I'm almost certain that Ai Mi was purposely making fun of me when she called the bubble wrap game 'pa pa pa'.
I shouldn't have fallen for it because Ai Mi had a very familiar smirk when she was playing this prank.
It was the same smirk I would occasionally play pranks on (like tricking the class leader to bark like a dog).
My dad, General Ye YuanFeng, who was conferred the title of HHhH Fellow Enthusiasts Association, although he wasn't a boring person, he rarely had the habit of playing pranks on people. After all, he was a teacher in the past, so he had to pay attention to his teacher's ethics.
Although I was unwilling, I could only guess that the smirk Ai Mi and I often revealed was inherited from our mother, Ai ShuQiao.
It's just that Ai ShuQiao no longer likes to play pranks, but to the extent that she likes to commit crimes. Us siblings often revealed the same smirk as her, but it's not something to be happy about.
After walking the dog with Ai Mi for a while, Peng TouSi came to greet her and said that the director wanted her to immediately return to the set. There were some last minute changes to the script that needed to be discussed with her.
Ai Mi reluctantly went back with Peng TouSi. Since it was an internal meeting, I couldn't listen in, so I temporarily stayed outside film city and promised to visit the set later.
Although it wasn't a bad choice to go back with them, kill time in the RV, and enjoy the afternoon tea provided by the French chef, I feel like I've been slacking off recently. It's because I'm not Spartan enough, that's why I caught a cold. I shouldn't always think about pleasure, but rather, I should treat my body cruelly. That's the only way to become a fearless man!
With this decision, I began to do some leg muscle training along the wide road outside film city.
After walking for about a kilometer, the scenery in front of me gradually became desolate. Grass that was half a person's height could be seen on both sides of the road. There were even horse carriages passing by and the smell of horse dung spread through the dry air.
After all, Dong Shan film city was built on the outskirts of the city, so it would be even more desolate if you walked further into a ravine.
In order to not have a place to buy a bottle of water, I turned around and began to head back.
At that moment, I saw a person squatting in the grass.
Subconsciously, I thought it was Xiao Qin's cousin, Ren Peng, the 'Prince of the Bushes' who was addicted to playing LOL and couldn't help but dive into the bushes to think about life.
Taking a closer look, it was a little boy around eight or nine years old. He had a green scalp and was wearing a singlet that was one size too big. He was squatting in the grass, and his posture was exactly the same as Ren Peng.
I deeply felt that the future flowers of our motherland were all addicted to the internet. This was a very serious matter.
It's said that there are a lot of elementary school students who play LOL. The number one LOL player in the city is also called "Red Scarf Hero". But this is the first time I've seen an elementary school student so addicted to the game. He was squatting in the bushes like Ren Peng and was ready to jump out and say "Demacia" to passersby.
Fortunately, I was the first one to pass by. This elementary school student might have seen my ferocious appearance and my high level, so he didn't jump out. If he had passed by someone who didn't look that high, wouldn't it have been a tragedy?
I was just feeling ashamed that I had the blood of a criminal flowing in my body, but now I felt that I could prevent an unfortunate event from happening and guide the youth of our motherland back on the right path. So, I suddenly felt a sense of responsibility. I walked in front of the little boy and said to him through the bushes:
"Little boy, do you know that in the real world, you can't become invisible by hiding in the bushes?"
The little boy looked up at me. Surprisingly, even though he was afraid of my ferocious appearance, he didn't immediately run away. He was a man. If it was an old lady passing by, he might have hit the old lady's head with a stick.
Although he didn't run away, the little boy lowered his head as if he wanted to deny my existence.
Damn, is this a symptom of being addicted to the game? Once, Xiao Ding and I played Dota all night. When we left the internet cafe the next morning, I felt that everyone on the road had a health bar above their heads.
At such a young age, his ability to distinguish between the game and reality is still weak. Does he think that if he doesn't talk to me, I will ignore him like a monster in LOL? I have to wake him up and stop him from being addicted to the game! Otherwise, when you grow up, your parents will send you to Yang Yongxin for electrotherapy! 100,000 volts, Yang Yongxin is a scarier existence than any game BOSS! Did you not hear that because the voltage used in his network is too high, it even caused a shortage of electricity in Shandong Province!
So I cleared my throat and continued to speak in a senior tone:
"Little boy, don't just play computer games in your childhood, it's also good to play more outdoor activities! Of course, cosplay activities like yours aren't necessary. You seem to be holding something in your hand? Is it a wooden stick? If you hurt someone, you'll be taken away by the police! "
The little boy still didn't say anything and had a distressed expression.
I noticed that the thing he was holding tightly in his right hand was a roll of newspaper. I thought it's okay, he probably won't hurt anyone if he jumps out and hits people with a newspaper, but it's not good to scare an older person into a heart attack.
"Hmph, when I was your age, I would go outdoors every day. I would play hide and seek, slide, and play with yellow mud. Now that I think about it, I still miss it!"
Actually, it's not worth remembering at all! When you're playing hide and seek, if you're caught by the Little Tyrant, you'll get beaten up! When you're playing slide, if you're seen by the Little Tyrant, you'll get beaten up! If you're better at yellow mud than the Little Tyrant, you'll get beaten up!
What's wrong with my childhood! Why can't I remember any fun at all, it's all about getting beaten up! It's not worth remembering at all! It's filled with tears of blood! If computer games were as developed as it is now, I would definitely stay at home and play games every day!
My advice touched the little boy. He finally raised his head awkwardly and said to me, "I'm sorry, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
"Big brother, I'm not addicted to games, I … I'm taking a dump!"
Damn, no wonder there's a stench! I thought it was the smell of horse manure! So it's child manure! Also, the newspaper you're holding isn't used to hit people, it's used to wipe your butt! Give me toilet paper! Newspaper printing contains lead, it's very unhealthy for children's chrysanthemums!
I felt very awkward and handed the handkerchief I always carried around to the little boy so he could wipe his butt with it. Then I turned around and left.
On the way back to film city, I met three men wearing striped suits.
The one on the left was very skinny, his hair hung down like a dead snake, and he had a treacherous expression. The one on the right was very fat, wore sunglasses, and looked a bit like Sammo Hung.
The one walking in the middle was the most sturdy and had the most austere temperament. He wore an eye patch and only revealed one eye.
No, it wasn't a temporary eye patch like the class leader's, it was a black leather eye patch like the Muay Thai King from Street Fighter.
I immediately connected him to the 'Uncle Long' that Xiao Qin mentioned. I heard that Xiao Qin's father sent the triads to protect Xiao Qin, and it was this one-eyed uncle who was in charge.
Weren't you guys the ones who kidnapped Fu ShiJian a few days ago! If I didn't call you guys to let him go, would you really bury Fu ShiJian alive in a barren mountain? What a cold-blooded and heartless triad!
Now that you guys appeared in front of me and blocked my path, what are you trying to do! I even gave this little friend a pack of handkerchiefs for him to wipe his face with! In the end, nothing good came out of my good deeds! The triads are already looking for trouble!
"Are you Ye Lin?" Uncle Long pointed at a black car parked on the side of the street, "Get in the car with us, we have something to discuss with you."
I looked in the direction he was pointing at. The black car had its windows closed and there didn't seem to be anyone inside. But it's never a comfortable thing to sit in a triad car.
I wanted to turn around and run, but that would seem unmanly, and I might not be able to escape — — since they have a car.
Thus I stuck my hands in my pockets and pretended to be disdainful: "How embarrassing would it be if I got in the car just because you told me to!"
The skinny guy on the left pointed at me with what looked like a pistol through his suit pocket and threatened:
"Stop bullshitting, I can tell it's you just from the voice, hurry up and get in the car with Brother Long!"
The fat guy also did the same thing. Uncle Long looked at me with a 'know your place' expression to let me know when to advance and when to retreat.
Although I'm a Spartan, I'm not a superhero. I don't have the confidence to win against two pistols.
Even if I don't have pistols, I can't deal with three adult men from the triads.
A wise man knows better than to fight when the odds are against him. I pretended to not care and got in the car with them.
Anyway, I feel like they won't do anything to me if they listen to Xiao Qin's orders.
Along the way, the fat guy was responsible for driving, Uncle Long was silently smoking, and the skinny guy was very talkative.
He sat next to me in the passenger seat and looked at me like he was looking at a rotten tomato and kept mocking me.
"Hmph, looking at your appearance, you're no different from us triads!"
"How did the boss' precious daughter fall for you? You really don't know how lucky you are. Don't think we don't know what you did to the second miss! "
"When the second miss first transferred to another school, you bullied her in all sorts of ways. We couldn't even stand it! If it wasn't for the second miss stopping you, you would have already been crippled by us! "
"Let's see if you still dare to …"
I didn't retort, but thought about what the skinny guy said in my mind.
The "second miss" was definitely referring to Xiao Qin, but why was it "second miss" and not "eldest miss"? Does Xiao Qin have an older brother or sister? I remember Auntie Ren only has one daughter!
As the car drove onto the highway, I had questions about where they were taking me. But not only did they not answer my questions, they also confiscated my phone and covered my eyes with a black cloth.
I didn't take any drastic actions when faced with the black muzzle of a gun. I thought that even if Xiao Qin ordered her men to kidnap me, it would at most be a prank. It's not like they would bury me alive, right?
After about an hour of driving, the black cloth was removed from my eyes. I was escorted out of the car and was surprised to find that we really arrived at the foot of a desolate mountain in a ruined scenic area.
I heard someone was waiting for me at the top of the mountain.
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