I insisted on Xiao Qin apologizing to Niu ShiLi. She couldn't change my mind and finally said:
"I can't apologize in person no matter what! How about I make it up to him … "
"How are you going to compensate me? You made him stay in the hospital for half a month. You can't just treat him to a meal to make up for it, right? "
"I … I'll introduce a girlfriend to him!"
"Eh? Who do you want to introduce to him? "
"What do you think of Goldie?"
"Goldie? Yellow roses? The one with a body like a ball and a face like Zhang Fei? If you introduce Goldie to Niu ShiLi, you might as well have killed him back then! "
"Can't I?" Xiao Qin put her finger to her mouth and thought, "Then I'll have to find someone else … I used to study at Thousand Crane Girls' School, there were about a thousand girls, I can always find a suitable one …"
"Hey hey, what makes you think that the girl you picked will definitely like Niu ShiLi?"
"That, they should give me face …"
"Give face? Is this a matter of giving face? "
"No matter what, I used to be the boss of Thousand Crane Girls' School. Although Little Red, Little Yellow, and Little Black took over, I still have some influence among the students. If the girl I choose doesn't want to date Niu ShiLi, she might …"
"Will the Rose Group take revenge on us? I misjudged you! I thought that you were just the captain of the heartless execution team, but in the end, you're actually a demon who uses coercion to rule over the girls' school? How could you force a girl to date someone else? "
Xiao Qin grabbed the hair on both sides of her head in annoyance. "I don't want to either! It was Ye Lin classmate who forced me to apologize to Niu ShiLi, that's why I had to do this. Besides, if he didn't want to be forced, he could just train himself. If you have someone you love deeply like me, no one can force you! "
What a fallacious argument! Do you think everyone is a martial arts genius like you? For someone like Gong CaiCai, even if she trained for a hundred years, she wouldn't be able to catch up to a single finger of yours! If she was threatened with violence, she might really cry and date someone she didn't like!
I suddenly remembered that I was arguing with Xiao Qin for so long, but I didn't consider the main premise: Does Niu ShiLi want a girlfriend?
Loud Mouth said Niu ShiLi likes the class leader, but a conservative estimate is that half of the boys in class 2-3 like the class leader (A lot of people like Gong CaiCai at the same time). If Gong CaiCai is a cute little rabbit, then the class leader is a black falcon soaring in the sky. She has her own goal, and on the way to her goal, she will only occasionally take a nap at the peak. When you climb to the peak and think you can get close to her, she has already flown to a higher place. So you can only look forward to it, but you can never get it.
That's why Niu ShiLi doesn't necessarily like the class leader as much as he likes aliens. Just like how I don't like Xiao Qin as much as I like brother Optimus Prime.
Due to Xiao Qin's special brain structure, she completely follows the rule of 'love is greater than the sky', so she feels this rule can be applied to other people. But Niu ShiLi is different, he's a good student in the eyes of the teacher. What if I encourage him to fall in love early and affect his studies? My original intention was for Xiao Qin to express her apologies, but it would be terrible if I did something bad with good intentions!
So I decided to test Niu ShiLi's thoughts first.
I was standing behind Niu ShiLi when we were doing radio calisthenics. I used the opportunity to make eye contact with him as I carefully asked:
"Niu ShiLi, I want to ask you something."
"What?" Niu ShiLi was very vigilant towards me.
"Um … it's …" I didn't have a good relationship with Niu ShiLi, so I couldn't bring myself to ask him if he wanted a girlfriend.
So I tactfully asked: "Niu ShiLi, do you sometimes feel empty and lonely?"
I immediately regretted the words as soon as I said them.
Niu ShiLi's eyes behind his glasses widened like a lychee that was about to explode. The expression on his face was a mixture of shock and fear. At the same time, he subconsciously clamped his buttocks together to give his precious chrysanthemum another layer of protection.
"I'm warning you!" He was abnormally angry, but he seemed to lack confidence as he roared: "I'm not gay! Go find someone else! "
After the radio calisthenics ended, I dawdled for a while before returning to the classroom. I found Xiong YaoYue sitting in my seat and busy with something.
I walked over and patted her shoulder: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Xiong YaoYue shook her shoulders and shook off my hand, then said:
"I'm borrowing your precious spot to dry my books! I accidentally spat my drink all over my Chinese textbook. It's all your fault for saying 'love the Japanese' in your essay. Your seat happens to be next to the window, so there's sunlight. I'll leave the book on the windowsill. Help me look after it. If I lose it, I'll hold you responsible! "
Xiong YaoYue spoke to me like she was talking to her best friend. She looked at the rainstorm ravaged language textbook and said in annoyance:
"How unlucky, even if it was dried, it would still be wrinkled and the pages would be bent like instant noodles!"
Xiong YaoYue always spoke loudly, so the class leader came over.
"Xiao Xiong …" The class leader was about to speak, but Xiong YaoYue immediately retorted: "Xiao Ban Ban, what did you want?"
The class leader blushed, "I already said I don't like being called that!"
"Then don't call me Xiao Xiong!" Xiong YaoYue said shamelessly, "Now I like being called 'Winnie'! High-end, elegant, noble, strategically advantageous … "
Is she trying to say her new nickname is high class? That's the wrong idiom!
The class leader frowned: "I can't change it in a short time."
Xiong YaoYue was like a sloth as she laid half her body on my desk. She grabbed the class leader's hands and begged:
"It's not difficult for the class leader! Just call me Winnie! If you call me Winnie, I'll definitely have more energy in class and I'll get 60 points on exams, it's so worth it! "
"Really? Then how long will you use this nickname? "
"It'll definitely last a long time! It'll definitely last longer than 'Xiao Xiong'! Winnie finally doesn't have a bear in it! I can't wait to use it for the rest of my life! "
Who said Winnie doesn't have a bear in it! Winnie herself is a bear! If you go to the night market and look at the cheap dolls, you will see Winnie the Pooh knockoffs everywhere!
The class leader narrowed her eyes, "If I call you Winnie, can you promise not to call me Xiao … Xiao Ban Ban?"
"I promise!" Xiong YaoYue said in a hurry, "If I don't keep my promise, then I won't be able to get married!"
"Okay then." The class leader cleared her throat, "I'll call you Winnie from now on, I hope you can use this nickname for a long time."
"I definitely will!" Xiong YaoYue shouted happily after achieving her goal. She then remembered to ask the class leader: "Class leader, what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Nothing much." The class leader freed her hands from Xiong YaoYue's grip, put one hand on her hip and changed to a more casual posture, "If you're worried about the textbook getting wrinkled, you can put it in the freezer for a night and it'll almost return to its original state."
"Really!?" Xiong YaoYue was as surprised as if she heard aliens had already taken over the White House, "Class leader, you know a lot of life tips! Even a lot of housewives can't compare to you. If I was a man, I would definitely think you'd be the best choice for a wife! "
"It's just common sense." The class leader argued, "Also, don't eat or drink in class from now on, it's not good for your studies or your stomach. Food debris might even attract cockroaches."
"Yes! Yes! I understand! "Xiong YaoYue's voice was loud, but it didn't sound sincere.
After the class leader left to deal with Eunuch Cao's harassment of Gong CaiCai, Xiong YaoYue turned to me and said:
"Actually, if I was a man, I wouldn't marry Xiao Ban Ban."
"Huh? You just swore you would never call me the class leader again, but you immediately broke your oath? Aren't you afraid your oath will come true and you won't be able to get married in the future? "
"Hehe, the class leader doesn't really like to change. Once she starts calling me Winnie, it'll be hard to change it back, so I won! The class leader will definitely call me Winnie in the future, but I can call the class leader 'Xiao Ban Ban' whenever I feel like it! "
Xiong YaoYue was really childish to be complacent over this level of scheming.
"Hey hey, answer my question just now! I'm asking if it's okay to break your oath? This isn't the first time you've sworn that you won't get married in the future, right? "
Xiong YaoYue used her tongue to support her cheeks and made a strange expression while thinking.
"Actually, I don't really want to get married in the future, so even if I'm a man, I won't marry the class leader."
That's if the class leader is willing to marry you! Also, why don't you want to get married!
Xiong YaoYue held the back of her head with her hands and leaned against the back of her chair. She looked at the ceiling fan that was slowly rotating.
"We don't even have air conditioning in the classroom, it's so hot I don't even want to wear a bra!"
"We went off topic again! I don't think we were talking about the temperature in the classroom! "
"Oh, I always feel that there is a big difference between people. If two people live together all the time and there is no distance at all, it is inevitable that there will be friction. What was originally a good friend might become an enemy — how tragic would that be! It's better to be free, be together if we want, separate if we want! "
So this is the principle of 'not marrying'? I thought you wouldn't marry the class leader even if you became a man because you thought she was too long-winded!
During the afternoon self-study class, Xiong YaoYue did her homework while eating matcha ice cream.
Although the class leader saw it, if she didn't confiscate the ice cream, it would definitely melt in a classroom without a fridge. That would be too wasteful. Also, it's quite hard to endure a classroom without air conditioning. I think the class leader might also want to eat ice cream, but she can't do that as the class leader, so she could only endure it.
"Aiya!" A girl in the front row suddenly screamed.
"Aiyayaya!" Like it was a relay race, the nearby girls also screamed, and it was even more frightening.
"Cockroach! There's a cockroach! "
Gong CaiCai, who was still far away, turned deathly pale when she heard there was a cockroach, and she almost fainted from fright.
A few boys in the front row went over to step on it, but I'm not sure if they were too stupid, or if they wanted to continue listening to the screams of the girls, but the large black and red cockroach scuttled all the way to the fourth row of the classroom, between Loud Mouth and Little Smart.
"Move aside, let me do it!" Loud Mouth snatched an English dictionary from a boy in the front row, aimed at the cockroach that was running away in an S shape, and planned on smashing it to death with the dictionary.
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