When Eunuch Cao heard I wanted to ban his PS photos, it was like Lin Pingzhi hearing Yue Buqun wanted him to hand over the Bixie Swordplay manual.
"Master, I don't have to do the class leader's photos, but the other girls …"
I made a 'kill without hesitation' gesture under my neck.
"Why, master? Why are you depriving me of my only pleasure! "
Eunuch Cao ignored the gazes of others, knelt down in front of everyone and hugged my thigh.
I was unmoved and my expression did not allow for discussion.
Eunuch Cao had a face of grievance:
"Master, if you have to do this, I will accept my master's orders, but … shouldn't you at least marry your daughter to me?"
Who the hell has a daughter! Do you really think you're Lin Pingzhi! How would I have Yue Lingshan to marry you!
"Master, I won't get up if you don't agree! Hurry up and promise to marry your daughter! "
I said angrily: "I look so fierce, even if I give birth to a daughter, she will most likely be a dinosaur. Aren't you afraid of becoming a dragon knight?"
Eunuch Cao raised his head towards me while lying on the ground. Between his oily fat, his two thieving eyes emitted a resolute gaze.
"That won't happen! Last time when Uncle Ye came to my house for a secret meeting, he showed me your childhood photos — — there's nothing wrong with your genes! As long as the mother is also a beauty, the daughter they give birth to will definitely outshine the moon! Father-in-law, please accept my worship! "
Seriously, why did you bring along my childhood photos when you went to the HHH enthusiasts gathering? Also, Eunuch Cao was also present when you guys were watching AV videos … Dragging minors to engage in obscene activities is a heavy sentence if you get caught by the police!
I ignored Eunuch Cao's request, forcefully moved my thigh and took a step forward.
Eunuch Cao was like a dog and hugged my thigh without letting go. I dragged him 20 centimeters on the concrete ground.
Some busybodies in the distance quietly discussed:
"There are rumors that Ye Lin likes to engage in homosexual activities, is it true?"
"Not necessarily, I heard he stood in the hallway last week and stared at the passing girls! I'm guessing he's bisexual and eats both men and women! "
"Shh, lower your voices! If he hears you, he might come and burst your chrysanthemums! "
Who the f * ck spread this rumor! Yes, it must be the people with the peaked cap! You hoodlums' boss went around stealing underwear after retiring, and you still have the face to accuse me of being gay? At least being gay isn't against the law!
It wasn't a good idea to let Eunuch Cao lie on my feet again, it would cause more rumors.
Thus, I pretended to agree. "Alright, if I really have a daughter, and she doesn't have a boyfriend when she's 18, and you're not married, I'll introduce her to you."
"Really?!" Eunuch Cao's voice trembled with excitement.
His silly expression of surprise and joy, with tears and snot running down his face, was really amusing.
"Well, I won't lie to you. You can let go now."
That being said, the possibility of this happening was extremely small! I'm such a Spartan. I don't even want to get married. Even if I do, I'll just have a son! If I give birth to a daughter, I will find someone pleasing to her eyes before she turns 18. Who would want to marry their daughter to a big loss like Cao JingShen!
Eunuch Cao wiped his tears, stood up from the ground, and patted the dirt off his clothes.
"So, you're not going to make the photos that were meant to deceive Li ErLeng?"
I nodded. If Li ErLeng came after a week, I might as well meet him on the battlefield. It would save me a lot of trouble.
As for the photos scattered outside, I asked Eunuch Cao to tell his clients: If they're willing to return the photos, then I'll buy them back at the original price. If they don't, then keep them at home and hide them. If anyone accidentally lets the photos be exposed, I'll beat them into a photo!
That afternoon, 14 photos were returned, half of which were Shu Sha's.
I burned them in the back of the school's boiler room.
However, from a pure artistic point of view, I evaluated each one. The PS was pretty good, and it could almost pass the entrance exam of Lanxiang Technical School.
I gave all the money I had on me to Eunuch Cao and asked him to use the money to return the photos to the person who returned them. If it wasn't enough, he could ask me for more tomorrow.
Eunuch Cao resolutely refused: "How can I take father-in-law's money! Originally, my PS photos were my interest. They were willing to spend money to buy them because of my skills. At most, I'll just return the money I received! "
I forced the money to him and told him that money was not a problem. The most important thing was to try to get back all the photos that were sold before.
Actually, I don't have much pocket money. If it really doesn't work, I can only use Ai Mi's credit card, but I will pay the gap in the future.
No, I don't want to owe Ai Mi a favor. If I had to choose, I would rather owe Xiao Qin.
So in the next class, I said to Xiao Qin: "Can you lend me 3900 yuan?"
Xiao Qin had a happy expression on her face at first, but then she became a bit embarrassed.
"This … Ye Lin classmate, I don't have that much money, but I can try to ask my mom! If I act coquettishly, my mom might give it to me! But … why isn't it 4000 yuan, but 3900 yuan? "
Nonsense! This is because you helped Ai Mi copy the Bible, so you should have been paid! Because 100 yuan was used to buy underwear for you, there's still 3900 left!
"No, Xiao Qin, don't tell Auntie Ren. As long as you nod, I'll consider the money as a loan."
"Eh? Ye Lin classmate's words are strange … "
"Anyway, just nod, I'll return it to you in the future. Don't ask about the specifics!"
Xiao Qin was confused by my words, but she could only nod in the end.
I felt a bit more at ease. This way, the funds for the purchase of the photos will be settled.
Although it is more convenient to use violence, my arm is injured. Secondly, customers who are dissatisfied may keep a copy and then make a copy. Although using force and kindness may not completely eliminate the hidden dangers, it is at least the most effective method.
During the break, Xiao Qin said that it was time to change the dressing on my arm. She took out gauze and ointment from her bag, moved the stool next to me, and skillfully removed the splint.
The sky outside was a bit dark, so there weren't many free activities. Most of the students were lazily sitting in the classroom and chatting.
They were all surprised to see Xiao Qin give me medical treatment in front of everyone.
"Hey, why doesn't Ye Lin let the doctor do it, but let Xiao Qin classmate do it?"
"Do you even need to ask? It's to show off! You usually bully her, but when you're injured, you still want her to take care of you, it's too much! "
"That's not good, right? I heard that Xiao Qin is Ye Lin's childhood friend. Isn't it normal to take care of her when she's sick? "
"Eh? Speaking of sickness, shouldn't the lifestyle committee member be the one to get medicine for a classmate who's sick? "
"Who's the lifestyle committee member in our class? Ah, isn't he also a student committee member? Gong CaiCai! Shouldn't you be in charge of this? "
The busybody patted Gong CaiCai's back and teased.
Gong CaiCai was originally engrossed in her homework, but when she heard that she had to change my dressing, she was scared to the point of crying.
"I … I don't know how to treat fractures! If I hurt him, I'll be dead! I, I don't want to be the lifestyle committee member anymore ~ ~ ~ ~ "
The class leader happened to pass by her, asked a few questions, and finally calmed her down.
The class leader walked over from the front row and watched the process of Xiao Qin changing my dressing.
Xiao Qin was completely focused, as if she had eliminated all distracting thoughts. Her hands were sometimes fast and sometimes slow, it was just right, and she did not hurt me at all. I was so comfortable that I almost fell asleep.
It seemed like the only thing left in her world was my left arm, and I was able to calm down and observe Xiao Qin's face from a very close distance.
Her gentle gaze was lowered, her cheeks were rosy like an apple under the sun, and the corners of her mouth held a smile, as if working for me was a reward in and of itself.
People who didn't know the inside story would think that being a nurse was Xiao Qin's vocation, as if she had been taking care of patients since she was born.
The class leader was also surprised by Xiao Qin's proficiency.
"I originally wanted to help you guys out, but it seems like I shouldn't add to the mess."
So the class leader promised Gong CaiCai to take care of me in her place, that's why Gong CaiCai didn't cry? You're basically a babysitter! No wonder the students can't even remember who the lifestyle committee member is!
This week passed without any incidents.
On the weekend, Xiao Qin offered to come to my house to take care of me, but I didn't agree.
"Why not! It's very inconvenient for Ye Lin classmate to only have one hand! Don't you want someone to help you scrub your back when you shower? "
"Hey, your childhood sweetheart should know her place, okay? I still have my dad at home! "
"Then … what about washing your hair? It's also inconvenient to wash your hair! Uncle Ye probably isn't good at washing people's hair! Let me help you wash it! "
Xiao Qin was right, since I was a child, I often saw my dad with a bird's nest hairstyle, and he was more serious about washing my hair these two days.
"No! How am I supposed to introduce you to my dad! How can I let a female classmate come to my house to wash my hair! "
Xiao Qin put a finger to her mouth and thought for a while.
"If Ye Lin classmate is shy, then don't say I'm your female classmate, just say I'm a hired shampoo girl!"
Screw shampoo girl! Do you really not know or are you pretending not to know? This name has already been destroyed by the illegal massage parlors and shampoo rooms! If I tell my dad that, he'll think I went to call for a chicken!
For students, the weekend is always so short.
It feels like I didn't do anything, and it's already Monday.
Although my arm has improved, I still can't use any strength.
If Li ErLeng comes, I can only fight with my life on the line.
Unexpectedly, Eunuch Cao came to find me during the lunch break, and his serious expression didn't seem like him at all.
"Master, I encountered a very strange thing, I have to make a statement in advance."
"Eh? How strange? Were you abducted and swapped by aliens? "
"It's even stranger than that … Master, after I stopped, someone else is selling the class leader's photos!"
I was suddenly shocked.
Could it be that Shu Zhe had already drugged his sister and done something that violated human ethics?
After a bit of shock, I asked Eunuch Cao where he got the news from.
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