"Actually, there are a lot of ways to leave this room, but each of them have slight side effects."
After deciding to bet with Zhuang Ni, the class leader said to me as if she was having a meeting:
"So, I've decided, in order to prevent Zhuang Ni from harassing Gong CaiCai, I'm going to spend the night in this room. Can you cooperate?"
"Huh? Of course, I'm here to help anyway! "
While nodding, I had a perverted thought in my mind: I wonder what kind of cooperation the class leader needs?
"As you can see, there's only one bed in the room …"
Halfway through her sentence, the class leader suddenly realized the bedsheets were emitting a very disharmonious feeling.
"Ye Lin, did you put the bedsheets on the wrong side?"
"No, definitely not!" I strongly denied it. Because I had a nosebleed, I was worried the owner would ask me for cleaning fees, so I put the bedsheets on the wrong side. At the time, the class leader was focused on talking to Zhuang Ni and didn't notice my actions.
"It feels suspicious …" The class leader stared at the bedsheets for a while, then she turned around and said to me, "Anyway, I'll sleep on the bed and you'll sleep on the carpet!"
"Huh? Why! "I blurted out," I'm paying for the room, right? Isn't that a bit too impolite? "
It's not that I'm not a gentleman and didn't want to give the bed to the class leader, but it's that the class leader didn't have any etiquette and didn't even invite me to share a bed. It really makes me disappointed!
The class leader took out her wallet and took out three RMB. She handed it to me with a face full of disgust and said:
"Then I'll be paying for the room! What else do you have to say? "
The class leader already said she would return the money to me. It was a normal reaction for the class leader who wouldn't even take advantage of a bottle of mineral water.
But why does it feel so weird to sit on the bed and take the money from the class leader's hands? Why do I feel like I was prostituted by the class leader, and she doesn't seem satisfied!
"Um … class leader, I know you control your family's finances, but I'll pay for the room this time. I don't think it's appropriate to let a girl pay, we can go Dutch if that's not possible …"
As a result, the class leader was angered by my words.
"What did you say? Who wants to go Dutch with you? This room wasn't opened for the two of us! "
"I asked you to come with me because I wanted you to be a bodyguard, or even a hired thug or something. But in the end, you are completely useless! Right now, our relationship is only that of an employer and an employee. I just hope that you don't drag me down now, understand? "
"Got it … then, class leader, what do you need an employee like me to do now?"
"First of all, turn … turn the volume of the TV to the maximum!" I don't know why, but Chairman Shu Sha, who was bossing me around just now, suddenly blushed.
"Eh? Seventy-five percent was already loud enough! Class leader, do you want to stop Zhuang Ni from eavesdropping next door? Even without the interference of the TV, you wouldn't be able to hear it, right? "
"Don't worry about it! Anyway, turn up the volume first! "
I wasn't used to her unreasonable orders to my class leader, but I still followed her instructions and turned the volume to the max.
Inexplicably, the class leader, who had been watching boxing with me for a while, suddenly left her seat and walked towards the bathroom with difficulty. She turned around and said:
"I'm going to the bathroom. You're not allowed to peek. Watch the TV!"
After all this time, did she want to go to the bathroom! Was it because she would be embarrassed if I heard her voice, so she wanted me to turn up the volume of the TV as a cover?
A few experienced H manga readers told me that in this situation, most girls would turn on the faucet and let the sound of running water cover everything! How could a smart class leader not know this method? Was it to save precious water for the Earth Monarch?
As for the volume of the TV … My dad once told me that speakers use the same amount of power no matter if it's at the highest or lowest volume. So, the class leader really does have some common sense about home appliances! You still have to consider if it's environmentally friendly when you're covering up! No wonder Shu Zhe used you as a negative role model, you really live a tiring life!
As mentioned before, the bathroom in the hotel was separated by frosted glass, so you could see a blurry silhouette. So if I turned around, I could probably see if the class leader's blue jeans were pulled down to her knees or below.
No, no, no, if I did that, how would I be any different from the wretched Eunuch Cao? Also, the class leader must be watching me without blinking. The frosted glass in the bathroom is basically the same as the thick mosaics in Japanese AV films. Once I turn around, she should be able to distinguish my black hair and skin colored face even if it's mosaiced.
"You can turn down the volume now."
The class leader came back in a short amount of time. She was completely refreshed and her arms were filled with the scent of soap.
Humans are indeed social animals. The proof is that even going to the bathroom is contagious. After the class leader came back, I wanted to go again. So I stood up and pointed to the bathroom and said in a gentlemanly manner:
"It's my turn to go to the bathroom. I finally adjusted the volume, so I don't have to turn it up again — — I'm not afraid of being heard!"
The class leader looked at me with a hidden bitterness in her eyes while holding the remote control.
I couldn't help but say mischievously: "Actually, I don't mind if you peek …"
Damn! The slippers came flying at me! Good thing I dodged it like lightning! Is that necessary! At the bridge of Daning River, you've already seen the uncensored one, so it wouldn't matter even if you saw the censored one this time!
When I entered the bathroom and emptied my bladder, I realized that I could tell if the people outside were looking in my direction from the inside. I could clearly see the details of the class leader's actions when she raised the remote control to change the channel! Good thing I didn't take the opportunity to peek when the class leader was inside! Otherwise, I would have been caught in the act!
"Class leader, do you want to take a shower?"
After I finished peeing, I stuck my head out of the bathroom and asked.
"What … do you mean!" The class leader was ready to throw the remote control at me at any time. Her right thumb was on the 'redial' button. She was probably planning to call Zhuang Ni to save her if I made any strange movements.
"Class leader, don't be so nervous! I'm not that perverted! "
Actually, I was the one who wanted to take a shower. Although I wore waterproof pants this morning, the rain still drenched my shirt. Even if I used my body temperature to dry the basketball vest inside, there was still some moisture inside. I would feel uncomfortable if I didn't take a thorough shower.
"Um, when I came out this morning, I was drenched by the rain and now I'm itchy all over. Can I take a shower? If you also want to take a shower, you can take a shower first! "
"I'm not taking a shower! Do whatever you want! "
The class leader turned her back to me in a fit of pique and switched the TV to a program about police dogs. It was good that the program suited the class leader's taste and it was enough to divert the mental pressure of a man taking a shower not far behind her.
In line with the simple concept that customers should enjoy themselves after spending money, I used all the hot water in the hotel and washed every corner of my body clean. I made myself look like a steamed bun that just came out of a steamer.
Of course, it was the more robust type of bun, not the type where you can't even see your little dick.
In fact, every adolescent would face the problem of washing their private parts.
It would be completely wrong to ignore it because of outdated ideas. There was once a university boy who didn't wash his little buddy for more than ten years and it led to an inflamed cyst. He almost had to cut off his Sunflower Bible.
But it took too long, and it wasn't suitable.
I don't know about girls, but if boys wash their private parts for too long, it will definitely turn into masturbation (According to Eunuch Cao's research, there is also a certain percentage of girls).
At this moment, I was taking a shower naked in the bathroom and facing the blurry back of the class leader. When it was my turn to wash my private parts, I couldn't help but feel a bit inappropriate.
Although there was a layer of frosted glass between us, the class leader and I were less than 5 meters apart. Wouldn't it be a bit disrespectful to face her while holding a tube that expanded from heat?
But even if I turned around and faced the class leader with my butt, it wouldn't seem like I was being particularly respectful.
The most important thing is to control the amount of time I wash, as long as it doesn't turn into masturbation!
The class leader was like cast iron, she didn't move an inch as she watched the TV program, it was because she didn't want to see my naked body! If I continued to shamelessly masturbate in front of the class leader, then I wouldn't have the face to face the class leader's trust!
After I finished showering, I put on my shorts and waterproof pants. I went out barefoot with a large towel draped over my naked upper body.
The class leader's silky long hair was shaking behind her as if she was crying while facing the TV.
Eh? I didn't do anything! Is it that big of a blow to you just because I took a shower near you? That can't be right! You have a younger brother and Shu Zhe showers every day, you shouldn't be this weak!
On a closer look, it turns out the class leader was moved to tears by the TV program. The program talked about how a retired soldier and his police dog had to be separated. The police dog jumped onto the roof of the car and didn't let the soldier go. It let out mournful whines and the soldier also cried.
It scared me, maybe the class leader was reminiscing about Xiao Hei who died of illness?
When she heard me coming out of the bathroom, the class leader used the sleeve of her white shirt to wipe her tears. She didn't want me to see her cry.
I pretended I didn't see her cry and casually asked: "Class leader, I'm done showering, do you really not need to shower?"
The class leader paused for a moment, I could tell she actually wanted to shower. It's summer right now, girls who like cleanliness basically shower every day. Also, she was kneeling on the carpet looking for lost cards, then she used her sleeves to wipe her tears, so there was a lot of dust on her body.
But it's already dangerous for a man and a woman to stay in the same room. If we went to shower one after the other, wouldn't that be the standard rhythm of getting a room and sleeping together?
"If I go shower, how can I guarantee you won't reveal your true colors?"
The class leader raised her question to me.
Hey, hey, hey, why are you using the words Zhuang Ni used! What do you mean reveal my true colors! It's like I'm Zhu Bajie!
"Whatever you want!" I said while adjusting the towel around my neck, "Anyway, I feel very comfortable after showering. If you're willing to endure it and save the hotel money, I have nothing to say!"
"You … promise you won't sneak attack me?"
"I already said I wouldn't!"
"No, I can't trust you." The class leader looked at the furnishings in the room and suddenly said, "Unless you agree to let me tie you up first!"
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