I didn't have the time to be gentle with the pain in my chrysanthemum. I pushed Xiao Qin to the side of the bed and pulled out the arm she was using as a pillow.
I suddenly realized that Xiao Qin and I were sleeping on the double bed in the big room — — that means it wasn't Xiao Qin who 'attacked' me after I went to bed, but she took advantage of my drunkenness and openly asked me to sleep on the same bed.
I can't believe I easily agree to other people's requests when I'm drunk! But what exactly did Xiao Qin ask me for last night to make my chrysanthemum burn with pain?
"Ye Lin classmate, it's rare for you to be this drunk, let me burst your chrysanthemum!"
Did Xiao Qin say those words with a smile last night?! Did I foolishly agree?!
Damn, what kind of development is this! Even if Xiao Qin made such a strange request, what did she use to burst my chrysanthemum! Was it with her slender fingers that seemed to be unconscious, soft and powerless? Or did she use some other weapon!?
The Little Tyrant who shrouded my heart like the root of all evil, the public enemy of humanity, suddenly showed signs of awakening from his gradually blurring appearance.
Damn, what a scam! No way! Could it be that Xiao Qin suffers from gender recognition disorder because her body is different from others! In other words … even though she has female characteristics, she actually has a small dick like me!
That's not right! Then didn't I get my chrysanthemum burst by the Little Tyrant! I was raped! Even when I was bullied as a child, I was never humiliated like this! If I don't get my revenge, I'm not human!
I looked at Xiao Qin who was still sleeping soundly with her lower body covered under the sheets. The curves of her waist and buttocks clearly showed that she was different from a male. I was bewildered.
At first glance, she looked like a weak girl, how could I guess she was a male?
But the burning pain in my chrysanthemum made me doubt Xiao Qin's gender.
In the current situation, the fastest way to find out was to lift up the sheets and verify with my own eyes if there was a strange protrusion between Xiao Qin's legs.
If there really is an unknown object, it means that I was raped by that thing last night! While my outlook on life was once again shattered into pieces, I want blood for blood, a tooth for a tooth. When the time comes, I will explode Xiao Qin's chrysanthemum to vent my anger! I have to make you suffer as much as I do!
But wait a minute, Xiao Qin is often with Loud Mouth, Little Smart, and the class leader. They also change clothes in PE class. If Xiao Qin had any bulges in her lower abdomen, it would have been exposed a long time ago.
But my chrysanthemum still hurts!
A certain Japanese manga mentioned that "some people who know Chinese martial arts can hide their gender in their bodies." In Stephen Chow's version of "The Deer and the Cauldron," the treacherous official Oboi also knew how to "enter the house". Did Xiao Qin also learn this long-lost martial arts? After all, if you don't take off your underwear, I won't know the truth!
But what if everything was a misunderstanding? This was taking off a girl's underwear! What a hooligan behavior! Not only did he take off his underwear, but he also separated his opponent's legs and widened his eyes to "study" him! If Xiao Qin woke up in the middle, I would be too ashamed to show my face!
The painful chrysanthemum seemed to have become my excuse. I removed the sheets from Xiao Qin's waist. Like this, her spotlessly white lower body was revealed in front of me.
Xiao Qin, who was lying on her side, was wearing a pair of pure white cotton underwear under her cute little belly button. Since her sleeping posture wasn't too good, it had already been pulled down from the waist down. It tightly hugged the skin of her buttocks and revealed an inadvertently sexy posture.
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
The front of the underwear did not have any strange bulges. Was I thinking too much?
My body went against my will and I placed my right hand on Xiao Qin's sunken waist.
So soft, so smooth, it made me have the urge to pull Xiao Qin into my embrace.
"Hahahahaha — —"
Xiao Qin suddenly laughed out loud and I immediately pulled my hand back in fear.
"I'm ticklish, please don't tickle me! If you didn't put your hand on my waist, then you could do whatever you want to me! "
So she was pretending to be asleep! She was already awake when I pushed her to the side. Was she only pretending to be asleep to observe my actions?
Good thing I didn't take off Xiao Qin's underwear! Then I would have really become the 'pervert with bigger and bigger nostrils' that Xiao Qin mentioned!
Xiao Qin sat up from the bed. She did not have any intention of covering herself and revealed a large expanse of white skin to me.
On the contrary, I, who was only wearing boxers, felt my face burning up from Xiao Qin's stare. I quickly put on my clothes and handed the sheets to Xiao Qin for her to drape.
"Ye Lin classmate was so gentle last night!"
Xiao Qin was not well-behaved even with the sheets draped over her. She revealed a pair of small feet and swayed left and right on the edge of the bed.
"What did I do last night?" I couldn't help but use the tone of an interrogator.
Xiao Qin stuck her index finger to her lips and looked at the ceiling as if she was reminiscing.
"Um … my mom was going to spend the night at a friend's house. I felt bored, so I came to find Ye Lin classmate to discuss where to go on the weekend. I never expected Ye Lin classmate to come back drunk. When he saw me standing in front of your house, not only did he not scold me like before, he even invited me in with a smile …"
As expected, I become generous and generous when I'm drunk! You're inviting a wolf into the house! Are you worthy of your chrysanthemum!
"I was overwhelmed by the favor and entered. Ye Lin classmate sat on the sofa and only cared about smiling. You didn't even hear me when I discussed our weekend date, you only said 'okay, okay'. I asked you if you could keep me for the night, and you actually agreed! "
You're taking advantage of me! Next, you're going to ask me, "Can I bust your ass?"
"Our language teacher often tells us that we have to go one step further. So I asked Ye Lin classmate that I might have nightmares if I sleep alone, so I wanted Ye Lin classmate to sleep with me. Ye Lin classmate actually agreed!"
What do you mean 'go one step further'! You're clearly trying to take advantage of me! I can't believe I'm like this when I'm drunk. If China sent me out to sign a treaty, as long as they got me drunk, I would sign it with a smile!
"Because I know Ye Lin classmate can't sleep without a pillow, so I purposely hid it. Then Ye Lin classmate hugged me and slept the entire night, I was so happy!"
Bastard! The class leader didn't know I had a habit of hugging a pillow, that's why I hugged her for the entire night, but you're doing it knowingly!
Xiao Qin crossed her exposed feet, "Although I wanted to do more things to improve our relationship, Ye Lin classmate was too drunk, so I could only forget about it!"
"Oh, right!" Xiao Qin suddenly remembered something, "Does Ye Lin classmate's chrysanthemum still hurt? Is it okay? "
So it had something to do with you! I angrily grabbed her shoulders and shook her, "What did you do to my chrysanthemum!"
"Ah, don't be so rough!" Xiao Qin giggled and begged for mercy, "Ye Lin classmate ran to the washroom a few times in the middle of the night, that's why your chrysanthemum hurts! You even complained to me: Someone secretly put an abnormal wing in your bowl and you ate something spicy, so … "
Eh? I vaguely remembered after Xiao Qin's reminder! During the banquet, Liu HuaiShui joked with me. When I went to the washroom, he took advantage of me going to the washroom and swapped the normal wing in my bowl for an abnormal wing that was super spicy. It made my mouth full of smoke and I couldn't get rid of the spiciness even after drinking half a bottle of beer!
Then did I have a stomachache in the middle of the night? Did I repeatedly run to the washroom because I can't eat spicy food, so my chrysanthemum became red and swollen?
That scared me! So it wasn't Xiao Qin who burst my chrysanthemum!
Now that I think about it, I was too imaginative to make such baseless guesses.
Although I don't want to admit it, with Xiao Qin's martial arts skills, if she had the equipment to burst my chrysanthemum, she wouldn't have had to wait until I was drunk, she could have just used force!
It's super embarrassing! I can't even beat my childhood friend! How am I supposed to calm my Spartan heart?! No, I must train myself ten times, I must protect my chastity under Xiao Qin's despotic power!
I looked at my watch, it was already 7: 20, if I don't leave now, I will definitely be late for school.
I ordered Xiao Qin to get up and get dressed. After we finished washing up, the two of us walked to school together. Then we bought three jianbing from a roadside stall — — two for me, one for her, and dawdled our way to school.
On the way to school, we decided to take Xiao Qin to the zoo on Saturday for a date.
The reason why we are going to the zoo, other than because I like animals, is because there are a lot of high-altitude facilities in the amusement park. I have a fear of heights, if I refuse to go, I will be laughed at by Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin listened to everything I said, the zoo and the amusement park don't seem to have much of a difference to her.
After school on Friday, Xiao Qin repeated to me that we will meet at the entrance of the zoo at 9: 30 tomorrow, then she happily went home to prepare.
I had nothing to do, so I strolled to the nearest bus stop to see which route would be the best to take to the zoo tomorrow.
I didn't expect to run into Gong CaiCai waiting for the bus here, and there was also a beggar with a hunched back who was dragging his leg.
Although the beggar's hair was messy, his clothes weren't that shabby. Rather than saying his face was dirty, it was more like he was smeared with special forces paint. His gaze was rude and unreasonable, and he didn't feel the slightest bit ashamed of asking for help. Instead, he felt that it was natural for others to give him charity.
"Little girl, give me five dollars to eat!"
He casually extended his hand towards Gong CaiCai who was waiting for the bus.
Gong CaiCai seriously rummaged through her bag, then she regretfully replied: "Sorry, I don't have any change, I'm really sorry …"
If the always honest Gong CaiCai said she didn't have any change, then she really didn't have any change. Even if Gong CaiCai is a Ms Perfect, she can't just casually give you a hundred dollar bill, right? Gong CaiCai's parents didn't raise her to be so extravagant.
However, the beggar didn't believe her. He twisted his neck when he didn't get any money, and snorted with an ugly expression: "Does five dollars count as money!?" Instead, he started to lecture Gong CaiCai.
Gong CaiCai shrunk back and hoped that the bus would come quickly so she could get away from this unreasonable beggar.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I vigorously patted the beggar's shoulder from behind and shouted: "The police are here!"
The beggar's body trembled, and his hunched back immediately straightened. Moreover, his limp leg healed without any medicine, and he ran away as fast as the wind.
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