Using the key Peng TouSi secretly put in my pocket, I opened the cage and let Xiong YaoYue out. Other people let the tiger back into the mountains, but I let the bear out of the cage.
It's a good thing the tiger is going to eat people, but Winnie the Pooh would at most eat an ice cream.
Xiong YaoYue walked out of the cage, but her second step turned into a jump. She pouted and said her feet were numb, so she asked me to support her.
No shit! How can your feet not be numb after standing still for four hours? Do you think you're a statue made of marble?
I had no choice but to support Xiong YaoYue, who was making weird sounds with every step, and we slowly moved to the basement's metal door.
"You have nothing better to do!" I scolded with a smile.
"I'm not full at all right now." Xiong YaoYue said faintly, "I heard people say you can marry a North Korean wife with a steamed bun at the border. I'm pretty much the same right now, I might even get married if a man treats me to a big meal."
"Hold on, don't get married!" I encouraged Xiong YaoYue like an avalanche victim, "Ai Mi will treat you to a big meal once we go up, all you have to do is be a lackey to repay her!"
In the pitch-black basement, with only the Swiss Army knife's small flashlight to illuminate the place, the two of us did look a bit like victims.
Xiong YaoYue laughed, "Hahaha, look at what you're saying! It's like I can get married immediately! You're the only man by my side right now, you're gay, so you won't marry me! "
Girls seem to like to joke about marriage. When I was in elementary school, I heard two girls in the front row call each other 'husband' and 'wife' (not lesbians, it's just a sign of intimacy). Xiong YaoYue was clearly trying to communicate with me.
I insisted many times that I wasn't gay, but Xiong YaoYue had a deep misunderstanding and wouldn't believe me no matter what. So I wondered if I could take a roundabout way and let her understand the truth step by step.
"Ahem." I cleared my throat, "Winnie, have you heard of bisexuals?"
"I've heard of it!" Xiong YaoYue was surprised, "Isn't bisexuals the type that likes both men and women and people call them 'universal plugs'? Are you trying to say you're bisexual? "
"Universal plug" is such a wretched title, and you still have the nerve to say it! But at this point, in order to save the country in a roundabout way, a universal plug is a universal plug. I'm going all out!
"That's right," I said solemnly. "I'm the legendary bisexual who likes both men and women. Don't be too careless with me. I can't guarantee that I won't do anything to you."
"Tch ~ ~ ~ ~ ~" Xiong YaoYue dragged out her voice as if she didn't believe me, "But I heard that most bisexual men are the aggressors. Last time when you prepared sexy underwear for yourself, you were obviously the one who received it! "
"That, that pair of underwear was prepared for someone else!" Once he started to lie, he couldn't stop himself. "I was obviously the one on the top! Compare me and Shen ShaoYi, who do you think is the one receiving? "
Xiong YaoYue's mouth was wide open. After a long while, she came to a sudden realization. "Indeed, you're more like the attacker! Don't tell me you're carrying that sexy underwear with you for Shen ShaoYi to wear? "
"Yes, that's right!" It seems like saving the country in a roundabout way also came with a price. Not only did I not get any results, but I also imprinted the scene of me bursting Shen ShaoYi's chrysanthemum into Xiong YaoYue's mind.
"Even so, it doesn't prove you're bisexual!" Xiong YaoYue raised her head slightly and looked at me even closer. My arm was originally going under her armpit to support her, but the result of her action was my elbow accidentally touching … her bouncy chest.
I don't know why, but I immediately thought of a strong jaguar! This kind of healthy, energetic chest would not resign itself to the pressure of the elbow, but would firmly and proudly fight back! She was basically trying to push my elbow away with her own strength!
Gong CaiCai's breasts were like super large pudding, it was a completely different style!
Oh right, the "super large pudding" was a conclusion Xiong YaoYue came up with after she attacked Gong CaiCai's chest. Don't think I've ever touched Gong CaiCai's chest.
"Tell me, how can you prove you're bisexual?"
Xiong YaoYue, who didn't even notice she was pressing her chest against me, asked aggressively.
Luckily the lights were off in the basement! Otherwise, the protrusion of my crotch would be enough to prove everything! Although I wanted to shine a flashlight on my little friend and say: "See, do you believe me now?", it would be too dirty! I gave up after thinking about it!
Seeing that I was speechless, Xiong YaoYue smiled proudly: "You're still teasing me, right? Don't try to forcefully straighten yourself because you're gay! If you straighten yourself, we won't be able to be good sisters! "
I was surprised. "If I straighten myself, will you ignore me?"
"Why would I!" Xiong YaoYue laughed even harder, "We'll be good brothers if you straighten yourself! When the time comes, I'll help you when you get your eyes on any girl! "
So you'll never treat me like the opposite sex? I don't know why, but I felt a bit annoyed!
After we came out of the basement, the French chef enthusiastically served Xiong YaoYue a sumptuous lunch. The starving Xiong YaoYue gratefully ate the meal. If it wasn't for the language barrier, she might have blurted out that she wanted to marry him in the future.
The French chef treated his cooking as his life. Because Ai Mi had a small appetite and was used to eating good food, the French chef racked his brains to please Ai Mi, but he didn't achieve any breakthroughs. On the other hand, it was easier to feel a sense of accomplishment when he fed me and Xiong YaoYue.
After the meal, Ai Mi sat on the sofa in room 101 of the VIP building and watched 'Flying Little Policewoman'. When Xiong YaoYue saw Ai Mi, she saluted and reported:
"Miss Ai Mi, Winnie is back! It must have been hard on you this morning! I'll definitely go cheer you on next time! "
"I already told you not to use honorifics with me." Ai Mi said unhappily, "But the manservant has been impolite since the beginning …" She pointed at me who was stealing fruits and said: "You should learn from Winnie in the future!"
I tossed the sparkling ruby-like grapes into my mouth and thought: "You're the impolite one, I'll punish you by calling me brother a hundred times a day!"
Thus, Xiong YaoYue sat next to Ai Mi with a cheeky smile and reported the progress of the LOL team while we watched 'Flying Little Policewoman'. I listened intently while eating grapes.
Xiong YaoYue said that after her hard work, Team Golden Lightning, with Ai Mi as the boss, didn't manage to recruit a single one of the ten members from Team 1 and Team 2.
I almost spat out the grapes in my mouth (see peashooter for effect), "What do you have to report if you didn't manage to recruit a single member?"
"There's nothing I can do." Xiong YaoYue complained, "I went to a few big internet cafes and even added the top players on the server as friends. In the end, those with good skills thought that I was tricking them and believed that my skills were too bad …"
"You're a girl in middle school, it's not very credible to invite them to join a professional team." I analyzed, "Let's not worry about the online contacts. If you see an expert in an internet cafe in the future, you can borrow a bodyguard from Ai Mi. That way, they should believe you."
"That's right." Xiong YaoYue clapped her hands, "Then lend me Peng Peng next time. Let's see who still dares to call me a liar. "
"Don't bother." Ai Mi stared at the TV and said coldly, "Winnie, open the second drawer on the left of the TV cabinet and take out everything."
Xiong YaoYue didn't ask any questions, she jumped up from the sofa and opened the drawer.
As a result, when she saw what was inside, her body trembled, her knees went soft and she knelt in front of the drawer.
Not only did she kneel, but she also lowered her head to the carpet and said respectfully:
"Please bless me so I'll never lack you. Please accept this humble kowtow."
I was surprised and went to take a look. My nose almost went crooked from anger.
Damn, Xiong YaoYue wasn't kowtowing to a deity, she was kowtowing to a thick stack of RMB. Based on the thickness, each stack should be at least ten thousand. I can't understand the world of the rich, she actually casually left cash there.
"Winnie, take one or two stacks of money to them, and slap them in the face with the money if they don't believe you!" Amy said in a calm tone.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Ai Mi, you're acting like a child. What if Winnie gets robbed when she goes out with so much cash?"
"That's right." Xiong YaoYue also said, "Then she would lose the money."
She didn't think that she could be hurt.
Ai Mi was focused on the new character 'Flying Squirrel' and answered absent-mindedly: "Winnie wouldn't have to be afraid of being robbed if Peng TouSi accompanied her."
"Since Peng TouSi is accompanying her, why did you ask Winnie to bring cash?"
The cartoon finally came to an end. The flying squirrel had to stay in the forest to protect the other animals, so he couldn't join the flying policewoman's team. Ai Mi sighed regretfully, "I thought there would be more team members."
Ai Mi was only passionate when she did things, but she wasn't as enthusiastic about the LOL team anymore. But she still told Xiong YaoYue to pay attention to finding members. The team activity room on the second floor was still under construction. Once everything was ready, the boss would have to play a round or two to satisfy her cravings.
After a commercial, the fourth episode of Flying Little Policewoman began airing. Ai Mi pulled Xiong YaoYue along to watch it with her. I was bored, so I decided to take Obama out for a walk when I saw him curled up in a corner with a cowbell hanging around his neck. The sooner I lose weight, the sooner I can leave this world of suffering.
Since Obama didn't have a record of harming anyone, I didn't use a leash. I brought him out of the VIP building and walked around the perimeter wall.
When I was about to go to the fountain in the distance, I was shocked to find that there was a university student squatting in the tall grass near the wall. He was staring at me attentively.
My first reaction was that this guy was squatting there and pooping, and the proof was Obama barking at him. Dogs can't stop eating, so no one can guarantee that Obama wasn't starving.
But when I took a closer look, the university student was wearing pants. Our gazes met for a while, then he asked in an enigmatic tone:
"I heard you guys are recruiting for a professional LOL team?"
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