"I … I've been ravaged by him …"
Xiong YaoYue, who lost the LOL match, walked in the middle of the brightly lit plaza in a daze.
Passersby heard Xiong YaoYue speak in a sad tone and couldn't help but cast suspicious glances at her.
"I can't accept it! I clearly played well at the start and I was the one who got the first kill! "
"Did you not play well!" I tried to save Xiong YaoYue from her depressed mood.
"No, I played well, even better than usual." Xiong YaoYue said resolutely, "I lost because my opponent was too strong. I'm ashamed that Miss Ai Mi made me the captain and gave him the same salary as me when there was such an expert."
"Actually, Ren Peng doesn't plan on receiving his salary." I told Xiong YaoYue that Ren Peng's father was the principal of Qing Zi Academy, but I didn't mention that Ren Peng was Xiao Qin's cousin.
"So that's how it is!" Xiong YaoYue came to a sudden realization, "Ren Peng's crit rate is so high because his character is better than mine!"
Hey hey, what exactly did you comprehend? Where did you come up with such a strange conclusion!
"Isn't it obvious!" Xiong YaoYue said, "Ren Peng has already reached the realm of having no desires because he doesn't plan on receiving his salary, so his character naturally increases. It's better than me who only thinks about money every day!"
Actually, I don't think Xiong YaoYue thinks about money every day. Ren Peng doesn't care about money because he's a rich second generation. He only cares about the title of LOL God, he hasn't reached the realm of having no desires (and most men can reach this realm after 3 minutes of masturbation).
Xiong YaoYue clenched her left fist and hit her right palm with an expression of 'no wonder I couldn't beat him'.
"It looks like I need to donate more money in the future!" Xiong YaoYue held her chin and thought, "Once the team is officially formed, I'll donate half of my salary and see if my character improves!"
Xiong YaoYue, who found a 'solution' in an instant, had a happy smile on her face. Her canine teeth were clearly visible and the band-aid under her eyes was playful.
"Not only do I have to donate money, I also have to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds! Only when my luck improves will my Critical Strike become higher. Only then can I possibly take revenge on Ren Peng in the future! "
As soon as she finished speaking, she ran towards an old lady standing by the roadside. Her speed was comparable to a supersonic fighter jet.
"Grandma, do you want me to help you cross the road?"
The old lady was startled by Xiong YaoYue. She probably felt that Xiong YaoYue was abnormally enthusiastic and was probably trying to sell life insurance.
"There's no need. My legs are still fine. I can go by myself."
At this time, the signal turned green. The old lady was indeed strong and vigorous. Her small feet moved quickly and she got rid of Xiong YaoYue's entanglement.
Xiong YaoYue didn't give up and asked a white-bearded old man with a face full of vicissitudes, "Grandpa, do you want to cross the road?"
The old man looked left and right and said cautiously, "I heard that some people have been learning from abroad recently and are filming some pranking videos on the streets. Young lady, are you one of their actors?"
Xiong YaoYue, who had wanted to deal a critical blow to the two elders … no, the lucky Xiong YaoYue returned in defeat.
"Sigh, these monsters are too hard to kill!" Although I knew that Xiong YaoYue didn't have any bad intentions, it still felt wrong to use gaming terms to describe the old man and the old lady.
Xiong YaoYue walked around the square and finally found a little boy who was about 6 or 7 years old standing under a street lamp. He was wearing overalls and was wailing loudly, "Mommy ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" It was obvious that he was separated from his mother.
"Ah! A wild brat appeared! " Xiong YaoYue's eyes lit up and her face was full of excitement. She rolled up her sleeves and walked over. People who didn't know would think that she was going to beat the kid up.
"Don't be sad, I'll help you find your mom." Xiong YaoYue made a harmless smile and said to the boy in her most gentle tone, "What does your mom look like and what color clothes does she wear?"
The boy wiped his red eyes with his sleeve and said with certainty: "My mom is a woman."
No shit! Your dad is a man! The information you provided is as useless as Microsoft's help document! It'll take a lot more effort to find his mom!
I told Xiong YaoYue to stay with the boy while I went to find his mom, but Xiong YaoYue urged me:
"You should go home. I'm enough here. If you stay, you'll take away my experience points!"
Does she really think this is a game quest? Your gaming addiction seems to be increasing after interacting with Ren Peng who squats in the bushes every day! Use this energy on your studies!
I looked at my watch and it was already past 8. If I go home now, I can still manage the store at night. Thus, I waved goodbye to Xiong YaoYue and the lost child (The child who just stopped crying was scared by me again) and set out on my way home.
I looked back every three steps. When I reached the edge of the square, I saw a young woman wearing a bright red dress running under a street lamp and reuniting with her lost son. She was continuously expressing her gratitude to Xiong YaoYue.
Xiong YaoYue embarrassedly put her hands on the back of her head and smiled happily. I could almost see the words "Character + 1, Experience + 255, Critical + 1%" above her head.
After that, Xiong YaoYue continued to pick up plastic bottles and threw them into the trash can. As a result, an old lady who was a scavenger mistook her as a competitor. In the end, Xiong YaoYue directly handed all the plastic bottles she picked up to the old lady.
Later, the old lady was inspired and tamed a stray dog to help her pick up bottles. She became famous in the world of trash picking and was even interviewed on TV.
Ignoring Xiong YaoYue who was crazily farming experience, I arrived home around 9. I saw three plates of stir-fried dishes on the table, all wrapped in plastic wrap. Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa and it seems like she hasn't eaten yet. She insisted on waiting for me to come back and eat.
Why was she acting like a little wife whose husband was indulging in debauchery while she was left alone in an empty room! I'm only your temporary landlord, don't get me wrong!
"You're back." Su Qiao greeted me, "I'll heat up the dishes in the microwave."
Although I was already full from eating at Ai Mi's place, Su Qiao waited for me for a few hours. I felt bad and forced myself to eat a bit more.
"Next time, don't wait for me. Eat first if you're hungry."
I told Su Qiao and she nodded obediently.
Su Qiao always shows a submissive attitude, as if she's a spring that won't bounce back even if it's squeezed to the limit. She stimulates the'S 'part of my personality (Ai ShuQiao has sinister intentions).
After dinner, I put on my headphones while running the store and fast-forwarded the recordings. But there wasn't any valuable information and there wasn't even a lot of human voices. It seems Su Qiao went out in the afternoon.
On the other hand, a new customer who ordered a blow-up doll from me two days ago sent me a payment after receiving the goods. Although I feel that the blow-up doll named "Nancy" looks like an alien, I still warmly welcome customers who are willing to buy it and solve our overstocking problem.
I also remembered there were more than 50 condoms at home that were about to expire.
These Durex's Fire and Ice Condoms were all given as a gift by the distributor when they were purchased in bulk (there was no packaging). In addition, the Fire and Ice Condoms were a bit different, and some people felt soft the moment they put them on, so they didn't sell well.
I carefully looked at the date — — there was still a month before it expired — — My dad definitely wouldn't continue selling expired condoms, and I wouldn't either. So I put all the condoms in a black plastic bag and planned to bring it to school tomorrow and have Eunuch Cao give it to his dad.
The person I know who uses the most condoms is Director Cao (ZJ Maniac). If I gave him these condoms, it would at least lower his chances of getting an STD.
Monday morning, the air was cool and refreshing. It was a rare good day.
I bumped into the class leader who was coming out of the bike shed before I even reached the main entrance.
I immediately thought back to Friday night when I borrowed Li CunZhuang's mouth and told the class leader 'I like you'. I've been anxiously waiting for the class leader's reply for the past two days.
"Shu Sha — —"
"Ye Lin — —"
We both called each other's names at the same time, but we both stopped and waited for the other to speak first. The situation became quite awkward.
"Friday night …" I gathered my courage to break the silence.
"I shouldn't have taken Xiao Zhe out for a run on Friday night." The class leader changed the topic, "Thanks to you calling for help, we were able to be safe. Thank you."
"You don't have to thank me, the trouble started because of me. By the way, Friday night … "
I wanted to bring the topic back.
"The baldy from Friday night was the one we met in the alley, right?" The class leader asked even though she already knew the answer, "It's too easy on scum like him if I only hit him with a rock."
"Zhao GuangTou won't leave it at that. He also has a companion. Shu Sha, you have to be careful when you go out in the future."
I purposely didn't call her 'class leader' to hint that we weren't in a working relationship, but a relationship between a man and a woman.
The class leader completely ignored my hints, "Now that I think about it, even if I become a criminal police officer and get a gun, there will still be times when I run out of bullets and the gun jams. So I bought some darts and a javelin yesterday for self-defense. I did some training and it's pretty easy to get used to it."
Eh? Is she going the route of Xiao Li throwing knives? Although it's a good thing for the class leader to increase her fighting strength when she's being targeted by bad guys, I still feel a chill down my spine. Could it be that from now on, the equipment the class leader uses to end my sinful life isn't just a shotgun, but also throwing knives?
No, that's not what I'm concerned about today, I want a reply to my confession.
Thus I said again: "Friday night …"
"Even though that Tang Jiang helped out on Friday night, he kept asking if I had a sister. Shu Zhe also seems to be afraid of him — — he's a hoodlum, right? Ye Lin, don't interact with him too much in the future. "
"Tang Jiang, he's already turned over a new leaf … probably." I realized the class leader changed the topic again.
Is an indirect confession definitely not going to get a reply? Do I have to be a real man and say 'I like you' one more time at the school gate?
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