After listening to Loud Mouth talk about Shu Zhe's penis, I was reminded: it's time to run the store for a while.
Although the biology teacher was a fat auntie in her 50s who was rumored to have a hobby of collecting bacteria and viruses, her lectures were pretty good. She often used real-life examples to deepen everyone's impression of her lectures.
Today was the same. She had the students try to see if they could curl their tongues and said it was hereditary. Then she had the students try to see if they could contract their nostrils and said only 10% of the world's people could do it.
I was using my phone's browser to enter Taobao's backend, but Xiao Qin said in a voice only I could hear:
"Ye Lin classmate's nostrils can expand! Only Ye Lin classmate has such perverted nostrils! "
I tried it a bit. Huh? My nostrils can really expand! After Xiao Qin saw it, she covered her mouth and couldn't stop laughing. What's so funny! There's no scientific evidence to show that the ability to contract and expand nostrils has anything to do with perversion!
But I have no right to say I'm not perverted after I squeezed Xiao Qin's flat breasts and took off her skirt last night.
I awkwardly began to focus on running the store.
Just like I was worried, for China's violent delivery industry, it's a bit difficult to send inflated balloons. Even though I placed a lot of cushions in the cardboard boxes, two balloons still popped during delivery.
Luckily, the customers who bought perverted products were more patient. They didn't leave a negative review, but left a message asking me how to fix it.
I strictly followed my dad's principle of honesty and immediately refunded them according to their losses. Uncle Fireball, who also bought balloons, came online at this time. His luck was pretty good, none of the balloons he bought popped.
"Aiya, as expected of the breath from Little Sister Red Bean's jade throat. After being stirred by her fragrant tongue, it's so fragrant and fragrant. This orchid-like fragrance, even my heart is intoxicated just by smelling it …"
What a perverted description. As for the fragrant smell, it's just that Shu Zhe loves chewing gum. Even if you buy a box of gum and chew it for an afternoon, your mouth will still have the same smell.
"I'm sure! I'm very satisfied! I can now tell you about the new suggestions I had for the online store! "
I typed four words in a genteel manner, "I'd like to hear the details."
"Uh-huh, because balloons are basically disposable items, when the factory produces them, the quality inspection isn't too detailed. Anyway, if a few balloons burst, the customers won't complain. But if our perverted goods store sells high-priced balloons, once they burst during transportation, we'll get complaints, right?"
"That's true. Two of the balloons in this batch are broken."
In order to reduce the chance of it breaking, I had clearly told Shu Zhe not to blow too much air, but in the end, there was still a problem.
"What do you think? Am I right? That's why blowing up balloons isn't a good idea … "
"Eh? Didn't you tell me to blow balloons yourself? If we don't blow balloons, then what should we blow? "
Uncle Fireball purposely didn't type for two minutes to whet my appetite. Finally, he was satisfied and sent a short message: "Blowing condoms."
What? Blowing condoms like balloons! In elementary school, a boy had done such a stupid thing. He had brought the condoms hidden under his parents' mattress to school to blow on, and even shared them with the girls at the same table, letting the girls who didn't know the truth blow on them with him. Of course, the boy's parents were later called. Uncle Fireball, is this the good idea you gave me?
"Don't be in a hurry to reject it, it's the best idea! Listen to me slowly. "
"First, condom manufacturers are different from balloon manufacturers. If a condom breaks, it could be fatal. That's why they use lasers before they leave the factory. As long as there's not too much air inside, the chance of it breaking during transportation is much lower than normal balloons. "
"Second, the photo of Sister Red Beans blowing balloons already makes everyone feel aroused. When they think about Sister Red Beans' lips coming into contact with the condom, even if the photo isn't suitable to be uploaded, just imagining it is enough for everyone to masturbate!"
"Thirdly, a normal balloon would be useless after releasing the gas exhaled by Sister Red Bean. However, a condom is different. After releasing the gas inside the condom, you can put the condom on the object it's supposed to be on …"
"This isn't a normal condom, it's a condom that Sister Red Beans' lips touched! So what if it's an indirect kiss! We're just indirectly f * cking! Double the price, it's at least ¥100 each! "
Damn, I'm convinced! Uncle Fireball, your perverted ability is already unparalleled! I should really hire you as a business consultant for the online store! If I don't blow balloons and condoms, I wouldn't even have to go to the supermarket to buy balloons!
But I'm not sure if he has any psychological resistance towards blowing condoms. Should I tell him in advance, or lie and tell him I'll let him blow balloons and let him blow condoms at my house?
Also, the original ¥50 'Red Lips of Love Balloons' will donate ¥10 of the profits to the special education school. If I change it to a ¥100 'Red Lips of Love Balloons', should I continue to donate ¥10 or ¥20? If I donate ¥20, do I have to talk to Shu Zhe?
While I was thinking about this, it was already time for school to end.
I walked home lazily with my bag slung over my shoulder. I found Xiao Qin following closely behind me.
If I walked left, she also walked left. If I walked right, she also walked right.
I stopped in my tracks and turned around to ask her:
"Where are you going? This isn't the direction you're heading home, right? "
Xiao Qin's thumbs were inserted into the straps of her Hello Kitty backpack.
"I'll go wherever Ye Lin classmate goes … I'm already Ye Lin classmate's person …"
When she spoke, she curled her toes inwards like a shy daughter-in-law.
Although I didn't know anyone on the busy streets, it still made me feel awkward.
"What are you talking about! Yesterday … we didn't make it to the last step, right? "
Xiao Qin slightly raised her head with a blushing face. She glanced at me shyly, then quickly looked away.
"Today … we can make it to the last step today … Ye Lin classmate can take me home, or somewhere else, it's up to Ye Lin classmate …"
My heart was pounding wildly.
As soon as I thought about how we could 'continue' yesterday, it was as if my blood was boiling. The beast hidden in my heart wanted to immediately jump out and tear off all of her clothes. Then, I would press her under me and enjoy her pure body to its heart's content.
I can also settle the grudge of the Little Tyrant bullying me for years in bed. Although it's a bit different from what I imagined, you're the one being pressed under me, so it can be considered a victory, right?
"Ye Lin classmate, be careful!"
I was lost in my thoughts and was almost hit by a motorcycle that drove on the sidewalk. Fortunately, Xiao Qin pulled me away in time.
I pointed my middle finger at the driver's back. If it wasn't for the fact that we were far away, I would have chased after him and beat him up. It would be fine if I had the class leader's shooting skills, since there are no lack of pebbles nearby.
Xiao Qin took out her phone and took a photo of the speeding motorcycle.
"Now we have the license plate number." Xiao Qin said with a smile, "God will definitely punish anyone who dares to hurt Ye Lin classmate's people!"
It's not God, it's punishment from you! Should I do it myself, or should I let someone from the Rose Group do it? Although I'm also angry at the driver who shaved his head and dyed the rest of his hair purple, but don't go overboard for me! It's even worse if you break the law!
After being disturbed by the motorcycle, I calmed down a bit.
I can't listen to Xiao Qin and take the 'last step' when Auntie Ren might be pregnant with my dad's child. Not only would Auntie Ren get angry, it would also be very irresponsible to Xiao Qin — — I'm still not sure how to handle my relationship with Xiao Qin.
Is it an adopted sister or a girlfriend? Or an adopted sister and girlfriend? He really didn't want to have the title of "Sister Crazy Demon" on his head!
I made a decision in an instant. Although I don't know if I'll still have the same determination tomorrow, I definitely can't bring Xiao Qin home today! No one will disturb my home. Once I close the security door, I will definitely get aroused. I might even push her down in the living room.
"My, my home isn't convenient for guests today!" I said, "Don't follow me, I … I can take you to the subway station, or I can even take you home!"
Xiao Qin's face became even redder, "Ye, Ye Lin classmate, do you prefer my bedroom? Although my mom might come home earlier today, as long as we're careful and don't make any noise, even if Ye Lin classmate puts a gag on my mouth … "
Don't make me fantasize about a super H scene! Auntie Ren is resting in a bedroom that's less than 10 meters away, and she's even walking around in the living room. I'm only separated by a door, so I can violate her daughter with a gag on her mouth! Ah, just thinking about it makes me want to set up a tent on the streets!
After reciting the Paramita Sutra a hundred times, I looked around to make sure there was no one around, then I took Xiao Qin's hand and brought her to the entrance of the subway station.
Xiao Qin was so happy that her entire body was trembling when I held her hand. In order to maintain my calm, I tried to treat Xiao Qin like I would treat my sister. It worked, at least the tent wasn't set up again.
Xiao Qin continued to say on the subway: "My bed is very sturdy, it won't make any squeaking sounds, but don't make any weird noises in case my mom hears …"
I suddenly remembered that I have to install a listening device in my bedroom before the weekend to listen in on Su Qiao and Ai ShuQiao's conversation.
I didn't see it when I went to look for Peng TouSi yesterday, but didn't Xiao Qin also use a listening device? It seems like it was only yesterday that she used a thermos to eavesdrop on me for half a month. I heard the hidden listening device came from a shoemaker in the food market (I've even seen the shoemaker before, he once fixed the class leader's shoes).
As for the identity of the shoemaker, Xiao Qin was very secretive. It seemed that he was a former intelligence officer of the country. Later, he did something that the country was unhappy with, so he "hid in the city" and became a shoemaker in the food market.
It wasn't easy for me to get this opportunity today. Should I pay him a visit and buy a listening device from him? I should at least support domestic products!
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