Masturbation and wet dreams happen at the same time once boys reach puberty. Also, if you masturbate frequently, you won't experience wet dreams at all.
A lot of wuxia novels say that martial artists must avoid alcohol and women. I don't drink (I can't hold my liquor well), but I would occasionally masturbate due to hormones.
Based on the fact that I still experience wet dreams, it seems like I haven't masturbated enough!
Compared to masturbation, wet dreams are 'fully automatic' and come with a mini-movie in your head, but the biggest drawback is that it will dirty your underwear!
It was gloomy outside the window and I wasn't sure what time it was. I staggered out of bed and slipped into the bathroom while wearing my wet underwear.
While reminding himself not to go into the wrong room like last time, he took off his underwear, put a plastic bag over it, and threw it into the laundry basket. Then, he used warm water to wash the mushroom that had become slippery.
Even from my point of view, this thing is pretty ugly, especially when it's in a messy state. No wonder the class leader and Xiao Qin were scared when they saw it.
Afterwards, naked like a thief in my own home, I snuck back to the main room and went back to sleep on my bed.
I woke up early the next morning. I wasn't sure if I was afraid Su Qiao would be bewitched by Ai ShuQiao and sneak in to give me a 'morning bite'. I put on my sportswear before five and ran three laps around DongShan Lake to release my excess energy.
It was just like gramps Ren said, the city government built pavilions around Dongshan Lake in an attempt to attract tourists. A lot of places were covered in dust and it made me cough.
Even so, I still forced myself to run three laps. Spartans don't easily change their plans! Today's plan is to calm down! Su Qiao will only stay at my house for a few days at most, I can't resist the temptation and I can't let Ai ShuQiao's scheme succeed!
When I returned, I found Su Qiao had already made breakfast. She was waiting for me on a hardwood chair with her fingers twiddling restlessly as if she was ashamed that she woke up later than me.
She changed into a white slim-fit T-shirt and a pair of black spandex pants. She looked neat and tidy, as if she was preparing to continue practicing her basic acrobatics skills.
Although Su Qiao's breasts weren't big, with the fitting t-shirt, they became cleavage! It must be cheating! She must be wearing a magic bra underneath her T-shirt! Hurry up and tell me where you bought it so I can tell Xiao Qin and make her happy.
In addition, I always felt that thin, waistless pants like spandex were very unsafe. They would fall off the moment I pulled them with both hands.
No, now that I think about it, I'm just too evil. There are a lot of pants without belts. Our spring and autumn uniforms don't have belts. I heard that boys from other classes played a prank where they would pull each other's pants off. In the end, they pulled off a girl's pants by mistake. In the end, not only did they have to report to their parents, they were also punished to write an 8000 word self-reflection letter.
I was in a state where even if I pulled off Su Qiao's pants, her parents wouldn't be called.
If you want to know why, it's because one of my parents isn't home all day. As for the other parent, she was the one who sent Su Qiao over to let me vent my frustrations on her!
I forced myself not to stare at Su Qiao's body and called her over to eat breakfast.
When I was washing my hands after breakfast, I realized that the underwear I took off last night was washed and hung on the balcony by Su Qiao!
That … that underwear has my semen on it! Did you wash it directly? That unique masculine scent, you definitely know what it is, right? How embarrassing! Su Qiao actually knew I had wet dreams yesterday!
In the future, I can't just leave it in the laundry basket. No matter how tired I am, I have to wash it myself first!
It was a rare occasion when I received a call from Eunuch Cao on the weekend.
Eunuch Cao flattered me on the phone until I impatiently asked him what was going on.
"Hehe, master, you're wise and powerful. You immediately realized that I needed your help. Two days ago, I said that I had something to ask of you. Originally, master was busy and I didn't want to trouble master, so I waited until it was irredeemable before I told you … "
"Fuck, what's the use of telling me when it's irredeemable! I heard that it wasn't you who asked me, but Director Cao? "
After a moment of silence, it was Director Cao who spoke on the phone.
"Xiao Ye Zi, Uncle Cao has an important matter that I need your help with!"
"If you still want Ai Mi's underwear, then forget it."
"Um, Ai Mi's underwear is also important, but this matter is more important! Xiao Ye Zi, your brother is about to die! "
"Your brother is the one who's about to die!" I said angrily. After a while, I realized that I don't have a brother, I don't even have a cousin.
"Director Cao, why are you saying such alarmist words!"
"Xiao Ye Zi, I just want to get your attention! Wu Sheng, who plays Jin Ling Young Thug in 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling', because he looks a lot like you, I sometimes jokingly call him your brother! "
I frowned, "You said he's about to die? What happened? Did he get into an accident while filming a martial arts film? "
"No, actually Wu Sheng said he was about to die and his depression worsened."
After listening to Director Cao's narration, I roughly understood the whole situation.
Because he was caught, Director Cao profited from the misfortune. He got to know a "brothel buddy" in the same detention center, a certain upstart who sells high-end watches. He successfully convinced him to become a sponsor and received an initial investment of 2 million.
Not to mention the fact that the 20,000 was used by Director Cao to buy Ai Mi's signed underwear, Director Cao did not even meet the sponsor's condition of adding soft advertising to the micro film.
The main problem was that "depressed bro" Wu Sheng had the integrity of an actor. He said he couldn't film a period drama because he was wearing a Rolex watch. Because Wu Sheng's father was a diplomat and his mother was a pianist, he acted not for money but for art. So even if Director Cao tripled his pay, he would not change his mind.
Director Cao had no choice but to change the script. In order to let the Rolex watch appear, he arranged a fight scene for Jin Ling Young Thug in an ice room. Director Cao's idea was to freeze a dozen Rolex watches in ice cubes without letting Wu Sheng know and then put it on camera. That way everyone would be happy.
Who would have thought Wu Sheng's health wasn't too good. He suddenly entered an ice room to film in the middle of the summer and caught a cold.
The cold wasn't serious, but Wu Sheng, who was known as "depressed bro", was easily affected. Because of this small illness, he became even more depressed to the point where he couldn't get out of bed.
When Director Cao called me, Wu Sheng was still lying in a small clinic near film city, hooked up to an IV drip. He felt like he wouldn't live for long due to his severe depression, so he told Director Cao that he couldn't continue acting the role of Jin Ling Young Thug. He hoped Director Cao could understand his difficulties and let him go.
After interacting with Wu Sheng for a few months, Director Cao knew that if he said he couldn't continue acting, it would be useless to force him. Even if he took out the contract to ask for compensation, his parents would take out the money without a second thought and it would ruin their relationship.
So Director Cao told Wu Sheng that he did have a replacement in mind (no need to ask, it's me). He looks a lot like you, and if you put on makeup, the audience that watched the first episode might not be able to tell that the actor was changed. It's just that he always resisted acting as an antagonist …
Wu Sheng was surprised after hearing that, "He looks like me? Does he have depression? "
Director Cao shook his head, "No, it's rare to see someone as depressed as you. Overall, he's pretty happy."
Wu Sheng took a deep breath, "That's great, I never thought there would be a happy person who looks like me in this world! I have to meet him! Director Cao, call him to the clinic, I'll try to convince him to let him take over my role as Jin Ling Young Thug! "
That's why Director Cao called me. He wanted me to take over the role of Jin Ling Young Thug. He thought I wouldn't agree, so he told Wu Sheng, who wanted to quit, to personally convince me.
"Didn't I already say I'm not acting!" I said angrily, "You shouldn't have found someone with depression!"
Director Cao said in a very innocent tone: "But he finally looks like you!"
"You shouldn't have found someone who looks like me!"
"But Xiao Ye Zi's life is at stake! If you don't go, then Wu Sheng might really die! "
"How is that possible! He's suffering from depression, not bird flu. I'm not a doctor, what's the point of me going to see him! "
"Xiao Ye Zi, depression is still a psychological problem in the end. Wu Sheng wanted to be an actor so that he could feel a little bit of happiness when he was playing the role of someone else! If he sees that you look like him and is carefree, then maybe he'll get better! "
Who's carefree! I have a lot of worries in a day! The amount of worries is enough to entice an alien beast to come and sign a contract with me to become a magical youth!
"Think on the bright side, Xiao Ye Zi! What if after Wu Sheng sees you, he musters up the courage to live and gets better? Then you wouldn't have to act as Jin Ling Young Thug anymore. "
Director Cao's tone made it seem like the role of Jin Ling Young Thug was already set in stone and I was just making my last stand.
To be honest, although Director Cao is filthy, he's not a hypocrite. Also, although he's a lolicon, it seems like other than collecting loli underwear, he hasn't really done anything to loli.
In contrast to Director Cao, the school doctor, Chen YingRan, has extended her hands to a lot of shotas (including Shu Zhe). She's also been squeezing juice and has never been reported. It can be seen how serious the gender inequality in China is.
After all, Director Cao is my dad's friend and a member of the HHH enthusiasts club. He was also given the rank of general by the chairman. He's someone who can chat with my dad and help him relieve his stress when he's immersed in his past. If he really encounters a problem that he can't solve, then I'll still help him.
As the saying goes, "saving a scene is like putting out a fire". If Wu Sheng really can't continue acting, then I can only reluctantly use Wu Sheng's name and be his stunt double!
Since I've already acted as a bad guy in an American film crew, I don't mind acting again in a China film crew.
I asked for the location of Wu Sheng's small clinic. It's behind film city and it's the shortest path from the front.
There's no helping it, I'll go see Wu Sheng today. It's quite regretful that we haven't seen each other in such a long time since we looked so similar.
After Director Cao heard I agreed, he was overjoyed and wanted to drive over to pick me up. I said I still had some things to take care of, so I might be there a bit later. There's no need for a car, I'll just take the subway.
Actually, I was already preparing to leave for film city, but I wanted to go to the "Magic Cauldron Legend" first and see Ai Mi. I haven't been to a film set in a while to cheer for my sister.
I can also see Auntie Ren's situation from afar and hope she doesn't work too hard.
After I got dressed, I suddenly thought: If I go out, I have to lock all the doors except my bedroom. At least I have to lock the main room because all my personal belongings are in the main room, including the listening device.
I told Su Qiao that I had to go out for a while, but I didn't say where I was going. She wouldn't dare ask if I didn't say.
After I told Su Qiao to look after the house, I locked the main room and the study room in front of her. She had a calm expression because I already told her I would do this.
Finally, I thought about it carefully and decided I should give Su Qiao a key to the security door.
From a convenient point of view, I can't always open the door for her. What if she has to go out for work and can't get in when she comes back? There's no point in waiting for me to come back.
From a spying point of view, if Su Qiao brings a suspicious person to my house, I can use a listening device to record their voices on my MP3 player. That way, I can quickly find out if she's loyal to me or not.
After Su Qiao finishes living here, in order to prevent her from copying my key, I can change the lock on the door.
Last time, I only spent ¥200 to change from an A-grade lock to a more secure B-grade lock. I just had Shu Zhe blow a few more balloons.
After I made up my mind, I handed Su Qiao a brand new security key and told her to be careful not to lose it.
Su Qiao suddenly received the door key that wasn't promised to her. For a moment, she was overwhelmed and moved.
"I definitely won't lose it."
As if to reassure me, she found a red string and hung the key around her neck.
Hey, the key slipped into the cleavage you created with your magic bra! That's good, if someone wants to steal your key, they can be punished with both theft and molestation.
After an hour, I took the subway to the entrance of film city. I saw two shadows, one tall and one short.
No, it's not that they're shadows because they're far away, it's because they're both quite dark.
It was Peng TouSi who was walking Obama on a leash.
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