"Ren, Auntie Ren, you're amazing …"
I didn't know what to say with my poor language.
Auntie Ren seemed a bit surprised: "You know me? Where did you know my surname? "
What, Auntie Ren, don't you recognize who I am? What are you planning by stopping a passerby and telling him to randomly kick and hit you?
"I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I've seen your photos in some reports and I know you're an amazing martial arts instructor. Hehehe, that's it …"
I had no choice but to say this kind of lie that would definitely be exposed in the future. In short, I wasn't ready to have a formal conversation with Auntie Ren yet.
"Oh, since you know who I am, then it'll be easier …"
Auntie Ren took out another can of beer from her bag, leaned against the railing, and gulped it down.
Stop drinking! Auntie Ren, are you going to get drunk? Also, I thought your bag was filled with props for martial arts instructors, or flying tiger claws or something, but it was all beer?
"Brat, do you want to be an extra?"
"Eh?"
"I've been filming a Kung Fu drama with the Americans recently. We don't have enough extras, so you can make up the numbers!"
Is this the "Magic Cauldron" that Ai Mi starred in? I don't want to film a drama with Ai Mi! Also, I'll be exposed sooner or later if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Auntie Ren to film!
"No, no need, Auntie Ren, I still have things to do, I'll be leaving first …"
I said and turned around to run.
"You dare!?" Auntie Ren roared and almost made my heart jump out.
"Why, why do I have to be an extra …"
I asked pitifully.
"No reason, I just don't like those Americans! They have to rely on a steel wire to do a somersault, and they still act like they're big shots in front of the camera … they might as well film an extra who knows Kung Fu! "
"But, but you just said that I'm an amateur and I don't know Kung Fu!"
"You're at least better than them, right? Looking at your running posture, you must have trained your upper body a lot. You should look pretty good on camera when you're shirtless! "
Eh? From my running posture, not only can you tell where I'm injured, but you can also tell how much muscle I have? In front of a martial arts senior, why do I feel like wearing clothes is equivalent to wearing nothing!
"Auntie Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, wouldn't I be stealing the show?"
"That's right, I want you to steal the show! Be ashamed, be ashamed of those lead actors! They're about the same age as you, so why are they living like princes? They can't even do slightly more difficult or bigger martial arts moves, so I have to modify the moves on the spot? "
Although I was happy to be able to help Auntie Ren, if I had to do a 720 ° back flip and land on the spot, I wouldn't want to let the Americans laugh at me.
"Mhmm, Auntie Ren, thank you for your kindness … I really don't have any talent in acting, can you let me go?"
Auntie Ren raised the beer to her lips and made a sound without commenting.
"Who said you don't have talent in acting? Ye Lin, aren't you pretty good at pretending to be crazy in front of me? "
Eh? So Auntie Ren already knew my identity? Were you playing with me like a monkey just now? Did you want to see me make a fool of myself?
This is much worse than me admitting my identity in the first place! My heart was in my throat, I didn't know how Auntie Ren would scold me.
"Hmph, do you think that after my daughter has liked you for so long, as a mother, I won't even go and personally confirm what you look like?"
It seems like I was exposed a long time ago, I don't know when Auntie Ren had been secretly observing me.
I couldn't help but lower my head. If someone passed by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger generation.
Auntie Ren sighed.
"My family is unfortunate, this daughter is like me, her IQ is 0 when she's in love. As someone with experience, I can't not check for my daughter."
She said as she looked me up and down again.
"Brat, your face is ruined!"
I could only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
"Didn't I give you candy before? I remember you were pretty cute when you were a kid, your dad didn't give you Sanlu, how did you become like this? "
How should I answer? I should say it's all your daughter's fault, she bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and swore to get revenge. In the end, I became this fierce?
I really can't say it out loud! The Little Tyrant won't bully me in front of my mother, and I didn't complain to Auntie Ren out of my pride as a man. I was able to refrain from snitching when I was 6 or 7 years old, but now that I'm in middle school, I have to tell Auntie Ren about these old things?
No, Auntie Ren, just think of it as a genetic mutation.
"Hmph, your legs are really short."
Eh? How can you talk about the things I care about the most right in front of my face! Auntie Ren, you're too much! I finally believed that my legs weren't especially short, why are you reminding me again!
"You're after your dad, right? Although you two aren't short, you both have short legs … Oh right, did your dad go back to teach? "
"No, no …"
I answered, not without shame.
"Useless! In the beginning, he was a tutor, but then he completely gave up on being a teacher, right? What's he doing now? I heard he opened a strange online store that sells shady things, right? "
It's more than shady! If those things were placed on the streets, they would definitely be confiscated by the police under the charge of indecency!
"Isn't it just a failed marriage? He can't even stand up after one blow. If it wasn't for the fact that he has a son, I would really suspect that he doesn't have balls! "
Hey, hey, hey, Auntie Ren, please be kind with your words. Although my dad is also disappointing in my eyes, don't doubt that he's not a man!
"He abandoned himself to depravity, so his education of you must have been a complete failure! You father and son are a pair of trash, I get angry just looking at you! "
"Auntie, Auntie Ren, you can scold me, but don't scold my dad, it's not easy for him either …"
In a moment of desperation, I almost said that my dad is a veteran AV reviewer. It's not easy for him to write a report every time he watches an AV.
"Shut up! If Xiao Qin doesn't like you, I don't care if you live or die! He raised such a useless son and gave me trouble. I'm already giving him a lot of face by not scolding him to his face! "
Auntie Ren's rebuke made me speechless.
After taking a breath, Auntie Ren asked again: "Ye Lin, what do you plan on doing about my daughter?"
"Um … we're still young, it's not the time to date, right?"
It was only at this moment that I was grateful for the headteacher's unchanging bureaucratic tone.
"Stop brushing me off! You're still young, but what about in the future? What do you plan on doing in the future? "
It seems like Auntie Ren won't let me off easily today.
I didn't think about what to do in the future, but under Auntie Ren's knife-like gaze, I had to answer.
"In, in the future … Xiao Qin might not like me as much as before, right?"
Auntie Ren's face darkened.
"I know what my daughter is like. Be more straightforward, just tell me if you like her or not! "
"Eh? Um … "I had a difficult expression.
"You don't like her? Then do you hate her? "
"You can't say that …" I was vague.
"Brat, are you saying that you don't know if you like or hate my daughter?"
I hurried down the stairs. "Yeah, that's pretty much it …"
With a snap, the empty beer can was squashed by Auntie Ren with one hand.
The way she looked at me was like a lioness trying to protect her cubs, ready to fight a jackal with all her might.
"Ye Lin, if I don't do anything, a girl like Xiao Qin will definitely suffer if she stays with you for a long time … I don't want that to happen!"
I kept nodding, then I felt something was wrong, so I started shaking my head.
"I don't care how open-minded you youngsters are. In short, before you enter high school, you can only kiss at most. If you go beyond that, I'll hold you accountable!"
Auntie Ren, I have to say that you're a bit too optimistic … Actually, not only did we kiss, but it was also a French kiss. Not only that, we did it in your home while you were taking a shower.
"What are you looking at? You don't agree? "
Auntie Ren's eyes were a bit red after drinking two cans of beer.
"No, I don't disagree … But Auntie Ren, sometimes Xiao Qin does things that are scary, I'm completely passive! The tree wants peace, but the wind never ceases! "
Auntie Ren could probably imagine how ridiculous her daughter would be when she became retarded. She stared blankly for a while, then slowly said:
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it's Xiao Qin's fault, I'll turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you … if you dare get Xiao Qin pregnant …"
The beer can that had already been squashed once by Auntie Ren, for most people, there was no room to compress it, but it made a cracking sound and turned into a metal block that was smaller than a CPU in Auntie Ren's palm.
Auntie Ren threw the metal block into the trash can like a hidden weapon and casually said:
"When the time comes, your dad's egg will end up like this."
Eh? Even if I get Xiao Qin pregnant, I'm the one who should be punished. What does it have to do with my dad's egg?
"Do you think I don't want to squash your egg? But when the time comes, Xiao Qin will definitely protect you, so I can only let your dad take the punishment for his son! "
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