After weighing the pros and cons, as well as the types of vouchers Loud Mouth had, we finally chose a pizza place that was four stops away from school.
Loud Mouth said that the dishes there were average, and on her 10-point scale, she could only give it a passing 6. But the good thing was that it wasn't full every day, so they could put together empty tables and let the students of class 2-3 gather together for a bit of fun.
In my opinion, I could run there on my own two legs, burn some calories on the way, and make up for it with a buffet.
But there were some weak girls in the class (like Gong CaiCai) and some boys who wanted to die when they exercised (like Eunuch Cao). So the class leader ordered everyone to take the 21 bus and gather at the bus stop. It would also make it easier for her to do a head count.
It was only four stops away from school, but the class leader was already on standby, afraid someone would fall behind or get into an accident.
Seriously, it's not like we're primary school students.
There were 45 people in our class. Excluding Zhuang Ni who was on sick leave, and some students who couldn't participate due to special circumstances, there were 39 people from class 2-3 who participated in the buffet.
The class leader was definitely unhappy about the fact that one person was missing was a round number.
Although there weren't a lot of customers going to eat at Hao Lun, the 21 bus was packed at 6 o 'clock. It was impossible to fit everyone on it at once, so we had to take three different buses.
"Ye Lin classmate! Don't leave me! "
Xiao Qin, who wasn't able to take the same bus as me, reached out her hand and desperately called for help.
"Careful of the door!"
The class leader pressed Xiao Qin's hand down and Gong CaiCai also weakly persuaded: "We're almost at the fourth stop, we just need to wait a bit …"
At this time, the driver stepped on the gas and all the passengers on the bus fell back due to inertia. The class leader used all her strength to pull the ring to stabilize her position, but Gong CaiCai, who couldn't reach the ring, and Xiao Qin, who was completely focused on me, crashed into the class leader.
The class leader gritted her teeth and endured the impact. She helplessly realized her chest acted as a buffer. Xiao Qin was caught in between the class leader and Gong CaiCai's chest.
You're already enjoying such treatment, yet you're still screaming at me with a bitter face before the door closes. If you don't want to take that car, let's swap!
After squeezing into another car, I looked around and saw that there were about 10 classmates in the rubbing cars. The one closest to me was the refreshed Xiong YaoYue.
Xiong YaoYue was still wearing a short-sleeved shirt and hot pants. In the crowded bus, she would probably make the hearts of perverts jump. In order to avoid arousing suspicion, I straightened my back muscles to resist the pressure of other passengers and purposely kept a 5cm distance from Xiong YaoYue.
Even though Xiong YaoYue already knew I wasn't gay, she wasn't on guard against me and didn't notice my gentlemanly actions at all. Speaking of which, Xiong YaoYue might not be on guard against other guys, so that's why tomboys have 'gay friends everywhere, but no boyfriends'.
An old man with a Beijing accent and a straw hat, who looked like a tourist, studied the tourist map of Dong Shan city. He frowned and asked Xiong YaoYue,
"Excuse me, does this bus stop at Qinghai Park?"
The eyes of Xiong YaoYue, who was very willing to help others and felt that doing good deeds could increase her luck, lit up.
"Stop it, stop it! Old man, all you have to do is pay attention to where I get off and get off one stop before me! "
The old man nodded gratefully and praised the simplicity of the people of Dong Shan city. Last time he went to Shanghai to ask for directions and was asked for money, it was like comparing heaven and earth.
Wait! Don't praise the people of Dong Shan city for having high awareness! Before discussing awareness, there's something wrong with both of your IQs! Xiong YaoYue told the old man to get off the bus one stop before her … You already got off the bus, so by the time the old man realized he was supposed to get off the bus, he would have already missed his stop!
Who said the people of the capital have high IQs? Xiong YaoYue's answer contained such a huge logical flaw, yet you didn't notice? Next time you travel somewhere else, you should sigh to the locals: "The people of Dong Shan city are simple, but their average IQ is a bit low …"
I'd rather you say we're all gold diggers than to say we have low IQs! It's clear your own IQ isn't high either!
Thus I said to the old man without hurting Xiong YaoYue's self-esteem:
"From now on, the third stop is Qing Hai Park."
The old man seemed to still be worried about my directions and looked at Xiong YaoYue with a questioning gaze. He only calmed down when he saw Xiong YaoYue nod. He silently counted the stops and finally got off at the right place.
When we arrived at our destination, the class leader was like a kindergarten teacher. She counted the number of people in class 2-3 before bringing us into the pizza shop.
There wasn't much to say during the buffet. It was just boys bragging to each other, girls gossiping, and joking around.
For example, Eunuch Cao said to Gong CaiCai: "Did your mother get her natural curls from boiling water when she was pregnant with you?"
Gong CaiCai, who was sitting next to the class leader, retorted: "No, it wasn't from boiling water! I was born like this! "
Eunuch Cao laughed evilly: "It's because you were born like this, so it was from boiling water when you were pregnant! Girls who don't want their child to have natural curls shouldn't drink boiling water when you get pregnant! Jie Jie Jie Jie ~ ~ ~ "
Loud Mouth knocked Eunuch Cao over with an elbow, then she pointed at Eunuch Cao who was crawling on the ground and said to the waitress: "There's trash, please clean it up."
Xiao Qin, who has androphobia, didn't get many opportunities to communicate with me due to the large number of people. It was only after I went to the barbecue counter to order fish that she ran to the barbecue counter three times and asked the auntie:
"Is my boyfriend's fish done?"
The auntie looked at Xiao Qin with disdain. She was so young, yet she kept saying the word "boyfriend" all the time.
That's enough! They say it's faster to show off your love. Also, what's there to show off with a barbecue auntie that you don't even know!
Although it was just like Loud Mouth said, the dishes weren't bad and were only average, but for us who just ate at the cafeteria, it could be considered an improvement.
Among the boys, there were me, Niu ShiLi, and those who usually liked sports (like the other members of the basketball team), or those who didn't exercise at all (like Eunuch Cao and his group of fatties).
Among the girls, Loud Mouth and Xiong YaoYue dominated. Even though Xiao Qin was also one of the top three foodies, her fighting strength was greatly reduced because the pizza shop didn't have seafood. She could only be considered average among the girls.
The class leader rarely ate and spent most of her time maintaining order. At the same time, she advised everyone not to be greedy and waste food. If a student didn't come back after 15 minutes, the class leader would get anxious and would have to ask a boy to confirm if the student was still alive.
She even called home once and told Shu Zhe to put the leftovers back in the fridge after he finished the vinegar eggplant he made in advance.
Class leader, aren't you tired! Since everyone came out to celebrate, why don't you chat and laugh like everyone else! It's not like the toilets here are the original ones. Even if you go for more than 15 minutes, it could be because your stool is dry or you're playing on your phone! You don't have to worry at all! Class leader, you don't even relax for a moment, you're basically a mother hen!
The dinner party finally ended. After the class leader did a headcount, she told everyone to go home early and not to stay outside. Everyone saw the class leader's nervous expression and felt embarrassed to say they still had to go to a video store, arcade, or internet cafe, so they all agreed.
The class leader, who didn't ride her bike today, finally let out a sigh of relief after she sent everyone home or watched them walk away. She also planned on going home herself.
Because of me, the class leader has already become Li Lao 'er and Zhao GuangTou's target of revenge. So I'm a bit worried about her walking alone at night.
But since we just had the awkward incident of sleeping on the same bed the day before yesterday, it was a bit embarrassing for me to suggest sending her off.
While I was hesitating, Xiao Qin jumped out from the shadows and grabbed my hand, "Ye Lin classmate, can you take me to the subway? I'm scared of walking alone at night! "
Do you want to scare me to death by suddenly jumping out! Didn't you just leave with Little Smart, who was on the way? When did you come back!
Also, in China, where guns are banned, wouldn't it be safe for a martial arts genius like you to walk at night? The opponent would have to have the physique of a professional boxer and wouldn't be careless because you're a female student, in order to beat you.
I looked at the class leader's lonely back and told Xiao Qin about my worries.
Xiao Qin had an idea and said: "I can let Uncle Long and the others secretly protect the class leader, as long as you're willing to accompany me to the subway station!"
After thinking about it, it was a good idea. So after Xiao Qin made a phone call, I let Xiao Qin hold my arm and walked her all the way to the entrance of the subway station.
On Tuesday morning, I saw the class leader on duty pick up a short piece of chalk from the back of the classroom and accurately throw it into the chalk box on the podium.
Your throwing skills are level 999! Class leader, are you working hard to improve your flying props? I wonder how your darts are doing after you bought the boomerang set? Have you reached the level of Xiao Li throwing knives?
Later, I heard from Loud Mouth that the reason why the class leader was so nervous was because she found out she was followed by two people who looked like triads on Monday night. She was extremely nervous and decided to train her hidden weapons skills to the point where she could defend herself after calling the police to no avail.
Damn, Uncle Hu and Uncle Bao, don't they understand what it means to 'secretly' protect! I told you to protect the class leader, but you ended up scaring the class leader!
But it's not a bad thing for the class leader to master a defensive skill, so I didn't expose her.
Until one time when I was talking during self-study class, the class leader, who was writing tomorrow's class schedule on the blackboard, threw the chalk in her hand at me and it hit my forehead with a "du" sound. I started to feel a bit regretful.
In the blink of an eye, it was Wednesday again. If it wasn't for someone reminding me, I would have forgotten that there was a friendly match between the first, second, and third year champions.
The results of the draw showed that the first match was between the girls from class 2 (3) and the girls from class 3 (3), which was the class of the prettiest girl in school. It was said that there was a very good volleyball student in the class. She was known for her vicious smash, and every match, she would make the other team's catcher cry.
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