When Peng TouSi saw me, he warmly greeted me. With his scarred face and my fierce gaze, it looked like a meeting between members of the Mafia.
"Lin, you finally have time to come over. Even Obama misses you."
It seems Peng TouSi wasn't lying. Obama ran in front of my thighs and rubbed his mouth against my knees.
I found a plastic tag hanging around Obama's neck. It was written in Chinese, English, and French. It said, 'Dieting. Please don't feed me.' I could tell that Obama hated this tag. He had tried to bite it off several times.
Compared to the day before, Obama did gain a bit more weight. His swollen waist and butt matched with his still serious eyes, making him seem even more of a retard.
Obama rubbed himself against my leg, hoping that I would feed him or help him remove the plastic plate that was preventing him from getting any food. Neither of his hopes were fulfilled. He made a disgruntled grunt and bit the hem of my pants. Then, he turned around to look for other kind-hearted people.
A bejeweled, fat woman, accompanied by a skinny male companion, was walking towards the main entrance of Film City. Obama barked at her a few times, and the fat woman was so scared that she leaned to the side and almost crushed her companion to death.
"Lin, it's best if you don't let Miss eat chips anymore." Peng TouSi said to me.
"Why? Isn't it good for Ai Mi to relieve stress once in a while? "
"Lin, as you know, Miss's body isn't that strong. She's allergic to a lot of things and it's easy for her to lose her nutrition. Ever since she started eating chips, she gets irritated easily. Recently, she even got oral ulcers. It's quite painful."
"Are … are you sure it's because of the chips?"
"It could also be because of cola. Anyway, don't let Miss eat those things for a while."
"I know, I'll be careful."
She really needs to reflect! I can't be spoiled just because she's my sister! It seems like cola and chips aren't healthy food. People with max immunity like Xiong YaoYue can eat them as much as they want, but people with sensitive constitutions like Ai Mi must have limited amounts!
I said goodbye to Peng TouSi and ran along the straight road of film city. Soon, I arrived at the set of "The Magic Cauldron" and saw the RV parked next to the woods.
I first went around to the side of the woods to make sure that bastard Kyle wasn't peeping next to the window. Then I walked to the front door of the RV and told 004 and 005 that I wanted to go see Ai Mi.
After 005 made the announcement, Ai Mi's voice came from the bedroom:
"The damned manservant is here. Let him in."
It was very unnatural, as if there was something stuck in his mouth.
The bedroom was very spacious and bright compared to the other rooms in the RV. I saw Ai Mi lying on the circular water bed in a vermillion dress that was easy to change into and out of. People who didn't know the truth would think she was terminally ill.
"Does the ulcer hurt?" I asked.
"Of course it hurts!" Ai Mi vented her anger at me to lessen her pain, "It's all because the manservant took me to eat poisonous food!"
Oh, she was referring to the time she vomited at the food street. Since she vomited right after eating it, it means it wasn't absorbed by the body, so it probably wasn't the cause of the ulcer.
The most suspicious were still the cola and chips. Sometimes I get ulcers when I eat too many chips, let alone my sister who isn't a Spartan. But Ai Mi didn't want to think in that direction. Cola and chips were perfect in her eyes.
"How many ulcers do you have?" I asked, "Open your mouth and let me see if it's serious."
Ai Mi shut her mouth tightly. Her cute brows were tightly furrowed, and her face was slightly red.
She showed her body in front of me several times, but she didn't want me to see the ulcers in her mouth.
Is it because you think your body is perfect, but the ulcers in your mouth aren't perfect? Even if you wear less than a bath towel or a swimsuit, would you feel more embarrassed than if I saw the ulcers?
Ai Mi, who wasn't very good at enduring pain, rolled over on the waterbed again. Her face was full of resentment and grievance, as if she was questioning why God made her suffer like this.
You really haven't suffered at all! Last year, when I was fighting with someone, I cut my finger with a knife. I didn't even use anesthetics and got three stitches! I used Guan Yu as an example, but I didn't even make a sound! Even an ulcer can torture you to the point where you want to die. There are many times in life where you have to endure pain, how can you endure it!
The easiest example to think of is the pain of giving birth! Can you endure that kind of pain in the future? Would you find a surrogate if you don't want to suffer at all?
After Ai Mi's small body twitched, she bounced up from the waterbed and reached for the painkillers on the bedside table.
Although the outside of the bottle was written in English, based on my intuition and Ai Mi's expression, I felt it must be painkillers.
At first glance, he found a bottle of Watermelon Frost Spray, which was very familiar to the Chinese, among several different painkillers.
Did Peng TouSi buy it? Peng TouSi is especially good at doing as the Romans do. He only arrived in China for two months, but he already learned how to pick locks with tin foil. Now he also bought watermelon spray for Ai Mi as an alternative. Unfortunately, Ai Mi doesn't believe in traditional Chinese medicine and would rather take painkillers that have a lot of side effects.
I grabbed Ai Mi's hand halfway and stopped her from getting the painkillers.
"What are you doing!" Because her mouth hurt, Ai Mi questioned me, "Do you think you can touch my hand without my permission?"
"Don't take painkillers so easily." I said, "Painkillers are harmful to the stomach, liver, kidneys, and heart. Also, if you take painkillers for minor illnesses, when you really need painkillers, they won't have any effect!"
Ai Mi pulled her hand out of my palm and sat in a kneeling position on the water bed. But it wasn't a standard kneeling position like Japanese women. Instead, her legs formed an "M" shape on the bed. She looked very lazy and willful, as if she could lose her temper at any time.
Because Ai Mi had a small frame and narrow shoulders, the straps of her dress slid down from her shoulders. Although it wasn't to the extent of exposing her body, it still exposed the slightly bulging curves of her chest.
"What are you doing! Put on your clothes! " I ordered her with a frown. She immediately showed an annoyed expression of 'a mere manservant dares to talk to me like that'.
Ai Mi still sat lazily on the bed without any intention of carrying out my orders. The small beast with a pointy mouth said:
"Dressing the master is the servant's job! You say you love me, but you can't even help me put on my clothes! "
After saying so much in a row, she, who had an ulcer in her mouth, pouted in discomfort.
I had no choice but to carefully pick up Ai Mi's shoulder straps with my fingertips and helped her back to her original position.
"That's more like it." Ai Mi nodded slightly, then she pointed towards the painkillers and ordered:
"Manservant, feed me the medicine! If I don't take the painkillers, I'll die from the pain! "
I ignored her orders and picked up the watermelon cream from the bedside table.
"Painkillers have too many side effects. Listen to me, use watermelon cream today!"
"I don't want it! Don't poison me with suspicious Chinese medicine! That idiot Peng TouSi said watermelon cream has special effects for treating mouth ulcers, but it doesn't taste like watermelon, it's bitter and disgusting! "
Is it because it tastes bad?! Good medicine tastes bitter, but it's good for illnesses! Do you want chips and cola to cure illnesses?!
"Chips can't cure illnesses, but cola can!" Ai Mi said stubbornly, "Americans drink cola to cure colds!"
How stupid! It's on the same level as Chinese who use radix isatidis to prevent bird flu. Some experts have long said that Chinese and Americans have a lot of similarities. In terms of stupidity (such as Americans believe in psychics, Chinese do shamans), it's no wonder they're both earthlings!
"Cola can't cure colds!" I flatly denied the unreliable American scientists, "Your mouth ulcers were caused by eating chips! Watermelon cream does taste a hundred times worse than watermelon, but it can cure your ulcers! That's the price you have to pay for eating chips! You can only eat chips after suffering hardships! "
Ai Mi, who had long suspected the ulcers had something to do with chips, lowered her head and didn't say anything.
"Listen to me, it's uncomfortable when the watermelon cream first comes on, but it'll pass after a while. Painkillers don't cure the root cause. You can only continue to eat the things you like when your mouth ulcers are cured! Otherwise, even if I brought you chips, you wouldn't be able to eat them right now. "
Ai Mi, who was convinced by my last sentence, asked me doubtfully: "Will it really pass after a while?"
"Really." I promised that when the watermelon cream first came into contact with the ulcers, it was still very painful. I purposely downplayed it. It was the same as "dad taking you to the zoo", but it turned out to be a hospital injection.
"Open your mouth, I'll apply the medicine. Say 'Ah — —'" I patiently guided my sister.
Ai Mi reluctantly opened her mouth. Her cherry red lips were moist. It might have been because she licked her lips when she was licking the ulcers.
There was an ulcer the size of a grain of rice on her lower lip near the root of her teeth. I felt that was the only place that wouldn't cause Ai Mi so much pain, so I asked her if there were any other places.
"There's one more place at the root of my tongue." Ai Mi told me with a bit of fear. It was as if the relationship between the two of us had suddenly become that of a patient and a doctor. "It's under my tongue, it hurts."
"Lift your tongue and let me see."
I said as I held Ai Mi's delicate chin with my left hand and unscrewed the cap of the watermelon cream in my right hand.
Ai Mi, who was held by my chin, did not feel shy at all. Instead, she seemed to enjoy the treatment like a cat and placed all of her weight on my hand.
But when she looked at the watermelon cream in my right hand, it was like she was looking at a dentist's drill.
Ai Mi pushed the tip of her tongue against her upper teeth, flashed in front of my eyes, and immediately closed her mouth again — — as if she was worried that I would suddenly attack her.
As expected, what's under the tongue is the most important! A white ulcer the size of a fingernail! No matter what, I have to spray the watermelon cream on it today. Otherwise, if the wound worsens, Ai Mi will suffer even more!
It's time to show some authority as a brother.
I held her chin tighter, not enough to hurt her, but not enough to give her a chance to escape.
"It's better to get it over with." I said seriously, "Open your mouth like before, it'll be over in one second. If you're afraid of pain …"
I clenched my teeth, "You can pinch my thigh, that's fair, right?"
Ai Mi seemed to be very interested in this proposal, she reached out and touched my crotch.
What kind of joke is this! I'm telling you to pinch my thigh, not my third leg! If you pinch my third leg when you feel pain, I'll die! I'll die miserably under your hands!
I stuck out my butt and dodged Ai Mi's prank, then I pretended to be angry and ordered her:
"Stop messing around! Don't you have to act in a bit? Hurry up and open your mouth! "
Ai Mi reluctantly opened her mouth at a small angle.
"That won't do." My hand holding the watermelon cream was blocked by Ai Mi's pearly white teeth, so I couldn't reach the ulcer at the base of my tongue. "Open wider, open wider!"
For no reason, I suddenly remembered last night's wet dream where I ordered Xiao Qin, who was kneeling in front of me, to open her mouth as wide as possible.
What the f * ck am I thinking about! These two times, they were shooting out two completely different things, okay?! Also, I'm a pervert who should be hacked into pieces when I'm applying medicine to my sister! I'm going to meditate under the waterfall during summer vacation!
Ai Mi's blue eyes were filled with fear and she didn't dare look at my movements. Instead, she looked up at my face. In order to ensure that her mouth was wide open, she kept making a nasal "Ah — —" sound.
My hand trembled and I almost sprayed it askew, but I finally gathered my focus and shot an accurate and powerful shot towards the center of the ulcer.
In the first two seconds, Ai Mi closed her mouth, blinked, and didn't seem to feel any discomfort.
As a result, on the third second, she was like a cat that ate chili and let out a miserable scream from her throat.
"Wu wu wu wu ah ah ah ah ah — —"
004 and 005 rushed in to check. I pointed at the watermelon cream in my hand and said: "I'm applying medicine." The two of them looked at each other and left.
When he looked back at Ai Mi, she covered her mouth with both hands and tried her best to suppress the desire to vomit. Her face was red from holding it in. The stimulation of the watermelon frost was far beyond her tolerance range. She was in so much pain that she rolled on the water bed.
"Bastard manservant! How dare you lie to me! It hurts even more than before!!! "
She cried indistinctly as she rolled to and fro.
"Endure it!" I encouraged her, "It'll be fine after a while!"
Ai Mi, who was in so much pain that she was about to cry, grabbed a feather pillow and threw it at me.
I didn't dodge and let the pillow hit my face since it didn't hurt anyway.
There was still a smaller ulcer that hadn't been treated, so I had to think of a way to convince Ai Mi to do it again.
It would probably be difficult.
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