I didn't think too much about it. I caught Ai Mi's foot and planned to use the towel in my hand to wipe her feet.
Ai Mi said unhappily: "How can you use a towel to wipe your feet?"
She pointed at the seven towels hanging on a stainless steel ring, "The second last towel is for wiping your feet! As for your thighs and calves, you have to use the third last towel! "
Do you not find it troublesome to differentiate so clearly! No wonder it takes you at least 40 minutes to take a shower, and it takes 20 minutes just to wipe your body!
I asked in a bad mood: "What's the last towel for?"
Ai Mi pouted, "None of your business!"
After changing the towel, I noticed Ai Mi had also changed her position. Her head was flat on the bottom of the bathtub, and her feet were raised high on the edge of the bathtub. She made a 'gesture' with her feet to greet me.
"Ai Mi, does Peng TouSi usually serve you like this?" I asked.
"Pretty much, but your hands aren't as rough as his, so it feels a bit more comfortable when you touch me."
"Men's hands are all rough." I wiped Ai Mi's feet while guarding against her kicking my face, "Why don't you use a maid?"
"Because I like men."
"Ah?"
"What's so strange about that? Even if you're a manservant, you would still want to be served by the opposite sex, right? If you like the same sex, I can lend Peng TouSi to you for two days. "
I can't accept such a precious gift, you should keep it for yourself!
"Oh, speaking of maids, the only person I can accept right now is Winnie."
Xiong YaoYue? No problem! As long as you give her a suitable salary, she will definitely follow you!
"But other than being a maid, I also want her to be a bodyguard and housekeeper …"
Hey, don't go overboard! If she does that much work, you have to give her three salaries!
Ai Mi changed her position and completely ignored the fact that I only dried one of her feet. "In the end, I decided to forget about it. I'm having fun with Winnie right now, but if I have an obvious superior/subordinate relationship with her, I might not be as happy."
I always felt that even if Xiong YaoYue became your maid, bodyguard, and housekeeper, she would still be carefree and impolite. You don't have to worry if you have fun, but your work arrangements would definitely be a mess.
Ai Mi suddenly looked up at the sky and laughed.
"Hahahaha … Wushu Director Ren HongLi claimed to be a world champion, but it turns out that her Kung Fu is just so-so!"
"Eh? When did a layman like you have the right to comment on Auntie Ren's kung fu? "
I originally only wanted to wipe Ai Mi's feet, but I didn't expect her to open up her toes for me to carefully wipe. She wouldn't be happy if I missed one.
"That's right! Ren HongLi can't even beat Kyle! "
Nonsense! I would still believe you if you said Auntie Ren couldn't beat Peng TouSi. After all, Peng TouSi fought his way out of a deathmatch. He has seen through life and death and is fearless … Kyle is nothing! He's a hemorrhoid warrior. Although he trained pretty well in the gym, that's the end of it! I can even beat him up in berserker mode!
"It's true! Today, Ren HongLi was beaten up by Kyle, that's why everyone left early! But it's all thanks to her that I was able to come back early, so I should express my gratitude! "
"Impossible!" I raised my voice, "There's no way Auntie Ren would be beaten by Kyle! Besides, with Kyle's personality, he wouldn't hit a woman! "
"Then what can I do! Ren HongLi deserved it, she forced Kyle to hit herself! "
"Why, why?"
"Well … there was a martial arts scene where Kyle had to dodge the mini-boss' punch by a hair's breadth. Ren HongLi suggested that he jump backwards while pulling in his stomach, but Kyle didn't do it well, so Ren HongLi wanted Kyle to punch herself. She wanted to personally demonstrate it."
Although Kyle was a gentleman who wouldn't hit a woman, Auntie Ren was also famous for her stubbornness. If she wanted Kyle to hit herself, Kyle would have no choice but to punch himself.
"Haha, the first two times Ren HongLi complained that Kyle was slow, so she told him to 'hit hard', 'don't worry', and 'hit to death'. She acted like she was an otherworldly master who was invulnerable …"
She wasn't invulnerable, but she could use Yin Yang Sanshou's' Hua Jin 'trick, so Auntie Ren should be able to dodge Kyle's quick punches without any pressure.
"The director also told Kyle not to hold back and to quickly understand the moves and continue filming. Kyle had no choice, so he punched hard … guess what happened?"
"Hahahaha … I'm dying of laughter!" Ai Mi held her stomach and kicked her feet with her laughter. She splashed water all over my shirt.
"When Kyle punched, Ren HongLi pretended to move slightly and dodged like the previous two times, but she immediately ran to the bushes to vomit! How shameful! The martial arts director who was praised to the skies by the director screwed up her performance! She was punched by Kyle and vomited! Let's see if she still has the face to lecture us in the future! "
"Ouch! My feet hurt! Manservant, why did you use so much force! "
This … this situation doesn't look good! Since Ai Mi saw Auntie Ren move, then Auntie Ren must have neutralized the force of Kyle's punch. But if that's the case, why did Auntie Ren vomit?
Two words clearly appeared in my mind: morning sickness.
Did Auntie Ren really get pregnant! Not only did she want to eat something sour, but she also vomited for no reason. Is she planning on giving me a younger brother!
Let's not talk about whether Auntie Ren and my dad will get married. If this child is actually born, how will we get along in the future? If I treat her as a younger sister, she definitely won't accept it. But if I pressed her down like today, would our common younger brother suddenly open the door and ask:
"Brother, sister, what game are you guys playing?"
This is a game to create a socialist successor! Little kid, reflect on your past! You're not allowed to touch an iPad for a week!
I wiped Ai Mi's feet several times while I was distracted, and her skin was a bit red.
"Enough, enough!" Ai Mi said, "Change the towel and wipe my thighs and calves!"
Before I got up to change the towel, I noticed a large patch of my shirt was wet. It must have been from when Ai Mi was kicking around.
Without thinking too much, I took off my shirt and hung it next to the automatic dryer on the left side of the bathtub. That way, it would be dry before I left.
"Hey! Who allowed you to take off your clothes! " Ai Mi sat up in the bathtub with dissatisfaction, "Don't use your inferior body to hurt my noble eyes! Why did you train so much muscle? Do you want to run for Mr. Bodybuilder? "
"It's just that my shirt is wet, so I took it off to dry." I didn't think there was anything wrong with exposing my upper body in front of my sister on a hot summer day.
When I turned around to grab the third towel, Ai Mi's surprised voice suddenly came from behind:
"Manservant! What … happened to your back? "
I was stunned. I looked at the mirror on the wall and saw that there were three scars on my back. It was the day when I was walking in the rain on the pedestrian street. I was scratched by a fallen tree while trying to save Ai Mi. Although the wounds were shallow, the scars were quite conspicuous.
"It's fine, it's just a small injury." I smiled, "It doesn't hurt right now."
Ai Mi called out to me with a heavy voice, "No! Come here! I want to personally touch it! "
I had no choice but to sit on the edge of the bathtub with my back facing Ai Mi and let her put her soft hands on me.
"Does it hurt?" Her wet hands rubbed the dried scars, which slightly stimulated the nerves in my back and made her think that my scars still hurt.
"It doesn't hurt at all, but when you touch it like that … it makes me feel a bit itchy!" I said truthfully.
"If an actress had such a large scar on their body, they would have to retire from the entertainment industry." Ai Mi said with a bit of a sigh.
"That's why it's great that I'm not an actress! Even if I have three more scars like this, it wouldn't be a loss for me! "
Ai Mi was silent for a while, "So, if I'm in danger in the future, will you risk your life to save me like last time?"
"Absolutely!" I replied without hesitation, "I don't care if I break my arms or legs, what's there to regret about a little scar!"
"That's true …" Ai Mi stood in the middle of the bathtub in her swimsuit with her wet blonde hair hanging behind her head, "If I could make a deal with God, it would be a good deal for the world to exchange an ugly manservant for the beautiful me …"
"Don't make me angry! I'm going to save you, it has nothing to do with whether you're beautiful or ugly! "
I suddenly felt something extremely soft coming into contact with the scars on my back.
I didn't understand at first, but I realized it was Ai Mi who was holding onto my back and licking my scars with her tongue!
It was a triangular, pink, kitten-like tongue that just licked the ice cream!
"Hey, what are you doing? I haven't showered yet, there's a lot of bacteria on the scars! "
I turned my head slightly to stop her.
Ai Mi raised her eyes towards me, but the tip of her tongue did not leave the scars on my back.
"I just want to taste loyalty."
"Huh?"
"Didn't your celestial dynasty's' Journey to the West 'say that eating the flesh of an eminent monk will give you immortality? I want to taste your flesh, the flesh of a loyal servant might be beneficial to the master! "
"It's not like the scars are flesh, and you licked them …"
Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt a sharp pain at the edge of the scars. Ai Mi actually used her teeth to bite the dead skin near the scars and tore off a small piece of flesh. She chewed twice and swallowed it!
Fuck, are you eating human flesh! You're a fairy from the Western Paradise! Why didn't Buddha Tathagata accept you?
Not only did you finish eating, you even showed me a disgusted expression!? Are you worthy of the meat provider, your elder brother!
"It's bitter!" Ai Mi commented with a frown.
Nonsense! How can the dead skin near the scars taste good! But the price of loyalty is often bitter, and what you unintentionally said is very close to the truth!
I clenched my teeth and jumped up from the edge of the bathtub. I ran to the mirror to see if there was any blood on my back, and there really was some blood! I really can't understand the brat's world! Ai Mi, your hands … no, your mouth was too ruthless!
"Come here." Ai Mi requested me in the middle of the bathtub.
"Why would I go over?" I asked vigilantly.
"Blood …"
"What's wrong with blood?"
"I also want to taste your blood …"
You're not just a fairy who ate the flesh of Tang Seng, you're also a vampire! You're combining Chinese and Western!
I'm not letting you drink! I'm not letting you drink! My brother's blood is not for drinking! Although I don't care how much I bleed to protect you, I won't let you drink it for no reason!
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