"Xiao Qin and I … only came to the zoo because we lost a bet!"
That answer wasn't really a lie, after all, it was a date with Xiao Qin playing volleyball.
"Huh? Then you're really stupid! "Xiong YaoYue easily believed it," What bet did you make? "
"I bet … the math teacher wouldn't collect homework yesterday!"
At the same time, I hinted at Xiao Qin with my eyes to make her follow my words.
Xiao Qin lowered her head dejectedly and pulled on the brim of her sunhat, "Anyway, I lost to him …"
"Then you miscalculated." Xiong YaoYue laughed, "The math teacher found out her husband was hiding money, so she was furious. She definitely wouldn't be so kind as to not collect homework!"
Ai Mi was dissatisfied with the fact that I accompanied Xiao Qin to the zoo. She glanced at me as if I was also hiding money.
In order to change the topic, I quickly asked: "Does the panda look good?"
Ai Mi became a bit more interested, "It looks good, but the zoo won't sell it to me …"
No shit! It's illegal to privately own pandas in China! Also, how can a national treasure be sold to foreigners! As the President of the United States, the last time Bill Clinton used his presidential privilege before leaving office was to take his daughter to see the pandas before the zoo opened!
"Hmph, what's so great about it! Next time, I have to get my mom to find a way to get me a panda! It's fine to buy it from the black market, such a round and furry thing should belong to me! "
Xiao Qin interrupted: "Actually, pandas are very dangerous, sister Ai Mi, you shouldn't keep them …"
Ai Mi glared at Xiao Qin, "Who are you calling sister?"
Xiao Qin smiled slyly, then said solemnly: "In the end, pandas are still bears. When my mom was a martial arts instructor for 'All-powerful Panda', there was a scene where a real panda was used. As a result, the panda attacked my mom twice. If it was someone who didn't know martial arts, they would have died!"
Ai Mi disagreed, "It's because your mom is evil, that's why the panda attacked her! I heard that the Yellow Emperor of the Celestial Empire first raised pandas called 'Black and White Bears'. They could distinguish between loyalty and treachery. They were placed on the path of the ministers and they would eat treacherous ministers! "
Where did you learn your history from? The Yan Emperor and the Yellow Emperor lived in a thatched hut. They didn't even have a throne room to attend court! Moreover, whether the panda would eat the minister or not had nothing to do with whether the minister was loyal or not. It only depended on whether the keeper fed the panda well! During the era of the Yellow Emperor, China was controlled by a breeder. This was worse than the eunuchs and relatives who monopolized power!
"Miss, I've already said that pandas are not suitable for individuals to keep." Peng TouSi said, "Pandas eat bamboo because they're too stupid and can't catch prey. Actually, if they catch bamboo rats, they'll happily use them to improve their lives …"
"I don't care! Anyway, I want a panda! " Ai Mi threw a tantrum at Peng TouSi, "Next time you go back to America, remember to ask my mom for a panda. Otherwise, I won't work! "
Peng TouSi nodded and exchanged glances with me. I guess he wanted to brush it off. Anyway, Ai Mi's popularity only lasts for a short period of time, she will probably forget about the pandas after a while.
"Oh right, Xiao Qin, thank you for covering for me last night, that's why I was able to stay at Miss Ai Mi's place!"
Xiong YaoYue thanked Xiao Qin. I heard that Xiong YaoYue's parents only received a call from Xiao Qin claiming that Xiong YaoYue was staying at their house, so they believed her and didn't pursue the matter. They didn't even ask Xiong YaoYue to answer the phone — — how careless are these two people! Carelessness can also be inherited!
"No need to thank me, students should help each other!" Xiao Qin smiled brightly with a harmless expression.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew from behind. Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue were both wearing shorts, only Xiao Qin was wearing a skirt. Perhaps it was because the muslin skirt was lighter, but the skirt was fluttering and it looked like it was about to flip over and expose herself in front of everyone.
If I was the only one present, Xiao Qin would probably think this was a godsend opportunity. But she wasn't that shameless in front of everyone, so she hurriedly used her hands to cover herself. Although the danger of exposing herself was gone, the sun hat on her head was blown away by the gust of wind and it floated down the stairs.
"My hat!!" Xiao Qin looked at me eagerly, as if she wanted me to help her catch the hat.
With your reaction speed, you should have used one hand to grab the hat the moment it was blown away, right? You must have done it on purpose! I don't know which shoujo manga you learned from, but you want your boyfriend to chase after the hat to create memories?
What was even more infuriating was that Peng TouSi watched as the hat flew over his shoulder without any intention of stopping it … You don't even need to stand on tiptoe to catch the hat! It's as easy as blowing off dust! Why are you winking at me! Do you really understand Xiao Qin's maiden heart that well!
I originally thought it would be fine if Xiao Qin's hat was blown away, it would save her the trouble of playing tricks in front of me in the future. But Ai Mi gloated and said: "Serves you right! Even God will punish you for going against me, right? The manservant wouldn't chase after a lousy hat for you! "
Seeing that I really didn't have any intention of moving, Xiao Qin lowered her head with a pitiful expression after her plan failed and she was ridiculed by Ai Mi.
I can't help it, I hate seeing that kind of expression! Anyway, running is also a form of exercise. Let me get your hat back!
I never expected Xiong YaoYue to shove the parasol into my hands when I was about to start and said: "Help me block the sun for Miss Ai Mi." Then she stretched her legs and chased after Xiao Qin's hat like a rocket.
Is this … to express her gratitude to Xiao Qin? Or is it purely out of kindness? In short, I stood there in a daze while holding the parasol. Peng TouSi shook his head and sighed because of Xiong YaoYue's lack of judgment. Ai Mi said to me with dissatisfaction: "The parasol is closer to here. The sun is shining on my shoulder. "
Xiao Qin squeezed into the shadows after I became the one holding the parasol. She and Ai Mi probably took up half the space.
"Go away." Ai Mi ordered, "This is my parasol."
"But he's mine." Xiao Qin said confidently.
"Nonsense." Ai Mi corrected, "The manservant belongs to me in the past, present, and future."
"Ye Lin classmate does like you." Xiao Qin said with a meaningful smile, "But his love for you is different from his love for me …"
"Of course it's different." Ai Mi didn't understand what Xiao Qin was referring to, so she explained, "His love for me is the love of a servant for his master. It's like how angels are loyal to God and demons are loyal to Satan. "
"If it's just loyalty, don't you already have Peng TouSi?" Xiao Qin pointed out.
"That … that's different." Ai Mi suddenly stuttered. Her snow-white face was clearly not exposed to the sun, but it showed a different temperature compared to the surrounding skin, "Peng TouSi is already so old, he might die one day. I need a servant who can stay with me longer. "
Peng TouSi is only around 40. It's sad to say that in front of him. Luckily Peng TouSi didn't mind.
"He won't stay with you forever." Xiao Qin snickered, "Not only that, he won't even be your manservant anymore …"
"What did you say?" Ai Mi was completely infuriated. She pointed and ordered Peng TouSi, "Throw the violent woman into the cage and feed her to the pandas."
Seeing that Peng TouSi didn't move, Ai Mi turned to me and asked fiercely: "Manservant, why aren't you helping me? Are you admitting that what the violent woman said is true? "
I couldn't help but scratch my head.
To a large extent, most of what Xiao Qin said was correct. Since the relationship between Ai Mi and I will be exposed sooner or later, I will no longer consider myself a manservant. But right now, I should focus on mediating the relationship between the two of us and not adding new conflicts.
Thus I evaded the question and asked them to pay attention to where Xiong YaoYue went.
I didn't know if I didn't look, but I was shocked when I saw it. Xiao Qin's sunhat was blown by the wind and fluttered into the kangaroo exhibition area. It was hanging on a branch of a crooked tree. Also, Xiong YaoYue was going to climb over the railing to get the hat back.
Don't go. Didn't you see the sign that says' Animals are in heat, trespassing is dangerous'? You don't have to risk your life for Xiao Qin's hat.
I handed the umbrella to Xiao Qin and ran towards the kangaroo exhibition area with Peng TouSi, but it was already too late.
Xiong YaoYue easily climbed over the railing and was trying to pick the hat off the branch. Under the tree, there was a medium-sized kangaroo eating its food with its head down! You'll definitely be discovered.
Sure enough, the kangaroo noticed that there was an intruder behind it. It immediately stood up and got into a boxing stance. Kangaroos were the fiercest boxers in nature! What's amazing about them is that they can use their tails as support and then use all four limbs. At the same weight, wild animals are seven times stronger than humans. Even if this kangaroo isn't an adult, it's still not something Xiong YaoYue can handle.
The onlookers immediately became restless and someone shouted, "Girl, come out." Some people hurriedly contacted the zookeeper, but many children imitated the kangaroo's boxing stance.
Xiong YaoYue saw that the kangaroo wasn't big and the surrounding kangaroos didn't look like they were going to gang up on her, so she slightly underestimated the enemy and said:
"Get out of the way, I only want the hat behind you …"
Before she finished, the kangaroo gave a left hook and knocked Xiong YaoYue's surprised face to the side.
Of course Xiong YaoYue wouldn't let it go. When has she ever suffered such a loss? All of a sudden, he forgot about his hat and started fighting with the kangaroo in a fit of rage! A girl fighting a kangaroo. It's a hundred times better than the fake Wu Song fighting the fake tiger. A lot of people raised their phones to take photos and videos. Xiong YaoYue will definitely be on the local news tonight.
"Come out, stop fighting." A kind-hearted uncle shouted, "Student, you can't beat a kangaroo."
A young man next to him said with disdain: "Why are you trying to undermine humans, are you trying to gain the ambition of a kangaroo? The female students clearly have the upper hand. "
Peng TouSi and I wanted to climb over the railing to help, but we were stopped by the zookeeper.
"Don't go in, or the other kangaroos might also be disturbed. It's very powerful when they swarm together."
The zookeeper seemed to have been hit by a kangaroo before and had a lingering fear.
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