"My dictionary!" The boy screamed in grief. Loud Mouth may have been disturbed, and its hand missed. The dictionary did not hit the cockroach's back, so the cockroach continued to advance to the back of the classroom.
"Damn! I actually attracted a cockroach! " Xiong YaoYue's seat was in the second row behind Loud Mouth. She originally had the opportunity to intercept the cockroach and kill it with one kick, but because she was worried about the unfinished ice cream in her hands, she wasn't focused enough and let the cockroach pass.
"Just you wait! I'm going to stomp you to death! "Xiong YaoYue chased after the cockroach while not forgetting to protect the half-eaten ice cream in her hands.
The class leader's expression didn't look good when she saw the cockroach and Xiong YaoYue running towards her.
I was curious how the class leader would react.
According to Shu Zhe, the class leader once shot and killed a wild boar under the guidance of the guardian uncle. It could be considered as facing a ferocious animal.
Her innate hunter's aura also prevented small and medium-sized animals like cats and dogs from getting close.
But I discovered that the class leader was afraid of mice, and it was only limited to black. I'm not sure what's so scary about a black mouse compared to a wild boar.
Is the class leader similar to a normal girl in this aspect? If she's afraid of mice, does that mean she's also afraid of cockroaches? She pretended to be calm as she watched Xiong YaoYue (and the cockroach) get closer and closer. Could it be that she was actually scared to death, but she didn't scream because of her dignity as the class leader?
If the class leader, who's always strong, screamed in fear of a cockroach, it would be a scene that I would reminisce for a long time.
So I continued to look forward to it with a bad heart and didn't run over to help.
I suddenly felt a weight on my legs.
Xiao Qin took advantage of the chaos in the class to sit on my lap. She closed her eyes, wrapped her arms around my neck and screamed:
"Don't let the insects come over! I'm afraid of insects! "
My nose was crooked from anger.
Weren't you the one who stuffed longhorn beetles, water turtles, crickets, beetles, and rhinoceros beetles into the back of my neck! What right do you have to say you're afraid of insects!
"Get off me!" I ordered, "What if someone sees!"
However, Xiao Qin's timing was very accurate. Everyone's attention was on the cockroach, so no one noticed that Xiao Qin was sitting on my lap.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm really scared, don't let the insects come." Xiao Qin wrapped her arms around my neck even tighter.
"Why are you afraid of insects? You used to be an insect terminator! None of the boys in the entire courtyard are as good as you at catching bugs! "
"The past is the past, the present is the present!" Xiao Qin's expression seemed to be really scared. "In shoujo manga, there are often scenes where the female protagonist is scared by insects and throws herself into the male protagonist's arms …"
"So you pretended to be afraid of bugs and threw yourself into my arms?"
"No, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head. "I learned how to be a girl from shoujo manga. The first thing I learned was to be afraid of bugs. Especially those with shells, the kind that had many legs when flipped over … Only the heavens knew why he wasn't afraid in the past! Whether it's a beetle or a centipede, I'm scared to death when I see them! It's true! "
Xiao Qin, who was trembling in my arms, didn't seem to be lying.
Did I become afraid of insects after being hypnotized for a long time? I was looking forward to hearing the class leader scream, but I didn't expect to hear yours! Do you have another reason to throw yourself into my arms in the future?
"Get off my lap first, I'll take care of the insects."
After I finally got Xiao Qin to sit back down, I stood up and was about to walk towards the back door of the classroom (which was near the class leader's seat), but I realized the class leader had already taken action.
The class leader took out a yellowish-green object from her desk. It looked like … a tennis ball! She held the tennis ball in her hand and made a preparatory movement similar to a baseball player throwing a ball. Then, she swung her arm with all her might. Her long hair flew high behind her, and the tennis ball flew out of her hand at lightning speed!
"Winnie, get out of the way!" The class leader warned at the same time.
All of her movements were done in one go. She also carefully controlled the range of her movements to avoid exposing herself while wearing a skirt.
The tennis ball that was originally meant to be used against the Rose Three hit the fleeing cockroach at supersonic speed and instantly ended its insignificant life.
The tennis ball looked really old. It was probably one of the items the class leader collected and planned to recycle. After smashing the cockroach until its juices flowed everywhere, the tennis ball could be considered to have completed its mission and could now be retired.
The reason why the class leader warned Xiong YaoYue to dodge was because the tennis ball had a lot of bounce. After it smashed the cockroach to death, it bounced up from the wooden floor and shot towards Xiong YaoYue's nose with its disgusting corpse.
"Damn!" Xiong YaoYue quickly lay down on the seat next to her and dodged the 'dead cockroach ball' in the nick of time. The boy sitting there was originally waiting for the class leader's scream with a vulgar expression, but Xiong YaoYue's ice cream pierced his pocket. The cold and painful feeling made him scream out loud.
The class leader's calculations were incomparably accurate. After the tennis ball bounced off the cockroach, other than scaring Xiong YaoYue, it didn't hit anyone else. It had already passed the highest point of its trajectory and was about to land near the front door of the classroom.
As luck would have it, the front door of the classroom was suddenly opened from the outside. The teacher in charge, teacher Yu, happened to pass by and heard the mess in class 2-3, so he opened the door to see what happened. He had a puzzled expression and happened to block the final trajectory of the 'dead cockroach ball'.
Damn, how disgusting! The tennis ball had hit Teacher Yu's mouth without any deviation! The cockroach's corpse made intimate contact with teacher Yu's lips! Teacher Yu wasn't heavily injured, but when he bent down to pick up the thing that hit him, he immediately vomited! It's probably worse than Auntie Ren's morning sickness!
The entire class became completely silent. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. Their eyes were all focused on the class leader who threw the tennis ball.
The class leader was extremely embarrassed and quickly ran over to apologize to teacher Yu:
"Teacher Yu, I …"
"Blergh — —" Teacher Yu continued to vomit.
"I have tissues here …"
"Blergh — —"
In the end, Niu ShiLi and Xiong YaoYue stood up and together with the class leader, they sent teacher Yu to the infirmary.
Later on, I heard that Chen YingRan was in the infirmary treating two male students' knee bruises. She didn't care about teacher Yu, who vomited everything in his stomach and couldn't stop retching. She only told him to massage the 'Neiguan', 'Guanyuan', and 'Hegu' acupuncture points. She said that would stop the vomiting.
Do you think teacher Yu came from a wuxia novel? Who in modern times would know where those three acupuncture points are!
Not long after, rumors spread among students from other classes: "The female class leader of class 2-3 hit teacher with a tennis ball". There were many versions. Some said it was because teacher Yu was too useless and even the class leader took the lead to bully him; some said the class leader wanted to hit a student in the front row and accidentally injured teacher Yu — — but none of them mentioned the cockroach because it was too difficult to hit a cockroach with a tennis ball.
The vice principal even called teacher Yu to his office and the first sentence he said was: "As an educator, the biggest taboo is to treat the female students in the class …"
Even the usually meek teacher Yu couldn't help but immediately deny it: "I didn't do anything! My mistake was entering the classroom at that time! I couldn't eat for three days afterwards, and I still feel nauseous when I see tennis on TV! "
As if she was punishing herself, the class leader also threw away the two tennis balls in her desk. It's a good thing that Xiao Qin already forbade the members of the Rose Group from approaching the class leader, otherwise the class leader wouldn't even have a weapon to protect herself.
When I returned the dried book to Xiong YaoYue, I heard her talking to Loud Mouth about the class leader.
After listening to their discussion, I found out that Loud Mouth and the class leader were classmates in elementary school, but they weren't in the same class. Even so, Loud Mouth still knew a lot of secrets about the class leader.
"Do you know why the class leader is afraid of black mice?" Loud Mouth asked us mysteriously.
"Do you know?"
"Hehe, your sister Yu Hong knows! Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, then use pistachios in exchange! "
"I don't have any pistachios." Xiong YaoYue mumbled, "How about figs?" She said as she pulled out a small bag of figs from her desk.
Loud Mouth took the bag of figs and said: "You're such a glutton, I saw you eat pistachios in class, but it's gone after class — — why aren't you fat!"
Xiong YaoYue said with a sincere expression: "As long as you do the same exercise I do, I promise you won't get fat."
"Then never mind." Loud Mouth waved her hands, "I'll just keep getting fat."
In exchange for a bag of figs, Loud Mouth told us the story of the class leader and the black mouse.
I didn't think Shu Zhe would take up so much space in the story.
It happened when Shu Zhe was two years old and Shu Sha was three and a half.
That day, their mother heard there was a gas leak downstairs, so she went out to take a look. Before she left, she told Shu Sha, who was already more mature, to take good care of her younger brother who was sleeping on the bed.
Because her younger brother was sleeping soundly, Shu Sha went to the kitchen after watching him for a while.
She seemed to have heard from the news that a gas leak could cause an explosion, so she went to the kitchen to sniff around to see if there was any smell of gas.
In the end, less than two minutes after she went to the kitchen, she heard her brother crying in the bedroom. She ran back to take a look and was shocked. There was a black rat between her brother's legs, biting his penis!
I spat it out as soon as I heard it, this mouse's taste is too strange! Did you foresee that Shu Zhe would become a trap in the future, so you decided to bite off this hindrance first to save Shu Zhe a bit of money to fly to Thailand for surgery?
Fortunately, his sister came back in time and Shu Zhe's dick was saved. It was only a small bite wound and he had to go to the hospital to get vaccinated.
However, after this incident, the young Shu Sha blamed her own negligence for her brother's misfortune. From then on, she took extra care of her brother, gradually to the extent of spoiling him. From then on, she had a psychological shadow over the black mouse, feeling that it was a symbol of her neglect of duty.
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