Get … a room!? Don't tease me with dangerous words! Do you want to move to a safer place to give yourself to me because you were almost caught by Auntie Ren in bed last time?
Not to mention, after I got Wu Sheng's ID, I met all the requirements to get a room!
Actually, getting a room isn't a big deal. I've already gotten a room once with five of my brothers from the basketball team.
Don't misunderstand, we weren't gay. We were watching a live NBA game with someone's cousin. It's more fun to watch it with a lot of people.
But if I used this ID to get a room with Xiao Qin, we definitely wouldn't be watching the NBA together! On the other hand, the NBA players would be eager to stick their heads out of the TV to watch us!
No, no! My dad wouldn't have a son like that who would take his childhood sweetheart to a room at the age of 14!
Wu Sheng told me he wanted me to use his ID to 'do some happy things', but getting a room would be fun! Don't be too happy! Be careful of extreme joy turning to sorrow! If Auntie Ren found out about this, she would definitely kill me!
Thus, for the sake of my safety, I severely criticized Xiao Qin. At the same time, I placed Wu Sheng's ID in the compartment of my wallet to prevent it from being lost. It would be a tragedy if it was used by bad people to open a conversation or overdraft a credit card.
"But …" Xiao Qin said with a grievance, "Now that you have an ID, if I don't get a room with you as your girlfriend, what would I do if you bring someone else!"
I laughed: "Who said you have to get a room if you have an ID? China still has nuclear weapons, but didn't they promise not to be the first to use them? Also, other than you, which moronic girl would get a room with me? "
Xiao Qin pouted: "The class leader might go with you!"
I was amused by her, "The probability of that happening is only 0.000001%! The class leader is clean, she wouldn't be as shameless as you who gets a room and takes off her clothes! "
"Anyway … You have to promise me that if you can't take it anymore and want to get a room, you have to contact me first! If you go get a room with the class leader, I-I'll die in front of you! "
"Okay, okay." I comforted Xiao Qin, "I'll also make a promise like the Chinese government. Even though I have an ID, I won't get a room with the class leader first, okay?"
"No, not enough!" Xiao Qin insisted, "You can only use your ID to get a room with me, you can only use it with me!"
Ever since I introduced Xiao Qin as my girlfriend to He Ling and Wu Sheng, she gradually became more confident.
I can't be too soft-hearted and let her take the initiative in this relationship. In the future, no matter if I'm her boyfriend or brother, I can't abandon my dignity as a man.
So I pretended to be angry and scolded:
"What are you blabbering about? At your age, you should study hard and improve every day! Thinking about getting a room all day, don't you find it embarrassing? In the future, I can book a hotel room with whoever I want to watch the NBA. It's my freedom … "
I don't know if she was scared by me, but she just stared at me without saying a word.
Well, that's more like it. If you want to be my girlfriend, you have to at least respect me! If I listen to everything you say, wouldn't I become the Little Tyrant from back then?
So I continued to preach in a triumphant manner:
"Girls can't keep talking about getting a room all day. Even if that day comes, I have to bring it up first!"
Xiao Qin still didn't say anything, but her shoulders were slightly trembling.
Huh? Are you scared of me? I never thought I was this dignified in your eyes! What a sense of accomplishment! In the future, all men who are afraid of their wives will use me as a role model and erect a statue of me as a symbol of resistance against female tyranny!
Xiao Qin suddenly turned her body as if she was avoiding something.
Then I flew forward like a cannonball and the trajectory just brushed past Xiao Qin's body.
"Ouch!" I landed heavily on the ground and got up with a face full of dust. When I looked behind me, I realized Auntie Ren was behind me at some point. I was sent flying because Auntie Ren kicked me in the back.
Auntie Ren had an angry expression, "What are you saying to my daughter? You want to get a room at such a young age? Are you courting death! Do you have an ID to get a room? "
Actually, I did have an ID, but I was afraid Auntie Ren would get even angrier, so I swallowed it back down.
Auntie Ren held Xiao Qin's hand and was about to take her away after leaving me behind.
"I finally managed to bring you to the film set, but he actually chased after you again! Come with me, this time sit in the assistant position and watch me work! "
Xiao Qin couldn't resist her mother, so she could only say to me who was pretending to be dead: "Then I'll see you at school tomorrow!" Then she lowered her head and followed her mother.
I only dared to get up after 5 minutes. I even scared away a thief who thought I fainted from heatstroke and wanted to take my wallet. I glared at him and he ran into the arms of a film city security guard, so he got hit with a baton and was taken away for questioning.
I rubbed my burning back and thought to myself, I still have to thank Auntie Ren for holding back. Otherwise, I would have kicked the bucket a long time ago if she went all out.
The meeting with Wu Sheng came to an end. I was originally planning on eating lunch with Xiao Qin, but now I felt a bit lonely.
Although I had an entry pass for the "Magic Cauldron" cast on my chest and could eat at the cafeteria, I would most likely be scolded if I met Auntie Ren there, so I should find another place to eat lunch.
I suddenly remembered I could go to Ai Mi's place to eat. The French chef's cooking can put me in a good mood for the entire afternoon.
Since Xiong YaoYue and Loud Mouth are always happy, I concluded: Gluttons are happier than normal people, which is why pigs rarely suffer from depression.
When I approached the RV, I noticed Obama had already returned from walking him. The bodyguards were holding their lunch boxes while joking around Obama.
Obama, who had a "Weight Loss, Do Not Feed" sign around his neck, was locked in a metal cage. It seems to be to prevent him from interfering with Ai Mi's meal in the cafeteria.
In order for Obama to successfully lose weight, none of the bodyguards fed the food in their lunchboxes to Obama, and they watched him inhumanely.
Obama, whose body was getting fuller by the day, bit on one of the bars of the cage gloomily. He stuck his fat face in the gap between the bars, showing his protesting attitude.
When he saw me walk over, he said to me as if he was looking for a savior:
"Since I shared my master's underwear with you, save me from the hands of the earthlings."
Of course, that's just what I imagined. If translated into dog language, it would be "Woof, woof woof, woof woof woof".
In America, feeding a pet too fat is considered animal abuse. I reached out and patted Obama's head to tell him not to think too much and to watch others eat.
In the end, I came at a bad time. Ai Mi only ate a little at noon and went to the bathroom to take a shower. It was a bit awkward when I came to freeload my master.
Fortunately, Peng TouSi was here. As soon as he saw me, he knew I came to freeload, so he called the French chef to make another lunch for me.
I saw that Ai Mi's leftovers had not been cleaned up yet. It was a combination of cinnamon toast, French onion soup, Lorraine quiche, and baked scallops. It could be said to be extremely sumptuous. Although I tasted every dish, 95% of it was leftover.
I was taught by my dad not to waste food since I was young, so I sat down at the table and told Peng TouSi not to bother the French chef. I'll just eat Ai Mi's leftovers.
Peng TouSi spent his childhood in the slums, so he didn't want to waste food, so he appreciated my decision.
"Lin, you're a person who's willing to think for others."
Even though it's a compliment, it's a bit weird coming from a gay guy like you. I don't want to be treated as a gentle person by a gay guy. It's enough that you have God, don't try to conquer me.
I swung my cheeks and ate the cinnamon toast, French onion soup, Lorraine quiche, and baked scallops to my heart's content.
I was a bit full, but it wouldn't be wrong to die from eating such delicacies.
In order to save as much as possible, I didn't even replace the knives and spoons that Ai Mi used. When Ai Mi finished showering and came out wearing a dolphin dress, she saw me licking the remains of the quiche on my fork.
Ai Mi instantly understood that I was eating her leftovers (it wasn't actually cold) and using her utensils.
She mischievously covered her mouth and giggled, "As expected of a low-level manservant, you can even clean up your master's leftovers. Do you feel any special pleasure when you lick the fork I used? "
Happy my a * s! I just don't want to waste food. Look at the French chef, he was so touched that he was crying in the kitchen when he saw how much I liked his food.
"You separated from the violent woman? I thought you guys were going to eat together. "
I did plan on eating lunch with Xiao Qin, but Auntie Ren was mad at me when she heard that I was going to get a room with Xiao Qin. I can't get close to her.
It seems like Ai Mi thinks that I would rather come back to eat my leftovers than eat with Xiao Qin. It is a sign of loyalty and is worthy of praise.
"Manservant, since you're so proactive, I'll let you go for the watermelon frost for now."
It's clear that the pain in your mouth has lessened after you applied watermelon frost. Your pronunciation is even clearer than before. You even said that the Watermelon Frost is a poison, hurry up and apologize to the Watermelon Frost ah! Apologize to the watermelon skin that was used to extract the watermelon frost.
Ai Mi said that today's shoot went very smoothly. She had no work to do in the afternoon, so she could go back to the VIP building and sleep.
A 12-year-old girl only gets half a day of vacation a week, and sometimes she even has to go to remedial classes. It's quite pitiful.
"Manservant, you should also come back with us. Winnie came to the VIP building as a guest this morning. If you come back with me, you can see her."
"Eh? Did Winnie go to your place this morning? Why didn't she come to the set to watch you shoot? "
"I originally invited her, but she accidentally heard that there was a basement in the VIP building, so she said that she wanted to stand there as a punishment. I really don't know what she was thinking …"
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