Actually, Loud Mouth's worry that someone would seek revenge on me wasn't groundless.
Ever since I entered middle school, I followed the basic national policy of "don't even think about bullying me, I'll fight whoever bullies me". I've fought quite a few times with people both inside and outside of school.
The good thing is that I've learned a lot in actual combat and mastered a certain amount of fighting ability. The bad thing is that I've made a lot of enemies.
I remember Xing Xing joked with me before: "Brother Ye, when you get a girlfriend in the future, you have to be careful, don't let your enemies take advantage of you!"
The reason why he was so supportive of Xiao Qin being their "sister in law" was probably because of this.
If Xiao Qin openly became my girlfriend, I wouldn't be worried about her being bullied, as long as she doesn't beat up the nearby hooligans every day.
Sure enough, Xiao Qin wanted to send me home after school.
"What if someone wants to take revenge on you while you're injured! Take me with you! I'll stop them even if I have to risk my life! "
She clenched her two small fists with a serious expression, as if the "risk your life" she was talking about was pouncing on me and using her body to block a stick.
But I can foresee that no matter which enemy hits the muzzle, they will be torn apart by the blackened Xiao Qin. They won't even know how they died.
But I didn't agree to let Xiao Qin send me home. Not to mention I still have one arm and two legs left, even if I'm in a wheelchair, I don't need a woman to protect me.
If this gets out, people on the streets would say that I, a man, hired a female bodyguard and let a woman fight for me.
Although I'm not a hoodlum, I still care a bit about my reputation in the hoodlum circle, which surprised me.
So it's true that you are marked by the company you keep? I have to be careful, if I develop a habit of thinking like this, I'll end up getting my ass busted in the police station.
Even if I fight back, or even kill someone, it's nothing to be proud of.
It's just another homo in the world, it'll make Peng TouSi sigh "the winds and clouds of the world came from our generation", sooner or later homos will rule the world.
Contrary to my expectations, not only that day, but for an entire week, no enemies came to cause trouble for me.
Later I found out that peaked hat guy spread rumors among the hoodlums that I'm gay, that I'm infected with HIV, that I'm beyond cure, and that anyone who fights with me will die.
Even my inexplicable fracture was said to be because I had HIV, so my immunity was lowered and I accidentally broke it.
Thus, even though I had as many as an entire reinforced company of enemies, they were all quietly watching from afar. No one made a move. They were only waiting for me to die from my illness and fend for myself.
Break my ass! In another two weeks, when I'm fully recovered, you won't be able to find another opportunity like this even if you're holding a lantern! Just wait until I'm completely recovered, then you won! If you look at me while you're walking, I'll beat you up to vent my anger!
Xiao Qin, I can 'Xiao Xiao Qin! If I said that I had to find someone to vent my anger on, she might be willing to be my punching bag, right? That pitiful expression of "I won't resist", I could imagine it as soon as I closed my eyes.
On Wednesday, Cao JingShen told me mysteriously that the first episode of his dad's short film, Director Cao, has been released and it's on the internet.
The name is very tacky, it's called "Bloody Battle of Jin Ling" or something. As soon as I heard the name, I thought of Director Cao hugging my leg and begging me to act as the evil boss — — Jin Ling Young Thug.
The actor who played Jin Ling Young Thug was someone Director Cao finally found after walking around the drama academy for a few days. This person's name was Wu Sheng, but his classmates didn't call him by his name, they all called him "depressed bro".
It was said that this man called Wu Sheng was very depressed. He was so depressed that his two previous girlfriends both got depression.
When Director Cao saw him, Melancholy Bro was holding on to an old pine tree in the campus. He had the grace of the ancients, "Thinking of the long days of heaven and earth, he shed tears of sorrow." He was staring at the clouds in the sky in a daze.
Director Cao rushed up excitedly and asked Depressed Brother if he was willing to make a movie with him.
Normally, students from drama academies can't wait for a chance to act in a movie. I even heard that there was an illiterate person who pretended to be a director in Dongcheng District and tricked two girls from drama academies to sleep with him.
However, when Depressed Brother heard Director Cao's words, he did not respond immediately.
The way he looked at Director Cao was melancholy, the air he breathed was melancholy, the temperature of his skin was melancholy, his final answer was also melancholy.
"Whether I act or not, what's the point?"
Director Cao repeated what he said to me, but Depressed Bro was still unmoved.
He just kept repeating, "There's no point in living …"
Director Cao said that at that time, he was infected by Depressed Bro's temperament and was so sad that he wanted to cry. Even his motivation to shoot domestic AV films almost disappeared without a trace.
Originally, he only hoped to find a suitable actor to play Jin Ling Young Thug, but after witnessing this shocking depression, he immediately felt that someone like Wu Sheng, who had an aura of depression, should be shared with the public. He can't be the only one who suffers. He decided to make Depressed Brother a famous actor through his own hands, and take revenge on the society that doesn't allow him to shoot AV films.
Depressed Bro couldn't resist Director Cao's repeated pleas and finally agreed.
"You'll regret it …" Melancholy Bro said. "I've tried to persuade the two girls I dated before, but they wouldn't listen. Look at them now … Sigh, but there's no meaning in this world anyway. You can do whatever you want …"
Later, the crew members who participated in the filming all said that Wu Sheng should add the word "fun" to his name and change it to "uninteresting".
After the first episode of 《Bloody Battle of Jin Ling》 was filmed, it received decent reviews on the internet, but I haven't watched it.
Cao JingShen asked me if I wanted to go to his house at noon and watch his dad's work on the big screen.
I thought that I had to discuss the photoshop the class leader's photo to deal with Li ErLeng, so I went with him.
Since it's a short movie, each episode is only five minutes long, so it won't take up much time.
Director Cao wasn't home, so it was just me and Cao JingShen, which was exactly what I wanted. If Director Cao was home, he might have bad ideas about me again.
Although Jin Ling Young Thug found someone to act, Director Cao's ultimate goal is to shoot an AV film. I heard that he still hasn't given up and wants to groom me into an AV star.
In order to see the reactions of netizens at the same time, Cao JingShen played 《Bloody Battle of Jin Ling》 from a bullet screen video website. But on his home's super large screen, the netizens' comments were sparse. Maybe it had nothing to do with the super large screen, but the video wasn't very attractive?
The story of 《Bloody Battle of Jin Ling》 is very cliché. It's about the birth of a devil. A brave and righteous young hero goes through untold hardships and finally defeats the devil with the help of his companions. He finally gets together with the female protagonist.
The male protagonist is very ordinary, there's nothing special about him. He only has the same master as Jin Ling Young Thug. His master taught Jin Ling Young Thug martial arts, then returned to the mountain village to live in seclusion. He also took in the kind and beautiful male protagonist as his last disciple.
On the other hand, Jin Ling Young Thug is really bad.
He had been born in a powerful family, pampered and spoiled, arrogant, and extremely talented. The "Blood Fiend Asura Art" that his master had taught him was something that even his master had not been able to cultivate to the ninth level, but he had actually succeeded.
What did he do after he mastered it? He went around looking for masters to kill for fun.
Soon, all the masters in the same city were all killed by him. He felt that these people's martial arts weren't as good as his master's, so he found the village where his master lived in seclusion and killed his master as well.
Fuck, this character is bad to the core! When Director Cao persuaded me to take the role, he personally promised, "Although it's not a positive character, there's still a bit of humanity in him!"
Where's the bit of humanity! On the other hand, when he ripped his master in half, his eyes flashed with a bloodthirsty red light! If I played this kind of character, I wouldn't be able to call myself a good person for the rest of my life.
The only thing that Jin Ling Young Thug treated seriously was his white dog.
But it wasn't cute at all. It was more like a wolf than a dog.
Director Cao's speech about "humanity" was probably meant to be shown here, right?
But that's not right! After Jin Ling Young Thug killed someone, he let his dog eat the victim's body! How is there any humanity in this! It's clearly inhumane! The dog was still happily eating and eating. The short movie only lasted 5 minutes, and most of the plot was shown in montage. However, the part where the dog ate human flesh was given a 30 second long shot! It ate until its mouth was full of blood, then it still looked at its owner and smiled. Fuck, this is completely against humanity!
If you think this is already too much, then you still haven't caught up to Director Cao's pace.
In the trailer for the next episode, Director Cao used edited scenes to hint that the female lead would be raped by Jin Ling Young Thug.
The female lead's life was quite pitiful. She grew up in a rural orphanage (equivalent to an orphanage in ancient times), and there were many sisters who shared the same fate with her.
Judging from the few scenes in the trailer, Jin Ling Young Thug not only raped the female lead, but he also did not let any of the other girls in the orphanage go!
What the f * ck, this is basically an AV! Director Cao, get the hell back to Japan and shoot an AV! Don't taint the purity of a martial arts film here!
Then, this was not the bottom line. The bottom line was: Even the little cat that the female lead and her sisters raised was also raped by Jin Ling Young Thug's dog!
When the human and dog were both in the back, they looked at each other and smiled!
Although depressed bro's smile was a bit haggard, and it wasn't a smile from the bottom of his heart, it didn't change the obscene style of the trailer!
This is too much! Director Cao, you're too much! And … and you netizens! The first half of the film was a bit like a martial arts film, so you guys had very few comments. How come when it came to the trailer for the next episode, the comments were all over the place!
Everywhere you could see, "Seriously looking forward to it!", "Best martial arts film of the year!", "I'm already typing with one hand!", "I didn't take off my pants for nothing", etc.
When the cast list appeared: "Jin Ling Young Thug Wu Sheng", there were still people cheering:
"Wu Sheng, I support you! Good job! You have to push down the female lead! "
It was as if they treated the BOSS as the main character in the story.
After I finished watching the film, I felt a wave of lingering fear, but I was also surprised to find out: Wu Sheng looks a bit like me!
I heard from Cao JingShen that Director Cao had the casting criteria for Jin Ling Young Thug after he saw me. That's why he ended up picking depressed bro, who looks a bit similar to me!
Although he had a lifeless temperament, which was very different from me, if one were to say that he was my biological brother, there would still be people who would believe it!
Fortunately, he typed his real name in the cast list at the end. Otherwise, if someone misunderstood Jin Ling Young Thug as me, it would be even worse than Dou E.
After I finished watching the film, I gave a few comments and calmed myself down. Then, I started talking business with Cao JingShen. I asked him if he could PS a few high quality photos of the class leader for me.
"What photos? Nude photos? "Cao JingShen asked with good intentions," The leader finally has a need for that … "
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