did you climb in through the window that's missing a piece of glass? Did you climb in through a thick locust tree branch? Did you come in to find food? Or do you think it's cooler with an air conditioner?
You've got some guts! You don't have the bloodline of a cat overlord, but you dare to ignore the class leader's hunter aura! A normal cat would immediately run away from 10 meters away, right?
Wait, today's situation is a bit different. Although the class leader has a hunter aura that all cats and dogs hate, I'm still quite popular with animals. I even had the proud record of neutralizing a hunter's aura. This black cat was probably attracted here by me, right?
Since I'm here, I'll just take things as they come. There's still a lot of meat pies left from dinner, I'll feed it to you after the class leader comes out of the shower and untie me!
Hey! You're in too much of a rush! Why did you jump onto my knees! The meat pies are on the coffee table, go find them yourself if you want to eat!
I've never seen a stray cat as close as you are! Are you really a stray cat? It's actually standing on two legs and using its front paws to put on my bare chest! It's so itchy! Although the pads are cute, it's more itchy than usual when I'm teased by a cat when I can't move!
Wait! Westerners always say that black cats are unlucky, but I don't agree, but what is it doing? It actually started … started to use its barbed tongue to lick … lick my manly nipple!
Damn, this isn't food! It's licking me numb, itchy, and looking at its mysterious gaze, it's not strange if it takes a bite at any time!
Big crisis! I can't believe I met a cat that likes to eat human flesh! Man-eating cat! Although a man's nipple is useless, it still hurts when it's bitten off! Also, it's ugly to be missing a nipple! With the class leader's OCD, she might even cut off the other nipple to pursue symmetry!
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