The kangaroo was worthy of being called the Little Boxing King of the animal world. Its uppercuts, undercuts, left uppercuts, and right uppercuts made Xiong YaoYue unable to defend.
I'm not sure if it was because of the Tyson vs. Holyfield match, but Xiong YaoYue's eyes were bloodshot and she opened her mouth to bite the kangaroo's ear.
Although the kangaroo had the word 'rat' in its name, it didn't want to become 'one ear', so of course it nimbly dodged.
Xiong YaoYue refused to give up. She pounced on the kangaroo and suddenly grabbed its neck with both hands.
It's a technique that can only be used in fights. A kangaroo's neck is so long, it's not easy to grab someone's airway. Even biology class doesn't teach you how to fight kangaroos.
As expected, the kangaroo did not weaken its attack because of Xiong YaoYue's choking technique. It still fiercely punched Xiong YaoYue. It used its tail as support and even used a Kangaroo Shadow Kick.
Fortunately, Xiong YaoYue reacted quickly and raised her knee to block the attack. However, she still grimaced in pain and hopped on one foot. It looked like a scene from Tom and Jerry.
The zookeeper, who might be the kangaroo keeper, shouted at the fence: "Ah Fu! You're not allowed to attack the tourists. Stop! "
The kangaroo named Ah Fu was obviously in a rebellious phase. It would have been fine if the breeder hadn't mentioned it, but once he did, it became even more energetic. Not to mention the "Step Step" in boxing, it even wanted to use the "Taizu's Long Fist" that Qiao Feng had used in the battle with the Virtuous Manor.
I reached out to Xiong YaoYue and wanted to pull her out.
"Stop messing around with the kangaroo. If you win, it's animal abuse. If you lose, you're worse than a beast. "
"No." Xiong YaoYue stubbornly swung her hair, "I want Xiao Qin's hat back."
"How much is a hat worth?" I yelled, "Come out. I'll buy another hat for Xiao Qin. "
Xiong YaoYue dodged a sliding punch from the kangaroo and was still stubborn, "I hate doing things halfway and I hate giving up."
"Aiyo, my little great-grandmother, come out quickly!"
The zookeeper, who had stopped us from climbing over the fence, jumped over himself to settle the dispute between Xiong YaoYue and the kangaroo.
"Ah Fu, look here!"
The keeper took out two peanuts from his pocket and tried to attract the kangaroo's attention.
Unexpectedly, the kangaroo had been fed by the tourists. At this time, it was not interested in food and only wanted to beat up the tourists.
Xiong YaoYue looked at the environment of the kangaroo garden and suddenly had an idea. She began to run around the kangaroo garden.
The Kangaroo Ah Fu, who was full of sportsmanship, chased after Xiong YaoYue relentlessly, vowing to win or lose.
The zookeeper was afraid that the kangaroo would hurt people, so he had to chase the kangaroo from behind. Xiong YaoYue was in front, followed by the kangaroo and the zookeeper. Yellow dust was everywhere in the garden, and it was very lively. The tourists didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just as Peng TouSi and I were about to take action, the situation took a new turn.
Xiong YaoYue, who was using all her strength to try to get rid of Ah Fu, ran to the side of another male kangaroo. This kangaroo was leisurely eating grass, as if it had nothing to do with the affairs of the world, and humans were nothing but ants in front of it.
Xiong YaoYue could think of this. As she ran, she curled the index and middle fingers of her right hand and flicked the back of the kangaroo's head.
Do you want to die? You can't even deal with a small kangaroo, so you want to provoke a big kangaroo?
It turned out that Xiong YaoYue was indeed the kind of person who would perform better when there was great pressure.
It could be said that she was quick-witted, or it could be said that she accidentally hit the big kangaroo. In short, after she flicked the big kangaroo's head, the big kangaroo turned its head angrily. Xiong YaoYue had already run five or six steps away, while the small kangaroo Ah Fu was the closest.
"You're rebelling! You dare to hit your father?! "The big kangaroo swung its tail and Ah Fu fell to the ground.
By the way, I must add that kangaroos in China can't speak. The dialogue above was dubbed by me. In fact, I can't be sure that the big kangaroo is Ah Fu's father.
"Da Gang, Ah Fu, don't fight! I'll give these two peanuts to whoever stops first! "
The feeble dissuasion of the keepers could not stop the two kangaroos from scratching each other like in the opening of Animal World. Xiong YaoYue took this opportunity to take Xiao Qin's sunhat from the crooked tree and jumped over the railing. Her movements were as agile as a jaguar, causing the onlookers to applaud and cheer.
At this time, Xiao Qin and Ai Mi bickered with each other and walked over to the kangaroo garden with umbrellas.
Xiong YaoYue, who had a kangaroo scratch on her face and dirty clothes, casually returned the sunhat to Xiao Qin and said proudly:
"The hat didn't fall to the ground, I'm amazing, right?"
Even though Xiong YaoYue has outstanding self-healing abilities and a body that doesn't leave any scars, I couldn't help but admire her optimism for being able to smile even after being scratched by a girl who treated her as her second life.
Xiao Qin was also a bit surprised that Xiong YaoYue was fighting so hard for her hat. She blinked her eyes and slightly lowered her head. After thinking for a bit, she said: "Yeah, you're really amazing, you can actually beat a kangaroo …"
"That's right!" Xiong YaoYue flexed her biceps and did a bodybuilding pose, "From now on, you can call me 'Kangaroo Terminator', sis Winnie!"
Ai Mi, on the other hand, had an angry look and shouted at Xiong YaoYue: "Who told you to pick up the hat for the violent woman? You're one of my people, you're not allowed to serve others privately! "
Xiong YaoYue felt a bit guilty. She scratched the hair on the back of her head that was sticking up from the fight with the kangaroo, "Miss Ai Mi, I'm sorry! I reflexively … "
"How many times have I told you, don't call me miss!" Ai Mi stepped forward angrily, grabbed Xiong YaoYue's hand and dragged her in a certain direction.
With Ai Mi's strength, it was impossible for her to drag Xiong YaoYue. It was only because Xiong YaoYue was worried she would pull Ai Mi down, so she consciously followed her.
"Peng TouSi, come here too!" Ai Mi ordered angrily.
"Because Peng Peng calls you miss, so I'm used to it!" Xiong YaoYue explained for herself, "Also, where are we going?"
"Do you even need to ask? We're going to the hospital to get a full body checkup! "
"Eh? Ai Mi, are you sick? "This time Xiong YaoYue didn't add 'miss'.
"You're sick!" Ai Mi roared at the top of her voice, "Don't you know kangaroos can transmit rabies! Hurry up and leave the zoo with me, go to the biggest hospital, or let my medical team give you a rabies vaccine! "
I originally thought Ai Mi would blame Xiong YaoYue for helping Xiao Qin, but it seems that Ai Mi was more concerned about Xiong YaoYue's health. Although the possibility of a kangaroo carrying rabies in the zoo was slim, it was a good start for my sister to care about others.
But I had to remind Ai Mi of something important.
"Hey, you're going in the wrong direction! This is the right way to get out of the zoo! "
Ai Mi blushed, pulled Xiong YaoYue's hand and turned in the direction I was pointing.
"No need for manservant to say anything! I'm just going to look at the road signs! "
Ai Mi said stubbornly, refusing to admit she had a bad sense of direction.
That day, Ai Mi brought Xiong YaoYue back to the VIP building and used various high-tech instruments to do a full body checkup on Xiong YaoYue. Of course, she didn't forget to give her a rabies vaccine. Afterwards, Xiong YaoYue told me that she had the illusion that she was going to be cooked when she went in and out of the instruments.
Originally, Xiong YaoYue planned to go home that night, but Ai Mi was worried that Xiong YaoYue would suddenly die of rabies, so she forced her to stay with her. Xiong YaoYue could only call Xiao Qin and ask her parents to lie for her again. This time, Xiao Qin did it well.
As I said before, room 101 in the VIP building was a luxurious residence with two suites. Ai Mi only used one of the suites, and the other was prepared for guests. That was where Xiong YaoYue slept on Friday night.
But ever since Xiong YaoYue was scratched by a kangaroo, Ai Mi became nervous. She didn't feel comfortable letting Xiong YaoYue sleep alone in a room, so she insisted that Xiong YaoYue sleep on the same bed as her. That way, if anything happens to Xiong YaoYue, she would be the first to know.
Even though Peng TouSi said it was not necessary, Ai Mi wouldn't listen to anyone when she got stubborn, so the two girls slept together on Ai Mi's princess bed.
Afterwards, Xiong YaoYue said to me: "Although Ai Mi's bed has a lot of furry teddy bears, she kicked the teddy bears off the bed in the middle of the night and hugged me instead — — it's like I'm being used as a pillow."
Look at us, brother and sister, we're so useless! Do you really like hugging people to sleep that much! Fortunately, Ai Mi and Xiong YaoYue are both girls, so it's not as awkward as it is between the class leader and me!
"Oh right, Ai Mi was talking in her sleep when she hugged me, like 'don't die' or something …"
Ai Mi did have a lot of insecurity because her grandfather and sniper Vasya both died, so she always felt like the people close to her would die. Hugging Xiong YaoYue to sleep was probably a subconscious expression of concern.
When Xiong YaoYue told me about it on Monday, the scratches on her face had already completely healed and there weren't even any scars left — — it was clear that Ai Mi's worries were unfounded.
"Haha, your distant cousin's hands are pretty naughty when she sleeps!" Xiong YaoYue lowered her voice and said to me, "Not only did she hug me to sleep, she also reached out to touch my chest!"
She spoke while puffing out her chest, as if I wouldn't know what she was talking about if she didn't remind me.
"As for me, I felt like I was the only one who was touched, so I casually touched Ai Mi's butt — — it was smooth but not greasy, it felt amazing!"
Smooth but not greasy? Are you eating streaky pork!
Xiong YaoYue exhaled hot air from her nostrils and made a grabbing motion with a face full of excitement.
Don't talk about the feeling of Ai Mi's butt in front of me! You guys are clearly of the same sex, but why is it even more intimate than me and the class leader! I was the only one who touched the class leader! But you guys returned the favor and grasped each other's sensitive spots!
I brought Shu Zhe out of class 1 (4) with a strange feeling that I couldn't get rid of and told him I had a mission for him.
"Balloon blowing again?" Shu Zhe had a disinterested expression, he always thought the profits from balloons were too low.
Hmph, I haven't let you try blowing condoms with higher profits yet! Also, the mission I'm giving you today is even more difficult than the previous ones — — you have to dress up and pretend to be someone's girlfriend!
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