After eating lunch in the cafeteria, I returned to the classroom and picked up the 50 condoms in the black plastic bag. I was about to go to Director Cao's house, but I never thought … I would be stopped by Constable Ma in the hallway.
He was wearing a grey windbreaker. Although he was in plain clothes, if I was a criminal, I would be able to tell he was a police officer from afar — his hatred for evil was written all over his face. Also, wearing a windbreaker on such a hot day, isn't he suspicious enough!
"What's that in your hand?" Constable Ma asked.
I snorted: "None of your business!" At the same time, I hid the plastic bag behind my back. Although condoms aren't illegal, it's still pretty awkward if the police found them in school.
I was stopped again by Constable Ma when I tried to go around him.
I couldn't help but get angry.
"Hey hey, you came to the school to check my stuff, do you have a search warrant? Do you have an arrest warrant? My friend has a Weibo account! Be careful, or I'll make your drug squad restless! "
The so-called "friend with a Weibo account" was referring to Eunuch Cao. He and Director Cao jointly operated a Weibo account. The main purpose was to promote their short films, but they would also participate in popular discussions to attract attention.
Following the popularity of camera phones and the increase in influence of Weibo, many officials didn't dare to wear a good watch or drive a good car. Constable Ma was also wary of Weibo, which claimed to be the "mouthpiece of the people", and he unconsciously frowned.
"I came to 28 Middle because there were rumors that there were illegal organizations in Dong Shan city that remotely controlled minors to sell ecstasy in discos and KTVs …"
"Then don't suspect me!" I immediately cleared my suspicions, "Do you think I'm a qualified salesman with my looks?"
Constable Ma held his chin and looked at me for a while, "Indeed, you're not friendly enough to be a salesman, and you're a bit too young to be a leader …"
I waved my hand, "Then that's fine! I think you've gone crazy from wanting to arrest me! If there's nothing else, I'm leaving! "
"Wait." Constable Ma put his hand in front of me and showed me his police ID, then said, "Although I don't have an arrest warrant, there's another case that's definitely related to you and I need your help in the investigation — — I suspect you're related to a streaking incident."
Streaking … streaking? I don't sleepwalk or get drunk, so why would streaking have anything to do with me? It must be a frame-up and shameless slander. Officer Ma, I thought you were a man when you risked your life to face the drug traffickers. But in the end, in order to catch me, you don't even care about the bottom line of the people's police and started to fabricate evidence?
Officer Ma narrated in a flat tone, "At two o 'clock in the afternoon yesterday, two young men took off their clothes and ran around naked in a park for the elderly in Dongcheng District without any warning, which caused a very bad influence on society …"
I poked Constable Ma with a dead face, "It has nothing to do with me. I was at Qing Zi Academy yesterday afternoon, the principal's son can testify for me."
Constable Ma didn't argue with me. He took out his phone and showed me the three photos he had saved.
In the first photo, a certain young man was running around in the nude with his white flesh exposed.
In the second photo, there was another young man with darker skin, but he was also running around naked in high spirits.
In the third photo, two young men, one white and one black, were subdued by the police and pressed onto the ground, but their expressions were like patriotic youths participating in the May 4th Movement.
I averted my eyes guiltily.
It's not that I know these two young men, but they were both carrying inflatable dolls in their hands when they were running around naked! Isn't that the 'Nancy' that was just sold by my store? Like I said, no one could get hard on an ugly inflatable doll like that. As expected, they were used as props for performance art!
Constable Ma was very satisfied with my expression.
"It looks like you already admitted you sold them these two inflatable dolls?"
"So, so what?" I was unconvinced, "As sellers, we only guarantee a good price and a fair price. We can't be responsible for what our customers use our products for! Do you think if someone bought a hammer at a hardware store and killed someone, the hardware store owner would be sentenced as well? "
My series of rhetorical questions made Constable Ma speechless. He put away his phone and said:
"I'm just reminding you that cases of using inflatable dolls to transport drugs have also happened in foreign countries. If you knowingly provide props to criminals, then you will be held responsible!"
What, we were clearly passing by 28 Middle to investigate a case, and streaking isn't a criminal case, yet you had to give me a verbal warning. Does Constable Ma not want me to live too comfortably!
Being interrogated by plainclothes police wasn't something that 28 High School could see every day, even for the experienced and knowledgeable 28 High students.
But they weren't surprised that I was the main character. After all, in the eyes of most of the alumni, I've already killed dozens of people.
The timid ones purposely slowed down when they passed by in an attempt to figure out what kind of crime I committed.
The brave ones would stop and watch from afar until I glared at them, then they would run away with their tails between their legs.
Unexpectedly, Gong CaiCai also stopped when she saw me being interrogated by a plainclothes police. She leaned against the wall and blinked her large eyes filled with curiosity.
She blushed when Constable Ma mentioned 'streaking'.
She didn't react when Constable Ma mentioned 'inflatable dolls', as if she didn't know what they were.
Gong CaiCai's face turned even redder when she saw the picture on Constable Ma's phone.
If you blush so easily, don't just stand there and watch! You're an obedient girl in the eyes of your teachers and parents! You'll turn into a bad child if you hear too much of this!
Constable Ma also felt awkward with a girl with a huge chest and innocent eyes watching from the side. He waved his hand when he saw he couldn't get any information from me, "You can leave!"
Hmph, at least say "Thank you for cooperating with the investigation" like they do on TV!
I relaxed my guard and took half a step forward. Unexpectedly, Constable Ma pretended to make way for me, but he moved in the wrong direction and blocked in front of me.
More importantly, his left hand seemed to have accidentally touched my black plastic bag as if he was trying to see what was inside.
I was already scared of being discovered by the class leader while carrying a bag of condoms. Now that I was scared by Constable Ma, my body trembled and I subconsciously pulled back the plastic bag. Constable Ma realized I was feeling guilty, so he was unable to contain his joy and grabbed onto a corner of the plastic bag and refused to let go.
Now, as they fought, the plastic bag, which was not strong to begin with, split into two halves from the middle.
Not one more, not one less, a total of 50 condoms were tossed to the ceiling like flowers scattered by a celestial maiden. Then, they fell one after another like ribbons at a ceremony.
Gong CaiCai's position wasn't good, so the condom ribbons all landed on her head and shoulders. Some even hit her face and even her chest.
Gong CaiCai's subconscious reaction to this sudden situation was to cover her head and squat down. At first, she didn't realize what was happening and didn't know that she had been "baptized" by a large number of condoms. When it was over, Gong CaiCai picked up the square object by her feet and saw the logo on it. She suddenly blushed.
Even the ignorant Gong CaiCai had heard of Durex's name from the ubiquitous TV commercials.
Constable Ma originally thought I was trying to hide Ecstasy, but he realized it was a bunch of contraband condoms that were nothing to the drug enforcement police. He couldn't help but feel disappointed.
Gong CaiCai, who was crouching on the ground, realized there were even condoms on her head. She reached out with trembling hands and took them off. Then she threw them on the ground without even looking at them as if they were poisonous.
Although there weren't many people in the hallway, there were still people who saw Gong CaiCai's embarrassment. Some of the girls who were usually jealous of Gong CaiCai even mocked her from afar. Gong CaiCai's nose turned sour and she started to quietly sob.
"Wuwu … wuwu …"
Her cries were like those of a small animal, which made male animals feel sympathy. Constable Ma and I said to Gong CaiCai at the same time: "Are you okay?"
I'm not sure if it was because our questions made Gong CaiCai feel even more wronged, but she cried even louder.
Gong CaiCai, who was' splashed 'with condoms, was both pitiful and laughable as she squatted on the ground and cried. I helped Gong CaiCai remove a piece of condom stuck in her hair out of goodwill and stuffed it into my pocket.
Constable Ma also helped Gong CaiCai remove a piece of condom stuck on her shoulder in embarrassment, but after taking a closer look, it seemed like he was still suspecting me of using condoms to sell drugs.
"These are condoms that a customer ordered, I was in a hurry to deliver them." I scolded Constable Ma, "Now look at you, it's because of your suspicions that you caused psychological damage to an underage girl. Just you wait. I'm going to get my friend to post on Weibo and say that you're insulting middle school girls as the captain of the criminal police team. "
Constable Ma felt wronged and a bit fearful towards my threat. Although he had a clear conscience, if it caused a negative impact on society and caused him to be suspended for investigation, then it would affect his drug enforcement work.
"I'm really sorry." Constable Ma apologized to Gong CaiCai and worked even harder to remove the condoms on her body.
With the two of us working together, the condoms on Gong CaiCai's body were quickly cleaned out. There was only one that slipped through the net. It was sleeping comfortably in the valley formed by Gong CaiCai's bulging breasts. Since the location was too sensitive, no one dared to touch it.
"No, it's okay." Gong CaiCai, who did not notice the piece of condom in front of her chest, responded to Constable Ma's apology, "It's … it's because I'm too delicate, it's not polite for me to stand here and listen to your conversation …"
When Gong CaiCai stood up from the ground, a piece of condom fell out from the folds of her skirt. If you didn't look carefully, it would look like the condom fell out from the inside of her skirt and it made me have bad thoughts.
"Gong CaiCai, your … your chest …" I pointed at Gong CaiCai with my finger. Only then did she realize there was an incongruous thing in front of her chest. She was so scared that she used all her strength to knock the condom away like she was chasing away a bug.
The side effect was that her jelly-like breasts were completely in line with the mechanics of the human body and it caused a wave of heart-wrenching tremors.
In addition, the class leader heard Gong CaiCai's cries and walked out of the classroom. The piece of condom that was knocked away by Gong CaiCai flew straight towards the class leader.
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