Faced with the Durex condom flying towards her, the class leader acted like a martial arts master catching a hidden weapon. She caught the condom halfway and held it in her hand without even looking at it.
The discordant condoms scattered around Gong CaiCai's feet already told the class leader what kind of goods were flying towards her.
Not only me, but even Constable Ma felt pressured by the fierce aura of 'please be honest' coming from the class leader.
"I still have a case to investigate, so I'll be leaving first."
Constable Ma turned around and left. He sure ran fast.
Now, I was the only one left to be interrogated by the class leader.
"Class leader, wait, let me explain first."
I'm not sure why, but this sentence has become a common phrase between me and the class leader.
The class leader's face darkened, "Pick up the ones scattered on the ground first."
"Huh?"
"What the hell! Our class is responsible for the cleanliness of this hallway, and it's still contraband. If the teacher sees it, we'll get points deducted again. "
Other than the one I put back into my pocket and the one the class leader caught, there were still around a dozen condoms around Gong CaiCai's feet. I bent down and began to pick them up.
The class leader's anger was directed at me, but Gong CaiCai felt she was also responsible. She also began to help me pick up the condoms while the class leader was scolding me. Every time she gathered three, she would shyly hand them to me.
"Leave it to Ye Lin, you don't have to help." The class leader pulled Gong CaiCai away. Gong CaiCai lowered her head and said "oh".
After I stuffed all 49 condoms into my bulging pockets, I remembered the class leader still had one in her hand.
I wanted to ask the class leader for it, but it would be awkward. I also wanted to generously say, "You can keep it", but that would be even more outrageous.
The class leader's Dou Qi surged, but my Metal Blooded Lone Wolf's Dou Qi was at a low ebb. Although Gong CaiCai's clothes weren't torn apart like those girls in cartoons, she was still so nervous that she couldn't breathe.
"Class leader, I … I'll go back to class first …"
Gong CaiCai was like a frightened rabbit, escaping from the encounter between the beast and the hunter.
As soon as Gong CaiCai left, the class leader grabbed my shirt and pulled me to a secluded part of the hallway. She questioned me:
"Why did you bring so many … so many condoms to school?"
As she spoke, she unknowingly used more force. The condom in the plastic packaging shifted due to the pressure. The slippery feeling made the class leader disgusted.
"Here you go!" The class leader slammed the condoms into my hand. Even though they were contraband, the class leader couldn't just confiscate them without batting an eyelid. Then, the news of 'class 2-3 confiscated 50 condoms' spread throughout the school.
At that time, there will definitely be people who will laugh and say: "There are only 45 people in class 2-3, there are 50 condoms and there are still leftovers. What a great welfare!"
"What are you trying to do by bringing these condoms to school?"
The class leader asked me sternly again.
"I really want to use it on the class leader …"
If I answered like that, I wouldn't be far from death.
I decided to tell the truth or else I wouldn't be able to get past the class leader.
"Class leader." It wasn't difficult for me to make an embarrassed expression, "Actually, other than female underwear, my family also … also sells condoms. These condoms were bought by customers and I wanted to give them to them during lunch break …"
Last time, I accidentally slipped my thong into Qing Zi Academy's uniform and gave it to the class leader. I explained it by saying our store mainly sells women's underwear. Now we have to let the class leader know we have other businesses.
The class leader blushed when she recalled the embarrassing style of the thong last time and suddenly realized:
"You guys sell underwear and condoms — — isn't that an adult goods store!"
My heart thumped. In the end, the class leader guessed it. For a moment, I was afraid the class leader would ask me for our store's website address. If that was the case, then there was a high chance that Shu Zhe would be recognized by his sister!
Fortunately, the class leader didn't ask for the website address or the store name. Instead, she fell into deep thought and said with a bit of anger:
"Ye Lin, your father is too irresponsible!"
"Eh? What does it have to do with my dad? "I was completely unaware.
The class leader raised her eyebrows, "How is it not his business! Although it's not illegal to run an online store, shouldn't he at least prevent his underage son from coming into contact with these harmful things? He actually let his son personally deliver the package to save money! He really should … "
Before the class leader finished speaking, I saw the homeroom teacher, Teacher Yu, slowly walking towards the classroom.
"Teacher Yu!" The class leader walked up and stopped teacher Yu. Teacher Yu's expression turned grave and stern when he saw me standing not far behind the class leader.
"Shu … Shu Sha, do you need something?"
The smile on his face was even more fake than a politician's.
"Teacher Yu." The class leader said seriously, "You should take some time to visit Ye Lin's home and let his father know there are some things he shouldn't let his child do!"
Teacher Yu's fake smile changed. It was as if he had a tooth decay and was forced to eat three kilograms of Chinese goldthread.
He looked behind the class leader and saw me standing sloppily.
"This … isn't too appropriate?"
"How is it inappropriate? Isn't it natural for a teacher to visit the home of a student who needs help? "
Compared to teacher Yu's yes-man attitude, Shu Sha was more aggressive. No wonder everyone thinks Shu Sha is the real homeroom teacher of class 2-3.
Teacher Yu continued to shirk the responsibility: "Um … I'm worried I won't have anything in common with Ye Lin's father!"
You're afraid my dad is an old pervert! Actually, all of you are teachers, okay? You have a lot of things in common!
Teacher Yu's continuous shirking made the class leader disappointed. She bit her lower lip with a serious expression.
"Shu Sha, actually, if you think Ye Lin classmate really does need help …" Teacher Yu looked at me with a guilty conscience, "As the class leader, you can take my place to visit …"
The class leader widened her eyes in disbelief, "I'm just a student, how can I tell my classmate's parents that he made a mistake and needs to be corrected?"
"That's still better than me going." Teacher Yu decided to be a coward, "What if Ye Lin's father is unreasonable and beats me up …" Teacher Yu stopped halfway and peeked at me to see if I was angry.
I just felt that the scene of my dad beating teacher Yu was really funny and fantastic.
The class leader became even more dissatisfied, "Teacher Yu, if you suspect Ye Lin's father is unreasonable, then you're letting me, a female student, take your place. Isn't that a problem? What if I'm in danger? "
"That won't happen." Teacher Yu replied quickly this time, "It's much safer for you to go to Ye Lin's house. You'll have to meet Ye Lin's parents sooner or later anyway …"
It seems teacher Yu forgot that I'm from a single-parent family. Also, he saw me carrying the class leader to the infirmary, so he thought I had that kind of relationship with the class leader. A daughter-in-law has to meet her parents-in-law.
The class leader was stunned for a few seconds. After she understood the meaning behind teacher Yu's words, her face instantly turned red.
"Ye Lin and I are not …"
The bell rang before the class leader could finish her sentence. Teacher Yu prayed for Buddha's blessings and ran into the classroom as if he was escaping.
During teacher Yu's English class, I always felt the class leader's gaze fixated on me. It made my mind restless and the teacher even made a few mistakes under the class leader's gaze.
As soon as class ended, the class leader blocked my path to the basketball court.
"When will your father be home?" Shu Sha crossed her arms and asked me with the dignity of the class leader.
Huh? Are you really planning on visiting my home? Are you seriously planning on advising my dad that he shouldn't have let me come into contact with the inharmonious things in the online store, and he shouldn't have let me be a delivery boy!
"Um … my dad hasn't been home recently, you wouldn't be able to find him even if you went …"
What's worse is that the class leader can see Su Qiao at my house. I originally planned on using Su Qiao to piss off Xiao Qin, but now I'm using it on the class leader!
"When will your father be back if he's not home?"
"It's hard to say …" Because of the bird flu and Auntie Ren, my dad's progress in writing the textbooks has been seriously delayed. "He'll probably be back in at least half a month, but it could be longer …"
The class leader became even angrier.
"How, how can there be such an irresponsible parent? Don't tell me you've been managing the adult goods store by yourself? "
I could only nod and admit it.
Unexpectedly, the class leader did not continue to criticize my dad and became silent like me.
Did she think that she was also a left-behind child with no parents by her side all year round? At least she had her little brother to rely on. As for me, I was alone at home every day. I had to cook for myself, manage my online store, and deliver packages by myself. With so many things going on every day, it was already pretty good that I could maintain my current grades.
Actually, I'm not that miserable ~ ~ My dad only recently went out to write textbooks, and I'm very supportive of him. When I think about the possibility of him using this opportunity to return to university, I'll be able to run the online store with 120% of my energy — — class leader, you don't have to sympathize with me!
Also, Su Qiao has been doing my laundry and cooking for me for the past few days. If you visited my house out of pity and found out that I have a 'maid' doing everything for me, then you definitely wouldn't sympathize with me!
Under the class leader's questioning, I could only explain that my dad was staying at a hotel for a long time for a certain job. If I wanted to visit my dad, I would have to go to the hotel to find him.
Although it's not impossible for my dad to come home for a day, it would be too chaotic if I, the class leader, Su Qiao, and my dad all appeared at the same time.
"In your situation, someone needs to do a home visit! Tomorrow, after school, take me to that hotel! "
After saying it, the class leader realized that her voice was a bit loud, and 'take me to the hotel' was a bit ambiguous.
"I, I want to have a good talk with your father!"
The class leader added.
I couldn't think of a good reason to refuse, so I could only agree to it.
But I had another plan in mind: If the class leader sees my gentle and reasonable dad, it might actually improve her impression of me!
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