On a whim, Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue used high-quality ingredients, especially lobsters and crabs, which made the beggars suspect that they were genetically modified organisms. The other party captured them for biological experiments, and their cruelty was comparable to Japan's Unit 731.
As a result, the beggars who had their phones temporarily confiscated and were unable to contact the outside world (15 out of 20 beggars had Apple 5s) were deeply worried about their fate. A crooked mouth beggar who still had a patriotic heart shouted revolutionary slogans such as "Down with Japanese imperialism!" and "The Diaoyu Islands belong to China!"
Someone next to him reminded him, "You're wrong! The ones who kidnapped us are clearly the Americans! "
The crooked mouth beggar cleared his throat and shouted again, "Down with American imperialism!" "Hawaii belongs to China!"
Ai Mi, who was directing Xiong YaoYue to cook in the kitchen, asked curiously:
"I know you guys are fighting over the Diaoyu Islands with the Japanese, but we took Hawaii from the French, what does that have to do with you guys?"
Xiong YaoYue, who was injecting soy sauce into the sea cucumber with a needle, thought for a moment and replied:
"Our Chinese teacher told us in class that Zheng He's fleet may have been to Hawaii before, hundreds of years earlier than the European fleet that first discovered Hawaii. For this reason, in terms of history, any place that China wants can be said to be an 'inherent territory since ancient times' …"
"Huh? Then your Celestial Empire really has a robber's logic! "
Only the Americans don't have the right to say that! If you want to stand on the moral high ground, you should first return North America to the Indians! You ate their turkey when you were starving to death, then you returned kindness with enmity to snatch their territory, yet you still have the face to set up a "Thanksgiving"! It's clearly an "Ungrateful" festival!
"Your language teacher must be an old nationalist, it's fine if he has a territorial claim to the United States — —"
F * ck, you even used the word "nationalistic" so well! You wouldn't read the "Iron Blood Forum" and the "Superpower Forum" on your waterproof laptop while you were taking a bath in your spare time, so that you would believe in the "China Threat Theory" that was already rampant in Europe and the United States from the bottom of your heart, would you?
"In the end, even the beggars on the street want us to cede territory and pay compensation?"
"No …" Xiong YaoYue said after she destroyed the special grade sea cucumber (which she later found out cost 15,000 yuan per catty), "We Chinese just like to shout slogans. If I were that beggar, I might even shout: 18 years later …"
"Eighteen years later, you'll be a hero again!" The crooked mouth beggar did not disappoint the crowd and shouted.
There is a joke that all the cattle, sheep and pigs in England have died twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the English kitchen.
This joke also applies to Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue.
However, when it came to the second execution of the animals, the "Black and White Double Ghosts" were much crueler than the British. If the British were to hang them, then the two of them were to die of a thousand cuts!
He didn't know how the lobster was cooked, but it turned green! It was even faintly glowing!
The hairy crabs were cooked in the same pot, but they turned dark yellow! There was even a suspicious layer of mucous membrane on the surface!
What kind of strange ingredients were used to create such an unappetizing food! According to the photos Xiong YaoYue gave me, my first impression was that this dish should be named "Alien vs. Predator"! Because both ingredients were crustaceans, and the scary color was very similar to an alien monster!
The beggars who were forced to sit at a long table, like the enhanced version of "The Last Supper", were dumbfounded when they saw the first dish! The green fluorescent lobster, and the sticky yellow hairy crabs, it was definitely genetically modified food! Not only was it genetically modified, but it was also fed sulfuric acid and melamine! No one dared to take the first bite!
Not to mention the "honey sauce sea cucumber" that was brought up later! The so-called "honey sauce" was actually soy sauce! It was even injected into the sea cucumber with a needle! Coupled with the overtime cooking, the already ugly sea cucumbers all turned into voodoo dolls with bloated stomachs! Their stomachs burst and their intestines flowed out! They lost five years of their life just by looking at it! The beggar who harassed Gong CaiCai at the station rolled his eyes and fainted!
004 and 005, who were suffering from abdominal pain after eating the "fried foxtail grass", in the spirit of internationalism of "if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? If we go to hell, we go to hell together", they performed emergency treatment on the beggar, including splashing cold water on his face. Finally, he came back to life and faced the colorful and peerless delicacies on the table again.
At this time, even more dishes were served one after another. Most of them were made by Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue herself. The two could be said to be intelligent and skillful. They cooperated flawlessly and each new recipe made an outstanding contribution to the dark cuisine world.
The "Kobe beef", ranked sixth in the "World's Top Nine Ingredients", should normally be made into steak, teppanyaki, or hot pot. But Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue wasted it by skewering it over a flame and roasting it! And all of them were burnt to a crisp!
Are you guys worthy of the Kobe beef? Also, ever since the outbreak of mad cow disease in Japan in 2001, China has banned the import of Kobe beef! Ai Mi's Kobe beef should have been transported from the United States, so strictly speaking, it should be considered smuggling! Did they travel tens of thousands of miles just to be roasted by you guys?
Lobsters, hairy crabs, sky-high sea cucumbers, and Kobe beef were like that. The rest of the ingredients had been chopped by knives and axes, burned by fire, and electrocuted. They were no longer recognizable. They were like Picasso's abstract paintings. You could say that they were the skulls of Peking Man or the foot-binding cloth of Empress Dowager Cixi. It was no exaggeration to say that after some food was served on the table, it was still undergoing intense chemical reactions with the air, constantly changing its shape.
So the predictable result is: No, one, dares, to, eat!
Ai Mi, who was observing the beggar's reaction through the magic glass, was very dissatisfied. She ordered Peng TouSi:
"Go in with a gun and scare them — — Winnie and I worked so hard to make food, but they don't even touch a bite, how rude!"
Xiong YaoYue, who was wearing an apron and wiping her oily hands on the apron, said:
"That's right! It's just that the color is a bit special! It should taste pretty good! I purposely didn't add salt this time! I replaced it with soy sauce whenever salt should be used! "
How naive! Do you think you won't get it if you don't add salt? Soy sauce has 20% salt! There was no difference between putting soy sauce and salt in it! Moreover, the color would change in all sorts of ways!
Peng TouSi unloaded the bullets in his pistol and aimed the black muzzle at the crooked mouth beggar who resisted the most and persuaded him with a gentle voice:
"If you don't want to be shot, then hurry up and eat the food on the plate! Fuck, hurry up and eat!! "
Peng TouSi, who was extremely worried that if the beggars didn't eat, the food would have to be cleaned up by the bodyguards, could not calm down at this time.
The crooked mouth beggar had the voodoo doll-like remains of the sea cucumber in front of him. He saw Peng TouSi fiercely pointing the gun at him and thought he was dead, so he steeled his heart and shouted:
"Fine fine fine! I'll just treat it as me sacrificing my life for the country! "
He picked up the fork, stabbed a piece of the sea cucumber and stuffed it into his mouth.
The other beggars stared at this pioneer with eager eyes, as if they wanted to grab something from the pioneer's body.
"F * ck! It's too hard … "
The crooked mouth beggar was about to shout "it's disgusting" when Peng TouSi pulled the trigger and threatened: "Hurry up and say it's delicious! Or I'll kill you!! "
"It's … it's unbelievably delicious!!"
The crooked mouth beggar had no choice but to whine and change his words. Unbeknownst to him, two streams of turbid tears were already flowing down his cheeks. Just based on this sorrowful and resentful expression, he would probably be able to get at least top three on The Voice of China.
Inspired by Peng TouSi, the other bodyguards also swarmed up with guns aimed at the beggars' backs and invited them to taste the delicacies.
So all twenty people cried.
"Ah, I heard that the greatest food can make the person who tastes it cry!" Xiong YaoYue was overjoyed, "We did it! We did it! "
Ai Mi did not show any particularly happy expression.
"Hmph, it's supposed to be like this! I'm clearly a cooking master, it's just that the kitchen is greasy and dirty, and I have to take a thorough bath every time I go. I just find it troublesome! "
After "proving" that she was good at cooking, Ai Mi completely lost interest in the beggars. She told Peng TouSi to deal with them as he pleased, whether he wanted to release them back into nature or bury them.
Under the threat of the gun, the beggars who finished eating most of the table of dark cuisine were covered in tears and snot. Their facial features were distorted, their hands and feet twitched, their pupils dilated, and they exhaled more air than they inhaled.
Peng TouSi made a prompt decision and forced a large amount of laxatives and vomiting drugs into the beggars' mouths. Fortunately, these fake beggars were strong, otherwise, their souls would have left the heavens and they would never have to beg on the streets again.
After their conditions stabilized, Peng TouSi gave each of them 1,000 yuan. At the same time, he threatened, "Don't worry.
"Your food has been poisoned. If you don't want to die, report to me at a fixed location every day and I will give you an antidote. But it will take a total of 49 days for the antidote to take effect. If one of you leaks this out, then don't even think about getting the antidote! "
The beggars were already afraid of Peng TouSi and the others with guns, so they all nodded and said "we wouldn't dare". In addition, they probably believed from the bottom of their hearts that the food was poisoned — — otherwise, how could it taste so bad!
Xiong YaoYue and Ai Mi firmly believed: Their cooking skills were at the grandmaster level, it's just that they weren't particular about the appearance of the food — — Xiong YaoYue even proposed to invite some of her friends (like Loud Mouth and the class leader) to come over and try her cooking.
She called Loud Mouth over to wash away her shame, and she called the class leader over to brag to class 2-3's "God of Cookery", right?
This was murder, alright?! Even if the class leader doesn't die from poison after eating your food, she would be angered to death by your wasteful behavior!
In any case, we gathered at the zoo in the city center at 9: 30 on Saturday.
I saw Ai Mi's car in the parking lot, it seems she and Xiong YaoYue arrived a step earlier.
Would they bump into each other while touring the garden?
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