On Saturday, I went to film city to participate in the filming of "Bloody Battle of Jin Ling".
Director Cao and six other casually dressed crew members were waiting for me outside the freezer room of a restaurant attached to film city where the "Freezer Battle" scene was shot.
When he saw me, the bespectacled lighting technician was the first to shout:
"He really does look like Wu Sheng! Don't tell me you guys are brothers? "
Whatever, I can't handle an older brother with a depressed aura. I later heard that the suicide rate in Switzerland increased by 4% after Wu Sheng went to live there. I'm not sure if it had anything to do with Wu Sheng or not.
Since the short movie was short, the plot was highly condensed. My only activity today was to put on Jin Ling Young Thug's costume and pretend to fight a few rounds with two 'righteous martial artists' in the freezer. (The restaurant owner and the chef made a cameo appearance. I heard Director Cao used the opportunity to appear in the freezer to pay for the use of the venue.)
Director Cao told me to go easy on the righteous martial artists since the freezer is their territory. I thought that Wu Sheng would never agree to this request. Wu Sheng is a good actor who pays attention to the inner world of a character. If Jin Ling Young Thug showed mercy to the righteous martial artists who came to assassinate him, wouldn't his personality be ruined?
But I didn't really care how Director Cao's short movie turned out, so I agreed to this request.
Other than that, the most important thing was that Director Cao told me to wear a gold Rolex watch under my sleeves. He also asked me to show the gold watch to the camera like Huang Feihong before we started fighting.
Since I would still use Wu Sheng's name at the end of the movie, I agreed to this shameless request.
Previously, Wu Sheng strongly objected to inserting advertisements that didn't fit with the times in the movie, which caused the filming progress to be stagnant. Now that everyone saw that I agreed to all kinds of conditions, they couldn't help but celebrate. They were happy that Director Cao finally found an actor who was as shameless as him.
Everyone was greatly encouraged and cooperated flawlessly. It only took us 15 minutes to finish the scene.
Later, I concluded that the reason why everyone was so focused and didn't want to go back to work was probably because the temperature in the freezer was -30 ° C. Even if every worker wore a down jacket, if they stayed in the freezer for a long time, their teeth would chatter. It was a stark contrast to the scorching hot weather outside.
That day, someone caught a cold due to the sudden change in temperature. Like Wu Sheng, he went to the clinic for a drip. On the contrary, because I had recently gotten sick, I was more careful, so I was fine.
My first time acting in a film went so smoothly. Director Cao's eyes turned into slits from smiling. He patted my shoulder and told me that he would pay me according to the contract he signed with Wu Sheng. The amount definitely wouldn't be as much as when I played the deaf-mute evil monk, but it's better than nothing. It's still better than advertising on the streets.
I finished work early and changed back into my casual clothes. I strolled to the set of the Magic Cauldron to see Ai Mi on the way.
He didn't expect to bump into her on the way.
Ai Mi, who had her ponytails tied up with a red silk ribbon, was holding Obama, who was slightly thinner, in front of a fruit stall on the side of the street.
Ai Mi was inspecting the pears, watermelons, lychees, and mangoes in front of her like she was inspecting an army. She didn't notice me at first.
004 and 005, who were protecting Ai Mi in the dark, were the first to recognize me.
The owner of the fruit stall was a middle-aged auntie. She had been setting up a stall near film city for many years and was used to foreign tourists. So even though Ai Mi wasn't wearing sunglasses and her blonde hair and blue eyes clearly showed that she was a foreigner, the auntie didn't show any signs of giving preferential treatment to foreign guests. She only said weakly:
"What are you looking at, put it in a plastic bag. Do you know how to speak Chinese? If you don't, # @ #% *&# # # ¥# ¥# @! # # ¥# &% … … "
What the fuck is this! Relying on my terrible English listening skills, it seems to be English! Even the auntie selling fruit has better English than me! I might as well bang my head on a watermelon and die!
Ai Mi wasn't satisfied with the auntie's strange English. She raised her eyebrows, "I can speak Chinese, do you sell cola here?"
Do you want to buy cola from a fruit stall? That's like trying to fish from a tree! Even if the auntie did have cola, 004 and 005, who are monitoring you, wouldn't allow you to drink it!
Even if the auntie did have cola, 004 and 005, who are currently monitoring you, wouldn't allow you to drink it!
"Eh, what country are you from, little girl? Aren't you a tourist? "
Ai Mi acted as if she didn't hear anything and did not answer the auntie's question. At this time, the auntie found a problem that she needed to deal with — — Obama was licking an apple from the fruit stall!
Obama, are you crazy from hunger? Did you switch to vegetarian? Do you even want to eat apples?
"Hey! Hey! "The auntie made a shooing gesture," Don't let your dog lick my Red Fuji! I won't be able to sell it! "
"Did you hear that?" Ai Mi said to Obama in a strict tone, "You're not allowed to lick anymore! These days, there are pesticides on the apples! You have to have your stomach pumped when you get back! "
Then, Ai Mi lowered her voice, as if she was asking about drugs, and asked again: "Do you sell cola here?"
The auntie was baffled by Obama's resentful gaze, she shook her head, "I don't have cola here, cola is full of coloring, my fruit is much better than cola!"
Ai Mi lost interest when she heard there was nothing she wanted, she pouted and said:
"What kind of fruit stall is this if you don't even have cola!"
Then, he left the stunned auntie aside and turned around to leave on his own.
She saw me as soon as she turned around.
"Eh? Manservant? Are you following me? "
It was just a chance encounter! With your blonde hair and a big dog, it's hard not to notice you on a street with very few people!
"There's nothing to be ashamed of." Ai Mi said proudly, "After all, you're my humble manservant who loves me, my slave!"
"Here, you hold the leash for a while."
Ai Mi handed over control of Obama to me, the two of us and the dog walked on the empty street, the afternoon sunlight was still strong.
I was chatting with Ai Mi when I suddenly realized she was missing. After looking carefully, it turned out she was hiding behind me and using my shadow to block the sun to protect her delicate skin that was vulnerable to UV rays.
"Manservant, when can you grow as big as Peng TouSi? That way, your shadow will be able to completely cover me! "
Ai Mi seemed to be dissatisfied that my shadow could only cover a small part of her.
Then I'm sorry! I will never grow up to be as big as Peng TouSi! He's almost as big as the Hulk! Do you want your brother to be exposed to gamma radiation and mutate just because it's convenient for you to block the sun!
"Right, Kyle, that guy, has been playing the papapa game recently."
Ai Mi suddenly said.
Pa … pa pa pa!? Isn't that another name for sex, it's also written as OOXX! Kyle, you're an American and you're already 18, I don't care who you have sex with, but don't create a bad influence on my loli sister!
"He plays on set when he has nothing to do, he's addicted to it."
I can understand being addicted to it, but what does it mean to play on set? Is it OOXX on set? The openness of Americans has refreshed my worldview!
"Kyle not only plays by himself, but he also recommends these stress-relieving games to others. Yesterday he even asked me if I wanted to play pa pa pa with him …"
Damn, you're courting death! I'm going to call Xiao Qin right now and tell her to kidnap you! If you dare make such a request to my sister, I will first castrate you chemically, then physically, a hundred or a thousand times!
"Hmph, I won't play that childish game with him!" Ai Mi put her hands behind her head and said disdainfully, "If you want to relieve stress, you can also eat chips and drink coke!"
Good, as expected of my sister, you rejected me cleanly! But if you think pa pa pa is more childish than eating chips and drinking coke, isn't it the other way around? Most people are allowed to eat chips and drink coke first, then they're allowed to have pa pa pa!
"But after Kyle left for a while, I was bored staying in the RV alone, so I played a bit. It seemed pretty interesting."
Wait … wait! What did you say! What do you mean by "played a bit"? You need at least two people to play a game of pa pa pa, right? How did you manage to do it alone?
Could it be, could it be, could it be … you were DIYing in the RV alone! F * ck, I'm going deaf! Don't tell me such explosive news!
It's already embarrassing for a teenager like me to occasionally masturbate, but even a lolicon like you, a picturesque beautiful girl, has to comfort yourself in bed? Don't make me imagine you putting your hand into your underwear and moaning!
We're really a pair of shameful siblings! Could it be because of our genes …
"I feel so empty if I don't do pa pa pa for a day …"
You're addicted! Don't tell your brother this even if you're addicted! That's the only thing I can't help you with!
"Eh? Manservant, why do you look a bit off? "
Ai Mi turned her body and looked at me curiously.
That's because the topic you're discussing isn't normal in the first place! How do you expect your brother to talk about this kind of thing!
The uglier my expression became, the happier Ai Mi seemed to become. She covered her mouth and laughed evilly:
"Manservant, you know Kyle and I are playing a separate game of pa pa pa, so you're jealous? Do you want me to play with you next time? "
Shut up … Shut up! Such a taboo topic, and you're actually saying it with your eyes curved into crescent moons! I don't remember having such a shameless sister!
Ai Mi kicked the pebbles on the side of the road.
"What, manservant, did you suddenly become mute because you ingested too much heavy metal? Or is it because you have too much schoolwork and the pressure is too great, causing you to lose your ability to speak? Don't worry, as long as you release some of the pressure with pa pa pa pa, everything will return to normal … "
"Oh, that's right, if I don't give you the tools for pa pa pa pa, I won't be able to play the game."
As she spoke, Ai Mi reached into her skirt pocket and took out something.
Fuck, I don't dare to look! Since it's a special tool for pa pa pa pa, it must be a condom! Has my sister degenerated to the point where she carries a condom with her everywhere! Where, when, and which option went wrong?
In the end, what Ai Mi took out was a folded shockproof bubble wrap. Half of the bubbles were already popped by her.
"Here, this is the very popular pa pa pa game on set recently. Every time you press a bubble, it makes a pa, pa sound. Do you want to try it?"
Try my ass! Don't randomly give the game a name! This kind of childish game, it's something that we've been playing since kindergarten! We can even play it standing, lying down, upside down, and we've developed a lot of fancy ways to play it!
Back then, the Little Tyrant even put the back of my head under the bubble wrap and rode on my back for an entire afternoon! I still get a headache whenever I hear that sound!
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