In the woods, I heard a round of applause from behind me after I just had a wet kiss with Xiao Qin.
"Nice kiss, nice kiss, hello Ye Lin."
What the f * ck is this half-understood sentence mixed with a greeting?! Isn't that the idiot Kyle? You came here to peep on Ai Mi, but you saw me kissing Xiao Qin? I don't feel good after seeing you!
Xiao Qin, who has androphobia, immediately hid behind me. But she didn't feel embarrassed that a third party saw us kissing. Instead, she had a proud expression as if she had just declared her sovereignty.
I protected Xiao Qin behind me (actually, Kyle was the one I should be protecting) and asked in a bad mood:
"What are you calling me? It's none of your business. "
"Heh, heh, heh." Kyle's shoulders trembled and he laughed in an exaggerated manner, "Since you're together with Madam Ren's daughter, I'm not worried about you competing with me for Ai Mi."
It's rare for him to speak such a long sentence in Chinese without stumbling or missing any words. Kyle's Chinese has improved!
But wait! It's Chinese, but why is it a Henan dialect? I heard you hired four Chinese teachers, so one of them is from Henan?
It's so weird to hear a foreigner speak in a Henan dialect!
Speaking of which, since Ai Mi appointed Xiong YaoYue to organize the LOL team, I used the computer in my study to look up information on League of Legends.
Since there are more heroes than the 108 Generals of Liangshan, and each hero has a unique characteristic, it's hard to avoid comparing a hero to someone close to me. I want to see if there are any similarities between characters in the game and in real life.
For example, the hero closest to me would be the 'Barbarian King'. Since he's a Spartan with muscles, he might be based on the main character of 'Conan the Barbarian' (a non-Japanese elementary school student. This Conan was once played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was also covered in muscles and had a large sword).
The class leader, on the other hand, had to be a long-range attacker. Even though she wanted to be a criminal police officer, the character of 'Policewoman of Pi City' was more fitting in terms of gun usage and identity. But compared to the class leader, 'Policewoman of Pi City' was too mischievous, and her clothing was too modern.
I think the Goddess of War who uses boomerangs is closer to the class leader's aura. Also, don't think I chose the Goddess of War just because her breasts are bigger than the Policewoman.
It wasn't easy to find a hero that was similar to Xiao Qin, so he reluctantly found "Dragonblood Martial Maiden." Although she was fast and a Grandmaster of Combat, and could transform into a dragon when she was angry, she actually had a tail! Xiao Qin doesn't have a tail! I, who once stripped her down to her bra and underwear, can testify!
After I started secretly playing LOL behind Xiao Ding's back (sorry I'm bad, but LOL is easier than DOTA. I can now occasionally win PVP on normal difficulty), I felt that the Kyle in front of me was very similar to the hero from LOL — — EZ the Explorer!
Other than the fact that he didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes like EZ, he had flaxen hair and dark brown eyes. His other attributes, such as a sunny disposition, love of adventure, and even his mixed Chinese and foreign style costume, were more than 50% similar to EZ's costume!
As long as he wore a pair of goggles on his forehead, people would think he was cosplaying EZ the Explorer! But as the most handsome man in the entire game, this EZ dressed up by Kyle speaks with a Henan accent! So EZ went to Henan to search for the ancient ruins of the Shang Dynasty? What kind of treasure did you dig up this time! Don't tell me you can buy the exclusive equipment 'Competitive Heart' in the game store in the future!
If he didn't open his mouth and just stood still, he would look like a high-end handsome guy. Once he moved, especially when he spoke Chinese, he would look like an idiot. Kyle looked at me with a smile, as if he was waiting for me to praise his improvement in Chinese.
"Can you be a bit more normal?" I said bitterly, "No matter how much you practice, you won't be able to reach Ai Mi's level. Also, don't always pester me …"
I swallowed the words' my sister 'and changed my words: "Don't always pester the underage Ai Mi!"
"Hmph, you're already Madam Ren's daughter. You've already lost the qualifications to compete with me for Ai Mi! You should … f * ck off on your own! "
The first half of the sentence was Henan, but the second half became Northeastern. Looking at Kyle's healthy and harmless face, I knew he wasn't scolding me on purpose, but he took 'f * ck off' as a synonym for 'quit'.
Not only did he go from stuttering to speaking in a dialect, but it's also not the same dialect? Don't you have four Chinese teachers? I'm really curious what the other two dialects are!
I thought about the news on my phone's UC browser: "Why do American youths collect Chinese dialects?" I thought to myself, what's so great about collecting dialects! Kyle already knows how to speak a dialect! In China, as long as you can speak a dialect, you have the qualifications to perform in a skit at the Spring Festival Gala! I've never heard of a skit performed in Chinese!
004 and 005 heard a conversation behind the RV and walked over warily. Kyle clicked his tongue and left before he could meet the bodyguards.
Before he left, he made a western gunslinger aiming at me and said proudly:
"If you still dare to pursue Ai Mi, I'll report you to Madam Ren! Then you won't be able to leave this time! "
Kyle's threat really made me a bit scared. Although Ai Mi and I only have a pure sibling relationship, does Auntie Ren know?
I pulled Xiao Qin out of the woods and asked: "You promised not to tell anyone that Ai Mi is my sister, but you didn't tell Auntie Ren either, right?"
Xiao Qin first nodded, then immediately shook her head. After making herself dizzy, she finally opened her mouth and said:
"I didn't say it, because if I can't do what Ye Lin classmate set, I'll be fired as your girlfriend!"
I pulled Xiao Qin's hand with a bit of relief and planned to continue walking forward, but Xiao Qin stood still.
"Ye Lin classmate, I've checked online. Siblings with different fathers can't get married."
You don't have to tell me that! I never thought about marrying my own sister!
"Then … why don't you tell her your sibling relationship now? Were you threatened with something you can't say? "
Xiao Qin never mentions Ai ShuQiao's name in front of me, nor does she use the term 'your biological mother', as if she was afraid of triggering my negative emotions.
After thinking about it carefully, Xiao Qin's words were not without reason. After I risked my life to save Ai Mi, Ai ShuQiao's hostility towards me decreased greatly. She doesn't seem to mind that I'm always by Ai Mi's side. Maybe she thinks that a sis-con brother wouldn't cause any harm to Ai Mi?
The reason why Peng TouSi advised me not to reveal my sibling relationship was because Ai Mi has a lot of pressure as a celebrity and he didn't want to burden her. Also, if she knew I was abandoned by Ai ShuQiao for so many years, Ai Mi might have a new conflict with her mother.
But I can't always hide it from Ai Mi. She kissed her brother today, who knows what kind of outrageous things she might do in the future? Maybe I should cut the Gordian knot and find a suitable opportunity to lay my cards on the table with Ai Mi.
After making the above decision, I told Xiao Qin my thoughts. Only then did Xiao Qin's worry turn into happiness. She walked hand in hand with me.
"How did you find out I was on set?" I asked casually.
Xiao Qin sniffed mischievously, "I can smell your scent in the air!"
Do you think you're a truffle hound! Also, I'm not a truffle fungus, I'm a human! Ai Mi reduced me to the dividing line between a human and an animal, but you turned me into a fungus relative!
I wanted to go to the set to watch Ai Mi's performance, but I was afraid of Auntie Ren, so I decided to follow my original plan. I would pass through film city and visit Wu Sheng at the clinic. In one of my extracurricular reading, there was a millionaire with an eye disease who got better because he saw someone who looked like him. Saving a life is better than building a seven-floor pagoda, so I didn't lose anything by visiting Wu Sheng.
Xiao Qin was surprised when she heard there was someone who looked like me who had a cold and was on an IV drip:
"There's actually someone who looks like Ye Lin classmate? Then … there must be a girl who looks like me? "
Similar to you? Do you mean in terms of appearance? It's possible if it's just appearance, but you're a martial arts genius, it would be illogical if they had similar skills!
"A girl who looks like me would also fall in love with someone who looks like Ye Lin classmate! I hope they'll be happy together! "
"What kind of train of thought is that! Why do people who look like us have to be together! "
"It's, it's a matter of course! Also, not only in this world, not only in this universe, but in millions of parallel universes, Ye Lin classmate and I will live happily together! "
It must be one of the shoujo manga you read that had a melodramatic plot of crossing between parallel universes. In this day and age where diversity is advocated, don't force you and I in other parallel universes to develop like us without any individuality! Give them freedom! At least allow your parallel universe self to not meet me and not fall in love with me!
"No, no! If that's the case, wouldn't the Ye Lin classmate in that universe be too pitiful! "
Not pitiful at all! If I didn't meet you, I wouldn't have been bullied for so many years. I wouldn't have become the person that everyone is afraid of. I would have always had aunties giving me candy. The me in that parallel universe might even feel happy!
Because Xiao Qin heard that Wu Sheng looked like me, she really wanted to see Wu Sheng even though she has androphobia. So I brought Xiao Qin to the small clinic behind film city.
After entering the single patient room that Director Cao booked for Wu Sheng, everything in front of me was white. White walls, white bedsheets, white patient garments. Wu Sheng, who was wearing the patient garments and having an IV drip, turned around and looked at me.
No, it's not like how novels describe. When similar people look at each other, it's like looking into a mirror.
I only felt that Wu Sheng was more like me who was shot multiple times, stabbed in the heart, and then tortured for a hundred years in hell. I'm already numb from the torture and I don't have anything to live for anymore.
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