I heard she locked herself in the basement of the VIP building as punishment. I thought about it for a bit and came to a realization.
She's punishing herself because she accidentally locked Gong CaiCai up with claustrophobia. Last time she locked herself in a steel cabinet at school, she couldn't last for 2 hours because she wanted to go to the bathroom. So this time, she has to work hard and teach herself a lesson.
Is it necessary? Gong CaiCai can't see and doesn't know you did this kind of meditation. If you have the time, try not to lift her skirt next time.
I bumped against Ai Mi's RV and returned to the VIP building of Qing Zi Academy with her.
I had another reason for hitching a ride. I was carrying a 111mm Swiss army knife. If I took the subway, would I be found out? Although a customer of the Happy Valley Love Shop told me he could carry a 91mm Swiss army knife on the subway every day in Shanghai, not only is my knife longer than his, but my face is even more threatening. If I'm found out, the security officers will definitely think I'm a terrorist who's planning to take revenge on society.
Other than the Swiss army knife, I also brought a box of souvenirs that Wu Sheng gave me. As expected, Ai Mi asked what was inside.
"Um … it's some souvenirs from Switzerland. Someone gave it to me. Do you want to see?"
I opened the box and Ai Mi curiously came over.
She wasn't interested in Swiss franc coins, but she saw a refrigerator sticker of a dying lion with an arrow in its back.
"What is this?" Ai Mi frowned, "Who would use a dead lion as a sticker?"
"It's a dying lion that's still breathing." I corrected her.
"What is this?" Ai Mi pointed at the miniature cowbell and asked. I told her the truth.
Ai Mi rolled her eyes and called out to Peng TouSi, who was waiting outside the bedroom.
"Peng TouSi, bring Obama in."
Obama, who was released from the weight loss cage, pounced on Ai Mi with a belly full of grievances and licked Ai Mi's knees.
"Manservant, help me hold its neck." Ai Mi ordered me as she picked up the Alps cowbell.
I instantly knew what she was trying to do.
Poor Obama. It was looking forward to getting food, but its cruel master put the cowbell on its neck just for fun! It's a little tight as a collar! Obama immediately showed an expression of "I'm being cheated", but no matter how hard he shook, he could not get rid of the cowbell on his neck. Instead, it made a series of cheerful tinkling sounds.
Seeing Obama's embarrassing look, Amy covered her stomach and laughed out loud.
"Look, look! This time, Obama can forget about stealing food! When it moves, everyone can hear the bell! "
I also thought it was ridiculous. A cowbell was put on a dog's head. This was no longer a case of putting on a false front. It was a case of pointing at a deer and calling it a horse.
However, in my impression, cows were black and white, and Obama was also black and white, so it made sense for him to wear a cowbell.
All in all, after being surrounded by the bodyguards, Obama was ridiculed by us. Ai Mi decided to let Obama wear the cowbell until he loses weight.
It seemed that being "man's best friend" was not so easy after all.
Dogs might be more loyal as friends, but humans are more deceptive as friends.
Who told dogs and wolves to go their separate ways and choose to live together with humans? That way, generations of dogs will be deceived by their evil master.
After returning to the VIP building, I found the entrance to the basement under Peng TouSi's guidance.
I thought the basement would be narrow — — after all, it was to reflect on Gong CaiCai's claustrophobia — — but I walked down the stairs and opened the heavy metal door. I looked at it with the light coming in from behind me. It's huge! This space could definitely be used to open a small supermarket!
I'm not sure if it was to make the effect of self-punishment better, but the lights in the spacious basement were not turned on. I cautiously took a step forward, but I heard a "bang" sound behind me — — the metal door was closed by a strong gust of wind.
I did not panic. I was going to use my phone screen to light up the place, but I suddenly remembered that the Swiss Army knife had a flashlight function. If I don't use it now, then when?
I fumbled around and pulled out the flashlight from the Swiss Army knife from memory. I turned it on and a cold white light immediately shot out from the flashlight.
In the pitch black basement, the cold light was like a bolt of lightning that cut through the night.
After checking it left and right, I realized that the basement of the VIP building was much bigger than I had imagined.
The area was almost the sum of all the rooms upstairs! Forget about a small supermarket, it wouldn't be too embarrassing even if it was a Wal-Mart!
When the flashlight beam swept across the center of the basement, I took a step back in fright and almost dropped the Swiss Army knife.
Where the fuck did these metal cages come from! Some were big and some were small, but they were all messily piled up in the center of the basement. Moreover, Xiong YaoYue was completely naked in one of the large locked cages … no, she was meticulously standing as a punishment!
Xiong YaoYue was wearing a white t-shirt with an'S 'logo and denim shorts. Her posture was straight as if she was competing in a military posture competition.
"Huh? Ye Lin, you came. "Xiong YaoYue greeted me through the cage. It felt weird.
I observed for a bit and saw that every metal bar in the cage was as thick as a thumb — — so it's a fucking cage for bears! Even if your surname is Xiong, you can't lock yourself in there!
"Winnie, how did you end up in the cage?" I asked, amused and annoyed.
"I'm standing as a punishment." Xiong YaoYue replied as if it was a matter of course.
"Isn't it long enough? How many hours have you been standing here? "
"Uh …" Xiong YaoYue raised her head and thought for a bit, "I didn't keep track of time, but considering I'm a bit hungry, it should be close to four hours."
"Four hours!? Are you crazy? How can you last that long? "
"Hehe." Xiong YaoYue laughed proudly, "I emptied my stomach in advance and didn't drink any water. I want to see how long I can last."
Wasn't the punishment meant to apologize to Gong CaiCai and to make her remember her lesson? In the end, it became a challenge to her own standing time record. You can even come up with a punishment like this, hurry up and give some of your optimism to the depressed Wu Sheng!
"What kind of cage is this?" I asked.
"It's for animals." Xiong YaoYue quickly replied.
"I know it's for animals! If you know about it, then don't lock yourself, a human, in there! I'm asking where did you get so many cages to keep the animals in? "
"Miss Ai Mi doesn't know either." Xiong YaoYue scratched her head. Although Ai Mi already said she didn't need to add the word 'miss', Xiong YaoYue seems to be planning on being Ai Mi's bodyguard in the future, so she kept saying 'miss' like other bodyguards.
"But I heard from Peng Peng that the principal of Qing Zi Academy is an animal lover and also the chairman of the Dong Shan City Animal Protection Association. These cages were originally filled with smuggled animals …"
"What!? As the chairman of the Animal Protection Association, he's personally smuggling animals! "
Also, isn't the principal gramps Ren's son, Auntie Ren's brother, and Xiao Qin's uncle? As expected, there's no one in their family that doesn't make me worry!
"No." Xiong YaoYue said after taking a deep breath, "These smuggled animals were intercepted by the police and they didn't have a place to keep them, so the principal took them to live in this basement. Later, when the zoo took the animals away, they suspected the cages were contaminated with bacteria, so they only took the animals and left the cages behind …"
"If there might be bacteria, then don't stay in there!"
"It's fine, it's fine!" Xiong YaoYue, who was locked in the cage, comforted me, "The principal already sterilized the cages. There's even a rumor at Qing Zi Academy that if you break more than seven rules in a week, you'll be locked in these cages as punishment."
After entering the cage, she told Peng TouSi to lock herself up and then she didn't turn on the lights. This was all to simulate the claustrophobic environment for Gong CaiCai, but Xiong YaoYue didn't show any signs of discomfort even after being locked up for four hours.
"I'm just a bit hungry …" Xiong YaoYue said, "I think this place is pretty effective. If I let Gong CaiCai come here and do reverse therapy again, maybe it could cure her claustrophobia."
"Cure my ass!" I roared at her without holding back, "I can't believe you thought of that! Lock Gong CaiCai in a pitch-black basement, then throw her into a cage like this, you can just wait to collect her corpse! "
"Can't I?" Xiong YaoYue had a wronged expression as if she had just thought of a good idea.
"Ah, I can't anymore!" Xiong YaoYue clutched her stomach and said, "I'm so hungry I want to eat myself after talking to you! Help me call Peng Peng and tell him to unlock the cage for me! "
When I called Peng TouSi, Xiong YaoYue probably thought it was a rare opportunity. She grabbed the bars of the cage and shook it with all her might while pretending to be very excited and anxious. She shouted:
"Let me out! I won't participate in the Red Flower Party anymore! "
Do you think I'm Aisin Gioro Puyi! Moreover, when was the Red Flower Society for fighting against the Qing and restoring the Ming?
The signal in the basement was a bit bad. I finally managed to get through to Peng TouSi, but Peng TouSi said the key was in my pocket.
I reached out and felt around in confusion. As expected, I felt a clumsy key at the bottom of my pocket! When was it let in! Why didn't I notice it at all?
Peng TouSi laughed on the other end of the phone: "I caught a thief last week at film city. He said he would teach me his ancestral pocket-picking skills and I would let him go in exchange. I learned a bit and it was quite interesting. Who knows, it might come in handy in the future."
First you learned how to pick locks with tin foil, and now you're learning pocketing. Although I know Peng TouSi won't use these skills to commit crimes, I still suspect you want to change your profession! Was the thief at film city the one who thought I had a heatstroke and came to take advantage of me, but was caught by a security guard?
He wouldn't have used his ancestral skills to exchange for the security guard's release, right? Just how worthless was his family's ancestral technique?
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