"Don't be afraid." Ai Mi stood in the middle of the bathtub and said to me with her hands on her hips, "I'm only going to drink a little of your blood, then I'll give you my blood, that way you can sign a new master and servant contract with me …"
Don't think I haven't seen vampire movies! You're talking about the 'embrace' ceremony to become a vampire! Although in school, 'first embrace' refers to 'first hug' and 'first kiss', don't think that my knowledge is as shallow as theirs.
Don't think you're a vampire just because you have white skin and are allergic to sunlight! Is there a vampire who loves to eat chips as much as you? Is there a vampire who loves to drink coke as much as you? Thinking you're a vampire is a manifestation of chuunibyou syndrome in western children! My sister is suffering from chuunibyou syndrome! It looks like I can only save her as a completely rational and definitely not a chuunibyou brother!
"Something as unscientific as vampires don't even exist in this world!" I seriously educated her, "As for movies like Twilight, you can't watch them, the director has already started to make vampires and werewolves gay …"
"I know, I know." Ai Mi interrupted me uninterestedly, "I was just joking with you, why are you so serious? Vampires are what you call a feudal superstition. Only a retard would think vampires exist in this world! "
"Is that what you really think?" I was glad my sister wasn't chuunibyou, but I still had to confirm it just in case. "If that's the case, why do you want to drink my blood?"
"Um … my mom once received an African witch doctor. He told us that if you drink someone else's blood and perform a special ceremony, you can make that person your slave forever …"
So it's still a feudal superstition! It's a ten thousand year old African superstition! I said I would protect you forever, but you're still not satisfied, so you want to use witchcraft to make me your slave? Your desire for control is just like Ai ShuQiao's, it's incredibly strong!
I severely criticized her misconceptions and hinted to her that Ai ShuQiao's education method was wrong. You can't always think about controlling others when you interact with them, you have to put yourself in their shoes and not do to them what you don't want them to do to you … In short, I talked a lot and it was annoying to listen to.
Sure enough, Ai Mi didn't want to listen. She covered her ears and shouted:
"The manservant is so long-winded! So long-winded! So long-winded! What's wrong with being my slave? Didn't you say you loved me? You're not even willing to be my slave. It's a lie to say you love me! "
"Loving someone doesn't mean that you have to be her slave …"
I was silent halfway through my sentence. There was no doubt that Xiao Qin was in love with me. I could do whatever I wanted with her and I didn't have to worry about being rejected. Isn't Xiao Qin like this my slave?
As for the class leader, I will do my best to help her achieve any request she makes, or even if she doesn't make any requests. My good impression of her has turned me into her slave, or at least the newest loyal dog.
When it came to love, it was true that the one who loved first would be the first to lose. Would the one who expressed his love first have to be a free slave for the rest of his life? No wonder a master said 'silence is golden', he must have thought of that warning when he was kneeling on the washboard!
Ai Mi thought I realized my mistake when I stopped halfway through my sentence. So she proudly stepped out of the bathtub. She didn't even wipe off the water droplets on her body. She grabbed a towel and waddled back to the bedroom.
Ai Mi threw herself on the sofa like a penguin skiing, then she turned around and asked me:
"Manservant, who are you going to marry in the future?"
"Eh?"
"Although you love me, I can't marry a manservant. Are you going to be single for the rest of your life?"
My love for you is only that of a sibling's! In terms of blood relations, there is no prerequisite for us to get married! I already have a lot of psychological pressure being together with a girl who might become my stepsister. If I still plan on marrying my biological sister, it would be against the law and morals! Even my dad, who has always been open-minded, might break my legs!
Seeing that I was hesitant to answer, Ai Mi played with the corner of the towel and asked:
"You still haven't broken up with the violent girl? Although she inexplicably started to curry favor with me, I still think she's very sinister and not suitable to be your wife! "
"About that …" I was afraid I didn't have the right to answer that question since I almost pushed her down an hour ago.
"Why don't you marry Winnie, manservant?"
"Pfft — —" I almost spat out the sugar-free iced coffee I just drank. "What!? Why would I marry Winnie? "
Ai Mi said with a matter-of-fact tone: "Because I like Winnie! Don't you love me? If the person you love arranges for a woman to marry you, wouldn't you accept it gratefully? "
Do you think you have the right to marry me because you're the emperor's favorite princess? Xiong YaoYue still thinks I'm gay. If you make a ridiculous suggestion for us to get married in the future, she might think I'm looking for her for a 'marriage of convenience'! Gay men are pressured by their families to find a woman who knows or doesn't know and get married. These kinds of gay wives are called 'tongqie'. It's said that there are more than 2 million of them in China. Do you have the heart to let Xiong YaoYue become one of the 2 million tongqie?
Of course, if you provide enough betrothal gifts, maybe Xiong YaoYue will really agree to marry me! Anyway, it's a marriage of convenience. If she can help me, her best friend, cover up her homosexuality, she might even feel proud that she's doing a good deed like Lei Feng! But she'll regret it on our wedding night! I'm not that virtuous to lie on the same bed as my famous wife!
Since Qing Zi Academy is a residential school, they close the gates after 10 pm and strictly inspect students entering and exiting. So I chatted with Ai Mi for a while, then I said goodbye and planned to go home.
Ai Mi lay on the sofa and swung her feet. It was rare for her to tell me to be careful on the road, especially female perverts. Apparently, there was a tall, rich, and handsome boy who was raped by a female pervert while walking at night.
Damn, this world is getting more and more dangerous! Was it the female school doctor, Chen YingRan, or the 'Rose Group' of Thousand Crane Girls' School? If it was Chen YingRan, then it doesn't have much to do with me. But if it was someone from the Rose Group, then it's most likely Xiao Qin's former subordinates! If I pushed Xiao Qin today, then I would have gotten revenge for that tall, rich, and handsome guy from Qing Zi Academy!
"Oh right." Ai Mi asked me one last time before I left, "Manservant, do you know where Peng TouSi usually hides the keys to the surveillance room?"
"Eh? I don't know, why do you want the keys? "
"Of course I want to go in and see what's inside the locked cabinets! If I find a videotape of the situation in my room, then I can be sure there's a camera in the room! I can guess the angle from the video, then I can confirm the location and finally remove the camera! "
"It's a good idea, but Peng TouSi is very cautious, he wouldn't leave the keys anywhere."
Ai Mi winked at me with an evil smile, "That's why I need you to 'seduce' him!"
I'm not going! You can't trick your brother like that! They say gays are as deep as the ocean and you can't turn back. What if I really degenerate into a gay man! But I'm sure, even if I really become a gay man, I will never find a woman to 'marry'. Sparta either doesn't do it, or I will go down the dark path. At that time, I will stick to the path of philosophy and become a proud gay man!
After I arrived at the VIP building, Obama, who had already finished eating his steak, came over to me and tried to get close to me. He even wanted to follow me home. Times have changed, he has no integrity just to ask for food.
When I got home, I laid down on the bed that I might have to lend to Su Qiao this weekend. I had a lot of thoughts and it was hard to fall asleep. I thought about what I would say when I see Xiao Qin tomorrow, what Auntie Ren's child would be named, and finally I jumped up and punched the sandbag more than 300 times before I fell asleep.
On Wednesday morning, I arrived at class 2-3's classroom, but the first person I saw was the class leader.
When she saw me, she didn't say anything, but she took out a new one dollar bill from her pocket and handed it to me.
"Eh? What are you doing? "
"I'm returning your money!" The class leader said, "Don't you remember I told you to buy me a bottle of mineral water yesterday?"
If you didn't mention it, I would've forgotten. At the time, you said you wanted me to buy mineral water for Xiao Qin and Gong CaiCai because they were on duty for me. As for the bottle I bought for you, you're really a trustworthy person.
Xiao Qin ran into the classroom in a hurry when the first class was about to begin. She was almost late, but she didn't have time to say anything, so we listened to the language teacher's lesson together.
As expected, the language teacher was going to check the essays he told us to write yesterday. I was praying to Guanyin Bodhisattva that I wouldn't be called, while I peeked at Xiao Qin's movements.
Her eyes were closed, her hands were clasped together, and her posture was even more pious than mine.
Sure enough, she also forgot to do her homework! I'm not sure if Auntie Ren's stomach got better after eating canned hawthorn. Did Xiao Qin also have insomnia last night? If Auntie Ren gives birth to a child, will Xiao Qin be a good sister …
Ah! What am I thinking! Hurry up and send my prayers to Guanyin Bodhisattva! At this time, half of the people in the classroom were praying to not lose to them in sincerity!
Old man Zhang finally called a boy in the front row to read the text. I breathed a sigh of relief, Xiao Qin was the same.
As a result, when the boy stood up and placed his textbook on his desk, there was a cracking sound and his desk was split in half! It was a magnificent corpse on the spot! The stationery in his desk was scattered all over the floor!
Damn, what a scam! Isn't that the desk that Xiao Qin took out her anger on yesterday when I deliberately praised Gong CaiCai for being cute and made the sound of wood shattering! There was also a delay effect! It was only a day later that he returned to the Yellow Springs! Yin Yang Sanshou's power is so scary!
Old man Zhang expressed surprise at this accident, then he picked up the list and asked another student to read the text. Unfortunately, he chose me.
That's why Xiao Qin's scam still ended up on me.
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