My first task was to call my dad and tell him not to drink from tonight onwards. If he was drunk when he met the class leader, everything would be ruined.
After I separated from the class leader, I called my dad and told him that the class leader was going to visit him tomorrow. I told him to dress neatly and not to drink. I told him to leave a good impression.
My dad agreed and it seems he misheard 'class leader' as' class teacher '. He didn't ask any questions.
My dad didn't ask and I didn't explain. Since the class leader is more of a class teacher than a class teacher, it's fine to greet her like a class teacher.
I made a trip to Yulong district to deliver the cumbersome 50 condoms in my pocket to Director Cao's doorstep during the afternoon break.
Director Cao wasn't there, so only Eunuch Cao was sitting behind his laptop playing Pretty Girl games.
"I love big brother's big * * …"
On the computer screen, a loli with a bow on her head was having intimate contact with a mosaic object.
I glared at the tissue box on the left side of Eunuch Cao's laptop and said with dissatisfaction:
"Didn't you call in sick because of diarrhea? How do you still have the energy to play this? "
"Master, I'm exploring the truth of science." Eunuch Cao said shamelessly.
"What truth can you discover by masturbating to a H game? If you could make scientific discoveries like this, China would have been the world's strongest country in science a long time ago. "
Eunuch Cao said with a cheeky smile, "I'm not that promising, so I can't serve the country. I just happened to see a post on a forum about abstaining from masturbation. Everyone complained about the harm of masturbation, and then shared their experiences and results."
I've also seen posts like this on Tieba before. It was filled with things like "Lust is the worst of all evils", "Masturbating will harm your entire life", "Ever since I quit masturbating, my head doesn't hurt anymore, my eyes don't blur, I don't pant when I go up to the fifth floor, and my mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore."
"One of the monks who quit masturbating said that as long as you let your stomach get cold and cause abdominal pain, you won't want to masturbate anymore. I just happened to have diarrhea today, so I decided to try it out and see if it was true. In the end, it didn't work. My abdominal pain is so bad that my intestines are cramping, but I can still masturbate normally! "
I couldn't comment on such a shameless Eunuch Cao. I threw the 50 condoms on the table and told him it was for Director Cao. Since he's a high risk person for STDs, don't forget to bring eight or ten condoms with you when you go out.
"Aiya, Master, you are so concerned about my father's health. I am so grateful!" Eunuch Cao said with an exaggerated expression. "If you don't mind, I can give all of my father's and my collection of H games to you. You can use it to entertain yourself!"
"Forget it!" I know most of the H games on Director Cao's hard drive are lolicons, and there are a lot of lolis works. It overlaps with Ai Mi quite a bit, so I don't want to warp my mentality in that direction.
When I came back from Director Cao's house, I was just in time for old man Zhang's language class.
Xiao Qin also told me that in order to satisfy all of my needs, as my girlfriend, she would personally draw H manga for me.
But I didn't have any expectations. Although men have different masturbation habits, a man who can masturbate to eggplants and potatoes hasn't even been born yet.
She could donate her vegetable-oriented H manga to a botanist to see if placing it in a greenhouse would increase the yield.
"Ye Lin classmate, you can't, it's very dirty …" Xiao Qin wrote some embarrassing dialogue in the storyboard. It seems that she and I were the main characters in this H manga.
"There's actually so many …"
Every time she makes up a new line, she has to write it out while reading it. It's quite embarrassing.
I suddenly felt that rather than saying Xiao Qin was drawing H manga, it would be more accurate to say she was playing an audio H novel to me. Xiao Qin's voice is very sweet and pleasant to the ear. If she was in Japan, she might be able to make a living as a voice actress.
"No way? Really, Ye Lin classmate, so soon … "
I couldn't pay attention to Xiao Qin's class and poked her elbow.
"Hey, can you not make any noise?"
Xiao Qin didn't even raise her head as she wrote and muttered to herself:
"Ye Lin classmate, you're doing this to me and you're telling me not to make any noise, it's too much …"
You even wrote my daily conversations with you into your work! How carefree are you when you draw manga!
In the end, old man Zhang noticed me whispering with Xiao Qin and he called me up to answer a question.
Damn, it's all Xiao Qin's fault!
"Ye Lin, recite the part of 'Ode of Mulan', the part where Mulan returns to her hometown!"
Fortunately, since I've seen the parody version of 'Ode of Mulan' on the internet, I can remember the original version better. The parody version seems to say:
"When the parents hear of their daughter's arrival, they head to the pond. When the elder sister hears of her arrival, she hangs herself on the southeast branch. When the younger brother hears of his sister's arrival, he stops playing the pipa and is too late to speak."
Damn, how bad is Hua Mulan's relationships with others! As soon as she returned home, her parents and elder sister committed suicide. Her only younger brother also had an expression of being played to death as he fearfully waited for Sister Mulan to enter the house!
Of course, I have to be careful not to make any mistakes. If I accidentally recite the parody version of 'Ode of Mulan', old man Zhang would be seething with anger.
"When the parents hear of their daughter's arrival, they head out to support her. When the elder sister hears of her sister's arrival, she starts to make up. When the younger brother hears of his sister's arrival, he sharpens his knife …"
Because I could see Xiao Qin's ridiculous drawing when I stood up to recite it, I suddenly remembered there was a line before 'Ode of Mulan', 'Grandpa has no eldest son, Mulan has no eldest brother'. Analyzing from this line, Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin are actually quite similar.
You're asking how they're similar? Is it because Xiao Qin also cross-dressed as a man?
No, no, no, the reason why Xiao Qin cross-dressed as a man is not as noble as Hua Mulan. The reason why Xiao Qin and Hua Mulan are similar is actually very simple. It's written in the original text — — 'Mulan has no long breasts'! Both Hua Mulan and Xiao Qin are flat breasts! Otherwise, how could she have been in the army for 12 years without being discovered by her comrades!
I was secretly amused, but I wasn't able to concentrate and I finally recited Ode of Mulan incorrectly.
It wasn't that I recited it as a parody version of Ode of Mulan, but I recited 'sharpening knives for pigs and sheep' to 'sharpening knives for parents'.
The entire class burst out in laughter, Xiong YaoYue even slammed the table.
Xiao Qin also burst out laughing, but she was afraid I would lose face, so she didn't make a loud noise.
The class leader was still very serious. She was probably thinking about what she was going to say to my dad during tomorrow's home visit. Also, 'sharpening knives for parents' might also show that I have violent tendencies towards my parents. The class leader was worried, so she didn't have the time to laugh!
Old man Zhang, who was angered by me, commented: "Could Hua Mulan's brother be a spy sent by the Xiongnu?"
The class burst into laughter again, and I sat down in shame.
Seriously, Xiao Qin didn't take the initiative to talk to me after I stood up, so why did I have to think about 'Mulan has no long breasts'!
After school, I called Su Qiao and told her I wasn't going home for dinner. Then, I ate a bit on the food street and headed to Li CunZhuang's house.
I asked the students in class two and Li CunZhuang didn't come to class today. He must have not fully recovered from his injuries from protecting the class leader last Friday.
I didn't visit Li CunZhuang because he saved the class leader, but because I considered him a 'friend'. If a friend isn't feeling well, it's only natural for me to visit them.
I bought some fruits and pressed the doorbell to Li CunZhuang's house according to the address I vaguely remembered last time. From the quality of the door, I could tell Li CunZhuang's family was quite well-off.
A tall and sturdy man opened the door for me, he should be Li CunZhuang's father. His mother also came over to talk to me with a kind face.
"Are you … Zhuang Zi's classmate?" His parents also called him Zhuang Zi.
"Yeah, I'm Zhuang Zi's friend, I came to see him." I tried my best to hide the ferocity in my eyes so Li CunZhuang's parents wouldn't think their son accidentally made friends with bandits.
Perhaps it was because Li CunZhuang was too ugly, but his parents weren't too picky about my appearance. Instead, they happily told Li CunZhuang who was resting in his bedroom:
"Zhuang Zi, another friend came to see you."
I was a bit surprised by the word 'another'. After asking around, I found out the class leader already came once on Saturday to thank Li CunZhuang. Although Li CunZhuang was injured in a fight, he made a rare friend, so his parents were happy because they felt their son was one step closer to fitting in.
Li CunZhuang had a bandage on his left and a bandage on his right. He reclined on the bed to heal his wounds. He was happy to see me. We chatted for more than an hour, mostly about whether Shu Sha had encountered any danger, where her enemies were hiding, and so on.
When I was about to leave, Li CunZhuang's parents came to the door to send me off and said:
"If you have time, come to my house often."
I could see the earnest hope in their eyes. They hoped their son could have normal friends and live a normal life.
Speaking of which, there was a rumor in 28 Middle that Li CunZhuang's parents were biological brother and sister. This rumor was a little too vicious — they didn't look alike at all — but parents were always worried about each other!
When I got home, Su Qiao was sitting on the sofa watching a talent show on TV. Seeing that I came, she quickly turned off the TV, afraid that the sound of the TV would wake me up and make me feel bad.
"It's fine, you can keep watching." I said, "I'm not a slave owner in ancient Egypt, and you're also free, so you don't have to be afraid of me."
Su Qiao said with a sad expression: "I'm no longer free after signing a contract with Tian Mu Xing Guang …"
That's true, but if you perform well, I might be able to help you escape from the shackles of Tian Mu Xing Guang since I'm the second largest shareholder.
That night, I checked the recordings again. I didn't record any calls between Su Qiao and Ai ShuQiao, but I did record a phone call between Tian Mu Xing Guang's senior manager, Fu ShiJian.
Just by listening to his voice, I felt Fu ShiJian was a hypocritical, slippery, and annoying person.
In the phone call, he asked Su Qiao to 'accompany' a wealthy businessman. His words were filled with filthy hints. It felt more like Fu ShiJian was a pimp than a manager.
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