Before I could chat with the class leader, Xiao Qin walked in from the back door of the classroom.
She was listless. After seeing us, she said "good morning" weakly.
Then she sat down in her seat.
"What did you do to Xiao Qin?"
Sensing that something was wrong, the class leader immediately changed the topic and didn't care about me at all.
"I didn't do anything to her!"
On the other hand, she almost broke my arm! Damn, I really want to tell the truth! But it's already embarrassing enough to let the Five Tiger Punishment Squad know! Also, even if I said it, the class leader wouldn't believe me if she didn't see it with her own eyes.
After almost all the students in the class arrived, I became the object of everyone's attention.
Of course, they didn't dare to brazenly surround me. They only turned their heads to sneak a glance, then they started to discuss with their neighbors.
"It's rare to see Ye Lin injured, did he meet a tough opponent this time?"
"That's right, he usually bullies people, now he learned his lesson, right?"
Although I really wanted to point at their noses and ask which of their eyes saw me bully someone, but ever since Xiao Qin transferred here, I already lost the right to question them.
"If he's injured, won't it be easier for Ren XiaoQin classmate who's sitting next to him?"
"That's not necessarily true! I think he'll definitely vent his anger on someone else and become even more severe! "
Listening to the discussions of the students, Xiao Qin lowered her head and hid behind her open textbook.
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm sorry …"
She said to me with a voice as small as a mosquito.
"Forget it." I generously waved my right hand at her, "Don't mention it again, just pretend it never happened."
Although I thought the result of the duel was a draw, on the surface, it seems like I was more injured. I couldn't accept losing to the Little Tyrant after training for so long.
"No, Ye Lin classmate, I carefully reviewed myself …" She hesitated a bit, "A dangerous person like me isn't suitable to be Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend …"
Eh? What's going on? Is Xiao Qin going to withdraw? I was overjoyed! It was worth it to lose my arm! With the addition of a leg, I feel like I'm at an advantage!
"Last night, I asked my mother to abolish my martial arts, but she scolded me. She said that I had watched too many movies and that there was no such method …"
"My mom also said that I'm too proactive as a girl because I want to develop an intimate relationship with Ye Lin classmate. The result of doing this is either scaring people away or meeting an irresponsible person who will dump you after playing with you for a while … "
Is that why Auntie Ren waited for me on my usual running route? Is he here to warn me because he's worried that his daughter is going through the same thing?
"Although I don't think Ye Lin classmate is an irresponsible person and I would be grateful if you were willing to play with me, but … if Ye Lin classmate is a conservative person and I scared him away, then it would be too late for regrets …"
"Also, my androphobia hasn't been cured yet. If I lose my mind and hurt Ye Lin classmate again, I'll blame myself to the point where I can't live anymore …"
"That's why I don't expect to have an intimate relationship with Ye Lin classmate all of a sudden. Let's first return to our innocent childhood relationship and be normal childhood friends, okay?"
After she finished her long speech, she hid her face behind the book, looking forward to my reply with a lack of confidence.
Who has an innocent childhood relationship with you! Do your childhood friends fight each other all day (it's actually one-sided)!
But Xiao Qin's proposal was a step back for her, which also meant that I had won the first step.
"Okay!" I happily agreed, "Then you can't spread rumors and say you're my girlfriend anymore!"
Xiao Qin nodded with a pout. She showed a bit of relief, but also a bit of disappointment.
Since we're childhood friends, then we should take on the responsibilities of childhood friends, right?
I extended my right hand towards Xiao Qin:
"Let me copy your language homework!"
I don't need to hand in other subjects' homework, but I don't want to make old man Zhang angry.
Xiao Qin took out the homework from her bag and handed it to me.
"Ye Lin classmate, your hand is injured, do you want me to copy it for you?"
Once I classified her as an ordinary childhood friend, although it still felt a bit weird, it was a lot easier to get along with her.
"No need, my right hand is fine. Besides, your writing is so nice, old man Zhang would know I didn't write it myself!"
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe, Ye Lin classmate praised me?"
For the first time today, a smile appeared on Xiao Qin's face.
"Um, Ye Lin classmate, there's one more thing I want to apologize to you …"
I quickly copied the classical Chinese translation and waited for Xiao Qin to continue.
"The five people I injured yesterday, were they Ye Lin classmate's friends? Although they told me, they looked too much like the hooligans in shoujo manga, so I accidentally switched myself into battle mode … "
Do you even have battle mode and love mode? Do you think you're a cell phone? If you were a cell phone, I would want you to keep it in silent mode!
"I, I had no choice! I was very scared, I had to protect Ye Lin classmate's chastity! "
Who needs you to protect their chastity! What does the Five Tiger Punishment Squad harassing you have to do with my chastity!
"Because, because …" Xiao Qin held her face that was as red as an apple with both hands, "Because my chastity belongs to Ye Lin classmate, so it's shortened to Ye Lin classmate's chastity …"
My face darkened:
"Didn't you just say you don't want to be my girlfriend anymore? Aren't we just ordinary childhood sweethearts? "
Xiao Qin trembled from my expression, took a deep breath, and then replied with a stutter:
"I'm currently the girl next door who has a crush on Ye Lin classmate. Although I haven't confessed, I still really like Ye Lin classmate!"
Who said you haven't confessed! You confessed to me the first day you saw me again! Also, you've said you like me countless times these days! Do you really think you're playing a romance game on the computer? There's even a rewind?
"In short … in short … Ye Lin classmate can just treat me as an ordinary childhood friend. Because Ye Lin classmate is very slow when it comes to love, he didn't realize that the girl next door likes him …"
What, not only did you rewind, but you also reset my settings? Do you think you're the God of Earth Online?
"Just now, the girl next door expressed her apologies to Ye Lin classmate because she accidentally injured your friends. Not only did they not hold a grudge, they even returned the lost bag, the girl next door was very happy …"
Don't use the third person to describe yourself! Why did it become a voice-over so quickly! You made me unable to finish copying homework, in a moment the voice-over will become "Old man Zhang used the textbook to deal 100 damage to Ye Lin"!
"What, does Ye Lin classmate not like me talking like this? I heard you can act cute by using the third person to describe yourself! The girl next door only wanted to attract Ye Lin classmate's attention! "
I lowered my head and ignored her.
Xiao Qin laid on the table and turned her face towards me.
"Hehe, the girl next door thought to herself: Although Ye Lin classmate only thinks of himself as an ordinary childhood friend, rabbits love to eat the grass near their burrows — — as long as the girl next door persevered and used her youthful body to sway around him … If Ye Lin classmate couldn't control himself and pushed her down, he would take responsibility and be her boyfriend, right?"
Damn it! If you're thinking it in your heart, don't say it out loud! Not only did you not change the third person, even your thoughts are coming out!
Xiao Qin didn't stop playing this game until old man Zhang walked into the classroom and announced the start of class.
Thanks to old man Zhang, she was finally able to sit through the class.
After class, I got up to go to the washroom. Xiao Qin looked up and asked me:
"Do you need my help?"
"I'm going to the washroom, what can you do to help? Can you go in my place? "
It's not rude to talk to a childhood friend, right?
"I … Ye Lin classmate's arm injury is my responsibility, so if Ye Lin classmate goes to pee and it's inconvenient to use one hand …"
"… So what if it's inconvenient?"
"No, why don't you let me, your childhood friend, contribute my meager strength!"
"What do you mean meager strength?"
"Hehe ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin rubbed her head with one hand, "It's to help Ye Lin classmate pull it out first, then stuff it back when he's done peeing!"
"Get lost!"
Xiao Qin covered her head with both hands and acted like she was afraid of getting beaten up.
"Ah! I forgot a very important step! It seems like I have to shake it a little more afterwards, right? Is that why you're scolding me? "
I didn't continue this stupid conversation with Xiao Qin and strode to the hallway alone.
At the entrance of the men's washroom, I met Li CunZhuang from the 2-2 class.
Isn't this the famous Forrest Gump of 28 Middle, with a body like an iron bucket, facial paralysis like he had a stroke, no mercy when fighting, rumored to be mentally ill, Master Li nicknamed Li ErLeng?
I don't know if Shu Zhe sold the nude photos to Li ErLeng or not.
I was holding back my anger, but Li ErLeng blocked in front of the washroom and didn't let me in.
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