"You're asking about the one I went to the zoo with? That's … my sister! "
Xiao Ding clearly didn't believe me, "Your sister? How come I've never heard of you having a sister? "
I looked at the ceiling of the washroom, "A distant cousin who recently moved here to study. It's normal for siblings to come to the zoo to relax, right?"
"That can't be right." Xiao Ding was puzzled, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw the girl hugging your arm intimately …"
"That's because she's afraid of strangers! Especially when I see a crazy tiger like you, so I'm scared! "
"Huh? I always thought that pretending to be a tiger would only make people laugh. Don't tell me that it would scare some people? "
I finally managed to change the topic and saw a super buff man walking towards us when I came out of the washroom with Xiao Ding.
It was Peng TouSi, which means Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue were still in the park.
Not only did Peng TouSi greet me intimately, he also greeted Xiao Ding before entering the washroom.
I was stunned, "You two know each other?"
I couldn't help but think in a nefarious direction. Peng TouSi was gay and Xiao Ding would get nervous in front of a girl. Did the two of them meet through a gay dating app?
Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking! Isn't he the owner of the dog named Obama? You and Shu Sha once came back from walking the dog and told me to contact the owner, he was the one who came to pick up the dog! Not to mention, he speaks fluent Chinese as a foreigner! "
It turns out I was overthinking it because I forgot about it because the class leader and I were stuck in a dead-end alley.
Ai Mi naturally wouldn't be too far away after seeing Peng TouSi. Before I could meet up with Xiao Qin at the entrance of the restaurant, I saw Ai Mi receiving the ice cream that Xiong YaoYue bought in line and was about to taste it happily.
"Huh? Isn't this the manservant? " Ai Mi saw me from the top of the stairs and looked down with a proud expression, "Are you here to secretly protect me? Although it is superfluous, I will remember your loyalty for the time being! "
Xiong YaoYue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Ai Mi, but she was also responsible for holding an umbrella to protect her from UV rays. She waved at me: "What a coincidence."
Xiao Ding saw it and felt strange. He pulled me to the side and asked, "Who is this blonde loli?"
I blurted out, "She's also my little sister …"
"Stop lying to me! Why do you know so many girls? " Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your younger sister, and now it's your younger sister again. Do you think you're Duan Yu?"
I said solemnly, "This really is my little sister!"
"Only a ghost would believe that!" Xiao Ding pulled up the tiger skin that was half-draped over his body. "I was skeptical when the black-haired one said she was your sister, but this blonde one is obviously a mixed-blood, okay? If you are brother and sister, you should have some traces of mixed blood, right? "
How ironic, I'm not sure if Xiao Qin will become my sister, but Ai Mi is my real sister. It was obviously the truth, but it was taken as a joke by Little Ding.
"The manservant's friends are all weird." Ai Mi did not lower her voice at all, as if she was purposely letting Xiao Ding hear. "He's actually walking around the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin, does he want to be locked in a cage? What a pure M! "
Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears when he heard this evaluation. He pulled me further away and said to me with a serious expression:
"Xiao Ye, we've known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, can you do me a favor?"
"What favor?" I became vigilant, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."
Xiao Ding asked with a bitter face: "Do you remember? I told you before that if you play LOL, I'll break off our friendship. "
I was shocked. Does Xiao Ding know I've been secretly playing LOL? I only go there once in a while to play! I'm mainly curious about Ai Mi wanting to form a professional LOL team! I'm always doing push-ups when the game is loading!
I didn't expect Xiao Ding to continue: "Actually, our dota and LOL groups have recently started a large scale war of words on Baidu Tieba …"
I let out a long sigh, "Don't you guys curse every day?"
"It's different this time. In the past, we always curse each other's games for not being fun and their skills are too bad. But recently, the LOL group actually attacked the dota group and said that dota players can't find a girlfriend!"
"Huh? Does playing LOL mean you must have a girlfriend? "
"Um …" Xiao Ding hesitated for a bit, "A certain LOL player called 'Unending Flow' uploaded numerous photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID. He wanted to prove that it's not just elementary school students who play LOL, but many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both sides competed to upload photos, but the LOL group had more couple photos than the dota group. Also, some of the dota group's photos were revealed to be fake, which made us lose a lot of face … "
Seriously! Don't pretend you do if you don't have a girlfriend! Compared to those bastards who clearly have a girlfriend but pretend they don't, how sad are you guys!
"During the war of words, we found out that 'Unending Flow' guy is also from Dong Shan city. Based on the principle of 'capture the ringleader first', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us. What if his girlfriend is also fake, then wouldn't we win?"
"The result?"
"The result was that he actually agreed very quickly! He even made the LOL and dota groups each send three active members to meet him at a coffee shop, and one of them was me! I bragged in the war of words that I have a beautiful girlfriend, but the meeting date is next week, and I still haven't found anyone to go with me! "
Pretending to have a girlfriend is already playing with fire, but you still agreed to meet him! Let's see how you clean up this mess!
Xiao Ding put his palms together and pleaded: "That's why Xiao Ye, you have to help me. Introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend and fool them! If I can't do it, not only will the LOL group get carried away, but the dota group will also accuse me of lying and bragging! "
I furrowed my brows, "What? Are you kidding me? I'm a middle school student! All the female friends I know are also middle school students. You already graduated from university, but you're looking for a middle school girlfriend, are you a lolicon! "
Xiao Ding made a 'shh' gesture towards me, "I already said it's just pretending to be my girlfriend, and it'll be over after one meal! Don't you know what kind of person I am? I would never make a move on them! It's all to prove the superiority of dota! "
After thinking about it, I couldn't think of any suitable candidates, so I declined:
"Although I know a few girls, I'm not that familiar, so I'm afraid I can't help!"
Xiao Ding didn't let go. "Don't you have two younger sisters?"
Are you referring to Xiao Qin and Ai Mi? It's impossible for them to pretend to be your girlfriend! Let's not talk about whether or not I would feel uncomfortable — — Xiao Qin has androphobia! There's not even a one in a billion chance that Ai Mi would lower herself to do something like that!
Seeing that I was thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let them come out for nothing, I'll pay 500 … no, 1000 ¥as remuneration! Can't you see that I'm pretending to be a tiger and working hard to earn money? That's what I'm doing! You can't let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies! "
Looking at Xiao Ding's pitiful appearance, if he was willing to pay someone to pretend to be his girlfriend, Xiong YaoYue might agree. After all, there's money for a free meal, why not?
But wait, Xiong YaoYue is careless, she might expose herself in a few words, and she's a pure LOL fan! If the two groups start debating over the game, Xiong YaoYue might involuntarily join the other side! That way, Xiao Ding would be a complete failure!
"Sorry, I really don't have a suitable person!" I shrugged my shoulders to express regret.
Xiao Ding had an expression of "you're really not a good friend", he looked at me as if he was talking to himself:
"If that's the case, I'll have to tell Shu Sha about you and your two sisters going to the zoo another day …"
"Eh? Don't tell her! " I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the class leader that Xiao Qin might become my adopted sister, I don't know why, but I still felt uneasy.
Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he caught my weakness. He snorted twice and threatened further:
"Shu Sha volunteers at the pet hospital every few days. Even if I stutter in front of a girl, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao tell Shu Sha about it! At that time, you'll have to explain to Shu Sha how many sisters you have! "
I never thought I would be caught by Xiao Ding, a geek who is only good at Dota. Out of revenge and mischief, I suddenly thought of a suitable candidate.
"Okay, I promise you, I'll get it done by next Friday, just wait for the good news!"
Xiao Ding was overjoyed when he heard me agree so readily. At this time, someone came to find him for the second round of Wu Song Beating the Tiger. He told me not to forget about it and continued to work to earn money.
While I was talking with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who was waiting for me, bumped into Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue. Peng TouSi also came out of the washroom.
"I was wondering who it was. Isn't this a violent woman? " Ai Mi mischievously looked at Xiao Qin's white dress, "Do you think you're a white swan just because you wear white? In my eyes, you look like the KKK! "
"Huh? Do you guys know each other? "Xiong YaoYue was surprised and turned to ask Peng TouSi," What's the KKK? It sounds familiar. "
Peng TouSi's dark face became serious: "It's the kind of people who specialize in persecuting us."
He immediately smiled and said: "But Miss Xiao Qin isn't a KKK member."
I thought: It's not the KKK, it's the Triad! In short, it's an illegal organization related to the "three"!
Xiao Qin ignored Ai Mi's ridicule and waved at me: "Ye Lin classmate, over here!"
Ai Mi crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my manservant? Don't you know the manservant is here to protect me? "
"Hmph, he's not here to protect you!" Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue at Ai Mi, "He's on a date with me!"
Ah, I couldn't stop her in time, Xiao Qin finally said it! Ai Mi had a look of disbelief and looked at me as if waiting for me to deny it. Xiong YaoYue also opened her mouth wide in shock. She pointed at Xiao Qin, then pointed at me as if asking: "Are you guys really on a date?"
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